Chapter 167: No foul language
Ding, you sent a red envelope,
Ding, you received a red envelope from the turtle immortal,
Obtain the Turtle Sect Qi Gong,
Everything is under control, six volumes of comics for the best martial arts, blood in the blood to earn, successfully grasp the psychological needs of a turtle immortal and Zilai and others, and never lose money in business,
Lin Fan, who was lying on the top bunk, suddenly had a feeling that he was a profiteer,
bah
Profiteers fart,
At every turn, he is a profiteer,
I'm bringing the most needed things to the group of friends.
If you think about it,
Zilai, the turtle immortals and the group of friends, are they really that little bit of a point, do they lack so many ninjutsu, a few martial arts,
Of course there is no shortage,
What they lack is spiritual sustenance,
What they lack is spiritual comfort,
It's like the poor people exchanging jewels and diamonds for food.
The ninjutsu and martial arts harvested are not worth mentioning in the eyes of Jiraiya and the Turtle Immortals, and what really makes them feel happy is those vivid and interesting anime books, the wonderful plots in the booklets, and the lifelike action acting.
I'm so great,
What kind of spirit is this to send warmth to the group of friends,
Lin Fan felt that his image instantly rose tall,
At the same time, I also feel that the discount in the commissary is not enough, and it is necessary to increase the efforts to send the most urgent spiritual food to more friends in need.
Lin Fan got out of bed,
After getting dressed, I went to a nearby supermarket to buy a large number of goods again,
....
aerodrome
A man with a suitcase sat on a bench and looked at the bulletin board,
"Dear passengers, I regret to inform you that the flight to the Gangnam area of the Federation has been delayed and will depart late at 23:15, please rest in the departure hall, our airline has prepared drinks and food for all passengers, welcome ...... of distinguished passengers"
"Is it late?"
"What bad luck,"
"Just rest here for a while, don't be in a hurry, there are some things that are just to be interesting when you take your time. ”
.....
On the day of the basketball game,
Eight o'clock in the morning,
Canteen
Today, the five main cadres will go out for breakfast early in the morning to prepare for the next basketball game.
Even if you want to go up and be abused, at least you have to lose wonderfully,
"I've really convinced you, how can you eat tomato sauce early in the morning,"
Yu Shaoxiong said angrily,
"What's wrong with the tomato sauce? The tomato sauce offended you? I especially like to eat tomato sauce dry!"
"Eat more, I'm thinking about it when you get on the pitch, and if you get beaten up by someone's gym class and spit out red ketchup, it will be interesting. Zhang Xiongjie picked up a big meat bun and stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely.
"Yes, we can still extort a sum of money when the time comes," Liu Xin quipped,
"Cut, you laugh at it, you don't understand the deliciousness of tomato sauce. ”
Bai Jia picked up a white steamed bun, squeezed out half a packet of tomato sauce on it, and ate it deliciously.
Tomato sauce with white steamed buns,
Lin Fan said that he could not accept it,
He ordered a bowl of white porridge with pineapple buns, ate them, and asked, "By the way, last time you said that you were looking for some off-site assistance, how did you go?" ”
Zhang Xiongjie: "Forget it, Ah Xin and I thought about it later, it was just a basketball game, and we couldn't use this method,"
Should you lose or still lose,
There's no need to make extraneous branches,
"What about you, Bai Zai. Lin Fan asked again.
"I think so too," Bai Jiadao,
"The rest of the boys in our class are really ruthless one by one, and they don't come to help in a hurry, and there are only five of us on the field at that time, and we are weak, and we will lose just in momentum. Liu Xin said.
Five tiger generals sit together,
The rest of the boys couldn't get up so early, so they said they would sleep for a while and wait until the game started.
Lin Fan really has nothing to say,
First, through a very unfair vote, it was decided to select the five of them to participate in basketball games in the past.
Get it to the present,
Not only did he not have a substitute, but he didn't even want to cheer for him.
