Chapter 31: How stupid you say this thing is
"Wow wow... Sister, your face is red, you say quickly, do I have a brother-in-law?" Yang Xiaolei seemed to have discovered a new continent.
"No, don't talk nonsense, the conditions of our family, how can I have the heart to talk about a boyfriend. ”
Hearing his sister's words, Yang Xiaolei suddenly fell silent.
A few seconds later, Yang Xiaolei raised his head and said majestically: "Sister, don't worry, the situation in our family will get better soon, I assure you as a man!"
"Alright, don't be poor, hurry up and eat, go to bed!
"Order!"
Yang Xiaolei finished eating, returned to the room, and lay on the bed.
Today's first kiss is really worth savoring!
This is the real first kiss!
It's exciting!
Turn around and brag in front of the fat mound and the stone!
Let them know what it means to have Yan Ruyu in the book!
Suddenly, a cold voice sounded in his head: "Warning, warning! The host's devouring point is already a little less, and after twelve hours, if it is not replenished, it will automatically absorb the host's health!"
Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei was stunned!
After a long time, Yang Xiaolei turned over and climbed up fiercely: "Break the system, you are a vampire!"
"A system is a system, vampires belong to a mutated evolutionary race, I'm not. The voice of the system was still cold and without a trace of emotion.
Yang Xiaolei wanted to scold a few more words, but after thinking about it, is it useful to scold it?
To scold is to scold the damned scientist who invented it!
"It's useless to scold someone who hasn't died!" the system said coldly.
"I..." Yang Xiaolei gritted his teeth, not knowing where the evil fire was going.
However, the evil fire is the evil fire, and he still has to get the devouring point.
This time, Yang Xiaolei didn't dare to go out of the door, and quietly climbed over the wall, so that the voice was quieter.
Fortunately, in order to get out, he and Fat Dunshi made a secret passage in their own house.
Walking out of the door, Yang Xiaolei viciously kicked a small pebble on the road away, and thought in his heart, where should he go?
He didn't dare to go to the unfinished building where he stole food last time, and the building collapsed.
If you bury yourself, it will be a big loss, so it is better to let the system eat it, and you can live a few more days.
Thinking about it like this, he didn't dare to go to other unfinished buildings.
Go to the garbage dump, I went to look for death in the middle of the night, maybe I was bitten to death by a dog!
Yang Xiaolei had no tricks for a while, wandering on the road.
After walking for a long time, I didn't think of a good way, Yang Xiaolei felt this pain in his heart.
It seems that there is only a little further to go.
Yang Xiaolei looked around, felt in his pocket, and forgot to bring money.
There are still a few hundred dollars left over from the live broadcast, and he put it in the drawer before.
At this moment, Yang Xiaolei looked at the sky speechlessly, why is this broken thing so unsmooth?
At this time, several young people came over and rode a shared bicycle, and one of them let go of the handlebar with both hands!
Fall to death!
Yang Xiaolei muttered, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, how could he forget this.
A few days ago, he saw a news that the abandoned shared bicycle had become a sea of cars.
Countless shared bicycles have become garbage.
Yes, just eat him!
Yang Xiaolei laughed: "I'm also a good deed, deal with garbage! I confiscate their money, they should thank me!"
Finding a good excuse for himself, Yang Xiaolei began to go faster and faster.
He still remembers the garbage dump where the bikes were kept, and it wasn't that far from him.
Because he lives in a slum, the dump is just a few kilometres away.
Stepping up the No. 11 bus, Yang Xiaolei ran out of breath.
"Everyone likes to run at night, and this dark day is so dark that I'm tired of running! What if a robber runs out?"
Yang Xiaolei was running, his mind was still restless.
"There's almost no one here, what should I do if a beautiful female ghost escapes?"
"Is it enjoyment, or is it frightening?"
"Forget it, I guess no one cares about shouting throat here, or enjoy!"
Otherwise, the cranial nerves of bear children are relatively large, which can be seen here.
Obviously, he can't touch ghosts.
Running outside the garbage dump, the low fence is nothing but a void for Yang Xiaolei.
The shared bicycles in the garbage dump are not in sight.
"It's really spectacular!" Yang Xiaolei sighed, lowered his head, and kissed the nearest shared bicycle next to him.
Two hours ago, looking at the empty garbage dump, Yang Xiaolei had an indescribable sense of accomplishment.
"Nima, the back pain of the kiss, this thing is really a technical job, when you open your mouth, how good it can be sucked, just like absorbing star magic, how handsome it is!"
Yang Xiaolei remembered that he could do it, this name is a cow, the world is big and I can do it, heroic!
It's just that he died a little aggrieved, and he was killed by people who were neither men nor women!
"The level of your devouring system is too low, it's only level one now, and when you reach level two, you can directly devour it within a distance of one decimeter!"
At that moment, a cold mechanical sound sounded.
"Damn, you want to scare me to death!" Yang Xiaolei was startled, and then he was stunned and asked, "What did you just say?"
"When your system is upgraded to level two, you can directly devour it within a distance of one decimeter, and so on, when you reach level ten, you can devour it freely within one meter!"
"And, not just with your mouth, when you reach level eleven, you can devour any part of your body. ”
"It's still so cool!" Yang Xiaolei smiled, thinking about that time, he felt majestic!
Even he felt that he was already at that time, thinking about it, as soon as his mind moved, he could directly absorb the shared bicycles around him, which was more magical than magic!
"Hahaha, majestic, cool! I finally found one of the advantages of this broken system!" Yang Xiaolei laughed.
On this big night, a person laughed straight, not daring to be loud, for fear of being heard by the vigil.
That obscene appearance is like a little mouse stealing food.
However, the system directly chose to ignore it and ignore Yang Xiaolei!
Really, I can't keep up with the rhythm of this product.
"By the way, how many more can I get to the second level?" Yang Xiaolei asked after laughing enough.
"Your current devouring level is 0.12!"
"You didn't ask me!" Yang Xiaolei was suddenly depressed.
When Yang Xiaolei quietly returned home, it was already dark.
"Yes, don't sleep, just get ready for class!" Yang Xiaolei yawned.
However, he was still satisfied with getting two devouring points in one night.
Early the next morning, the old man who kept vigil at the garbage dump looked at the emptiness of a yard and was directly stunned.
In the next few days, the days calmed down, and no one bothered Yang Xiaolei.
He went to class during the day to find a chance to sleep, and at night he went to eat shared bicycles.
For four or five days, it was all right.
On the sixth day between classes, Yang Xiaolei slept empty.
Eat secretly every night, I'm so tired!
"Dead thunder, dead thunder, hurry up, look at this news, it's super funny!" Wang Cunye shook Yang Xiaolei.
"What the hell, don't bother me, I'm sleepy!"
"I didn't lie to you, look, there is a god who stole all of our shared bicycles in Longhai, and the funniest thing is that these goods are all scrapped shared bicycles, how stupid X do you say this product is!"
Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei woke up!