"The big scum is good,It's the scene of the press conference of Liandu Onishi's "Gray Night Three Raids",Even a few scum scum of the arch TV,Please follow the puppets to play with the little snipe to go to the bird explanation department to play more Mimi,Wow,It's so greasy,There are few people who still care about it...... I'm already happy!"

The main creative members sat on the stage with a smile, a bunch of identity cards with flowers and red cloth, and the producer, director, screenwriter, camera, lighting, and field master were equipped with a dragon set.

"Hello everyone, this is the crew of Feinian, and I am Dachawan. Whether you ask questions or not, I have my own draft, so I'll start with two words......"

In fact, we started preparing for the book as early as July last year, and then because of the publisher, there was no preparation.

Then in September, our crew took another job, that is, the legend that the CCP workers knocked down Buzhou Mountain, the water reached the sky, the Tianhe River leaked to the bottom, and it rained heavily year after year, Dayu had no temper Nuwa couldn't do anything about the book "Xiuzhen Water Conservancy"!

Oh, no, it's called "Xiuzhen Water Manga America", huh?

Still not right?

I'll take a look, oh, we changed our name and it's now called Game of Thrones.

We filmed this drama in the United States, and the conditions were very difficult, and in the rented garage in the urban-rural junction of Los Angeles, the actors were idle people found on the side of the road.

The filming is all done with smartphones, and the later stage is made by laptops and pirated software, although the results are not good, but it is definitely a sincere work, well, it has been filmed for two seasons, and the third season has not yet been decided.

Now our work is focused on this period drama "Flying Over Thirty Years",

Regarding the drama Fei Nian, it is not a drama of rebirth through time, just like the previous drama is not a drama of cultivating truth, everyone must recognize this, otherwise it is easy to have a great misunderstanding.

I don't know what genre of drama it is, but that's not the point, right? The point is that I have to say something to the audience here.

Everybody has something great hidden in their heart, you don't have to talk about it, you don't have to say it every day, but it exists, you know what I'm talking about. I also mainly show these contents in this play, what kind of performance a teenager will be like when he has such things in his head in that era and that ideological background.

For the current era, I won't say what it means here, because those who understand it have long understood, and those who don't want to understand can't see this.

Now let's seriously talk about the daily thing, which is our interaction with the audience, how our crew handles it.

There are two kinds of commentary, the book review and this chapter.

This chapter says that I basically don't delete it, and I will delete the book review.

The book review was not deleted before, and it did affect some book friends who just came in, they may have been recommended by someone, or they may have clicked on it unintentionally, and when they saw that the book review was a mess, they might not read it, so we deleted some that were not so good.

So some people will think: I didn't send anything bad, why did it disappear?

The answer is: meaningless book reviews such as check-ins or something, this kind of will be deleted. Then if I say something about the decline, I will also delete it tangledly.

Because this is what will affect the follow-up book friends to come to see this book.,Isn't it.,If you're true love.,Consider my feelings.,It's not related to whether there's a reward.,It doesn't matter how much you reward.,I can write this book.,I won't change anything for a little reward.,Cute agile fat man, don't be wronged.,You said I floated.,I didn't float.,Calm.,So delete it.。

In fact, if you really have an opinion, you can add the group to say, right, what can you do if you don't join the group, right? You must know the group number, there is on the page, although it is in Chinese, but you should be able to understand: the second and fourth phases are hungry to be hungry for dad.

What kind of women's clothing in other people's groups, red envelopes, I may have this, but it's definitely not a big tea bowl on its own, maybe this is the main reason why my group has fewer people ^-^.

I've been reading books for many years, and there are actually a few types of reviews that I don't really like:

Saying that the author is self-hilarious, this is actually just the reason why the reader does not resonate, the work should be well written, self-entertainment is a must, no matter what the form of the three views, I am not saying that I am this, I am very positive.

I don't know if the author is water, other people are not water, mine is not water anyway, I call it delicate, am I writing? I am filming, the sense of the picture is not important? The inner world is not important? Human behavior is not driven by the heart and the environment, so what is the difference between it and salted fish? Are you all salted fish?