How to play this game,
"Wouldn't it be better for the five of us to enjoy the shouts and cheers of all the girls alone?" Bai Jia thought about it and seemed to be even happier.
"Shout and cheer?
Just when the five tiger generals were chatting, a shrill voice sounded in their ears,
Wei Min came over with a group of physical education classes, and there were at least thirty people, and it was estimated that all the boys in the physical education class were there.
Moreover, the people in Wei Min's class are all sports students, who have been training outside for a long time, and they are wearing basketball uniforms, revealing strong and bronzed skin, as well as bulging biceps.....
It's no joke to go down with a small fist,
Just from the comparison of body types, you can see the gap between the two majors.
Wei Min: "Still in the mood for breakfast?"
He still had bandages on his hands, both hands were wrapped, and he was unable to move, but in order to take revenge, he deliberately came out of the hospital in advance,
"Brother Wei, is the guy who beat you in here?"
Gu Chao, the basketball general in the sports class, was holding a basketball in his hand, and smashed it on the dining table of Lin Fan and others with a clang.
The basketball rebound will be in Gu Chao's hands,
But the white porridge, soy milk, and buns on the table were all spilled all over the ground.
"What do you want to do!!"
Zhang Xiongjie stood up, he was the tallest in his class, but there were three or four people in the physical education class opposite who were not inferior to him, and suddenly his height was not advantageous, coupled with the opponent's size, he lost in terms of momentum when he stood up.
Lin Fan and the others also got up one after another, glaring angrily at the guys from the physical education department,
But the guys in the physical education department are not false at all, so many of them are afraid of the five guys opposite?
Wei Min smiled: "That dead fat man is no longer here." ”
"That coercion dares to move Brother Wei Min, and he will be angry with him in a while!"
"Dead fat people can't play, and there will be a few of you looking good on the basketball court. ”
"Just a few colored pencils, I guess I'll leave halfway through the game. ”
"Haha, it makes sense, when I saw that bamboo pole, I was afraid that I would knock him apart when I competed later. ”
“.....”
Wang Peng didn't know where to go, Wei Min and a group of team members in the department had to take Lin Fan and others to get angry.
"Speak cleanly, I don't know who will abuse who for a while. ”
Bai Jia was not convinced,
He even wanted to take the tomato sauce in his hand and spray it in the face of Wei Min and the others.
"You can win, labor and management kneel and walk around the whole school!"
Wei Min smiled,
In order to find a way to take revenge on the dead fat man Wang Peng, he has already inquired about the situation in Wang Peng's class, of course, on the surface, he can't be too flamboyant to find someone to retaliate.
And Wei Min didn't want to publicize what happened in the movie theater too much, because looking back, it was indeed he who took the initiative to provoke the other party at that time, and if he really wanted to be held accountable, the responsibility must be his full back.
The only thing Wei Min didn't expect was that a dead fat man would be so strong in combat,
Now he gritted his teeth and wanted to take revenge on the dead fat man, and even with it, it was not pleasing to look at the classmates in Wang Peng's class.
Wei Min looked at Lin Fan and the others, and said fiercely: "Go back and tell that dead fat man, don't let me catch him when he is alone." ”
"Don't bother my friend, you garbage weak, just say it to my face. ”
Wang Peng's voice came from behind the crowd,
Everyone turned their heads,
I saw Wang Peng's other hand that could still move holding a banner, "I'm going to get the propaganda banner of this competition, and I'm delayed, otherwise you really think I'm afraid of you?"
