Early in the morning, Zhu Ciniang came to the tea study with the freshly written shelf notice, but saw that the door was closed, and Bao Mumei was practicing a handstand there, with graceful long hair hanging to the ground, and each foot stepped on a frame.

Zhu Ciniang hugged her shoulders and glared at her angrily: "Hey, I said, let go." ”

Bao Mumei closed her eyes and said, "Wait a minute, just a few more minutes." ”

"How do you practice here, there is no place by the lake!"

"There's too much secretly filmed there. ”

Zhu Ciniang snorted: "Are you still afraid of candid photography?"

"Hmph, why should I let them shoot if I didn't give me money!" Bao Mumei opened her eyes and stared at her hand, "What are you holding in your hand?"

"Isn't Feinian going online? I wrote a very good listing notice and showed it to Chada. ”

"Oh, that's not in a hurry, I've already written one, the bowl master is very satisfied, you may not need it. ”

"What?!" Zhu Ciniang was angry, "Then I got up early in the morning and wasted my beauty sleep and wrote it all in vain?!"

"Well, it looks like it's been written in vain!" Bao Mu said proudly.

As soon as the words fell, an angry shout came from the room: "What kind of thing is this writing, you get in on the meat buns!"

"Ha!" Zhu Ciniang smiled, "This is the reason why you blocked the door, pattern!"

Bao Mumei turned over, pushed the door in, and Zhu Ciniang followed closely.

"What's the matter, Master Wan, am I not good at writing?" Bao Mumei carefully moved to the desk.

"What's good?ah?!It's okay with this title slogan, tomorrow March 1, Feinian will be Luwei, love me and keep holding up! I know that I have converted English into Chinese, but what about the content?

The big bald head behind the desk was holding a big piece of paper and was so angry that he was about to shake out the afterimage, "I actually said it so badly, schizophrenia, multiple personalities, severe depression, abnormal brain circuits, obvious perforations and hydrops, and hair loss in the second stage, middle two disease and third stage, embarrassing cancer stage four, and the disabled Zhijian malnutrition and poor nutrition...... Did you take a peek at my experience report for next year?!"

"No, I just summarized your daily behavior, maybe maybe these ......"

Bao Mumei carefully peeked at the bald face, fell to the ground and exclaimed: "Bowl Master, I want to help you win the sympathy of readers, so that they can smoke less cigarettes and drink less carbonated drinks to watch the genuine version......

Well, I'll admit it, I borrowed from other people's testimonials on the shelves, and copied a little bit, but I also have originality! Others said that their family members were sick and couldn't afford water, electricity, and gas, and had cervical and lumbar spine problems and advanced hemorrhoids, so I didn't write it......

"Are you still reasonable? Are you a doctor? Do you have a certificate? If you don't have a certificate, you practice medicine without a license!" Reading between the lines, I didn't see what I was looking for!"

"What, what do you want?" Bao Mumei quickly got up and looked confused.

Cha Da bald slammed the paper on the table with his backhand, and roared angrily: "!!! Where do I want?"

"Do you want this here?" Bao Mumei looked at the big bald head pitifully, "Isn't it miserable to sell on the shelves?"

The big bald head was so angry that he crumpled the paper into a ball, and stared at Bao Mumei fiercely: "Festival exercise is the calcium of the spirit! Forget it, you have practiced cartilage skills every day, and it is useless to tell you about calcium supplementation." ”

Bao Mumei sobbed and lowered her head, and the back of her hand began to rub the corners of her eyes vigorously.

The big bald head shook his hand, and the paper ball flew into her neckline accurately, and he hated to use this trick when he made a mistake, is it great to have big breasts? Can he be forgiven for being brainless? Pretend to cry, you must at least smear the wind and oil!

The big tea bowl looked at Zhu Ciniang: "What about your share?"

Zhu Ciniang's cheeks bulged and she couldn't speak.

"It's going to eat it, it's hard to swallow, right! You can't eat it like this, the quality of the paper is very good now, and you have to block the toilet if you throw it!" The big bald head glared at her, picked up a cup, and handed it eagerly, "Do you want to drink some water, otherwise it will be easy to choke to death!"

Zhu Ciniang took out a ball of paper from her mouth and coughed.

The big bald head frowned at the paper ball in her hand: "You won't write those too, will you?"

