"There is no sun and moon in the mountains, two thousand years in the blink of an eye! My teacher's teacher Paul and my teacher Timothy still remember the sound and smile vividly, who knows that two thousand years have passed outside you! What is the impermanence of the world, white clouds and dogs! What? You don't believe it? I have been in a ravine in the ancient agricultural dock, where there has never been a distinction between day and night! But you can't understand this to you! By the way, you can ask Baili Liangliu! Liangliu, when you went on your first expedition into the mountain, we were still lucky to chat together for a few days, probably a few days, you tell them!"

Paul III said yes, but the opening statement was excessive.

Moreover, his hearing is very good, and he does not have the problem of being deaf and dazzling at an age, and if someone in a far corner expresses disbelief, he immediately refutes it.

He didn't care about it, but he considered that the unbelief actually represented the unbelief of hundreds of millions of people, so he couldn't listen to it.

Baili Liangliu doesn't know what this old man's intentions are, you say you say a few words, just pick up irrelevant things and mention two mouths, why do you still mention this 2,000 years?

Who can believe that normal person at once.

However, the whole expedition was arranged according to the dream conveyed by Paul III, and Baili Liangliu had to cooperate with the old man.

And although intellectually he didn't believe the old man's self-proclaimed experience, emotionally he thought that the old man was absolutely credible, and he had to do what he said.

So he affirmed his statement.

"That's right! I testify that we are in the ancient agricultural dock, that is, there is no day and night, only after entering and then coming out, and comparing the time of taking out and the time of entering, we know that we have been in it for a few days, and it is estimated that Paul III also calculated it in this way. ”

"Believe it this time! However, although I am inside, I am blessed with a unique gift, and I still know what is going on in the outside world! Of course, this knowledge only knows the main context, not everything at a glance! Also, don't you think it's strange? Although I have never been out of the house, my Chinese has learned very well! What Chinese has passed the sixth-level exam, and what Confucius Institute specializes in studying, all of them are pediatrics! Even the descendants of your Dacheng master, the contemporary head of the Kong family, Kong Yuliang, the head of the Spring and Autumn Brushwork, are full of praise! Not long ago, he took an exam on me, and I passed it with a high score! Isn't this that I am born with a talent that must be useful, and I can learn Chinese well and communicate well? Kong Yuliang, it's your turn, I'm right, right?"

Kong Yuliang couldn't cry or laugh, you are a princess selling melons, do you know the humble virtue that does not conform to the Chinese tradition?

But then I think about it, there is another sentence in the wisdom of the Chinese kingdom, called old children.

It means that as soon as the old man is old, he is like a child, so he can show himself, but in fact, he has no special intentions, and it is his nature.

This old man is not to say that 2,000 years old is 200 years old, and he has long returned to his roots and is unscrupulous.

So he vigorously affirmed: "That's right! Paul III is worthy of being a thousand-year-old man, extremely intelligent, and his mastery of Chinese is even better than mine! Myself, to be honest, is the world's first level, of course, before Paul III's grandfather was born." ”

Baili Liangliu saw that the two oldest old men sang and harmonized, and it was not over!

If you are allowed to brag to each other casually, you probably won't be able to play this time next year.

So he interrupted the two and said, "Grandpa Paul III, you have finished these two sentences, or we will move on to the next item, and I will have ten or eight sentences to say." ”

Paul III said: "What is the young man anxious about? I haven't spoken for two thousand years and I'm not in a hurry! The young man just can't hold his breath! I haven't said two sentences yet? Isn't your Chinese an idiom 'heavy talk'? Of course, I can't finish it so easily." ”

Hearing this, Baili Liangliu had a bad feeling.

Could it be that these ten talkers have not had a chance to have a seizure for many years, so is there going to be a general outbreak today?

Suddenly, the idea of the profession of Paul III came to mind.

He was a preacher.

Well, this sermon to about five or six billion people around the world will not be an opportunity that he will never encounter in his lifetime.

I also remembered that those prosperity gospel evangelists would come to a televised sermon at every turn, and then boast that millions of people would listen to him, and be proud.

Could it be that this Paul III just said that he knows everything about the outside world, should he also follow their example and do a larger televised sermon?

If so, I'll cut him off!

He said that he couldn't get out of this house.

However, what happened next was greatly unexpected by Baili Liangliu.

Suddenly, he stretched out his hands, one on each of his left and right hands.

The one in the left hand seems to be a small bell, and the right hand is a ruler, just like the stationery ruler used by elementary school students.

He took out two things, stood up, and when everyone looked at him, they felt tall and majestic, and their righteousness was awe-inspiring.

"If the husband says two sentences, it is two sentences, how can he babble endlessly, like an old man who rappers?

"Everyone, listen to it, I'm going to enter the ancient farmer's dock this time, and I have a special use, these two very inconspicuous things in my hands are my two treasures!

"In the first sentence, I hold the evil bell in my left hand, and as soon as I meet the evil spirit, I will sound a warning and give a degree, like a reading of time, to show us the righteous divisions of the expedition who are to be attacked!

"Well, if you don't believe it, come up and try it!"

Evil Bell!

There is such a thing that recognizes the soul!

The people at the scene had already felt the coercion coming from something similar to that bell, where did they dare to squeak?

Paul III sneered: "I haven't started it yet, you're scared to pee!, but that's fine, you have to be in awe of it in the future, then it will be our weapon to kill the enemy!"

"Now I'll say the second word......"

Everyone was amazed!

And this stubble.

Is there still a great way to play?

When I looked at the ruler in my right hand, I suddenly felt a dignified and high pressure.

"This thing is different from the thing in my left hand, it is an evil clock, which is specially designed to measure a person's evil nature! And this thing is a measure of good things, it is called a conscience ruler, which is specially designed to measure whether that person's conscience is good or bad! Under the conscience ruler, everyone's innermost state is hidden and exposed in broad daylight!"

The old man looked at everyone and began to look away again, and said, "How about it, who takes the initiative to come up and see if you have a conscience? If you do, your conscience will fail? If you fail, how black will your heart be?"

Seeing that no one stepped forward, he added: "Don't be afraid! 50 percent will be considered a pass!"