18. What a shame
At this moment, Li Yifan was leaning on his seat with his eyes closed.
"Sir, do you need something?" a gentle voice said.
He opened his eyes and smiled, "Here's a package on the plane!"
There happened to be a foreigner sitting next to him, in his fifties, who didn't know which nationality he was.
"Boss, why don't you have a few words with this foreigner?" the chick's voice came.
Although Li Yifan had a master's degree in half a bucket of water in his previous life, his English proficiency was very limited, so he showed an embarrassed expression, not wanting to lose the face of the Chinese people
The little girl ridiculed him and said: "Hmph, it's a shame, everything depends on me, after returning to Xijing, I will cultivate you well, if you don't learn ten or twenty foreign languages, I won't let you go out!"
Li Yifan's stunned expression.
"Hee-hee, I'm not joking!" said the chick with a fork.
Seeing the stewardess walking gracefully, Li Yifan's lower body swelled again.
"If you think about it, you are all creating a business!" the little girl suddenly said something that Li Yifan didn't understand.
Li Yifan stuffed his mouth full, gulped down the Coke on the plane, and beckoned to the flight attendant.
"Hello, do you need something?" the stewardess said softly, leaning down slightly.
"Boss, they're all professional habits, don't think she's really gentle with you, maybe she's despising you!" said the chick.
Li Yifan also subconsciously said: "Why do you despise me?"
The flight attendant was stunned for a moment, thinking, how did he know that I despised him just now for being impolite, sitting next to a foreigner, and embarrassing the face of the countrymen?
"Sir, I'm sorry, do you need something?" the flight attendant changed the subject.
It is also Li Yifan's nature not to bully the weak, but it does not mean that he is despised, and he especially can't stand the psychology of beautiful flight attendants.
He shook his head: "I see you have beer, can you give it a bottle?"
"Okay!" the stewardess turned to pick up a snow beer from the dining car.
"What a shame!" said the chick.
Li Yifan took the beer, shook it, and said, "Thank you!"
After speaking, I pulled up the pull ring, only to see a "poof", a white foam shot out, and the poor stewardess immediately "drank all over her face", and even her clothes were wet.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Li Yifan said busily.
"Woo, why did I put up a boss like you, woo, it's so characterless!" the chick covered her little face and "cried".
The flight attendant was extremely angry, and when she saw that everyone around her was looking at her, she smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay!"
"Well, yes, your service attitude is really good, I will write to your company leaders to praise you!" Li Yifan said.
There were a few unkind glances around, and the foreigner next to him was also babbling something, and then said in a language that Li Yifan could understand, to the effect that Li Yifan apologized to this lovely lady.
"You're finished, boss!" the chick said with a gloating expression.
"I'm your master, you have to help me, it's time for you to get up!" Li Yifan issued a "firm" command to the little girl.
So, my whole body trembled, my eyes were dull, and then slowly cleared.
After more than ten seconds, Li Yifan said in German to the foreigner next to him: "Sir, why do you want to apologize?"
The foreigner was obviously stunned, because he had just used French and English.
And German, he also understands.
The foreigner replied in German: "Because you deliberately violated this lady!"
Li Yifan replied in Russian again: "Don't you think this lady has violated me in her heart?"
Now the foreigner didn't withdraw, he obviously didn't understand the meaning of this, but it didn't mean that he didn't know which language it was.
Seeing that the foreigner was speechless, Li Yifan said in Spanish again: "I'll tell you the truth, just now this lady saw me sitting next to you eating and drinking, she thinks I have lost the face of the country, she thinks you are a level higher than me!"
I didn't expect the foreigner to understand this time, and replied in Spanish: "Sir, how do you know that she thinks so?"
Unexpectedly, Li Yifan said to him in Arabic: "You can ask her!"
The flight attendant went from anger to grievance, and finally became so surprised that she even opened her mouth!
The surrounding passengers were surprised.
If Li Yifan, who was extremely sullen in his previous life, "saw" this scene, his vanity would definitely become extremely powerful.
It's a pity that his consciousness has been squeezed into the corner by the chick.
