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Zhou Bo did it all at once, both slowly and quickly!

"I've learned, stupid!" shouted Duoduo, but he knew right away that he hadn't!

Of the three of them, none of them could fly a centimeter away, although in terms of literacy, even Feifei could recognize two syllable words, but Zhou Bo didn't recognize a single letter!

Of course, Zhou Bo was amusing them, because if there was no fairy powder on his body, no one would be able to fly!

Fortunately, as we said, one of Zhou Bo's hands was stained with fairy powder, and he blew a little fairy powder on each person, and it really produced an excellent effect!

"Now, you twist your shoulders like this," he said, "take off!"

They stood on the bed, bravely flying the first to take off! He didn't intend to take off, but he did, and flew over the room at once!

"I'm flying!" he screamed as he was barely in the air!

Duoduo also flew up, and near the bathroom, met Dumb!

"Ah, it's so beautiful!"

"Ah, that's great!"

"Look at me!"

"Look at me!"

None of them flew gracefully as Zhou Bo, and their legs couldn't help but kick a few times, but their heads had already hit the ceiling again and again, which was really wonderful!

At first, Zhou Bo reached out to pick up the clumsiness, but immediately shrank back, because the cuckoo was furious!

They flew up and down, round and round, like stupid words, keeping up with the sky!

"I said," shouted Duoduo, "why don't we all fly out!"

This is exactly what Zhou Bo wants to lure them to do!

Feifei is ready, he wants to see how long it will take to fly a billion miles, but Stupid is still hesitating!

"Jellyfish elves!" Zhou Bo said again:

"Ahh

"And the Dire Pirates!"

"Dire pirate," shouted Duoduo, grabbing his Sunday hat, "let's go at once!"

At this moment, Mrs. Big Bear rushed out of the gate with Cher!

They came to the middle of the street and looked up at the window of the nursery!

Luckily, the windows were still closed, but the house was brightly lit!

The most terrifying thing was that they could see three small figures in pajamas reflected in the curtains, circling the room, not on the ground, but in mid-air!

It's not three, it's four!

They trembled and pushed open the street door!

Mr. Big Bear was about to rush upstairs, but Mrs. Anne gestured to him to slow down!

Will they be in time to get to the nursery?

They would have been in time to get to the nursery, if it weren't for the stars watching them!

The star blew open the window again, and the youngest one shouted:

"Zhou Bo, escape!"

Zhou Bo knew that he couldn't delay for a moment!

"Come on!" he commanded arbitrarily, and immediately flew into the night sky, followed by Duoduo, Feifei and Stupid!

Mrs. Big Bear and Cher rush into the nursery, but it's too late!

The birds have already flown off!

The legend of the brain-dead life is still-

I played two more games after that, and of course, I won both of them!

One day, Redhead called Tarzan and me to his reception room and said, "Listen, you're going to fight the Killer this week!"

"Who is that?" asked Tarzan!

"He's from the violent state," the redhead said, "and he's in high demand locally!

"I have no objection!" I said!

"But there's one thing," said the redhead, "this time, Zhou Bo, you have to lose!"

"Lose?" I said!

"Lose," said the redhead, "Listen to me, you've been winning for months! You have to lose once in a while to boost your popularity, you know?"

"Why?"

"Simple! The audience likes to pour friezes!

"I don't like it!"

"How much are you going to pay?" asked Tarzan!

"Two thousand!"

"I don't like it!" I added!

"Two pieces of money is a lot of money!" said Tarzan!

"I still don't like it!" I said!

But I accepted the deal!

Cuckoo has been acting weirdly lately, but, I'm putting it down to being neurotic or something!

One day, she came home and said, "Zhou Bo, I've endured it to the limit!

"I have to go," I said, "anyway, I have to lose this time!"

"Lose?" she said, "Oh,, Zhoubo, this is too much!"

"My life is mine!" I said—whatever it meant!

After a day or three, Tarzan came back from outside and said he wanted to talk to me!

"Zhou Bo, I probably have a way to solve our problem!"

I asked what way!

"I'm thinking," said Tarzan, "we'd better quit as soon as possible, for Cuckoo doesn't like it, and besides, if we're going to be in the seahorse business, we should start doing it!"

