Volume 1 Seventy-One: Giving Names
"The second exam, the perception test, the exam location, the third floor of the gymnasium, please move to the exam venue later, our exam is about to start. At the same time, students are also asked to adjust their physical and psychological state, maintain their best mental outlook, suitable for maintaining their own state, in a good moment, the next exam is extremely important. So please take it seriously, it will determine your future, and I wish you all a good result. β
"Perception test, boss, do you know?" Yun Zhongfei said to Mu Nianhan slowly.
"It's nothing, it's just a test of your understanding, the higher the level that you can reach in the future, the lower the understanding, the lower the level you can reach in the future, this thing is destined by God, people are born to freeze, and they can't be faked, so the results of this exam are completely determined to see whose fate is good. Mu Nianhan said lightly.
Yun Zhongfei nodded, "The level of grades will bring different education in the future?"
"Yes. β
"The one with the highest grades will enter the first class, and then they will be lined up in turn, until the eighth class, the eighth class is the class with the worst grades, the teachers and the school in the first class are the best, and the eighth class is the worst, it's as simple as that, how about it? This is the era of fate, some people are superior to most people, they have grown up with a golden spoon, and we are different from ordinary people like us, even if we are fortunate enough to become an awakened person, we are still inferior to them, the world is so cruel. β
Yun Zhongfei shook his head, "What are you doing with so much negative energy? β
Mu Nianhan: ......
"Don't call me big brother. β
Yun Zhongfei was surprised: "What's the situation??? big brother??? am I doing something wrong??? you tell me, can I change it??? don't kick me out of your door, I still want to eat and drink spicy food with you!! my loyalty to my eldest brother can be seen from the sun and the moon and the world, and I have no outside heart, big brother, I am dedicated to you, big brother!!!!!"
Mu Nianhan: ......
"Stop, stop, I didn't mean to drive you away, you misunderstood. β
"Then what do you mean?" Flying in the clouds from heaven to hell and from hell back to heaven can be described as frightened, and asked Mu Nianhan with trepidation.
"I mean the word boss is too masculine, it seems like I'm like a boy, so it's like asking you to change your name, it doesn't mean anything else, and it won't drive you out, it's you who are emotional, really, if I would expel you, I wouldn't have accepted you as my little brother before, don't think about it so complicated day by day, okay?" Mu Nianhan persuaded bitterly, she really did obey Yun Zhongfei's brain, how could she be so cranky????????
It's really not something that ordinary people can achieve, in a way, Yun Zhongfei is also a genius, but Mu Nianhan doesn't know how incredible Yun Zhongfei's ability to complain and pretend to be forced, talk and talk about it at this moment, otherwise he will definitely cry out at that time, but will Yun Zhongfei complain, pretend, and talk in front of Mu Nianhan, and even say shit, no one will know, after all, in front of a beautiful girl, complain, pretend, and slap the mouth, It's still too shameful to say sassy words, and it will lower your impression in the hearts of girls, and in case you can't pretend to be stupid, just like Yun Zhongfei calculated the school's exam routines before, calculated, calculated the past, and found that the school didn't have any exam routines that Yun Zhongfei thought, and then Yun Zhongfei pretended not to be stupid, but fortunately, in the end, he came back to Yuan, and he successfully pretended to be a force under the mistake, otherwise Yun Zhongfei would have finished playing, so this has high requirements for face, but does Yun Zhongfei have a faceThis is an obvious and well-known problem, that is, there is no face, so God knows if Yun Zhongfei will suddenly start complaining, pretending, slapping and talking in front of Mu Nianhan as soon as his brain is pumped? After all, a shameless person like Yun Zhongfei can do anything. , like complaining and pretending to be a mouthpiece, talking about shit, this kind of trivial thing is not easy to come by. It's simple, as for complaining and pretending to be forced in front of Mu Nianhan, and talking dirty, you won't blush and be ashamed.
"Then what am I going to call you? Isn't it possible to call you the eldest sister???
Mu Nianhan: ......
"Little brother, I think you want to find a smoke, dare to call me eldest sister??? I am a year older than you!! you dare to call me eldest sister, believe it or not, I will expel you now, I will ask you if you believe it or not!!"
Flying in the Clouds: ??????
"Ahem, it's pure oral prostitution, pure oral prostitution, don't mind, don't mind, but I really don't know what to call you, if you call the boss, you look like a man, if you call the eldest sister, I feel that you are very old, so what else can I shout!"