(There was chaos at the venue, some people rushed in to beat people, and the security guards were maintaining order,...... ）

Three minutes later, the room was emptied and someone spoke again:

The previous Xiuzhen Water Conservancy Room, oh, now it's called Power and Games, and it's said that water, just because the timeline in the book is three days, and almost a million words are written, but do you know that there is a piano piece called "Bell"?

This flying year, some people said water at the beginning, and it was better in the middle, and now some people say water, I'm very unhappy, but I can understand it, maybe the expectations are high, I want to see the plot later, and I don't want to see the important transitions in the middle, I just think it's too unmeticulous, isn't it worth your eyes to write like this?

There was a chapter the day before yesterday and yesterday, I deliberately released a physical error, a typo and a typo, and no one pointed it out for a day, (the three provinces of the sage saw it, and others have problems with this physics), and then a bunch of people said water, how do I respond?

Fei Nian may not be able to cater to such expectations, I have a large number of details, Fei Nian has its own rhythm, a completely unique way of writing.

And let me say this, I write every sentence carefully, here I dare to put the full lyrics is what I refilled and it is meaningful, Yuan Qinghua's chapter, the rabbit dance, the dream of chasing the journey of this one, all, in fact, the last play is also there, it is all in English, I think I am very tired! Because the rewrite is very good, very good! You can just listen to the song and read the lyrics.

At the moment it can only be refilled, because... Well, if I can stuff the score, I'll dare to stuff it, but you shouldn't be able to stand it.

Okay, I'm done talking, next is the theatrical performance time, for the New Year, let's have a small theater for the Spring Festival Gala first:

Episode in the Flying Year...... (A girl came to the stage and finished singing)

Announcer: Crosstalk: I want to start a business, performer A and B

(Two people on stage)

A: Yo, long time no see, what's the latest thing?

B: I'm worried!

A: What's wrong?

B: It's all the New Year, why don't you worry! Go home for the New Year, and all the money you earn will be given red envelopes.

A: You can still go home for the Chinese New Year, I didn't even grab a ticket!

B: What then?

A: It's okay, I'm not going home, I don't believe it, I'm going to get ahead, change my life, and make a fortune.

B: How are you going to change that?

A: I want to start a business.

B: Crossing?

A: I'm telling you, it's a great way to change your fate.

B: I know through time, through time!

A: What are you talking about? It's not that crossing, it's entrepreneurship!

B: That's what I heard!

A: I also tried this crossing you mentioned, was struck by lightning, was struck by electricity, fell into the river, and then when I opened my eyes, I became a person from another world, this world has a low level of productivity, an average IQ of 2.5, even if you are an idiot, you can pretend to be a prophet. But I tried so many times, and found that this crossing is really not very reliable, and the success rate is not high.

B: Have you tried?

A: More than once. Once, I found a cliff, about this high, looking at the height is okay, the mountain is cold and windy, the mountain is cloudy and mist, I gritted my teeth and jumped down, thinking that even if I can't cross, I can pick a magic cheats or something, what Jiuyang Zhenjing Jiuyin Zhenjing Sunflower Treasure Book Marxism-Leninism *** Thought *** Theory Three Represents Eight Glory and Eight Shame or something. I succeeded, I came to the Han Dynasty, became Hua Tuo, my medical skills are excellent, the world's first, surgery, internal medicine, neurology, orthopedics, ophthalmology, otolaryngology, gynecology, obstetrics, obstetrics, obstetrics, obstetrics, obstetric I was ecstatic in my heart, the opportunity had come, I came to the Prime Minister's Mansion, and I saw the Prime Minister hit the wall with a quilt wrapped around his head, this must be a disease! I strode forward, looked at Wen Wen, took a blood test, urine and CT, anyway, made a full set! Publicly-funded medical treatment! Soon the results came out, this is something in my head, I said Prime Minister, you have to have a minor operation. How do you do that? I said that's it, I have a medicine called Ma Boiling Powder, you drink it and you don't know it, and then I shave your hair, cut the skull and put it aside, revealing your brain, I found the little tumor, cut it with a knife, sprinkled it with walnut powder to replenish the brain, covered it with a lid, glued it with a band-aid, and then wrapped it with scotch tape, and that's it! Prime Minister Cao Cheng was very excited, sure enough, it was a miracle doctor, come on, pull it down and cut it off...... Wow, Cao Cao, you're so vicious!

B: Is this dead?

