36, the treasure of the little sister
"Don't scold me, Dou Dou, although I can't hear you, but I can understand lip language, are you secretly scolding me, right?" Li Xiang threatened.
"Huh?" Dou Dou asked with a puzzled mind, not understanding what lip language was.
Li Xiang: "Just by looking at your mouth movement, you can know what you are talking about!"
"Ha!" Dou Dou was startled, he didn't expect the elephant to have such a ability, and he didn't believe it, "You lied to the child~"
"I didn't lie to you, you were just scolding me, right?"
Dou Dou nodded subconsciously, then quickly shook his head, ho ho smirked: "Mu You, this is a mistakenly waste bud, brother is a mistakenly waste bud, Dou Dou Mu has scolded your bud." ”
She turned her little body, lowered her little head and continued to mumble, Li wanted to listen intently, and then observe her movements, almost certainly scolding him.
"You dare to say you didn't scold me?! Li Xiang appeared behind Li Doudou.
The little sister was startled, and hurriedly put the Xiaodong XC in her hand into her trouser pocket, and vigorously denied it, wanting to escape into the kitchen to seek shelter from the eldest mother and sister, but she was already caught by the elephant first.
"What are you hiding in your pocket?"
Li Xiang stretched out his hand to grope in Dou Dou's small pocket, the person is small, the pocket is even smaller, and he can only stretch out two fingers, and he finds a red rubber marble, which is very elastic.
Dou Dou said with a smile: "Jumping beads, it's super fun, Brother Dandan took us to play jumping beads in the park." ”
Li Xiang couldn't cry or laugh, stuffed the jumping bead back into her pocket, and groped in the other pocket, and found a round pebble and a small branch.
"What is this?" Li Xiang asked curiously.
Dou Dou proudly introduced to him that the pebble was her treasure, a gem for a crow to drink water, and she snatched it!
"You really got into a fight with the crows?" Li Xiang asked her curiously.
Dou Dou nodded extremely seriously, as if it were real: "It's a fight, it's super fierce, Dou Dou was almost killed." ”
"......", which made Li Xiang say anything else, and asked with concern, "Then you are not injured, right?"
Dou Dou blinked wide, shook his head, and nodded.
"What does that mean?"
"People are scared to death! It's scary bud elephant, hmph, you are an older brother who doesn't protect your sister, you are not a good brother. ”
Li Xiang: "......"
He changed the subject, weighed the twig in his hand, which looked like a branch of a willow tree, and asked, "What about this? What is the earth-shattering origin?"
Dou Dou was happy, and proudly introduced it with his little hands behind his back.
The twig was a big peacock flying in the sky and fell out of its mouth in fright by her scream, and she picked it up and hid it secretly.
For the sake of this little branch, she was almost taken away by a big bird.
"Brother, the baby is so dangerous, he almost lost his life, are you sad?"
Li wanted to cry and laugh, in order to avoid breaking the baby's heart, admitted: "If you are hurt, I will definitely be sad." ”
The nice words immediately made Dou Dou smile.
Li Xiang continued to ask, "What about the crow peacock that fought with you?"
Dou Dou danced with his hands, saying that he flew to the sky for a while, said that he had eaten it for a while, and said that he was captured by the brain tiger for a while...... The topic was so complicated that the teacher who was watching the play also joined the discussion, and the little sister said that she had gone home to find their older siblings, and that the crow and peacock were going to find their older siblings and fight with Master Dou Dou.
Li Xiang asked Shishi in surprise: "Shishi also fights?"
The teacher blinked his innocent big eyes, pouted his small mouth, and tried to turn out a cute and fierce look: "Fight ~ help my sister fight ~"
Li wanted to look at these two little things, if the two of them went head-to-head with the crows and peacocks, there was still a possibility of winning, but if the other party was a group, there would definitely be no return, and he couldn't help but say happily: "Wow, then you run so fast, if you slow down, you may be caught by a large group of crows and peacocks." ”
When Dou Dou and his master heard this, they nodded again and again, this is the truth, my brother didn't say that they didn't know, now that I think about it, it's really dangerous.
