Chapter 57: The King of Comedy
"Brother Wen, it's this crew, be careful of being beaten. Hei Hachi said carefully, and the group leader also saw him, and his eyes looked him up and down, which was very unfriendly.
"Which crew hasn't had a little accident yet, I'll take a look. Yue Wen smiled, "Do you want to be together?"
"Okay then, are you sure you can do it?" said Hei Ba carefully, leaving the development zone, leaving Qinwan, he felt that everything was unconfident.
"Don't worry, I'm here for everything. Yue Wen smiled, he raised the mobile phone in his hand and shook it, Hei Ba immediately felt like he had taken a reassuring pill, and he followed Yue Wen towards the front.
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"Okay, I'll briefly tell you about the play," an assistant director spoke broken Mandarin, "everyone is going to play the disciple of Wudang Mountain, after a while, after the second elder Xuan Ming appeared, everyone stopped them, but they couldn't stop it, the dead column, the injured ,........"
He demonstrated various ways to die with a smile on his face, and the expression on his face was in place, and it seemed that he didn't know how many times he would die throughout the year.
"You, go up first, fat guy, you go up later," he pointed at Yue Wen, and then pointed at Heiba, "You two were beaten to death with one palm, you ........" He arranged for the others.
Yue Wen put on the Taoist robe and put on the Taoist crown, and he looked at the hall again, the actor who played Zhang Sanfeng was laughing with the actor who played Zhao Min, it was the beautiful Baodao actress he met in the afternoon.
She smiled with a smile, her eyebrows and eyes were full of drama, she looked good when she smiled, she looked good when she didn't smile, she looked good anyway.
She looked outside the hall from time to time, but she didn't know if she saw Yue Wen.
"Starling, you say, let's take a photo with her, will she agree?" Yue Wen subconsciously tightened his robe.
"Brother Wen, are you chasing stars?" The clothes on the black eight body don't fit well, this body, a fat Taoist is very eye-catching, but the assistant director is very satisfied, "Pass it out, a senior party worker at the department level chasing stars?"
"Well, it's not very good," Yue Wen himself smiled, "Okay, acting." ”
In the light, the two elders of Xuan Ming, whose faces were messed up, walked up to the main hall, and without prompting, Yue Wen rushed up directly.
"Ahhh
Heiba, who was standing behind and waiting to play, was startled, this buddy, he entered the play quite quickly, but he immediately closed his eyes, only to see Yue Wen scream immediately, and he was knocked to the ground by spitting blood.
The second elder of Xuan Ming continued to walk towards the main hall, and Hei Ba immediately rushed over, his hand had not yet touched the second elder of Xuan Ming, and his body had already flown out.
The actress who played Zhao Min strode towards the hall under the cover of the second elder Xuan Ming, where Zhang Sanfeng was waiting for her with a decent gaze.
Suddenly, something felt something was wrong, and she felt like she couldn't walk as her feet stepped over a dead body.
She looked down at her feet, and the dead body was rolling on the ground in pain, and coincidentally, it was rolling at her feet, and one hand was about to hold her leg, and the group of performers, although they looked pained, still tried to raise their right hand, as if to make a final blow.
Zhao Min was startled, she couldn't help screaming, and the two elders in front of her turned around, and subconsciously looked at the director, there is no such thing in the script, is it the scene added by the protagonist himself?
The director behind the monitor frowned, and didn't shout to stop, Zhao Min had to continue to perform, she kicked the group performance that hugged her jade legs hard, and slapped him on the head with a gesture, but the group performance still stared and hugged her tightly.
"Stop!" Zhao Min couldn't stand it, "Stop, director, can this person act?" She pointed to the still alive corpse on the ground, this person is Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, too unprofessional, it's not okay to die once, she still won't die if she slapped it with her palm!
The director stood up from behind the monitor, the assistant director and the female assistant ran over early, Yue Wen was wearing a costume, and the female assistant didn't recognize him.
There are so many people in the entire film and television city, it is estimated that they have already forgotten when they saw each other.
"What's the matter with you, can you act, can you act!" The assistant director pointed at Yue Wen and scolded, "If you die, you will die, why are you holding someone's leg?"
Yue Wen stood up crookedly, "Director, I don't want to die like this, I want to design a way to die for myself, the ancestor is still in the hall, but as long as I have a breath, I can't let this witch rush in........"
"Are you waking up, do you think you are Stephen Chow, who found this person, replace me immediately!"
"Sorry, sorry, I'll die immediately. Yue Wen immediately hugged the assistant director, "We all came together, I left, they can't stay, I will die immediately, I will die immediately." ”
Hei Ba immediately pulled his robe, but the few little Taoist priests behind him were all happy, and the assistant director looked at them, "This is the only time, not an example." ”
Zhao Min was touching up his makeup, and he moved again, and the expression on his face became vivid again.
Yue Wen looked at her, she was also looking at herself, but Hei Ba stabbed him back and forth, "It's your turn." ”
"Ahhh
Yue Wen immediately ran forward, "Damn!" Hei Ba exclaimed, this buddy, he ran too fast, and before the second elder of Xuan Ming could make a palm, he had already passed through the two of them and ran to Zhao Min.
The second elder of Xuan Ming hurriedly turned around and chased after Yue Wenda, and when he turned around, his position was completely chaotic.
I saw the two elders of Xuan Ming attacking back and forth, and the little Taoist priest Yue Wen immediately fell to the ground.
This stopped, and the second elder Xuan Ming walked towards the front again, while Zhao Min cautiously stepped over Yue Wen's corpse.
"Hey, you-"
Zhao Min suddenly screamed again, so frightened that the two elders in front of him turned their heads again, thinking that they had changed the play again.
I saw that the dead corpse that was running fast just now stretched out its hand towards Zhao Min with its teeth and claws, and the surrounding group actors were already laughing, and even the actors behind the monitor were laughing happily.
"Director, this scene can't be filmed. Zhao Min's face sank, and she was about to walk to the side angrily, but she didn't expect the dead body to hug her tightly.
"Stop!" the assistant director was furious, "Do you know how to act, don't waste time, okay, change people!"
"Haven't you received a boxed lunch yet?" Yue Wen said with a smile, "What about the boxed lunch? I'll leave after I get the boxed lunch." ”
"There's no boxed lunch, get out, get out!" The assistant director was angry, Zhao Min's face was very frightened, and the dead body that wanted a boxed lunch was still holding her legs.
"Who are you letting go?" Yue Wen quit.
"Security, security!" The assistant director was furious, a group actor had such a big temper, dared to make trouble here, and dared to hug the heroine's leg twice, but he didn't even hug it!
"Well, I think who dares?" Hei Ba pulled out a long sword out of nowhere, wearing a Dao crown and a Dao robe, and also joined the battle group, he didn't forget to look at the ancestor master in the main hall, "Master, someone broke into the hall at night, and called the security guard!"