Volume 1 Chapter 52: Collapse

Nothing to say all the way......

"Sister, master, I'm back, I'm coming back triumphantly, isn't there any welcome ceremony? Why don't you have a champagne pool party or something to celebrate my return?" I have returned after completing my studies!!" Yun Zhongfei opened the door with the key, but did not rush in, but took two steps back, and !!kicked the door open with a kick.

At the same time, the door of a house opposite Yun Zhongfei's house opened, and a little boy walked out, looking at Yun Zhongfei with some novelty, of course, not because of Yun Zhongfei's "sassy and heroic appearance", after all, if there is a fool on the street who is dancing and shouting at something, won't it also attract some onlookers? At this time, the little boy pointed his finger at Yun Zhongfei, turned his head back, and said in a childish voice: "Mom, Mom, is this big brother the little fool he just said on TV?"

Chu Cixi, who was watching the second in the clouds from the side, twisted his head to the other side, pretending not to know this second goods, after all, he was too ashamed.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. When the mother of the child in the house heard this, she also walked out of the door in a panic, pulled the little boy in, and said: "Xiaoyu, you can't say this kind of thing in front of people in the future, you will be hated by others, and others will think you are a bad boy." ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"Oh, then, can I say it when this little fool big brother can't see me?"

He's a kid, he's just a kid, he's just a kid, he's just a kid who hasn't grown all his hair. Yun Zhongfei channeled his heart like this, just as the so-called endure the calm for a while, and the more he took a step back, the more angry he became.

Fuck the kid, Mao didn't grow all the fucking shit, maybe he was born with estrogen !!! Malegobi. Yun Zhongfei clenched his fists, squinted his eyes, and looked at the child with a smile, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and he couldn't stop trembling.

"Xiaofan, child, just a child. Chu Cixi groaned in his heart. grabbed Yun Zhongfei's arm and shook his head vigorously.

Huh, child, it's just a child, why am I angry with the child? How naΓ―ve I have become, sure enough, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and the ancients did not deceive me. Yun Zhongfei thought about it and suddenly brightened his heart, his eyes were bright, the sky was clear and the rain stopped, and Yun Zhongfei felt that he was doing it again.

"No, hurry up, go and apologize to the little fool, ahhhh The child's mother gently pushed the little boy forward and nodded.

, this lady, it's hot and dry, don't make trouble if I don't smile. Yun Zhongfa still squinted, but he looked at the boy's mother, smiling, a little frightened.

The boy's mother laughed bitterly awkwardly, unable to avoid Yun Zhongfei's sharp gaze.

Yun Zhongfei relied on his own reasonableness and kept looking at the mother and daughter.

"Little fool big brother, I'm sorry, I was wrong, can you forgive me, little fool big brother. The boy stepped forward timidly, clutched the corners of his clothes tightly with both hands, and said tremblingly.

Flying in the Clouds: ????????

Your mother didn't make trouble, but you are here to do it with me, look at my brother, my brother is smiling, you fucking see it clearly, Lao Tzu is smiling. Yun Zhongfei struggled and pointed to his smiling face, which was more ugly than crying, not knowing what to say.

Looking at the boy's teary eyes, Yun Zhongfei took the spirit of not abandoning and not giving up to the extreme, holding his manhood tightly and not letting go, seeing that the child was about to cry, Yun Zhongfei was still unmoved.

"Alright, alright, let's go. Chu Cixi pushed Yun Zhongfei, glanced apologetically at the mother and son, and pushed Yun Zhongfei into the room, "Brother is not angry, brother forgive you." ”

"Hmm!" the boy suddenly looked at Yun Zhongfei's back with an excited look.

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"Cixi!!! what are you going to do?" Yun Zhongfei, who was pushed into the door by Chu Cixi, was not reconciled, and made a gesture to push the door and go out to talk to the boy, talk about life, talk about ideals, and talk about concussion.

"You have it, a little boy, are you so ruthless that you can beat him?" Chu Cixi sat on the sofa and turned on the TV.

"Why don't I dare, look at my punchbag-sized fist, believe it or not, I slapped that little kid in the face. Yun Zhongfei said.

"Huh. Chu Cixi sneered, "Slapping is all with a palm, but you show off your fist with me, and you slap the little boy with your fist." Chu Cixi stretched out a hand and gestured.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"Acquaintances complain, the most deadly, resigned, strong, strong batch of !!" Yun Zhongfei gave a thumbs up in admiration.

Chu Cixi: ......

Chu Cixi said that he didn't want to speak, and waved his hand to you, and pointed to your room, which means to make it clear, go back to your room, don't come out to bother the old lady.

