Kong Mufeng's acceptance of Lu Da Roll has become a topic of conversation after dinner.

But it's not a good thing, but it has become an afterword: Kong Mufeng accepted the apprentice Lu Da Roll - the gatekeeper rarely asks for food.

At this time, Yuan Haoke walked over awkwardly and said, "Inside, Master Kong, I will discuss something with you......"

"What are you discussing, what is there to talk about......" Kong Mufeng looked at Yuan Haoke with an embarrassed look and felt that something was wrong.

"That's it...... Didn't you take that Lu Da Roll a few days ago?"

"yes, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing to do, I just want to discuss with you, can this thing be returned?" Yuan Haoke said this, his voice became smaller and smaller, and he fiddled with the corners of his clothes with his fingers, like a little daughter-in-law who was about to get married.

"Poof...... What do you say, say it again?" Kong Mufeng squirted out of his mouth with a sip of tea, his face shocked.

Yuan Haoke puffed up his chest and said boldly: "I mean, let's quit this thing, let's stop it." ”

Kong Mufeng was so angry that he slammed a hammer on Yuan Haoke's head: "If you say don't want it, don't want it? People will return it to you within seven days without a reason? Even if you return it, you have to have a reason, right? Is there a problem with the quality of this product?"

"The quality is quite large, but the IQ is a little low......"

As he spoke, Yuan Haoke described to Kong Mufeng the black material he had heard.

It turned out that this Lu Da Roll was a well-known rat, and everyone shouted and beat him.

This Lu Da Roll was also very talented, and his cultivation advanced by leaps and bounds, which can be said to be the first day of the Qian family's school, and he was the best in Qian Family Town.

But the good times of the heavenly jealousy of talents did not last long, and since Lu Daluan entered the martial arts realm, it seems that he has changed a person. Xiu Wei has not advanced an inch, and he is not even as good as before, and the opponent who used to sit and die can now defeat him casually.

Lu Daluan was also an arrogant and domineering person before, and it was not too cool to pretend to be forced to slap his face. However, the goose always has to be returned when it comes out to mix. As soon as Lu Daluan's strength regressed, all the disciples celebrated together, dancing dragons and lions.

It's good now, a group of people gathered in groups, blocking the door of Lu Daluan's house like asking for debts, and they beat once they saw it.

Lu Daluan has been addicted to it since then, eating some meat and drinking some wine all day long, and since then his cultivation has not advanced by half a step, but his weight has risen sharply.

Since then, Lu Da has been doing nothing all day long, drinking and eating meat all day long, and the original master has also cut off relations with him, and he has become a beggar in the academy.

"Is this really so unbearable?" Kong Mufeng felt a trace of regret in his heart, but he didn't regret it, but he just felt that he had lost his eyes.

"It's really not good, let's quit. Yuan Haoke persuaded again and again, anyway, they didn't have a good impression of this product.

"Presumptuous!" who knew that Kong Mufeng was furious.

"Have you ever seen a lottery ticket returned if you didn't win the lottery? Since Lao Tzu has accepted it, even if he is a fool, Lao Tzu can come out. ”

Kong Mufeng waved his hand and said, "Don't persuade me anymore, the head teacher will not give up on any student." ”

This sentence is often said by the head teacher of the first year of high school, but in the third year of high school......

"Some students may just give up ......" Kong Mufeng looked at the clumsy Lu Da Roll and felt something.

"Aren't you a thief fast?

Lu Da was panting as he ran, panting for breath, and the fat all over his body was panting. It was as if a plate of pork belly was dangling in front of Kong Mufeng's eyes.

The rest of the crowd had been at the end for a long time, and Lu Da Roll walked over with a crawl.

"Ahem, let me comment on the speed test just now. ”

Kong Mufeng came to Yuan Haoke first: "Xiaohong is the fastest, I feel very hot-blooded and fierce, but pay attention to flexibility." ”

"Xiaobai has high flexibility and explosiveness, but staying power is not good, it is still the same sentence, men must last. ”

"Lingling and Xiao Nier are okay because they are auxiliary routes, but they are still lacking. ”

"As for the donkey meat burned......

This donkey meat is naturally the nickname that Kong Mufeng gave Lu Da rolling. I don't have a nickname, I'm embarrassed to say that it's Kong Mufeng's disciple.

"Old master, how am I?" the donkey meat was burning with a look of anticipation.

"You...... Not bad, at least...... Looks appetizing. Indeed, this lump of pork belly floated by, making people want to eat meat without it.

Zhuge Ye was the first to choke and said: "What's the use of having an appetite when you run?

"Okay, okay, maybe people are good at power. , come on, come on, let's compare the strength again. Kong Mufeng hurriedly played a round.

The strength is still the same, Yuan Haoke is the strongest, and he directly smashes the stone with one punch, and then Zhuge Ye drills the stone out of a hole.

When he arrived at Lu Da Roll, he shook his fat and punched out.

"Hey, this is a real stone?" Lu Daluan clenched his fists and cried.

"Ahem, I'll comment on it again. ”

Kong Mufeng said seriously: "Xiaohong, fierce and domineering; Xiaobai, sharp and fast, fire,...... Forehead ......"

Kong Mufeng racked his brains to think of a euphemistic adjective, and finally thought of it: "Fat but not greasy." ”

Lu Daluan was also smiling, but there was no light in his eyes. After being silent for a long time, he pretended to smile and said, "Old master, do you think I still have a chance?"

Frightened, Kong Mufeng was clever, and Kong Mufeng was terrified as soon as these words came out.

"Inside, there is no eternal loser, it's just that he didn't choose the right path. Kong Mufeng comforted, as a class teacher, chicken soup for the soul is still a must.

"I know what path is right for me......"

“？”

"I'm fit to go back the way I came, bother. Lu Da poured a sip of wine, swayed and rode back on the donkey.

This back aroused the pity of everyone.

"Actually, it's not easy for him, from the first day of Yushu Linfeng to become a fat but not greasy beggar, and there is a gap between everyone and everyone. "The first one turned out to be Yuan Haoke sympathizing here.

Zhuge Ling also sighed: "Hey, the hero has fallen, and he can only anesthetize himself by drinking alcohol to escape reality." ”

"I'm grass, you guys still dislike people one by one, why are you still sad now?" Kong Mufeng wondered, how could these women be as kind as the aunts in the village.

"Inside, Confucius, can we help others? Sun Zhilan pleaded with Kong Mufeng.

"Grass, it's you who said to return the goods, and it's you who said to help him, what do you want?"

"Forget it...... After all, it's my apprentice. ”

Kong Mufeng ran directly to Lu Da Roll and dragged him down.

"Say, let's compare what you're good at, I don't believe you don't know anything. "Kong Mufeng is also open-minded, after all, three hundred and sixty lines are the champion, even if you are good at farting, I can give you a fart king.

"I ...... I can drink, can you?"

"I'm grass, I can't do anything else, if you talk about drinking, I'm not afraid of anyone in Qilu Province, China. ”

As a result, the training was forcibly changed to a drinking game.