"Close the door, don't let Bai Jia in. ”

Zhang Xiongjie said,

The fat man Wang Peng faced a bunch of classmates, "Here's the thing, everyone knows that I took off my single some time ago, Xiaomin and I are about the same age, gentle and graceful, pleasant-looking, kind and considerate......"

Liu Xin raised his hand,

Wang Peng: "What's the matter, Master Xin." ”

Liu Xin: "Can you just skip the love link and get down to business?"

Zhang Xiongjie: "Fat Wang, I suspect you are trying to show off, please note that the patience of the brothers is limited. ”

"If it weren't for the fact that you are a roommate of Fan Ye, Lao Tzu would have gone to play the machine a long time ago. ”

"I didn't come here to hear how you hurt me. ”

"Wang Peng, please pay attention to your speech and demeanor, there are some things that you can't say in front of so many classmates. ”

“.....”

The crowd agreed,

We're here to help the fat man out, but we have to listen to you, the dead fat man, babbling over there to give out dog food, and if you keep talking, the brothers want to beat you up in person.

"Guys, I'm a little too complacent. ”

Wang Fatzi smiled slightly, looked at his hand with a plaster, and said leisurely: "Let's talk about business, a few days ago, I took my girlfriend to the movies." ”

"It's not.... Are you really enough, and you still want to say?" Liu Xin condemned on behalf of all the students,

"Don't get excited, it's really not like I'm trying to show off, it's the next thing that happened in the cinema. Wang Peng explained,

The anger of the people subsided a little,

"Then I'll continue to say, as everyone knows, I went to the movies with my girlfriend a few days ago....." Wang Peng subconsciously repeated again,

Lin Fan always felt that what the fat man wanted to emphasize was not "he was beaten", but "when he went to the movies with his girlfriend, he was beaten", focusing on the first half of the sentence,

I only heard Wang Peng continue: "At that time, we were watching a movie, it was a horror movie, I would definitely not watch this kind of horror movie before, after all, I was timid, but dating, I must have to watch this kind of tense and exciting movie, so that I can personally experience the feeling of my girlfriend snuggling in my arms because I am afraid......"

Everyone's foreheads twitched, and their fists were already clenched,

If the fat man continues to say some meaningless things like this in the next second, everyone will go berserk.

"The movie went well at the beginning, but halfway through it, a couple of men and women came next to me, guess who, it turned out to be this year's sports class, the thieves were arrogant, and when they entered the movie hall, they spoke very loudly, and it was useless for the cinema staff to come and persuade them. Wang Peng said,

Zhang Xiongjie was impatient and interjected: "And then you were beaten by him?"

Wang Peng: "Yes, because that guy came late, so the places booked were separated, but that bastard actually said that he wanted me and my girlfriend to get out, and he wanted to be our position, of course I refused, and then this guy relied on his own height and horse, and actually started pushing people, and then we fought." ”

"Oh.... Brothers, go to the physical education class to find someone, be sure to ask that person to apologize to the fat man, but be careful, we can't beat the physical education class, just be reasonable, force is only used to ensure our personal safety, try not to conflict with the people in the physical education class. ”

Liu Xin gave an order, and everyone stood up and prepared to leave.

Zhang Xiongjie: "What's that guy's name, let's be a little bit instigated and targeted." ”

"Wei Min in the second class of physical education, everyone should also know him, and I have seen it in the school's basketball game before. Wang Peng said.

"Wei Min? I do have a little impression that he was the main point guard in the physical education class during the basketball game at that time. ”

"I'm also a little impressed, that tall, stinky guy who talks like a stinking fart?"

"It's that bastard who scolds our math class for being sports waste. ”

"If you don't want to be civilized, go to the Academic Affairs Office first to report Wei Min for beating people? The physical education class is full of big guys, which is a bit difficult to deal with. ”

"That'..... Shall we go to the physical education class to teach Wei Min a lesson?"

I don't know who it is, so I suddenly asked,

The dormitory suddenly fell silent,

In fact, from the very beginning, everyone shouted to help the fat man find the field, and in the end, when he heard that it was a guy from the physical education class, everyone looked very strange.

Why

Because each of the physical education classes is tall and big, physical monsters, it is not at all something that they can deal with as a group of glasses who sit in front of the computer all day, and the two classes are a little unpleasant to each other, and conflicts on the other side of the past are inevitable.

But the overall goal of helping the fat man get back to the field cannot be changed,

So everyone tacitly thought of the most primitive way: "Sue the teacher." ”

This trick is always useful no matter what stage of school you are in.

