Chapter 985 - Am I a Straight Man?

She Xiaoman is very convinced now, are you afraid that you won't watch it yourself!

I didn't look at it now, my face turned white with fright, these more than 100 big snake demons, can you not be afraid! Take out one at random, do you see if there is a big demon of the sixth grade?

Even if it is difficult to find a six-grade demon, it has to be a six-grade peak, right? It has to be a bloodline value of 699!

As for her in the early stage of the sixth grade, among these big demons, it can be said that there is no one at all!

If it weren't for the fact that the power of her bloodline could still have some effect in this kind of team fight, she felt that she was the real oil bottle.

And Ye Lan ......

I've been with She Xiaoman for so long, how can I still understand what my tigress thinks?

This little face turned white with fright......

Tsk, don't say it, She Xiaoman is actually really good-looking.

Thinking about it, the corners of Ye Lan's mouth even hooked up a curvature, indicating that she Xiaoman was very appreciative of this time, and took the initiative to hold She Xiaoman's hands, and even tightened it subconsciously.

"Laugh what a laugh!"

Before Ye Lan's smile completely bloomed, She Xiaoman finally couldn't help it, turned his head and glanced at Ye Lan, and the whole person seemed to be angry.

Well...... The sense of déjà vu of the air bag.

"Hey, hey...... Ye Lan laughed dryly, rubbed his hands, and looked embarrassed, "No, I didn't laugh, hehe." ”

"You're still laughing!Ye Lan, do you want to die!" She Xiaoman's face finally appeared red, huh...... It's not that I've recovered from the frightened state I was in, it's ......

Anger at Ye Lan!

How dare this bastard laugh at me!

That's probably it.

Ye Lan finally accepted her smile, she didn't dare to laugh dryly, her face instantly became serious, and she angered her tigress, which was definitely an unforgivable thing!

"Xiao Man...... Actually, I didn't laugh, can you take a good look at it?" Ye Lan said with a serious and serious face.

"Hmph!" She Xiaoman glanced at Ye Lan directly, turned his head, and didn't look at Ye Lan at all, but what was more discordant was that She Xiaoman's arm was not pulled out of Ye Lan's hand, and he was still allowed to hold it.

Instead, Ye Lan scratched his head uncomfortably, and looked behind him, which was the territory of the snake clan......

Look at the slight redness on my girlfriend's face, well, it seems to be ...... Much better? Not so scared?

Probably.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously grinned, stretched out another hand, and pestled the flesh on She Xiaoman's waist......

"Little Man......"

"What for!"

"You seem to have gained weight recently......" Ye Lan frowned slightly, looking at She Xiaoman's waist.

"What are you talking about!" She Xiaoman finally couldn't stand it anymore, and turned his head, the anger in his eyes seemed to have been substantiated!

Well, the first "victim" is Ye Lan.

Of course.

Seeing this scene, even Wang Wei turned his head silently, no one can help this thing, and the current situation is ......

It's just Ye Lan dying by herself! What are you saying it's not good! Can't you care about your sister-in-law so much? Even if you say that she is ugly! Uh...... Probably not!

But if you say a woman, or a woman of this age, that she's fat, isn't that worse than a slap in the face?

It's Ye Lan......

With a look of not hearing anything, he lowered his head, looked at She Xiaoman's waist, and stretched out his right hand to pestle it, eh?

Pestle again, eh! Don't say it! It seems to be more fun!

The next moment, the corners of Ye Lan's mouth hooked up again, as if a child had found a favorite toy, he actually let go of She Xiaoman's arm with his right hand, and then slowly stretched towards She Xiaoman's waist.

One hand, grab it directly, huh...... Grabbed a piece of meat and pinched it gently.

It's so much fun!

And She Xiaoman, her face has long been deepening this red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Finally, Ye Lan's pinching was like detonating a ** bucket.

She blew up......

"Ye Lan, you are looking for death!" She Xiaoman roared out directly!

It can be seen with the naked eye that many of the snake clan demons in front of them trembled significantly when they heard this voice, not to mention Ye Lan, who bore the brunt of the attack......

He just felt like his eardrums were going to be pierced.

"What's wrong Xiaoman, look at the meat on your waist, have you been ...... lately" Ye Lan said, and used that hand to tug the meat he was pinching.

But, as Ye Lan spoke, she felt that something was wrong, what did She Xiaoman do when he was idle and yelled at him?

Well?

A little confused, a little puzzled, who am I, where am I, what did I just do wrong?

It seems like...... I didn't do anything wrong!

"You dare to say I'm fat!" She Xiaoman's face turned from white to red, from red to black, and now it is even more black and red......

Ye Lan was completely stunned.

The legendary Sichuan opera changes its face?

I never thought that this tigress would do this!

"Ah...... Indeed, it seems to be fat. The corners of Ye Lan's mouth twitched, as if she had discovered the problem, she didn't admit that she was fat?

How can you deceive yourself! People who are twenty years old!

Thinking of this, Ye Lan was even more unhappy, he felt that he had to educate his girlfriend well, and he had to recognize the reality as a person.

"Xiao Man. Ye Lan suddenly became serious, took both hands down, and looked at She Xiaoman with a serious face.

"What are you doing!" She Xiaoman's tone was still extremely cold, and his eyes were staring at Ye Lan's serious face.

"You have to recognize the reality, fat is fat, we don't need to lie to ourselves, how old are we, how can we still do such a childish thing?" Ye Lan said solemnly.

"I ......" She Xiaoman's head was about to smoke, but she really didn't know what to do!

"What's the matter, Xiaoman?" Ye Lan looked her girlfriend up and down, a little puzzled.

"I'm not fat!" She Xiaoman really didn't know what to say, her angry face pouted, she stomped her feet, and turned her head directly.

"Little Man......"

"I'm going back to buy a book, I'm going to study it......"

"What books to buy?"

"How to fall in love with a straight man. ”

"Huh?"

"Wrong, it should be how to fall in love with a straight man of steel. ”

"Am I a straight man?" Ye Lan was a little confused, her eyes widened, and she looked at She Xiaoman's beautiful side face with a puzzled expression, don't you say it, although it is obviously fleshy, but this side face is still very perfect.

Hearing this, She Xiaoman snorted coldly, turned his head and asked, "Otherwise, what do you think you are?"

"I'm supposed to be a warm man, right?" The corners of Ye Lan's mouth twitched, a little reluctant to accept this name, straight man? He is not straight......

"You ......" The corners of She Xiaoman's mouth trembled, and he really didn't know what to say.

At this time, Wang Wei suddenly woke up like a dream, hurriedly walked over, grabbed Ye Lan's arm, and said anxiously: "Brother Lan, don't talk about Brother Lan, my sister-in-law will really blow up in a while." ”

"Huh?"

"Let's study the rest of these ...... first"