Wang Peng deliberately lowered the banner and moved his intact arm, well versed in the essence of mockery,
Two men fight,
The most humiliating thing is not to be watched,
But when I was watched, I hadn't beaten yet,
What's even more embarrassing is that he took the initiative to provoke and hasn't fought yet,
The corners of Wei Min's mouth twitched, and he wanted to point at the other party's nose and scold, but now he was in a plaster cast on both hands, "Ah Chao, let's go." ”
Eat deflated,
Wei Min threw down a sentence and left, and when he left, his eyes swept around Lin Fan and the others fiercely,
"It's not good to mix on the pitch later. ”
After the people from the physical education department left, Lin Fan said,
Wang Peng blamed himself a little, "It's all my fault, it was an ordinary basketball game, because of my grudge with Wei Min, which caused it to be like this,"
Zhang Xiongjie: "You can't say that, although you have to be fifty percent responsible for the fat man, but in my opinion, with Wei Min's arrogant character, even if there is no matter between you and the people, the basketball game will not be good." ”
"I thought you would say that it has nothing to do with me, let me not worry, I didn't expect that there is fifty percent responsibility?"
The fat man was moved, but he also gave Zhang Xiongjie a blank look,
At this time, shouldn't you comfort your brother and tell him, "It's okay, everyone will carry it together" if something happens, this is the iron buddy,
"Do you still want to dump the pot?" Bai Jia said incredulously: "I'll tell you the fat man, if you hadn't been so ruthless and sent Wei Min to the hospital, we wouldn't have to worry about it on the basketball court." ”
"That is, now, you think that you can clear your name by saying a few words of self-reproach? Liu Xin said.
"Holy. ”
The fat man can only say this,
Originally, I was still a little moved, a little self-blame, but now all I have left is worrying.
I hope these five guys who have no conscience won't be abused too badly when they are on the field.
"Fan Ye, you didn't speak, sure enough, you are the one who really understands me, I guess you also know my difficulties, that Wei Min is obviously so weak, but he wants to take the initiative to provoke me, you say, can I not fight back." ”
Fat man Wang Peng said,
Lin Fan, a good buddy in the audience, did not say anything to accuse him,
Sure enough, a real good brother is the kind that will forgive you no matter what mistakes you make.
"Shut up, fatty. ”
Lin Fan's face was not very good-looking, and after saying a word, he beckoned to the rest of his teammates, "It's almost time for the game to start." ”
"Let's go. ”
"Alas, let's go to the stadium, let's train with the game. ”
The five of them went to the school's basketball court together.
Fat man Wang Peng: "Hey, help me get a banner, I deliberately went to someone to customize it, and it will be specially used for refueling." ”
Lin Fan: "Take it yourself,"
Wang Peng: "It's okay to take care of the injured, don't you see that I have a plaster cast on one hand?" ”
Lin Fan: "Isn't there another hand?" ”
Wang Peng: "....."
Stadium
The basketball game of Jiangnan University has always been very lively, and it should be said that any game is very lively in the university.
There are a lot of girls,
Screaming a lot,
Before the game started, the boys were already full of desire to show when they practiced shooting at the training ground.
It's just that among the many participating teams,
Lin Fan and others are more special, because they played the first game with the Department of Physical Education, there were many people on the opposite side, and they directly occupied the two blue frames of the basketball court in the entire game.
"These dogs, it's kind of interesting, they made some small moves before the game started. Bai Jia scolded and scolded,
Liu Xin: "Brothers, bear with it, it's just a matter of a few dozen minutes. ”
Zhang Xiongjie: "If the other side is too much, it really won't work, Ah Xin, you know." ”
Liu Xin and Zhang Xiongjie warmed up outside the court, and the two exchanged ears.
meanwhile
Yu Shaoxiong found Ah Bai,
"Bai Zai, it seems that the guys in the sports class are going to make a ruthless move today, if they really go too far, remember ....."
Shaoxiong said halfway,
Bai Jia patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I know what to do when the time comes." ”
Four of the five Tigers who took the field seemed to be ready for "Plan B".
And Lin Fan found a place to sit down, looking like he was indisputable.
He doesn't want to be noticed,
But quite a few people on the pitch have noticed this.
"Alas, isn't that genius? ”
"What genius?"
"It's the math genius who was selected as one of the top ten alumni, and I heard that the teacher has published his results. ”
"Oh, that's what the school magazine says about a boy with an experienced relationship experience? ”
"The real person seems to be more handsome than in the photo. ”
"What do you call it like, it's just a handsome mess, okay?"
