Chapter Twenty-Six: Tristana
"Two things will be done for me at once!" Hao stretched out two fingers, stared at Clark and continued coldly, "First, Demacia is forbidden to demons in the whole country, but as far as I know, you nobles have a secret method that can transmit messages regardless of distance, isn't it a magic array? I have found this magic array of the Long Sword Castle, but it still depends on you, you nobleman!"
"Use this ......" Clark looked dejectedly and pointed to the crystal pendant around his neck, which had been given to him by his father, Earl Gendale, when he was leaving, and now it seemed that the old earl was really prescient.
"Second, it's about the magic array sending a message, just send this letter to your father!" Hao put away two fingers and took out a piece of paper from his arms.
I saw that the paper read, "Dear father, the war ahead is urgent, but it is the time when my generation has made great achievements, and at present the rear reinforcements and the front retreats are all gathered in our place, and I urgently need you to support my 100,000 carts of grain and grass, 50,000 sets of weapons and equipment of all kinds, and more arrows, the better, I know that our reserve force of Jandale has not yet traveled to the province, so I can ask him to bring some of it first, and you can organize a convoy to transport the rest as soon as possible!"
When Clark saw this, he only felt that his eyes were dark, and he almost spurted a mouthful of old blood on Hao's face, he pointed to the paper and asked in a trembling voice: "100,000 carts of grain and grass is not a big problem, the key is that you can eat so much......?" And 50,000 sets of weapons and equipment of all kinds? No! My dad definitely doesn't have that much in stock!"
"There must not be so many stocks left, but according to reliable sources, there are 30,000 of your Jendair family's standing private army, and there are 30,000 sets of them on their bodies and hands?" Hao narrowed his eyes, trying to make a smiling expression.
"You! you vampire! this ...... This is a war for the country, why only let my Jandale family contribute?And it is still this kind of smashing pots and selling iron and ruining the family?" The more Clark spoke, the more excited he became, if he hadn't heard that this guy in front of him would dare to block the sea of skulls in Noxus alone, Clark would really want to rush up and strangle Hao to death!
"Why?" Hao said and slowly stood up, walked to the door, and dropped a sentence without looking back, "Your little life is still in the hands of labor and management!
The soldiers in front of the door heard Hao's cold snort, and immediately drew their steel knives, and the posture was clearly that when Hao took two more steps, they immediately rushed in and dismantled Clark into pieces.
is still the same sentence, Clark feels that his little life is precious, how dare he use his life to make this bet with this group of people?
Although his legs kept shaking, he still gritted his teeth and followed behind Hao and chased after him.
Naturally, the magic array that transmitted the message would not be in the castle, and if it weren't for the blockade of the forbidden magic stone, one of the castle's building materials, the magic array would not be able to operate at all.
Hao and Clark rode out of the Longsword Castle for about ten minutes before stopping in front of a wooden hut.
This place was discovered by Heller when he was passing by, not to mention, during the training camp, Heller and Gülen were promoted to captains by Hao because of the best bed making, these two people are indeed very careful.
"Well, this thing that looks very tall can't be what an ordinary farmer should have, right?" Hao pushed open the wooden door.
The area in the wooden house is not large, and there is no furniture, the ground in the middle is slightly raised, originally covered with a thick linoleum cloth, and now the linoleum cloth has long been lifted by Heller, and it is neatly stacked aside, so now look at the ground in the middle is a large disc made of stone, which is depicted with dense characters, and there is a gap in the center.
"Hmph!" Clark didn't bother to say a word to his enemy, snorted coldly and stepped forward, removing the crystal pendant from his neck and inserting it into the gap.
Suddenly, all the characters on the stone plate lit up one by one, which looked too sci-fi.
"There's no way to send that damn message of yours, only to send and receive voices!" Clarke, who was holding the crystal pendant, should have heard the feedback given to him by the magic array, and said honestly.
"That's easy, you can just read this letter aside!" Hao shamelessly handed over the crumpled piece of paper, and then immediately pulled out his steel knife with murderous intent on his face.
The meaning is very clear, you dare to say nonsense, and the next second the head will fall to the ground!
"Dear ...... Viscount Jandale ...... "Clark read the letter word for word very honestly, but at the end, he finally broke down, tears gushing out like a river bursting its banks, only to hear him cry and shout, "Woo...... Dad, you can't fool your son...... Wow......"
That night, this urgent battle report from the front line of the Black Sea fortress spread all over the receiving points of Demacia, uh, it turned out to be sent in groups!
All the soldiers in charge of reporting truthfully shouted "Dad, you can't cheat your son" at the end.
With such a sentence, for a while, the whole country responded to the slogan of "good dad is not a pit", and set off a wave of donations and donations.
Of course, that's a story for now.
Continuing to look back at the cabin, Clark had been kicked to the side by Haofei.