A: After cutting it was a white light, I returned to the modern era, I was not reconciled, I found the cliff again, jumped down, this time I traveled to ancient Greece, and found that I was a great scientist, surnamed Aki Mead, Archimedes, I am the upper knowledge of astronomy and the lower knowledge of geography, the middle knowledge of mathematics, physics and chemistry, countless inventions and creations in the chest, I was very interested, to invent an educational toy to change the world for the benefit of mankind, I took the mud and urine, one will be lined up in a herringbone, one will be lined up in a zigzag, ten thousand twenty thousand... Ninety thousand, whitish in the southeast and northwest winds. I was fighting in the middle of the fight, and a Roman soldier came in with a knife, and as soon as I said you should go find two more of them, my one was missing three, and his knife fell. A white light brought me back to modern times.

B: Are you dead again?

A: I'm not reconciled, I woke up again and found myself in the Qing Dynasty, with three eyes on my head, and a pearl supplement on my body, walking in the palace on the Taihe Palace, feeling full of energy, and the civil and military officials who passed by were all respectful, and felt that my life was promising. At this time, a small eunuch came and cautiously said, The emperor summoned you in the upper study. This is a major military matter to discuss, I entered the study majestically, what is the matter with you, Your Majesty? The young emperor said very affectionately: "Aiqing, the 1668 Olympic Games are about to start, and you can give me some guidance on the team wrestling event recommended by me." I think the Olympics are a big deal, okay...... The emperor snapped twice, Xiaobao... Close the door and let your father-in-law go... More than a hundred fathers-in-law rushed out and crushed me underneath, piled higher than the cliff, Kangxi, you liar!

B: I know this story, Kangxi captured Aobai. You're dead again?

A: Another time...

B: Don't talk about it. You jump down the cliff every day, and the city management doesn't care about you?

A: Tube, so I was on the blacklist, those chengguan on the cliff with buckets of such thick iron chains, each circle is hung with locks, and it is also written on the side, it is strictly forbidden to jump off the cliff here, you must be cautious when crossing the unreliable cliff jumping, and jump off the cliff to find cheats without dying and disabled. So I decided not to cross again, it's too unreliable!

B: So you decide?

A: Start a business!

B: Oh, so how did you decide to start your own business?

A: I'll look at other people first, what to make money and what to do! This is called market research.

B: That's not appropriate, isn't it? Collect protection money to make money, and you can also do it? Sell white powder and make money!

A: You're right, I'm a literate person, an upright person, a pure person, a person who is detached from low-level interests, and I have to find a career that can embody the value of life.

B: Did you find it?

A: Found it. Across the street from my house, there's a stall selling stationery. Business is exceptionally good.

B: How did you sell it?

A: It's calligraphy and painting, and when someone comes to ask for words, they will draw a picture directly. Just such a large piece of paper, writing, what kind of fortune and treasure, early birth of a noble son, eight honors and eight shames, immediately rich, immediately have objects, immediately have everything......how much do you think this one will cost?

B: Instant sketching, I've seen this, and it's worth 50 to draw one, right?

A: It's not that expensive. Three pieces of five.

B: It's so cheap.

A: It's cheap, but people are fast, and it is estimated that I can paint thousands of paintings one day, and I will make a lot of money.

B: That's fast enough.

A: I learned, this person is dressed plainly, with a robe hanging in front of him, and a PM2.5 mask on his face, low-key and luxurious, I have more than ten pockets all over my body, I have dug out such a thick dozen banknotes, I counted out more than 100 pieces and put them in a basin of three and five.

B: This is really poor.

A: The master's technique, the pen walks the dragon and snake, straight like flowing clouds and water, and the paintings drawn are abstract and realistic, with all the sound, color and taste, and ordinary people cannot learn it without ten years or eight years.

B: I think I've bought this painting too.

A: I was looking at it intently, and he looked up and asked me, "What?" I thought about it, I am now the winter of my life, but as the great poet Yukina said, winter is coming, will the Spring Festival be far away? So I pointed to the platform, Master, more Xuecai... Less spicy!

B: Wait, wait, what is the great poet?

A: Yukina!

B: The great poet Yukina?

A: Cai, Lai....That's a fake word!

B: Okay, you go on.