He doesn't know anything about what's happening now!
Li Yifan turned his head and looked up at the flight attendant, and found that her eyes were a little nervous, and her face turned red.
"You shouldn't have the mentality of admiring foreigners just now, you know?" Li Yifan said.
The flight attendant's eyes were a little flustered, and she whispered, "I'm sorry!"
Seeing this flight attendant who was thrown into the Institute of Science and Technology and would soon be rated as a school flower-level beauty, Li Yifan shook his head.
It's a pity! I met a beautiful woman who is beautiful in appearance and not beautiful in heart.
The foreigner next to him looked at Li Yifan with interest at this time, and said in his native language: "Sir, you are really good, you know so many languages!"
"Thank you, humility is a virtue of our Chinese people!" Li Yifan replied in French. Then he saw one of the flight attendants on the plane come out of the storage compartment. The stewardess with smart eyes, white skin, and sweet appearance said to the stewardess who was standing next to Li Yifan, still dripping with foam on her face: "Sister Wu, what's the matter?"
"Xiao Wu" turned around, bit his lip, and said softly: "It's nothing!"
After the stewardess who spoke, she looked at Li Yifan and said, "This gentleman, is there anything wrong?"
"It's okay, it's okay!" After speaking, he pulled out the wet napkin on the plane, stood up, and handed it to Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu silently took the napkin.
The foreigner next to him said in English at this time: "This lady, the matter is over, just reconcile!"
The stewardess who spoke obviously understood the meaning of English, so she said to Xiao Wu: "Go to the bathroom and clean up!"
Xiao Wu wiped the foam on his little face, looked down at Li Yifan, and saw that he made an apologetic gesture, so he turned around and walked to the bathroom.
The passengers standing in the cabin all sat down, and the foreigner next to him was interested at this time: "Sir, can you get to know me? I'm El Raffarin, and this is my business card." After speaking, he took out a business card and handed it to him.
Li Yifan took it and understood that this El Raffarin was a professor of archaeology at the University of France.
"I'm sorry, my name is Li Yifan!" After speaking, he took out a pen and wrote his name on the back of the business card, as well as English pinyin, and mobile phone number.
"Excuse me, Mr. Raffarin, you'll have to give me another business card!"
El Raffarin watched his movements and smiled: "Of course!"
Just like that, after "exchanging" business cards.
"Mr. Raffarin, what are you doing in Xijing?" Li Yifan said in French.
So the two chatted in surprise next to them. Li Yifan learned that Raffarin had just finished the Spring Festival at the archaeology department of a university in Jianghan Province and would now go to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses Museum as an invited expert to discuss the excavation of Pit No. 2.
The air trip was short-lived, and at the exit gate, Raffarin was picked up directly, and Li Yifan stood at the exit, waiting.
Several beauties came over with boxes in tow, and Li Yifan saw the stewardess surnamed Wu and waved his hand from afar.
After a few people approached, Xiao Wu looked at Li Yifan with a "strange look" in his eyes.
"It's finally time for you! How about inviting you to dinner in the afternoon as an apology?" Li Yifan said.
As soon as the two flight attendants next to them heard Li Yifan's words, they immediately smiled and dragged their suitcases away, Xiao Wu's face was slightly red and said, "No need, I was wrong on the plane." But how do you know what was going on in my mind?"
"Because I have special abilities!" Li Yifan said with a smile.
Then, he leaned close to the flight attendant's ear and whispered, "You're wearing white cotton panties underneath, and there's a bear!"
The flight attendant is embarrassed!
At this time, I saw Li Yifan's whole body trembling, his eyes were dull, and he slowly cleared.
Wait for him to "wake up"!
I saw the chick covering her mouth and stomach in his mind, laughing nonstop.
"You?" Xiao Wu said angrily: "Hooligans!"
After speaking, he walked forward quickly with his suitcase, leaving behind the sound of high heels.
Li Yifan shook his head: "What did you do, why did she scold me?"
"I want to go myself!" the chick said, shaking her little hand.
Li Yifan was speechless, carrying his suitcase, and walked towards the exit!