"Can you go over and ask for a phone call after the game? ”
"Aren't you afraid of being deceived into your feelings? The article in the school magazine is very clear, and I think that such a handsome boy must be insecure. ”
"People have to be so handsome, and I am willing to be played with by such a handsome guy. ”
"Actually, you have all over-interpreted that article, people are very honest in reality, there must be someone who is jealous of my Afangel's prosperous beauty, and deliberately found a gunman to write an article to hack him. ”
"Listen to what you mean, you know a lot about handsome guys?"
"Of course, I'm Lin Fan's whole school support club number one hundred and one,"
"And the support club? Add me one. ”
"I want it too. ”
.....
"What the hell is a support club?"
Lin Fan heard the girls whispering,
The more I listen, the more wrong it becomes,
Since that article came out, he has been pushed to the cusp, very distressed, and lives in a variety of sights every day.
"Dead Ah Bai. Lin Fan felt depressed and couldn't help but scold,
Bai Jia, who was not far away, sneezed,
Originally, the students of the physical education department looked at their class unpleasantly, and under the enthusiastic cheers of the onlookers girls, many sports boys were angry and focused their eyes on Lin Fan.
"That's Lin Fan?" Wei Min was surrounded by the stars and moons in the class.
"Yes, I heard that he is still Wang Peng's good buddy. "Gu Chao has investigated some, in fact, it is not a particularly confidential content, mainly because the interview in the school magazine is too famous, and it was clearly said in the interview that the interview was accepted by Wang Peng on his behalf, and such an important interview let friends replace ears, and everyone can guess the relationship between Lin Fan and Wang Peng,
"I will focus on taking care of Lin Fan for a while, do you hear it. ”
Wei Min sneered,
The people in the physical education class all smiled, and they could see at a glance that Lin Fan and the others were laymen, and they might not even have touched the basketball, and it couldn't be easier to make a trick on the court.
The pre-game warm-up is coming to an end,
More and more people are in the stadium throughout the stadium,
There are several basketball courts in the stadium, and several games are held at the same time, among which the physical education department duel mathematics class is the largest number of onlookers, and the rest of the students from the two classes come over one after another, and there are many who come to see the excitement in Lin Fan's name.
"There are so many people. ”
Bai Jia was a little nervous,
"Isn't it your lifelong dream to be watched by a bunch of girls? ”
Lin Fan said,
"Onlookers, how can I be embarrassed to watch?" Bai Jia saw this game clearly, "Fan Ye, the first time you go up to play, you will pass it directly to me after receiving the ball for a while." ”
"You?"
Lin Fan gave Bai Jia a puzzled look,
Everyone is a player who is not at the same level, why should I pass the ball to you,
Bai Jia: "I did a special training, believe me. ”
He swore that
Liu Xin shouted next to him, "Do Mao's special training, didn't you just play 2k for a day yesterday, this is called special training, in my opinion, the four of you can't play anyway, just pass all the balls to me in a while." ”
Passed to Liu Xin, Lin Fan said that he had no opinion,
He just went through the motions, and Liu Xin was the only one in the class who could really play, and there were only two things they had to do later, serving and passing the ball to Liu Xin was over.
It's just that here's the problem......
Lin Fan's eyes looked at the physical education department, just now he overheard the conversation of the physical education class opposite, it seems that the other party will definitely play a black hand in the game for a while, Lin Fan reminded: "Everyone take it easy, those guys are not clean hands and feet, let's pay attention, it doesn't matter if we lose anyway." ”
"Don't worry, I didn't expect to win. Bai Jia said.
"It's a game, you guys come here. ”
In the distance, the fat man Wang Peng began to greet his teammates,
Although he doesn't have to play, as a spiritual leader, spiritual mentor, and ace coach, he takes the initiative to stand on the court at this time, and on the other hand, her girlfriend Xiaomin also came over today.
