Chapter 27: Taka Kato in Football
Narrator: "This power ...... This speed ...... I can now declare that he is Taka Kato in football, and he has proven himself with his strength. This commentary is going to turn black to powder!"
"Cheng Bo!
I don't know who shouted Cheng Bo's name......
The whole stadium roared as if dry wood had been ignited by a blazing fire.
And those who pressed Cheng Bo to lose early lowered their heads in shame. The tide of battle was reversed, only in a snap of a finger.
Commentator: "See? He's still showing, violently hammering eleven, the whole stadium is shuttling around his figure, who else can stop Cheng Bo's footsteps? He, Cheng Bo, let us see the hope of the rise of Chinese football! Let us shout together! Cheng Bo will win!"
With the shouts of the crowd, the first half of the game was declared over.
Cheng Bo was naturally elated here, but He Yi was full of wails.
"Waste! A bunch of garbage! Not even a little Cheng Bo can stop it! Is his ball a missile? It must be scored every time!" He Yi angrily scolded his teammates, and the first half of the game was a great shame for his school team career.
The teammates all bowed their heads in shame.
He Yi: "Midfielder, your uncle's, how do you pass the ball?"
Midfielder: "I...... Do we have a chance to pass the ball? Cheng Bo is always getting the ball, right?"
He Yi: "What about the guards, how do you defend them?"
Defender: "I ...... He's shooting straight at the other side of the pitch and we can't prevent him from scoring!"
He Yi: "Goalkeeper, why can't so many balls be saved?"
Goalkeeper: "I ...... Do I dare to pounce? This ball is like a cannonball, even the door frame is kicked, I don't want to die?"
He Yi blamed each other internally, and finally all eyes were on the goalkeeper.
This is a dog suddenly walking past the court...... The goalkeeper's eyes lit up.
"It's all this dog! It's it that keeps staring at me and makes me nervous! Hit him!" the goalkeeper angrily kicked the dog out of the field. "Okay, don't scold and scold, think about what to do in the second half! If we lose the game, we all have to finish the game!" He Yi's brows were tightly locked, and it was only now that he realized the seriousness of the matter.
Xiao Wu: "Boss, I have an idea!"
He Yi: "What's the idea?"
Xiao Wu: "In the second half, we tried to abolish him, as long as he was abolished, those girls should not be afraid! Although he scored a lot of goals in the first half, we may not have no chance to equalize." ”
"This method is good, anyway, the referee is our people, and he will cover us!" Several people exchanged glances with each other, and the plan was decided!
Ten minutes later, the goal was repaired and the second half began.
Commentator: "Welcome back, Cheng Bo scored a lot of goals in the first half, what will he do in this game? Let's wait and see!"
After Cheng Bo got the ball, he shot towards the goal. This is, Xiao Wu suddenly flew over and shoveled over.
"Oh my God, Team He is jumping off the wall in a hurry! Cheng Qiuwang, get out of the way!" the commentator Wu Yu exclaimed.
Since you don't follow the rules, then don't blame me for being rude. Sunflower point acupuncture hand hi Pile happy. Cheng Bo sneered, found a blind spot that others couldn't see, and pointed it on Xiao Wu's waist.
"Don't stop me, I'm going to die laughing!" Xiao Wu paused, and then he didn't know what was wrong, and laughed wildly.
Occasionally, someone was stunned for a moment.
Xiao Cai: "I'll shovel!"
Sunflower points to the acupuncture hand seems to be saying something sincere. Cheng Bo was treated in the same way.
Xiao Cai: "Xiao Wu, you son of a bitch! I treat you as a brother, but one night you invited me to the hotel and got stunned, you brute, do you think Lao Tzu is unconscious? You still tell me that nothing has happened! But ...... It doesn't matter! You know what? I have a leg with your girlfriend! If you violate me, I will violate your girlfriend!"
As soon as Xiao Cai's words came out, everyone was shocked!
"Oh my God, the members of the He Yi team made a thrilling PY deal that no one knew. Is this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation......? Speechless" The narrator Wu Yu was stunned, and even forgot to explain.
Xiao Wu: "You dare to green me, I'll kill you!"
Xiao Cai: "Come on, who's afraid of whom? I'll fight with you!"
Xiao Wu Xiaocai woke up after laughing enough, and then scuffled angrily.