Assuming that the crow and the peacock really moved to the rescue, how should the little sister deal with it? The three of them chatted more and more around this topic, and Li Dan, who listened to it, was dumbfounded, and then felt that this might be the reason why Dou Dou and the teacher liked to chat with Li Xiang, but he was impatient, where is this childlike heart and his sisters to tell fairy tales.
"How is this jewel crow used to drink water?" After teaching the little sisters a lot of knowledge about how to save their lives under the siege of crows and peacocks, Li Xiang weighed the pebble in his hand and asked curiously.
Dou Dou got carried away and openly mocked Li Xiang: "You are such a stupid bud elephant, you can't bud, you are a bit stupid bud......"
Li Xiang: (T▽T) He actually said a lot of stupid things about him.
"It's better to say a few words, or I'll beat you." ”
"Hehehehe~ Don't say it, don't beat Lun, brother don't beat Lun! Teach you, put the small stone in the water, the crow can drink the water, Teacher Xiaowen taught it. ”
Li Dan explained on the side: "It's the story of crows drinking water." ”
Then he said that since Dou Dou's child picked up this little stone, he always wanted to wait for an opportunity to throw it into her baby bottle, saying that if she didn't do this, she wouldn't be able to drink the baby water in the baby bottle.
"It's true, it's really Brother Buddan. Li Doudou was still excitedly arguing.
Li Xiang educated: "Dou Dou, you are not right, the small stone is only used by crows when they drink water, and we humans don't need to use it like this." Of course you are human, and so are you, and so am I, what? You say I'm an elephant, not human...... Do you want to eat your brother's two punches, isn't it?"
Li Xiang finally proved that he was a human being, and then proved that he couldn't use small stones to drink water as a human being, and then proved that as a director, such a big official, he couldn't use small stones when drinking water, so he lost his identity, and then Li Xiang spent his boss explaining to the villain what "loss of identity" is.
So tired, Li Xiang said that he didn't want to talk anymore, just wanted to be quiet.
Li Dan was extremely relieved to watch from the sidelines, hehe, he has been like this with his baby these days, always hovering on the verge of collapse.
Li Xiang stuffed the small stones and small branches back into Dou Dou's trouser pocket, and almost ripped off his little sister's trousers, but fortunately, Dou Dou's children grabbed them in time and kept the trousers.
"Oops, what are you doing, wow-sister help buds, elephants take off other people's pants!"
This is calling Su Meihui.
Li wanted to wipe the cold sweat and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Dou Dou, don't shout." ”
Dou Dou snorted and pulled up his trousers, one little hand still holding on tightly and not daring to let go, worried that the villain would take off her panties again. She muttered and walked away from Li Xiang, whispering that you elephant is a bit bad~
Lee tried to catch her and pulled out a small object from her other trouser pocket, this time a photo.
"Here's my picture! It's on my student ID, what's in your pocket? Dou Dou? Dou Dou! You explain it to me. ”
This is a half-length ID photo of Li Xiang, with a red background.
Dou Dou looked up at Li Xiang with a small face and smirked, ho ho ho ~ little finger pointed to the teacher, and said, "My sister has it too." ”
Li Xiang asked the teacher: "My sister has it too?"
The teacher nodded his little head, and also took out an identical photo from his pocket, and showed it to Li Xiang with a smile.
That's right, one sister and one sister, all of which are half-length ID photos of Li Xiang.
Li Xiang: -_-||What is this for?
Li Dan said sourly: "Li Xiang, you are secretly happy, the two little babies miss you but can't see you, I cut out the photo on your student ID card and gave it to them." They have been in their pockets for the past few days, and when they miss you, they take it out and look at it twice, or punch twice, bite a few bites, and scold, not to mention, the effect is very effective. ”
Li Xiang: "......"
Dare to muttered with his little body on his back just now, just scolding at his photo.