Chapter 191: Diarrhea...
Chapter 193: Diarrhea...
The boss, who had left a pocket of business cards and phone numbers, followed Gao Yi and said as they nibbled on the xiaolongbao from the Lin family
"Third child, what do you want to do?"
Gao Yi snatched a bun from the fourth hand, put it in his mouth and took a bite, a stream of delicious juice flowed into his mouth, this taste is really good, and he said vaguely
"Hmm... What do I don't want to do, what can I do with such a good boy?"
Seeing his innocent appearance, the boss kicked him to the ground and stepped on him into a little strong! And it was the kind of flattened little strong! This kid was too annoying!
The corners of his mouth twitched twice, the boss pretended to smile casually, and then stepped forward and handed the xiaolongbao in his hand to Gao Yi, "Huh." ”
Gao Yi didn't doubt that he picked it up and ate it, but when he ate the second one, he squatted on the ground holding his stomach...
"Uh... Top dog... You're plotting against me..."Gao Yi bit his lip and looked back at the boss with a look of a little girl who was about to be raped.
The boss snatched the xiaolongbao in Gao Yi's hand, then filled it into his mouth and ate it with relish, looking at Gao Yi in pain while eating, "Hehe, how is it? This is my special secret medicine! Stinky boy, let you not tell the truth, now if you say it, maybe I will spare you!"
Seeing the boss's 'sinister' expression, Gao Yi opened his mouth, "I... I... I'm going to go to the bathroom!"
After shouting these words, Gao Yi rushed out at an incredible high speed, and at this moment, because of some kind of pressure, he actually broke through the bottleneck of the original speed and was able to break through again!
I didn't see how Gao Yi left at all, the boss they looked at each other dumbfounded, the fourth rubbed his eyes, and looked at the boss again, "Boss... Just... What just happened..."
The boss wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "I... How do I know what's going on... Damn, is the third child advanced again?" Speaking of this, the boss swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with a wry smile: "If I knew that I could advance like this, I should have tried it for myself..."
"Cut~!" The second child directly ignored the boss's muttering, "I actually stole laxatives from me and gave them to the third child... Shameless, shameless..."
"Shameless, second brother, it seems that you deliberately showed me that laxative, right? The most shameless is you!"
The brothers inexplicably began to argue about who was the most shameless, and the result of the argument for more than ten minutes was that the eldest and second were both shameless among shameless... It's just a shame.
When the five of them returned to the school gate, Gao Yi was late from behind, looking at the walking posture and pale face, it was clear that he was a person with kidney deficiency caused by excessive intercourse, but only the parties and those unscrupulous brothers knew that he was lazy...
Gao Yi raised his hand tremblingly, pointing at the boss who was full of surprise and without a little shame and apology, and was speechless for a while, "You... You..."Before he could say the following words, Gao Yi had a strange look on his face again, and then let out a piercing howl under the strange attention of everyone, "Lao Tzu is coming out again!" After shouting, Gao Yi disappeared in place, presumably the school's toilet cleaning staff are going to suffer...
"Alas... Let's pray for the poor uncle..."The boss actually mourned in his heart for the employee... He was a little ashamed to think of this...
"Hey, second child, is there no antidote?" The third strong person was directly pulled into this way... It's kind of pathetic... It reminded him of the fate of his opponents who had used laxatives to shadow them when they were on missions at the base...
"Alas... Shouldn't you put less medicine next time..."The fifth and sixth looked at each other, as if the two of them had a problem in mind, but the two of them shook their heads at the same time, "No! It's cold..."
Finally, Gao Yi came out of the torture of countless running to the bathroom, and the whole person seemed to have lost a lot of weight, and the weight loss effect was absolutely amazing...
At this time, he was lying on the bed enjoying the massage of the eldest and the second, of course the two of them knew that they were the first to be unlucky after Gao Yi recovered, so bribing the third child in advance was the only way for them to escape the sea of suffering, but whether this method is effective or not can only depend on Gao Yi's mood...
As a result, after Gao Yi drank the dead bowl of brown sugar water, he already knew... The boss who was delivering water to Gao Yiduan tea was the first to suffer.
"Hey, hey... Hey, hey, hey..."Gao Yi, who felt that he had fully recovered, sneered at the boss who came over, and the latter regressed again and again.
"You... What do you want to do..."The boss made an expression of a little white rabbit meeting a big bad wolf and looked at Gao Yi in fear.
"Damn, what do I want? I want to flatten you!" Gao Yi jumped off the bed suddenly, and had to admit that his recovery speed was indeed that of Xiao Qiang, who could not be beaten to death, and that level of diarrhea recovered in such a short period of time, it was indeed not comparable to ordinary people...
Soon, the entire corridor began to echo with a terrible howl, and it was getting more and more intense... Since then, there has been a new legend in 802 - a sadist once sneaked into 802, tortured the people inside to death, and then threw the corpses into the river...
After enough trouble, Gao Yi lay on the bed on all fours, panting and said, "This is the end of the hatred! You guys are so shameless... Almost didn't kill me!"
The boss rubbed his swollen buttocks, and then said helplessly, "Alas... It's all to blame on the second bastard... Didn't even tell me the medicine was that strong..."
The second big foot stretched out and kicked him away, and then made a gesture of contempt.
"Alright, don't make a fuss... Get down to business!" said Gao Yi and sat up.
When the brothers heard that Gao Yi was about to talk about business, they all sat in front of Gao Yi and listened to his next words.
"Are you wondering why I accepted the Lin family?"
The fourth brother said, "Indeed, third, what do you want to do? After you have had enough of playing the underworld, do you want to turn to the mall?"
Before encountering these strange things, Gao Yi and the six of them were just simple college students, thinking only about how to make a living and how to find a good job in the future. But now... After going through so many things, they are all confused and don't know how to go in the future...
And when they are confused, the guide they think of is Gao Yi...
To describe it in the words of the fourth child, that is, "The third child, you are our beacon, guiding us on the way forward... (vomit)"
In the words of the fifth and sixth children, "We do what the third child does, not for anything else, just because of the third child, the beauty will think we are very handsome..."
In the words of the eldest and second, "The third child gave me the courage to live, after all, such a person needs more courage than me to live in the world..."