Mu Nianhan said, "The younger brother is to solve problems for the boss, so I will leave this matter to you to think about." β
"Didn't you say to call you Sister Han before?" Yun Zhongfei said.
"Before it was, now it's now, everything has changed, I suddenly feel that the title is a bit too ordinary, can't highlight my noble temperament, not worthy of me, what I want now is the kind of high-end, atmospheric grade, low-key luxury has connotation, refreshing, bright, blockbuster, people feel like I'm going to soar to 90,000 miles, this feeling do you understand? I just want that feeling, little brother, operate your developed brain, help me think about it, now is the time to give full play to your usefulness as a little brother, otherwise I can't let you eat and drink for nothing on my side, even if you are the boss, I can't afford to raise you all the time, so you have to reflect your value now, after all, there are no ordinary people in your boss's little brother, if you have no value, why should I accept your little brother, come on, exercise your brain, reflect your value, and prove to the world that you are fully qualified to be my little brotherοΌοΌοΌβ
Flying in the Clouds: ......??????
, it turns out that girls are so fierce when they start talking cannons? I've never done anything like this, are girls so powerful?
"Then, why don't I call you, Queen?" Yun Zhongfei laughed, amused by himself, Yun Zhongfei really couldn't think of how he would come up with such a name for the second middle school.
Mu Nianhan: ......
"Why does your name have a sm feeling, it always feels so strange. β
Flying in the Clouds: ......??????
, the girl's association ability is also so powerful, is the girl the old driver hidden in the legend??? we drive a car, they drive a train!! is it true that the girl said on the Internet is the yellowest???
Hiss, terrifying, Yun Zhongfei couldn't help but gasp.
"Then what can I call you? Although I am your little brother, although my IQ and EQ are very high, and my brain is also very developed, and I have a very powerful intelligence, but no matter how powerful I am, he also has a degree, I really, really, really can't think of it, or the boss will use your brain? Come up with an earth-shattering name of crying ghosts, gods, gods, gods, gods, and Buddhas, I believe that with your shocking ingenuity, boss, you will be able to come up with a high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury and connotation, the children next door are crying when they hear it, and ordinary people listen to the kind of name that kneels down and pees their pants. β
Mu Nianhan: ......
"Oops! Name or something, the trouble is dead, the most annoying thing is the name, it's too troublesome, I just said that I have no talent for names, forget it, I want to think about it. β
Yun Zhongfei said, "Okay boss, boss, you think hard and show your amazing wisdom and wisdom, then I will go to the exam first." β
Mu Nianhan: "Go, go, go." β
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"Host, I suddenly feel like you're a licking dog. The system said.
Flying in the Clouds: ......
"You can eat indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense, I'll lick a fart, no one in the Huahua world acts, don't have the strength to play face, do you understand? "Flying in the clouds.
System:......
"The little words are good, but you surrender to her so easily?It's so easy to become his little brother??? in terms of the host's pretending character, this is not something you should do, become someone else's little brother, how else can you pretend to be forced??? you will die if you don't pretend to be forced, host, what are you thinking!! shouldn't you be self-reliant???
Flying in the Clouds: ......
"Oh~~~ I know what you're thinking, after all, Mu Nianhan is so beautiful, fat water can't flow into outsiders' fields, I understand, it's not worth mentioning pretending to be forced in front of a girl, how can you have a sister to accompany you on your own? It's better to be a little brother and a big brother, hey, hey, so you are scheming, this wave of operation is very sassy, although it is very sassy, but I like it very much, I thought the host was a straight man, never flirting with the sister, I didn't expect you to have today, I wish you two a hundred years together, early birth of a noble son, you can rest assured, the money will not be less of you, I will definitely give you a big red envelope, of course, the premise is that you can soak him in your hands, of course, I believe in the host of you, even if you have a straight personality, no matter how sassy you are, you at least have a face, do you know the beauty of menYou just wear a little bit of that kind of coquettish clothes, and then scratch your head in front of Mu Nianhan, seducing him, and then the two of you go, hehehe, raw rice is cooked and cooked, and then Mu Nianhan is your person, how about it? Don't praise me, I also know I'm awesome, host, you have to come on, after all, such girls are rare, and they can't be preempted by others, in that case, you are too not a man, and the girls around you can be snatched away by others, so what face do you have to live in this world, so you have to come on, I will always support you!"
Flying in the Clouds: ......