"No, I'm much harder than her, I have a lot of cruel words, such as deleting if you don't look at you, don't comment randomly, ask if you don't understand, don't say I'm not good at writing, don't say I'm short of money, no one lacks that money, the first order is only seven cents, if the order is insufficient, don't think about it, don't say that the rhythm is not good, the free chapters before the shelves are not the same as the fees after the shelves, don't ......"

"Don't, don't... Don't say it!" the big bald head had already shook his head, "Porcelain Niang, you are just right, but this is to make me isolate myself from the broad masses of the people!"

"But I've had a lot of discipline here!"

"What about the forced grid? Don't you want to force the grid? It seems that I care about these little money!" the big bald head glared at Zhu Ciniang.

"Then you specially set the word count of 1,040 for the first chapter, isn't it just to save them some money...... When I can't see it!"

"This can't be said!" Dachawan sat back in the rocking chair and shook his body, "I can only understand." ”

Zhu Ciniang didn't have a good hand: "Then what should I do? Buy some first order? There have been a lot of sales calls in the past two days, and it only costs two hundred and five to buy the first order of fine products." ”

Bao Muniang also held her chest, and her tears were long gone: "Is it only two hundred and five? It's very cost-effective, two hundred and five a day seems to be able to last for a month, and the high-quality medal will be in hand, very face-saving!"

The big bald head squinted at the two of them: "Buy the first order? Are you crazy? What about the? Hold on for a month, you are stupid? Can you eat that medal?

The two girls looked at each other speechlessly: "Then you have to be disciplined and forced, why don't you write it yourself!

“...... Why don't you write it??" asked the big tea bowl, scratching his bald head.

Zhu Ciniang spoke: "What about the anti-theft chapter? can't be cheap for those who want to save money on this job!"

"Anti-theft! Not what you think......"

The big bald head sighed, "You have to understand, many people don't really care about that money, or they have no way to complain about the money they charged before, and they don't want to make money for the website, don't talk, I didn't finish speaking, and they are used to it for free, they won't recharge, don't open my mouth, I didn't finish!"

Another reason is that it is inconvenient to recharge the Mac, you have to recharge on the website, and they don't want to bother. Don't interrupt me from what I'm talking about, the last reason is that the country is poor! It's been poor for too long! Saving is written into the bones, and it's a good habit to save if you can! Okay, you can say it!"

"You know, what are we talking about?" the two snorted in unison.

"Well, I know all of them, and I know what they're thinking, and they just pretend they don't care. ”

The big bald head had just finished speaking, and the phone on the table rang.

The three of them exchanged eyes, and there was never a good thing about the call at this time.

Zhu Ciniang picked it up: "Hey, this is the Demon Spirit Police Center, well, Dachawan? Without this person, you called the police to arrest him? Okay, what did he do?"

The big bald head stretched out his hand and pressed the hands-free.

A rude voice came out: "Hey, can you find his address, he lost something and we want to send it back to him, it's important!

"What did you lose?" asked Zhu Ciniang.

"One Ton Blade ......"

“...... He's never lost anything!"

"He's on the side, isn't he? Tell him to listen to the phone! Person... The people!" said the other end of the phone very unceremoniously.

"The people, are you trolls from the sky?" "If so, get out!" Zhu Ciniang asked with a frown.

"Longkong, what kind of place, isn't it! Are you Zhu Ciniang or Bao Mumei?"

"I'm Zhu Porcelain Niang!" replied Zhu Porcelain Niang arrogantly.

"Just hear that it's you, quickly call that dead bald head to listen to the phone, I have something to say on behalf of the people!"

"Hmph, he's gone to see the lake, and the lake has been very sick lately. If you have something to say, just say it, we can pass it on!"

"Hmph!Why is it just a change these days?!!

Looking at the big bald head holding two fingers, Zhu Ciniang understood, and said to the phone: "What is the first watch, wasn't it the second watch yesterday?

"Can't you remember wrong?!Why was it out of context yesterday?" The voice on the phone became louder, "We can't wait to hack this broken chapter dog to death!"

"Keep asking him to finish the book? Our tea university is an eighth-level shutdown, and there is a certificate! The technical level can't go up or down! Do you have any opinions?!" Zhu Ciniang had already put down the phone with a snap, and crossed her waist to open the phone.

"Hmph! Is it great to have a certificate? Hurry up and update! We want to see the explosion! I want him to burst the liver! Burst hemorrhoids!"