"Don't bother with everyone. ”

The fat man called out to his restless classmates,

"Why, fat man, don't you want to take revenge, you were beaten by Wei Min, even if there are many people in the sports class, we are not afraid, go to sue first, I really want to beat Wei Min, it's a big deal, let's wait for Wei Min to shoot when he is alone." Liu Xin said,

The male classmates in the class all have a good relationship,

The fat man Wang Peng shook his head and said: "Actually, you don't need to go to Wei Min, because that guy should still be lying in the hospital, and his hands were broken by me." ”

“.....”

“.....”

Everyone was silent.

Zhang Xiongjie: "It means that this revenge will be avenged on the spot, so what kind of Avengers battle meeting do you have, waste everyone's time, and the brothers will leave." ”

Liu Xin: "It's been a long time, I don't need the brothers, I said earlier, I'll go back first, and the clothes before the holiday haven't been washed,"

"Wait a minute, don't rush to leave. Wang Peng stopped everyone and continued: "I told you about this, in fact, I just want to remind you that this Wei Min is cautious, in a few days, it will be a basketball game for the whole school, and there is a high probability that the people in the physical education class will retaliate with a trick, I hope everyone will be careful when the time comes!"

It turns out that this "Avenger" refers to a physical education student.

"yes, you don't even say that I forgot that the whole school basketball game is going to be in a few days. Zhang Xiongjie suddenly realized,

"Then what to do, I will definitely be abused half to death on the field at that time. ”

Everyone thought to themselves,

There are often some small frictions between the mathematics major and the physical education major in the university, and the origin of everything must be traced back several years ago, it is said that it was also because a senior brother of the same department beat someone to the physical education class, and later the person in the physical education class was beaten back by the senior brother of the same department.

Come and go and tie the beam,

It's a strange thing to have grievances, two senior brothers with different majors don't like each other and smear each other, and the students of the two majors have indeed had a lot of conflicts with each other.

When it came to Lin Fan's session, although the two sides did not say that it had developed to the point of scolding as soon as they met on the road,

But at least the students of the two majors don't like each other, and they often catch each other on the forum.

Now that the fat man has a conflict with Wei Min, the leader of the physical education class, and Wei Min is beaten into the hospital, the people in the physical education class will definitely try their best to save face.

"What's the panic, anyway, our class must be the same as before, focusing on participation, and I can't touch the physical education department. ”

At this time, Lin Fan, who had not spoken, said,

The boys in their entire class didn't play basketball, although the science class didn't necessarily have nothing to do with sports.

For example, there are several sports in the physics class next door.

And the senior brothers of their mathematics department also have a lot of athletes.

But when it came to their session, there was no one who could fight.

Every time there is a school sports meeting, a basketball game, a football game, and so on, they basically have a round of professional tours.

In terms of sports, all the boys in the class are really useless.

As for the basketball game?

To put it mildly, it is most appropriate to use "gathering is a lump of soaring, scattering is sparse" to describe the combat effectiveness of the mathematics class.

"Fan Ye is right,"

"What's the panic, brothers, I won't meet it anyway, and then we can paddle on the basketball court with peace of mind." ”

"Yes, a round of tours, don't waste time with the PE class. ”

....

"Now that the fat man's matter has been resolved, I have something to say next, during the time I left, has anything happened involving me, how do I look at the eyes of my classmates at school......"

Lin Fan was about to ask if the school had hacked him recently,

The fat man Wang Peng interrupted: "Don't worry, I haven't finished my words yet." ”

Liu Xin: "What do you have to say?" ”

"The opponent of our basketball game this time, the first round is the physical education class, I heard that the people in the physical education class have been staying up late to practice shooting, threatening to win our class by more than 50 points. ”

Zhang Xiongjie: "..... It's not such a coincidence. ”

Liu Xin: "..... So unlucky?"

Wang Peng coughed dryly, "There is also an important piece of information, the head of the physical education class paid out of his own pocket to sign up for taekwondo for every contestant on the field, and it is said that the coach is a retired champion." ”

Zhang Xiongjie: "....."

Liu Xin: "....."

Students: "....."

even paid to sign up for taekwondo, is this killing us, playing kung fu basketball?

Looking at the stunned faces of his classmates, Wang Peng said: "Then let's get to the point, the basketball game is coming, it's time to choose the players to participate in the basketball game." ”

"Follow the old rules. ”

Someone reacted immediately,

This is going to play murderous basketball, how can their group of skinny people beat the group of fierce beasts in the sports class, and within a few seconds of going up, it is estimated that it will be the end of "season reimbursement".

"Yes, the old rules. ”

"Just follow the old rules, it's always been like this before. ”

"Okay, support the old rules to choose people's hands. The fat man said,

The dormitory suddenly raised his hand,

"After my rough calculation, there are twenty-one boys in our class who attended this meeting, and one of them is not qualified. ”

Wang Peng himself raised his hand and glanced at the closed dormitory door,

"Among the remaining twenty, three people did not raise their hands, seventeen people, including me Wang Peng, all thought that the old rules should be used to select the players, according to the principle of the minority obeying the majority, my class decided to use the original rules to select the basketball players, I finished speaking, who is in favor and who is against. ”

"I'm against it!!"