A: This master, you see that my bones are strange and my appearance is extraordinary, and I still have a piece of five, so it is better to learn this craft from you as a teacher. How about we work together to maintain world peace?

B: What did the master say?

A: He rejected me outright. The ancestors strictly ordered that the family heirloom should not be leaked.

B: That is, I taught him to do half the business less.

A: Master, your idea is not right, let me tell you, we have to set up a company, register a brand, find an image endorsement, engage in a franchise, introduce venture capital, go public in two years, and cash out in the Caribbean for three years to spend our old age.

B: What did the master say?

A: Say I'm insane.

B: Hah!

A: I can't help it! I'll have to think otherwise.

B: Did you think of a solution?

A: If I didn't say that this master's work was nutritious, I took this work and asked for a bean curd, and I sat on the edge of the stall to eat it, and then I thought of a way. I open a bank.

B: That's a good idea, I'll listen to it, and if you want to do it, I'll open one.

A: The bank business is too easy, first find someone to deposit the money with me, and then I will lend the money, and the middle interest rate difference is mine. You can also apply for a card, and each card will charge an annual fee, a management fee, and a fee. It's so exciting to think about. The top 500 are just around the corner!

B: That's a great idea, so when are you going to open it?

A: After research, I found that I can't open it!

B: What's wrong?

A: Banks are no longer working, there are too many bad debts, and people dare not deposit money in the bank.

B: Why?

A: The more you save, the less you save! I can save it for you in ten or eight years, so everyone is now putting it in Yu Bao. Every morning, when I open my eyes, I open Yue Bao and check, ha, two more cents, so happy,...

B: If the bank can't be opened, what should you do if you start a business?

A: The bank can't be opened, so I open an insurance company.

B: Insurance company?

A: If you look at the Internet, this earth is too dangerous, and insurance companies have a great future.

B: So what are you going to do? Is it car insurance or life insurance or some other insurance?

A: Everyone else has what you said. What you want to do business is what no one else has.

B: So what do you want to do?

A: I'm going to develop a new type of insurance, major bullying insurance. Have you ever heard of it?

B: I've heard of critical illness insurance.

A: Almost, pay 180,000 yuan a year, pay for ten years or eight years, you can come to me if you are bullied, and I will give you money.

B: That's great, I'm bullied a lot.

A: I don't have to pay for your bullying so often! I have a major bullying risk, and there are only the following 30 situations, and I will compensate you.

B: What are they?

A: For example, if you are bullied by a national leader, parentheses, vice premier, Politburo member or above. Bullied by the President of the United States, including the former living president.

B: It's hard enough for someone who is still alive to bully you.

A: I was bullied by aliens. Bullied by vampires. Bullied by Superman. Bullied by Iron Man, bullied by Batman, bullied by Fantastic Four, bullied by Pleasant Goat. Bullied by rats... , bullied by the people of the whole country

B: I think it's enough to choke, people may not be able to meet these people twice in their lives, and they will be bullied. Are all the real people talking about that later?

A: It's significant, if you can see it every day, is it significant? I'm a high-end variety of insurance. Specially customized for high-class people.

B: Sounds good, but how does it sell!?

A: It sold so well. My business has become international.

B: Oh?

A: The United Nations, I went to that stall, everyone was rushing to buy! The meeting was not opened, and money was stuffed into my arms, and I also engaged in a group purchase in the White House, so many female interns in the White House cried when they saw me, you came so well, bought this insurance, and my mother no longer worried about me being unspoken by the rules. The vice president also bought it, for fear of being bullied by the president, and the president also bought it, for fear of being bullied by aliens,...... Even our Ministry of Railways bought it, for fear of being bullied by the people of the whole country!

B: Then you're rich, aren't you?

A: That's a must.

B: What are you going to do when you get rich?

A: Go home

B: Then you have to buy a ticket quickly!

A: What kind of ticket to buy, I have money, I will fly back.

B: That's a lot of bag!

(A and B stepped down, and the cat lady dressed up on stage to sing notes)

Next is cross talk, I want to be famous in the grassroots era, performers A and B, or the two of them

(Two security guards on the field)

A: Do you still recognize me?

B: It looks familiar, no matter who it is, how are you doing?

A: I'm busy!

B: What are you busy with?

A: I'm going to be a celebrity, why don't you be busy!

B: You're about to become a celebrity? Why didn't I know?