"Hah? I can answer you about this, it's going to be put on the shelves, it's already more than 300,000 words, you have to be at least a 10,000 reward, do you have it? You still want him to split the 3,000 words into two chapters, is it okay? Split three chapters? Label 1233? Split five chapters 12345? Do you want to see it that way?!"

"Okay, skip that question, why is someone else so cool at the beginning, and his so abusive?!"

"It's not abuse to give a USB disk at the beginning, anyway, this is a period drama, it's normal in that era, and it's not dumped by a female ticket, hum! That is, you people now feel that being dropped out of school and being slapped by Lao Tzu is called abuse, you have abolished it, you know?"

Zhu Ciniang said while looking at the big bald head, he was smiling and giving a thumbs up.

“... Then why is he so verbose and watery?"

"Water? Long-winded? Are you used to reading Xiaobaiwen? If you have no nutrition and no content, can't you bring in the habit of reading ten lines at a glance? You have hundreds of pirated books on your shelves, do you remember the contents? The protagonist can't remember everything! Let you report to the Central Committee, what can you report? Hmph!

There are still people who jump to see the fairy tale part, and this kind of person dies quickly! That's all original!

Have you heard all the songs? Hmph, that's also original! Speaking of water, you go to the water to see the lyrics!

How carefully we write the book with a tea capital! The saw blade used for welding sandals is a coal stove, and only a few people can see it with tongs when burning the stove? !

We deliberately put a little mistake in the tea university, and it took one person to see it after three days, the physical knowledge of the boiling point pressure before, and the one hundred and fifteen denomination foreign exchange coupons a few days ago, so obvious, it was seen by one person. Is anyone embarrassed to talk about water? I heard that there are lawyers, and legal documents are also examined in this way? Hmph!"

There was a stammering on the phone: "The lawyer is not me, I have read fairy tales, and it is not me who skips chapters, I didn't see the boiling point but I can't blame me, I am taught by the doorman in physics, that... Don't you have a hundred and five foreign exchange coupons?"

"Is there one?" Zhu Ciniang was not angry, "This is common sense, one two five is the best combination in the decimal system, what is one hundred and five, it is used to measure the IQ of common sense!"

"Who cares about that, I have common sense, IQ doesn't need to be tested here, we just want to know what the protagonist is going to do, we have to do it quickly! Send out all the saved manuscripts! Hurry up immediately! We'll wait online!"

Zhu Ciniang smiled angrily: "Then you come to the tea university right away, tell him in person, and he will do as you say!"

"How is it possible, I don't know where you are, and I don't have an address, and right away, are you kidding?

"Hmph, you are a northwest wind! Then why do you let an eighty-five-year-old county child immediately go to the central government to give a lesson to the chief?

I tell you, don't ask the author what he did for you, ask what you did for the author?

Have you voted for the free votes that are sent out by the website every day? Have you given a small amount of money? Have you said anything to encourage cheering and touting? The most important thing is ,......

Did you look at it and see that you were crying? Are you crying so much? Are you silently wetting the corners of your eyes or are you crying and running out of webs?

Do you know what our tea university has recommended this month?

Aren't you heartbroken at all when the website treats him like this? You still want to call and threaten to send a blade?!What brand is that blade?" Zhu Ciniang said and couldn't stop.

......

I'll go, I can't listen to it anymore, the big tea bowl stretched out his hand and pressed the phone, and looked up at the girl with his waist crossed: "I said porcelain girl, this famous saying is not used like this! You still ask others if they cry, do you want me to cry first? and ask what brand of blade we want, what do we want that thing to do, dissect rabbits?!"

"I learned from you!" Zhu Ciniang glared at him, "Why do you hate Longkong?"

"I hate it, I'm pitiful of it, the third-party review platform is also the best to make it like this, I can't make Douban a dark web, a group of people with no culture and no quality make a mistake and call it a good book, hehe, hey..."

"Is that so?"

"Hmph, don't waste time, you go and bring that rabbit, I still have to do a hundred sets of taste experiments today, today I have to know whether it likes to eat sweet or salty, whether it is sweet or salty, I haven't written a scientific manuscript yet!"

"Don't rabbit rabbit, it has a name called Rory!" Zhu Ciniang was unhappy, it was her pet.

Bao Mumei snickered on the side.

"Did you make it because your meow bullied Rory yesterday?" Zhu Ciniang looked at her angrily.