Knock knock,

Bai Jia knocked vigorously on the door outside, "Let me in." ”

Wang Peng: "Open the door and let that stinky boy in." ”

A classmate went over to open the door, and Bai Jia walked in angrily, "Why do you use the method of choosing people who are tall and go to play basketball games, I don't accept it." ”

Zhang Xiongjie: "I don't accept it either, just because I'm 1.9 meters, so I want to play center? I usually haven't even touched the ball, I only know a foul in position, why do I have to go inside to fight with the people in the sports class, I don't accept it." ”

Liu Xin: "That's right, it's not fair. ”

LIU Xin,

man

As one of the few people in the class who knows basketball, he is known as "the master tactician on the basketball court", "death entanglement", "top marginal man", "magician on the court", and "champion puzzle". ”

And all these titles are well-founded,

all come from Liu Xin's thirty consecutive championships when he played 2k, so he can get so many titles,

If you change to before, Liu Xin must be the main force of iron fighting, and he himself is also enthusiastic about playing.

But this time I faced the physical education class, the champion of the last basketball game, and the president of the physical education class was beaten by the classmates just now.

As the "king in 2k" and "crappy cat in reality", Liu Xin is still very self-aware, he feels that this game must not be participated, especially since there are so many female classmates present.

When the time comes, I will be abused by the people of the physical education class, and I will be embarrassed in front of all the female classmates, how inferior.

Liu Xin: "I suggest using the lottery to be absolute, several of our tall men have played the main force for three years, why do we still use this method of determining by height this year, this is not fair." ”

"What's fair or unfair, who made you grow tall. ”

"Let's go up to a group of people who can't play and are still short, it's not that they will be abused, anyway, you are tall, you can still grab some rebounds when you go up, and you won't lose so ugly. ”

"That's right, just follow the old rules and choose the five tallest to play the main force. ”

"The five highest people are: Brother Jie, Fan Ye, Shaoxiong, me, and Liu Xin, by the way, I can't play because of my hand injury, so I am replaced by a white dog, do you have any opinions. Wang Peng asked.

"Opinion!!"

Yu Shaoxiong shouted,

"We also have opinions. Zhang Xiongjie, Liu Xin and Bai Jia all said that they would decide the list of players according to the form of drawing.

"Plus one!!"

Of course, Lin Fan also expressed his opinions,

Originally, it was not his turn to play basketball games in the past, but this year he is much taller than before, and he has suddenly become the tallest person in the class.

"No comment. ”

Except for the five people who were selected, the rest of the students shouted in unison,

"Unanimous vote!!"

Wang Peng ignored the five people who opposed it, and made a decision directly, "Then the five players are decided, the position on the field is decided by the players, and the rest of the substitutes can just make do with it, and when the game is played, whoever wants to go on the field for a few laps can go up." ”

"Are you a host like this, dead fat. Bai Jia shouted, "There are no substitutes, do you want a few of us to be tired to death?"

"It's okay, anyway, the first half will definitely be beaten, everyone is the same, five people are better to lose face than ten people to take turns to go up and lose face, right. Wang Peng said and immediately announced: "The meeting is over, the end of the field, you five players remember to practice running." ”

“.....”

Lin Fan saw that the matter had been decided, and he could not change it.

I thought that anyway, when the time comes, go up and paddle casually, and just row until the end of the competition time.

It's just a competition,

Isn't it just a few points lost,

It's not like I haven't lost in the class,

Now he had more important things to ask, and he grabbed the fat man: "Wait a minute, fat man, do you know ......"

"I don't know anything, I made an appointment with Xiao Min to go to lunch, that's all, goodbye to Master Fan. ”

The fat man Wang Peng looked very weak-hearted, threw down a sentence, and rushed out of the door,

The speed of going downstairs is not at all like a person who has just come out of the hospital.

Ghosts

There are definitely ghosts,

The fat man's performance made Lin Fan not need to ask much at all, and immediately guessed the reason for his wind review to be killed, nine times out of ten it was related to the fat man.

"Can anyone tell me what happened to me at school recently?

Lin Fan asked,

Zhang Xiongjie turned around and returned to the dormitory, bringing a magazine from the dormitory, "Fanzi, although the fat man destroyed most of the journals on campus, but this guy is playing us like this, today I am on your side, this is the evidence I hid, look." ”

A copy of the latest school journal was handed to Lin Fan,

When Lin Fan saw the cover of the school magazine, he knew that things were not simple.

recalled that when I asked the fat man to help me with the interview, I thought there would be no accident, but I didn't expect that I still underestimated the fat man's talent for bad things.

On the cover of the school magazine, a photo of Lin Fan was published, which read "Lin Fan, a mathematical genius on the surface, a love expert behind his back!!"