A: You'll soon know that I'm becoming a celebrity.

B: yes, that's not famous!

A: Well, I've had a hard time trying to be famous

B: How did you become famous?

A: I went to the Spring Festival Gala.

B: Oh, the Spring Festival Gala, that can be famous!

A: In order to become famous, I contacted the Spring Festival Gala program team. I said give me a show!

B: So what do they say?

A: They say that they only invite celebrities, and I'm not a celebrity, isn't that nonsense? I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala in order to be famous, and you say that you want celebrities, which is too contradictory.

B: What then?

A: It's easy to do, isn't it just famous? There are so many ways to do it, I'll send **!

B: Are you going to watch it?

A: Yes, I'm looking for some photos of celebrities, and I'm going to take some of them.

B: It's all against the law!

A: Is this illegal?

B: Absolutely!

A: Forget it, I'll post on Weibo and post an earthquake warning!

B: That's also illegal!

A: Is this also illegal? Is it also illegal for me to issue an RB earthquake warning? I have studied, if you send an earthquake like ours, everyone panics, the police will definitely come to me, then I send the RB earthquake warning, the RB people panic, do you think the RB police can come to me?

B: I don't know about that!

A: Isn't that what happened?

B: But did you send this letter?

A: It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, I'm a little famous anyway.

B: Oh, that's a bit of a fame? What's the use?

A: It's hard to get started! I can't keep sending earthquake information, I will send it to the United States after RB has sent it, and I will send it to Iraq after I have sent it to Iraq, and I will become an earthquake expert after I have sent it all, and this will affect my future development.

B: Yes, experts are not so easy to be.

A: So, I have to transform.

B: How do you turn it?

A: I'm going to shoot at celebrities! I'm going to be famous if I blow them up.

B: Is this a good solution?

A: Okay! There are too many celebrities nowadays, so I'll look for those who are particularly active, I will first scold them fiercely and post a blog, B: Post Weibo, scold three times a day, and I will become famous!

B: Then they must not come and beat you?

A: Beat me? That's better, and my fame will be greater.

B: Oh, have you tried it?

A: I tried, I learned from a lot of seniors, what kind of Fang Zhouzi Song Zude, anyway, that's it! I still have to find those law-abiding celebrities to scold!

B: Why?

A: I'm too weak, what should I do if I am beaten to death by them? I have been beaten a few times, and I am much more careful, it is better to find someone from abroad, everyone scolds me across the Pacific Ocean, so that it is not easy for him to come and beat me, even if he sues me, it can be an international lawsuit.

B: That's too!

A: Anyway, after scolding a few times, my fame has become a little bigger, and at this time, someone asked me to be on the show, what interviews, what talk shows, food and tourism shows, anyway, it's just like that!

B: And what's next?

A: To keep paying attention, I have to continue to scold, I will scold if I see which one is not pleasing to the eye, and after scolding, I will check my fame value, heh, it has grown very fast!

B: It seems to be very effective!

A: I still have to go to the Spring Festival Gala, I still look for the program team, I took a plane, I sold my bed, bought a plane ticket, and took olive oil from someone I don't know, two small bottles, I have to send it to the director.

B: Give it a gift?

A: Don't blame many people for gifting, don't reach out and don't hit the giver. This olive oil is beautiful, and it can be used to coat the face or stir-fry.

B: I haven't heard of it.

A: When I got to the airport, I was stopped.

B: What's wrong?

A: You can't bring this oil, dangerous goods.

B: Then don't bring it!

A: No one is following me! I think they are going to confiscate it, I am not reconciled, I have to use it. I opened the lid, poured it on my head, and applied it to my face, this olive oil is beautiful. I can't afford to waste it!

B: Can you finish such a big bottle?

A: I don't know! I just poured half a bottle on my head before the security guard came, and a few people pressed me down, thinking I had set myself on fire...

B: Whew!

A: I was locked up for three days and three nights before I came out, but fortunately the plane didn't leave.

B: You didn't leave the plane for three days and three nights?

A: Late.

B: It's too late, isn't it?

A: As soon as you hear it, you know you've never been on a plane. It's all like that.

B: Go on.

A: I flew to BJ, walked for another three days to the CCTV Building, and found the program team, this time they can discuss. Everyone sat together and talked about appearance fees.