So even if he can't play, the fat man Wang Peng is determined to stand on the court and show his face.
"Ah Peng!" Xiao Min waved her hand and shouted excitedly, she came over with her friend Lin Simo today, as for the other two friends Zhao Qianwen and Qiu Dongdong, since the experience of the comic exhibition, Zhao and Qiu were embarrassed to come over,
Lin Fan saw Lin Simo who was greeting him there, and also nodded at the other party, as a greeting between ordinary friends.
Lin Fan pondered, fortunately, Li Xiang has been doing research under Mr. Xiao recently, otherwise if he also came to the basketball court, it would really make people think about it.
The referee arrived and stood between the two teams,
The referee, venue arrangement, and schedule of this competition are all outsourced to a professional sports company, and this referee is not a person from the university, but a referee appointed by the company that contracts the event.
The referee with the middle head hanging a whistle around his neck, he followed the captains of the two teams and said: "The game is about to start, this game is divided into four quarters, each quarter is ten minutes, with a three-minute break in between, each team has two opportunities to call a timeout in each quarter, unlimited substitutions, six fouls to leave the court, is there a problem." ”
Wang Peng: "No problem. ”
Wei Min: "No problem. ”
After all, it is not a very serious game, the rules of the game have changed according to the appropriate situation, the referee looked at the captains on both sides, both of them had plasters on their hands, and they looked at each other with fierce eyes,
He had to add, "The game is not allowed to speak foul language, and it is not allowed to hit people." ”
Wei Min said indifferently: "
Wang Peng: "Hmm. ”
Wang Peng was talking, and a screwdriver suddenly fell from his feet,
Referee: "?"
Wei Min: "?"
The physical education class frowned and looked at Wang Peng,
Even Lin Fan and Bai Jia all looked at Wang Peng,
This scene seems to be a little familiar, but it happened on the football field, fat man, what are you learning from other people's movies?
Lin Fan wondered on the side,
Of course, Wang Peng didn't want to play kung fu basketball, and he said with some embarrassment: "My bicycle broke down this morning, so it must be reasonable to carry a screwdriver with me." ”
Referee: "?"
Wang Peng was speechless for a while,
"What are you doing again? Lin Fan gently touched Wang Peng with his elbow and asked.
"No tricks, my bike is really broken. Wang Peng said innocently, he didn't imagine intimidating the other party in the movie, but the bicycle was really damaged by him hitting the wall, because he injured his hand, he went out to get the banner this morning, and he had to ride a bicycle with one hand, and accidentally knocked the wheel out of place.
So on the way, I bought a screwdriver and prepared to repair the bicycle after the basketball game, who would have thought that it would fall out of my pants pocket at this time.
Wei Min sneered: "Bring a screwdriver, you don't have a sick brain." ”
Gu Chao: "I must be full of fat to come up with this kind of intimidation method." ”
The rest of the students in the physical education class also responded one after another.
"I think these math guys are all brainless stuff,"
"If you can't beat us for a while, you don't want to stab people with a screwdriver. ”
"Haha, don't dare to give them ten dares. ”
"What kind of crooked melons and cracked dates are these people on the court, who are as thin as bamboo poles and embarrassed to come up to play basketball?"
"And that guy who is called a master tactician, he can't even pass people, can he beat you. ”
"Don't go too far, don't forget that there is a math genius and scumbag master on the other side, and the thief cowhide, hey, I'm almost frightened, I shouldn't hide my girlfriend, so as not to cheat people. ”
.....
As he spoke, the target of the physical education department on the opposite side shifted from Wang Peng to Lin Fan.
There are about fifteen players who can play on the opposite side, standing in front of Lin Fan's team of only six people, the momentum alone has overwhelmed Lin Fan and the others, and now you are even more like me, and you have begun to attack personally,
Listen, Lin Fan and the others were not happy, and the rest of the boys and girls in the class who came to cheer were not happy.