But what kind of person is Yun Zhongfei, that is a famous shameless and thick-skinned person. Although these two descriptions seem to conflict, don't care.

walked in front of Chu Cixi, blocked the picture of the TV, leaned over suddenly, and supported the back of the sofa with both arms. Decisively knocked Chu Cixi, freed up a hand, and gently picked up Chu Cixi's charming chin, making it look at himself, looking at each other, "Do you dare to say it again." ”

"Dare!" When was Chu Cixi afraid, he directly went to the line and flew in the clouds.

"Good!" Yun Zhongfei shouted, "Woman, you are very interesting, woman, you have successfully caught my attention." "Flying in the clouds staring at Chu Cixi unruly, you can't be a world.

Chu Cixi snorted coldly, and one hand was likened to a scissor-shape, closed, opened, closed, opened, back and forth several times. From beginning to end, he was smiling and watching the clouds fly.

Yun Zhongfei only felt a cold wind blowing, and his crotch suddenly cooled, and his whole body was like entering an ice cellar. And Chu Cixi's eyes and the scissor-like hand exuded an endless chill, and he shivered incessantly when he saw the clouds flying.

"Well, I'm just kidding. Yunzhong Feili stood upright, scratching his head in embarrassment.

"What? I'm scared now? Wasn't it powerful just now? Wasn't it a domineering president? Why are you cowardly now?"

Flying in the Clouds: ......

Recovering his previous posture again, Yun Zhongfei's eyes revealed three points of coldness, two points of enthusiasm, and five points of coldness, and said, "Woman, you are playing with fire." ”

"Well, what's wrong with me just playing?" I didn't expect Chu Cixi to be a hard stubble.

"Uh...... That, be careful when you play, don't be seen by the security guard or anything, or you'll be taught a lesson. Yun Zhongfei said casually, these are his personal experiences, "I'll slip away first, you play with fire slowly, don't burn me." ”

After that, Yun Zhongfei was like the wind on the soles of his feet, and quickly evacuated the battlefield and ran to his room, the blessed land that belonged to him, and the pure land of bliss that belonged to him.

"Hmph!" Chu Cixi ignored the clouds and flew alone, watching TV with relish.

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"It's cool to watch other people on the line. The system suddenly sighed with emotion, "But the host, you are really cowardly, you can lose the line, and the rotten wood cannot be carved." ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"Then what do you want me to do? system, what do you and me do? What do you want me to do? Your sudden text message is enough for me to grieve. ”

System:......

"Raise the flag, show your momentum, how energetic you were when you showed off your wishful golden hoop stick with me before? What? Don't tell me you're cowardly. The system said.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem. Yun Zhongfei was caught off guard by the system's sudden kick of the accelerator.

"Stop, stop, brake!! brake!! don't turn it off. ”

"Cut. "The system is dismissive.

"It's not a man. ”

"You're capable of it. Yun Zhongfei pointed out the door.

"I don't like women, and I'm still a system. Yun Zhongfei suddenly remembered that the system was a female system.

But how can there be such a woman!!! this is still a woman????? God is me!!!

"Jin Bujin hoop stick will talk about it for a while, and ask me how about the operation just now? Is it the taste of the domineering president again, just now it is called the true color of the star. Flying in the clouds said obscenely.

System:......

"Hehe, even if you act like it, you still give it to the poor ghost. The system said mercilessly.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"Believe it or not, I'll stone you to death with a conquest point????"

"Come, come, I strongly welcome you to smash me with a point of conquest. "The system was overjoyed.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"Ahh Yun Zhongfei suddenly realized that he had fallen into the way of the system, and hurriedly said nonsense.

System:......

"Coercion, coward, but when it comes to the critical moment, he retreats, hehe. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

You see, you see, there is a woman like the system, anytime, anywhere, without any scruples about the face of foul language and driving, no, the system is called drag racing, so the system is really difficult to compare with ordinary women. Yun Zhongfei secretly sighed in his heart.

"I can't talk to you. Yun Zhongfei chose to avoid the sarcasm of the system, which is the so-called out of sight is clean.

Belch...... Although it seems that the system cannot be seen in the clouds......

Don't care about so many details, that's how it is.

But under normal circumstances, you can't hear if you block your ears. But the sound of the system is coming from inside the brain, which is embarrassing, and you can hear the trash talk of the system no matter what.

Yun Zhongfei rolled on the bed with his head in pain, for no other reason, the system was so annoying.

The system is happy to do this, and it doesn't mind that its happiness is based on the incomparable pain of flying in the clouds, anyway, this host pits itself every day, and I'm nothing, hehe, let you pit me, this system is going to teach you a lesson today, look at the tricks, and the magic sound is pervasive.

Yun Zhongfei no longer moved, lying quietly on the bed, looking at the ceiling, with a loveless look, and the demonic singing of the system in his ears.

Countless grass and mud horses galloped through the hearts of the clouds, rolling up bursts of smoke, and the cold wind was blowing and blowing at the same time......

Flying in the clouds has completely collapsed.