B: And the appearance fee?

A: That is, when the audience has to pay 10,000 yuan, if you have to give 500 more to those who applaud, and if you sleep during the live broadcast, you have to pay 20,000 more.

I don't get it!

A: If the camera can sweep you, you will become famous! If you are snoring, drooling, and have such long nose hair, you may have to add money, which is another matter!

B: Oh, I see.

A: It's just the audience, if you want to be on the show, then give another money.

B: How did you give it?

The program team disagreed, saying that the people who can go on stage now are all mainstream cross talk actors, and I am not even considered a non-mainstream, just a miscellaneous person, what if it disgusts the global audience?

B: It's so insulting, how can you disgust a global audience?

A: Do you think I don't want to? If you really want to disgust the global audience, then I'm going to be famous, and I'm saying they don't agree. I really can't help it. I said cross talk is not good, why don't I have a sketch?

B: What about the sketch?

A: I don't agree either, saying that the props of the sketch have sponsors, and you can't be on it without a background. If you're going to be on it, who is it a product placement?

B: That's right!

A: Yes, no one supports me! I can only speak for myself! I have thought of a way again, then there can always be some harmony dance, right? They said that this is not good, and they are all related households, and they were all set two years ago, and there is no such place. At that time, I was angry, such a big platform said that there is no such place, and there is no place for me to stand casually?

B: What did the program team say?

A: It's said that there is really no place, in order to be able to line up all these people, the director's hair is gray, and the people who hand over the notes are lined up!

B: So nervous!

A: I think they're really nervous, and they don't want to be embarrassed, so what do you say?

B: Are you the host?

A: There are only six hosts, so it's okay to arrange a host group for such a small half-day program!

B: That's a good idea.

A: After I finished speaking, the program team told me that it was already the host group, and now more than 100 hosts are practicing words, and none of them can tell a word. I was stupid when I heard it, and then asked, what about reading congratulatory messages? I remember that we used to read hundreds of congratulatory messages every Spring Festival Gala?

B: Yes, I would like you to read a congratulatory message!

A: Some people have also read the congratulatory telegram, and they are all guests who give money!

B: What then?

A: I've figured out a way, aren't you allowed to do an off-site interview? Arrange for a shot, I'm going to give New Year's greetings to people all over the world?

B: What do they say?

A: There is also an arrangement for this, have a meal, the table is full of dishes, wait for the camera to come, you have to say something festive, those things on the side are sponsored.

B: The off-site interview won't work either?

A: No, I'll just be a spectator! Go back and stuff some money on the camera, let the camera sweep me more, I have to prepare some fancy clothes to make people recognize me at a glance, do you think it's better for me to wear a bikini or a military coat?

B: The contrast is too great!

A: No, it's not going to work! It's a once-a-year opportunity, so we have to seize it!

B: What a fuss!

A: Anyway, let's get this done first, and then I'll see if I can go to the local Spring Festival Gala and make an appearance.

B: Oh, there's still a place for the Spring Festival Gala!

A: That's right! With so many local satellite TVs, I have a great chance! I'm already a celebrity!

B: Are you on it?

A: As soon as I came out of the CCTV Building, someone surrounded me, wearing a military coat, with a strange look, following me, like an underground party, brother, want to go to the Spring Festival Gala?

B: Is this a scalper?

A: You know that, too?

B: I saw it when I bought a train ticket, and they had that uniform for so many years.

A: I looked at this guy, and he looked at me. I asked, "What do you mean?"

B: What did he say?

A: If I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, I have a way.

B: It's related.

A: Spring Festival Gala, is it related? What does it matter? I have relatives with the director!

B: You don't ask what kind of relatives you are first, don't be relatives who can't be beaten with eight poles, besides, can you trust this relationship to such a big thing as the Spring Festival Gala?

A: yes! I have to ask. I asked, can you let me be the host?

B: Not dead yet!

A: Can you let me be the host? He looked at me and nodded, yes!

B: Really?

A: That's right! It's just more money.

B: Really?

A: I don't think it's fake. How much is that? 10 million!

B: 10 million!

A: I'm going to have to cut him down!

B: How do you cut it! Everyone has 10 million!

A: How about a thousand?

B: You really dare to cut it, so did he agree?