"I don't know, but I know that Bao Wei's rhubarb bullied my family's meow. Bao Mumei looked at the big bald head with an unhappy face, "You don't care, aren't they all your pets?!"

The big bald head glared: "Don't make any noise, who bullies who is bullying who is bullying who is bullying who is ruining the water, it is so cold in the spring and the cold day, you hold the baby yourself, don't sue in my ear every day!"

"Master Wan, are you going to put more words on the shelves?" asked Bao Mumei cautiously.

"I'm preparing 10,000 words, I don't know if there's a need for more......" The big bald head touched his chin, very melancholy, "Although I am more talented, but writing books is not particularly fast, after all, I have to ensure that the quality is stable and rising, and more, it is also very sad to see that there is no subscription, anyway, it depends on everyone's performance! For the time being, the first week of ten thousand rewards will be added, not to mention that it will be owed! It will be difficult to say in the future, maybe the alliance will be added?

"Do you want to ask for a ticket?"

"Tickets? Can I compete with those who give out red envelopes to buy tickets?! People are rich and capricious, and I am not capricious here if I have money, I am full of food!"

"That's right!"

"Hurry up.,Anyway, it's on the shelves tomorrow!I won't post it at night.,Recently, I saw that someone always posted this chapter in the middle of the night and said.,I'm heartbroken as an author,......

The reader's body is also very important, how can he protect his family, defend the country and serve the people after reading the book......

Let's send it out in the morning at a regular time! Let's send two chapters first to test the water! See how sincere these people are!"

Zhu Ciniang just turned around and twisted back: "What about the shelf notice? Really don't write it? This is a bad rule!"

The big tea bowl stroked on the bald head, very impatient: "Then write a few sentences casually!"

Bao Mumei hurriedly handed over the pen and paper.

The big bald head looked at her: "I said you remember!"

Bao Mumei hurriedly stood upright, ready to take a shorthand.

The big bald head smiled slightly:

"The big scum is good, I have a big tea bowl.

Thirty Years of Flying is a fairy tale for adults, a story constructed in the heart of a child with the background of the eighties and some fragments of knowledge thirty years later.

Each of these characters carries the characteristics of that era, they represent a group, they have just come out of the chaotic era, with a sense of the rest of their lives, but facing a more complex world, the faith in their hearts is shaking, their minds are tired, itchy.

You can see in the book how a child treats these future "knowledges" with his innocence, treats the changing environment around him, and how he runs wildly for his dreams and for the world full of flowers!

It was a big time, everyone had infinite possibilities, and what kind of responsibility should people with different resources should bear was a very simple question, but many people answered it wrong.

Children are not necessarily stupid, adults are not necessarily smart, flying over 30 years, not only represents the span of time, but also the span of psychology, 30 and standing, children and adults, countries and nations, must mature up, to develop to the good side!

Our motherland is also facing difficulties, this is real, our children are also facing a huge amount of "knowledge", what they can grow up in the future, what the motherland will become!

I have limited personal ability, but I hope this book can provide it with a little help!

I hope that one day, all the rabbits can dance together for the motherland and the great rise of our nation!

......”

The big bald head leaned back in the chair and shook it gently.

"Gone?" Bao Mumei looked up and asked, "I think at least I have to let those who have a book list add it quickly, and put the updated position at the front to the forefront, and the book review will be praised to death......!

The big bald head squinted at her: "You can add it if you want!" But I think it's useless to say more.....

"Will it be updated today?" Zhu Ciniang suddenly asked.

"Don't change it, save yourself from seeing that no one clicks and no one rewards and looks troublesome!"

"Why don't you say something that's nice in the back, there's a ...... of stars or something," Bao Mumei asked cautiously.

"Well, the back is very good-looking, very good-looking, isn't the front not good?!" the big bald head was angry, and pointed to the door, "Quickly bring Rory, take another hundred carrots and a hundred ham sausages, I want to do an experiment! I need to know which party it is today!"

"I guess it's a sweet party!" Zhu Ciniang muttered and walked out the door.

"Hmph! Be smart!" the big bald head picked up the pen, "Experimental plan, each group will cut carrots into cubes, ham sausages into cubes, mix well, put them in front of rabbits, and check the remaining particles after observing for half an hour......"

"Master Wan, then I'll go to the restaurant and say, this month's special meal is fried three dings?" Bao Mumei asked in a low voice.

"No, it's a salad!"