"What's going on, you two get out of here!" He Yi was confused.
Seeing that things are getting bigger and bigger, in order to minimize the impact, He Yi can only announce a replacement in advance.
Two useless things, I'll come in person this time to see if I don't break your legs. He Yi stared at Cheng Bo and laughed coldly.
"A few of you come to help me, and you will push me to Cheng Bo in a while. Get ready!Ready!" He Yi was ruthless, and the whole person pounced on Cheng Bo like a cheetah.
Narrator: "What is He Yi going to do? Is it possible that the two major ball king......s want to PK 1 against 1? However, the trial has proved that He Yi is not Cheng Bo's opponent! But it is no wonder, after all, if he loses, He Yi will carry out the same promise as his name. ”
All the audience stared at the two of them, for fear of missing any wonderful moment.
I won't be merciful to you. In addition to using the moves used by Xiao Hand on Xiao Cai and Xiao Wu on He Yi, Cheng Bo also added a new move.
"MD, all of you are garbage. In my eyes, you only deserve to look up to me, and I won't look at you more!" He Yi missed the blow, turned around and scolded the audience. "Do you know how good I am? I'm the best of the best. Among you, I will still consider playing with the beautiful girls, and everyone else will buy them for me!"
He Yi took a deep breath and seemed to be reminiscing about the glorious deeds. "I'm telling you, I'm going to play with 250 girls a year! Every week is a cycle, one girl a day! Saturday and Sunday off!"
This He Yi is really a mudslide in the clear stream, and Cheng Bo was directly frightened by He Yi's perversion.
In the audience, there was silence, as if digesting this heavy news.
Sweetheart: "Phew!
"I used to think he was annoying, but I didn't expect him to be this kind of person. ”
A primary school girl was about to cry: "He ...... Senior He, how can you say that about us, we are your little fan sisters!"
"Senior He, it's just that you make us lose money, why is your character so inferior?
"Senior, you've disappointed me so much!"
"Haha, I still had the foresight, I already knew that this He Yi was not a good thing!"
In the audience, there was a lot of scolding.
Quite a few people took their cameras and recorded the moment.
"Scum! This is the most scum person I have met since the commentary, you look at Cheng Bo, from beginning to end, only with strength to score!" The commentator Wu Yu couldn't help but lead the rhythm and criticized He Yi.
However, the farce did not end.
"Damn! What's going on? Lao Tzu is so itchy! Especially the birds! It's itching to me!" He Yi suddenly tickled in front of the public, and he put his hand into the crotch of his pants, moving hard, and made an expression of enjoyment on his face. In the end, he even dragged himself naked on the football field......
People took pictures one after another to record this beautiful moment.
"Cut, I thought it was so great to play football! I didn't expect it to be this kind of goods! It's so small!" the little sweetheart and the others scolded, and then covered their eyes.
"Help!" suddenly there was an exclamation, breaking the noise of the entire stadium. It turned out that He Yiyang couldn't stand it and rubbed it on the goalkeeper's body.
"Quick...... Control him! Before he makes a big mistake!" Commentator Wu Yu didn't react for a long time.
Countless fans rushed into the field and knocked He Yi to the ground.
This blow woke He Yi up completely.
"What's the matter? Why am I here......? What do you want to do?" He Yi looked up and saw the menacing crowd.
"What are you doing? You lost the game, of course, to make you fulfill your promise......! Drink pee!" One of them said.
"I don't! I'm joking!......" He wailed.
"You can't choose, you scumbag!"
Many male compatriots peed directly on He Yi's head, and the scene caused extreme comfort. He Yi curled up, shivering.
No one sympathized with him, because everything was self-inflicted. In the end, He Yi was directly taken away by the security guards, and before leaving, he glanced at Cheng Bo resentfully.
Commentator Xiao Wu: "Okay, our game today had to be terminated due to some special reasons! But there is no suspense about winning or losing this game, so you don't have to mind." Next, I announce the score. ”
Everyone held their breath, even though the results were already shown on the big screen.
"He Yi team VS Cheng Bo team, the score is ...... 1:1314。 1,250 of those goals set a world record for Cheng Bo!"
Hiss...... In addition to the sound of breathing, the only sound left in the audience was swallowing saliva...... Everyone looked at Cheng Bo like a freak, as if to say: Is this TM still a human? This is a beast!