A: Agreed!

B: Huh?!

A: After paying the money and taking the receipt, I got a Spring Festival Gala host note, asking me to broadcast live at the designated place on the 30th day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, which is fine. I'll go home and get ready!

B: It's that simple!

A: Sometimes it's as simple as that, I happily went home and got ready to go, memorized several famous quotes, Tang poems and Song lyrics, and then I bathed and changed clothes, and I rummaged through the cabinets to find two quilts and make a set.

B: Are you still wrapped in a quilt?

A: It's cold outside! What should I do if I can't speak when I don't wrap the quilt?

B: You're really thoughtful!

A: Early in the morning of the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, I came to the live broadcast site, on the edge of the Miyun Reservoir.

B: It's so far? These thirty rings are more than that, right?

A: It's okay, I'm not the first, there are already hundreds of people in front of me. Many people were wrapped in quilts, and their faces were frozen like bricks.

B: This is a breakout session, right?

A: Yes, it should be. I found a sheltered place to wrap myself in a quilt and recite my lines with a flashlight.

B: I can figure it out.

A: There is also a person squeezed next to me, also wrapped in a quilt and reading. As soon as I heard it, he was so serious in the audience, I couldn't lose to him, I turned up the volume, and the guy stuck his head out, brother, you came a little early, didn't you? I said not early, I am the host, when he heard it, he stretched out a hand and shook it with me, I am also the host.

B: Two hosts.

A: You're also the host! How much did you pay? 500

B: Five hundred?

A: Impossible! I gave a thousand! Oh, I see, this one must only give half a face. At this moment, a head also poked out of the quilt over there, and I was also the host, and I gave eight hundred.

B: Huh?

A: No, I'll have to ask!

B: You just think something is wrong?

A: Let's go all the way, pat this quilt, pat that quilt, and ask, are you the host?

B: All wrapped in a quilt.

A: After asking around, these three or five hundred people are all hosts.

B: Three to five hundred people are the hosts, can you still watch this party?

A: Yes!

B: So what to do?

A: I think we'll have to find that scalper.

B: Can you find it?

A: I didn't find it. But don't worry, there's a phone!

B: I also left a phone number.

A: I called, but it wasn't in the service area.

B: Have you been fooled?

A: That can't be, so many people, can they be fooled together?

B: It's hard to say!

A: But I look at the big quilt all over the mountain, and I don't have any other explanation...

B: So what do you do?

A: I can't help it! I didn't succeed this Spring Festival Gala, and I don't know how others are living. We had to go back to our respective homes.

B: And what's next?

A: I'm angry! I have to find a way to make it impossible for others to go to the Spring Festival Gala!

B: What's the solution?

A: Spoiler! I've blasted all the jokes for you in advance, and I'll even post the host's lines to you on the Internet.

B: That's amazing!

A: Sure enough, as soon as I posted all the programs at noon, I heard that there was a mess over there, and the director was looking for me, saying come back quickly, I need to make up a new program here. I can play whatever I want.

B: How?

People all over the country can't imagine that I can go to the Spring Festival Gala and perform shows, this is the topic!

B: That's right.

A: This is the peak and the loop, the mountains and rivers are exhausted, and there is no road, and the willows and flowers are bright and bright.

B: Missing words.

A: No, it's my specialty, I have to eat it, and you'll know that I'm talking about it.

B: Then tell us about the Spring Festival Gala.

A: I took a taxi to the CCTV Building, and this time I was reimbursed. I was very happy, I went to the window to get a boxed lunch, and came to the studio hall, this time the people are very different, many people's faces have changed, and the competition is too fierce,...

B: What else?

A: I'll take care of so much, I'll finish the lunch box first, and I'll talk about it later.

(Two security guards are off)

The newspaper curtain came on, and Yang Yue, a girl in the previous play, sang the English song UR......

Finally, the group danced the bunny dance, MUSIC!

With the music, everyone sang and beat neatly according to the hints of the lyrics, turning and moving forward.

Left Left, Right Right, Forward, Turn, Hop Hop!

…...

Naughty, cheering, love never stops

Hug closer, magic, you and I line up

It's a fun way to play

Beat the courage in your heart!

Bent knees, straight, happy and happy

Close, help you, hold my hand

Our love never fails

We clasp hands tightly!

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