Let's look at the specific content,

The preface reads, "Why did the man for more than 20 years get off the single, why did the girl in the mood come to the door repeatedly, and the guy became a handsome man overnight, what is hidden behind this,

After thousands of loves, I finally became a love expert, behind all this is the charm of handsome guys, or the perfection of pickling skills,

The perfect combination of top IQ and EQ, let us follow the interview and enter the inner world of Lin Fan, one of the top ten outstanding alumni. ”

"What the hell!"

Lin Fan slammed the school magazine to the ground,

Bai Jia picked it up casually, and said in his mouth: "Tsk, you see how great this copywriting is, the sales of the school magazine have not been good, and no one wants it for nothing, but as soon as this copywriting came out, this issue of the school magazine exploded directly, and I know if it." ”

Yu Shaoxiong: "I heard that some alumni even spend money to buy school magazines, which is also quite popular among individual teachers. ”

"Love master, Fan Ye is so awesome," Liu Xin just came back, and it was the first time he heard of it, and he took over the school magazine and looked with relish, "It's really okay to write the school magazine like this? ”

"What is there to say, this issue of the school magazine is full of topics, and the whole department has been praised. Bai Jia, as a person who works in the school's institutions, came out and explained,

"Now that Fan Ye is well-known in the whole school, I dare to say that it is definitely ....." Bai Jia stretched out his thumb,

"Grass!"

Lin Fan can only use this word to express the depression in his heart,

Sure enough, it was a wrong choice to let the fat man go for an interview,

No wonder the eyes of the classmates I met in the whole school looked at him,

Romancer?

This thing sounds awesome, but the meaning behind it is actually very complicated.

First of all, if you want to become a love expert, you have to experience a lot of love yourself.

Coupled with the hype of his appearance in the article, it is easy for people who don't know the truth to mistakenly think that he Lin Fan is a scumbag who uses his looks to deceive girls, a scumbag who indulges in the sea of flowers, and a scumbag who plays with women's feelings.

In short, it's a scumbag, a scumbag, a scumbag,

Isn't this a special thing?

Although in essence, the content of this school magazine is not hacking him, except for the preface part in order to catch the reader's eye, playing some word games,

The text of the interview is mainly praising Lin Fan himself,

But the words that are composed between the lines always make people think about it.

It's like some very formal words, combined together, and it is clear that there is no forbidden word, but it makes people feel that they are playing with color.

The same goes for this article,

I'm such an innocent guy who is vaguely described as a rich second generation with money and a chaotic private life.

It's unreasonable,

After thinking about it, Lin Fan felt that although the fat man was negligent in his words in the interview, the main responsibility was not him, but the guy who wrote this article.

"White boy. ”

"What's the matter?"

"You have connections in the student council, and you can find a way to help me investigate someone. ”

"Who's being investigated?"

Bai Jia chuckled in his heart,

Being able to help Fan Ye means that there will be opportunities to learn Fan Ye's dragon slaying skills in the future.

You must know that there are a bunch of male compatriots outside who are asking him for the contact information of [Love Master] Fanye,

All of them are some Magi who have been single for many years,

In a few years, he will be the Grand Magus,

Bai Jia is actually in this ranks, so in order to have the opportunity to learn from his master and learn the secret methods in the hands of Fan Ye, he did everything he could to please Fan Ye.

This article is his masterpiece,

When writing this article, he almost exhausted what he had learned all his life, overturned and rewrote the manuscript several times, and the dictionary was rotten, and finally succeeded in depicting the tall mortal master in his mind.

However, the result was unexpected,

Although it has made Fan Ye famous in the school and made Fan Ye a legendary existence in Jiangnan University, even some single graduate students and doctoral students in the school yearn for Fan Ye and keep asking about Fan Ye's contact information.

It's just a little strange for Bai Jia, most of the contacts that came to ask for are boys, no, it should be said that all of them are boys,

I didn't see a single girl,

And the real situation is that Fan Ye's reputation is indeed louder than before, but the reputation has also deteriorated.

His original intention was to help Fan Ye make a name for himself, publicize a wave, and wait until the time was almost right to come up and ask Fan Ye for the secret of the dragon slaying technique.

But now things have changed.

Bai Jia had no choice but to hope that Fan Ye would throw all the fault on the fat man,

In the face of Lin Fan's request, Bai Jia had an ominous premonition, but he still stubbornly said: "What do you have to say, Fan Ye's business is my Bai Jia's business." ”。

"I want you to help me find the guy who wrote this article, dare to hack me like this and ruin my Lin Fan's reputation, you must not let it go, find out this guy for me!!" Lin Fan said indignantly.

"Actually..... There's no need, I think the people who wrote this article are also doing bad things with good intentions. Bai Jia sweated.