Back in the classroom, Li Zhegang sat down, and Zhou Zirong, who was sitting in front of him, turned his head and said with a smile: "Li Zhe, can you lend me a power bank?"

Li Zhe took out the power bank from the desk and handed it to him, saying, "Take it." ”

"Awesome!" Zhou Zirong took the power bank and hurriedly connected his MP4.

After a while, Zhou Zirong mysteriously leaned into Li Zhe's ear, with a lewd smile on his face, and his voice became inaudible: "Do you want the movie you just downloaded?"

“......”

Zhou Zirong thought that Li Zhe was embarrassed, and said with a big grin: "Wait until I am fully charged, and I will borrow it from you after reading it." ”

Li Zhe said speechlessly: "You can keep it for yourself." ”

What are you kidding, if the network disk can be reborn, it will scare you to death.

The first period in the morning is a Chinese class.

The courses are basically the same, and most of the classes are now for review or self-study.

Some people are doing quizzes, some are memorizing texts, and a small number of people are secretly sleeping or reading books outside of class.

Xu Yalan is a middle-aged female teacher, with short hair, a kind personality, usually humorous in lectures, and knowledgeable, often quoting scriptures, and is deeply loved by many students.

However, Li Zhe's impression of Xu Yalan only stayed in high school, and he never saw him again after going to college.

Every time I see that everyone's interest in learning is a little low, Chinese teacher Xu Yalan likes to tell you some literary anecdotes, such as celebrity allusions, literary works, and so on.

Seeing the situation in the classroom, Xu Yalan clapped her hands and motioned for everyone to be quiet.

"In ancient Chinese poetry, sometimes two verses that are completely disconnected will have some wonderful reactions, can you think of any of them?"

Seeing that the classroom was at a loss, Xu Yalan smiled and said, "Let me give you a few examples." ”

"There is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the boat is naturally straight to the bridge. ”

"Persuade you to have a glass of wine and sell eternal sorrow with you. ”

"The beauty rolls the bead curtain, and the people of all paths disappear. ”

"Back then, when I thought about Gongjin, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, which made me unhappy. ”

Xu Yalan said that behind her, the classroom was already full of laughter, many students leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, and even slapped the desk.

"Okay, okay, don't shoot the table, I'm afraid that the school will find me to pay for it then." Xu Yalan stopped everyone with a smile, and then she looked around at the students below and said, "Are there any other students who can think of similar sentences, I can tell everyone." ”

Seeing that no one answered, Xu Yalan suddenly looked at Zhao Yue's position and said with a smile: "Then let's talk about it by the representative of the language class first." ”

Zhao Yue stood up, her beautiful face and tall figure instantly attracted the attention of the class.

After all, they are all just students, and many of Zhao Yue's admirers usually don't dare to look at her, and a small number of bold classmates will secretly take a few looks.

Only when answering the teacher's questions did the eyes of the whole class converge on Zhao Yue's body, and these people had the opportunity to take the opportunity to look at the goddess in their minds.

Zhao Yue had long been accustomed to the gaze around her, she thought for a while, and slowly recited: "Dreaming of juvenile things in the middle of the night, only dreaming of idlers and not dreaming of kings." ”

"Good!"

"This sentence is so powerful!"

As soon as Zhao Yue's words fell, many boys who admired Zhao Yue in their hearts immediately applauded, applauding extremely warmly, and their palms were red, wanting to attract the attention of the goddess.

"In the middle of the night, I dreamed of juvenile things, and my dreams were dry with tears. ”

"I am in a state of sickness today, and I only dream of idlers. ”

Xu Yalan wrote two original poems on the blackboard, drew a horizontal line below the two sentences read by Zhao Yue with chalk, then put down the chalk, gave Zhao Yue a thumbs up, and praised: "Zhao Yue's sentence is really good, it has a unique charm." ”

Then he glanced at everyone and said, "Do the other students have any other verses?"

"Come, Zhao Yue, you are the representative of the Chinese class, and you recommend a classmate with better literary talents. Seeing that no one answered, Xu Yalan handed over the task to Zhao Yue.

Zhao Yue bit her lip lightly, and suddenly stretched out her hand to Li Zhe like a ghost, and said, "Teacher Xu, I recommend Li Zhe." ”

"Wow!"

A small number of gossipy people in the classroom began to make loud noises, and some classmates who did not know the truth began to whisper to someone to solve their doubts.

"I heard that Li Zhe is chasing Zhao Yue. ”

"Who did you listen to?"

"Everyone in the next class knows that Li Zhe wrote a love letter to Zhao Yue. ”

"Fake, right? Li Zhe is not handsome, Zhao Yue likes him?"

"Who knows, but I saw Li Zhe and Zhao Yue entering the school gate together a few days ago, so they should have had lunch together. ”

Listening to the surrounding discussions, Zhao Yue was also a little confused, when did Li Zhe chase after him? Why don't I know?

Li Zhe was immersed in thinking about the company's operation process, and when he looked up, he found that everyone in the classroom was looking at him.

Xu Yalan gave Li Zhe an encouraging look and said, "Classmate Li Zhe, you can also talk about one." ”

Seeing that Li Zhe was a little dazed, Zhong Qing on the side reminded: "Look at the blackboard." ”

Li Zhe glanced up at the blackboard and quickly understood the meaning.

"Just say just one?" Li Zhe was a little helpless, got up and stood up.

Xu Yalan smiled: "Yes, just say just one, no one will say you if you don't say it well." ”

Since this is the case, Li Zhe didn't think about it, so he said loudly: "I sat up in shock in my dying illness, and asked with a smile where the guest came from." ”

The classroom was silent for a few seconds, then burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, this one is so funny, I took it. ”

"Haha, it's obviously a thriller, right?"

"I'm laughing to death, talent!"

Zhao Yue looked at Li Zhe's side face not far away, and the corners of her mouth raised slightly.

All this made Li Zhe's heart fluctuate without any fluctuations, for him, this was just an old-fashioned joke a few years later.

Xu Yalan finally quieted down in the classroom, covered her mouth and smiled: "Li Zhe is really interesting, then who, Lu Chao, you can also say one." ”

Lu Chao stood up with a bitter face, he scratched the back of his head, but he didn't know what to say.

"It's okay, be bold, just say it, no one blames you if you don't say it well. Xu Yalan encouraged.

Lu Chao was about to say nonsense, but saw Li Zhe in front of him quietly erect a homework book, with a line of black bold characters written on it.

"Good brother!"

Lu Chao sighed, didn't think too much, stared at Li Zhe's homework book and read aloud: "There are ventriloquists in Beijing, and the king will not be early from now on." ”

As Lu Chao's words fell, there was a dead silence in the classroom.

Most of the current students are precocious, and the students who are the first to understand it can't help themselves laugh out loud, and their faces are flushed.

There are also some more innocent students who stupidly ask others, "What do you mean? I don't understand." ”

Xu Yalan was also holding back not to let herself laugh, she waved her hand and said, "Let's study by ourselves." With that, she covered her mouth and walked quickly out of the classroom.

Seeing the teacher leave, several boys began to bow to Lu Chao.

"Brother Chao, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

"Brother Chao, do you still lack a disciple to close the door? ”

"Brother Chao, borrow one to speak. ”

Lu Chao finally realized what he said, his face was like ashes, and he muttered: "I still want to have a relationship before graduation......"

Li Zhemu did not squint, and read the text aloud: "In the autumn of Renxu, in July, Su Zi and the guest are boating under the red cliff. The breeze is coming, and the water waves are not exciting......"