Of course, Hao understood the reason for hanging up at the end of the call, but he quickly pulled out the crystal pendant, and waited until the stone plate was completely silent before he yelled at Clark viciously, "Made, who made you cry!"
"Uh......h Whining...... I have a blue heart in my heart, shiitake mushrooms, don't you give it?woo...... Woo woo...... "Clark rubbed half of his buttocks, lifted Pear Blossom's rainy face and cried even more.
", dare to talk back!" may be addicted to bullying the weak, Hao is becoming more and more unscrupulous, and he raised his slap as he spoke.
However, at this moment, the sound of the collision of items in his pocket reminded him......
By the way, isn't there a gray crystal in his pocket, too? the one that Bobby made the key to Bandel City!
Since this magic array can use the energy of a specific crystal to connect to a magic array in a distant place, and can also transmit messages, what about ...... If I put this gray crystal in it, will I be connected to that Bandel City?
Thinking of doing it, since that crybaby likes to cry, let him cry slowly, master, I'll conduct the first magic experiment in my life.
Hao hurriedly turned out the gray crystal, and then inserted it steadily into the gap in the center of the stone plate, not to mention, the size is also appropriate.
"Giggle......" The entire stone plate shook violently, and all the characters on it did not light up one by one, but the whole piece emitted a dazzling light!
The first crack appeared on the "click...... stone plate, and then the second one, and in an instant, there was no longer a complete place on the entire stone plate!
Eventually, the stone disc shattered into a pile ......of small stones, and at that moment, a white circle of light appeared above the gray crystal.
Alipay received a million yuan, Xiaobai, Apollo, and the gate of the plane? How similar is this door to the door back then! I don't know if Xiaobai transferred my remaining more than 700,000 yuan to my father? And that Ran Apollo, who looks so wicked that he is against the sky, didn't he say that he will wait for him for 50 years, Made, 50 years, how many years have passed? The key is that he finally pulled him, will this have an impact...... Hao looked at the aperture, and the whole person was distracted......
"Huh, where does this lead?" suddenly a foot stretched out from the aperture, accompanied by a cry of curiosity and joy, which finally brought Hao back to his senses.
"What monster?" Hao took a half-step back, and at the same time drew his steel knife, diagonally in front of him, which was the defensive stance of the standard Demacian army's martial arts.
"......" A short little guy jumped out of the aperture like this, and then she looked at Hao who was on guard with wide eyes harmlessly, but when she saw the steel knife in Hao's hand, a trace of disappointment flashed in her eyes.
"About ...... Yodelers?" The other party's height, eyes, and long ears were all too familiar to Hao.
And isn't it because I used the key that is said to be Bandel City, so it's too logical to open a portal and run out of a yodeler.
"You've got a good eye!" she approving, and then she started doing the same stand-up comedy as Bobby, "Oh, I thought this was a new channel." If you look at your weapon, you know that this place must be very backward, I might as well go to Bilgewater, oh, I was actually going to Piltover, how did I come here? Let me guess where this is? Ionia? Oh, no, no, no, the air in Ionia smells so much better than here......"
"This is Demacia!" Hao pointed to the aperture in the middle of the room, "I feel like I'm going the wrong way, so go back the way you came!"
"yes, this is Demacia, yes, the most backward place in the Land of Runeterra, oh my God, how did I get here? Then I'll go back...... Goodbye!" can step into the circle in a second, and the other party can also make a minute of chirp, which is very yodelers.
It's just that when Hao raised her hand to say goodbye, she suddenly yelled as if she had seen a ghost, "Wait!
"What's the matter? Oh, we haven't named each other yet, it's not in your human custom, my name is Tristana, what about you?" Tristana winked at her big eyes.
"Hao!" Hao's attention was all on Tristana's waist at the moment, and he casually agreed, and then he quickly pointed to the thing that Tristana was hanging on her waist and asked, "What is this?"
"Hee-hee, I'll just say, your eyesight is good, this is my boom!" Tristana untied the thing called "boom", handed it over very generously, and said deliberately, "Be careful, don't put your rumbling mouth at people." ”
"Damn, boom, of course labor and management know that this thing is best not to be aimed at people, is this special gun or cannon?" Hao took the boom, and his heart was already overturned, "If this thing can be made 4,000 and equip the independent sixth regiment of labor and management, what is the Noxian Iron Army, cold weapons and hot weapons are not at the same level at all, right?"
"Give it back to me!" Tristana moved very quickly, and when she spoke, she struck out, and before she could finish speaking, she had already snatched the rumble back.
The reason is that she saw that Hao's saliva was about to drip to the rumble, and if she didn't grab it again, wouldn't it be disgusting to death?
Just listen to her continue, "Why do I sense that you are thinking of something very dangerous?"
"Ah, how can you think of anything dangerous! I was thinking that it was almost time for dinner, and it was rare to meet a friend who was so opportunistic today, so I have a treat tonight!"
Hao slapped his thigh and shouted in his heart, "Made, why is this so familiar!"