"What do you say?" I asked!

"I'm talking to a guy in town! He runs a casino, and he says the word has spread, and you're going to lose to the 'killer' this Saturday!"

"And then?" I said!

"And then, what if you win?"

"Win?"

"Kill him!"

"I'm going to have a grudge against the redheads!" I said!

"his red hair," said Tarzan! "Listen to me, my thoughts are this! If we should take the 10,000 yuan we have saved and bet that you will win? The gambling rate is four to one! If you kill him, we will have 20,000 yuan!"

"But I'm going to get in trouble!" I said.

"Let's get out of here for 20,000 yuan," said Tarzan, "Do you know what we can do with 20,000 yuan?

Well, I thought to myself that Taishan was a broker, and Du Juan also said that I had to quit this business, and 20,000 yuan is indeed a good business!

"What do you think?" said Tarzan!

"Good," I said, "good!"

The day of the fight against the "killer" has arrived! The game is going to be held in the Evil Jiao Castle, and the redhead comes to pick us up, and at this moment he honks the horn outside the house, and I ask the cuckoo if he is ready!

"I'm not going," she said, "I'm watching TV!"

"But you must go!" I said, and then asked Tarzan to explain why!

Tarzan tells Cuckoo about our plans, saying that she has to go, because I need someone to drive us back to Fertile Land after I kill the "killer"!

"Neither of us can drive," he said, "so there's going to be a sports car outside the stadium after the race, take the 20,000 and leave!"

"Well, I don't do that!" said the cuckoo!

"But it's 20,000 yuan!" I said!

"But it's also a fraud!" she said!

"Well, what he's been doing these days is a fraud," Tarzan said, "and winning or losing is pre-planned!"

"I don't do it," said the cuckoo!

The redhead honked his horn again, and Tarzan said, "Well, we've got to go! See you after the game - win or lose!"

"Shame on you!" said the cuckoo!

"When we come back with 20,000 dollars, you won't be so angry," Tarzan said!

Anyway, we're off to go!

I didn't talk much on the way to Evil Jiao Castle, because I felt a little embarrassed to deal with redheads like that!

He didn't treat me too badly, but, after all, as Tarzan said, I also made a lot of money for him!

So it should be flattened!

We arrived at the stadium and the first race had already begun - "The Giant" was slaughtered by "Neurotic"!

Next up is the Female Gnome Catch Contest!

We went into the locker room and I changed into diapers and paper hats!

Tarzan found someone to call the taxi company and arranged for a car to wait for us outside!

Someone knocked on the iron door, and the time to play has come!

Me and "Killer" are the protagonists of tonight!

He was already in the ring when I came out!

The "killer" was a short, lean man with a beard, glasses, a black robe, and a square hat!

I decided to let him eat the square hat!

Well, I climbed into the ring, and the emcee said, "Ladies and gentlemen," and there was a round of boos, and he continued, "Tonight we are honored to have two of the best fighters in the country of the Professional Judo Association, 'Killer', against 'Bean'!"

There was a chorus of boos and cheers, and I couldn't tell if the audience was happy or angry! But it didn't matter, because the bell rang and the game began!

The "killer" had taken off his robe, glasses, and square hat and circled around me, wagging his fingers at me as if to scold me!

The two sides went on like this for a minute or two, and then he made a mistake!

He ran up to my back and tried to kick me in the ass, but I grabbed his arm and threw him onto the rope loop!

He bounced back from the rope loop like a small marble, and I tripped over him, and was about to jump on him with a belly pressure move, but he rolled back into his corner, and when I looked up, he had a large ring ruler in his hand!

He took the ruler and slapped his palms as if he was going to punch me in the ass, but when I grabbed him again, he poked me in the eye and tried to gouge it out!

I ran around in circles, trying to regain my sight, but he rushed from behind and put something in my diaper!

It didn't take long for me to figure out what it was—ants! God knows where he got it, but the ants started biting me, and I was so uncomfortable!

Tarzan was there to tell me to deal with him, but it wasn't easy to get rid of him with ants in his pants!

Anyway, the bell rang, the first round was over, and I was back in the corner, Tarzan trying to get rid of the ants!

"He's doing what a dirty move!" I said!

"Let him go," Tarzan said, "we can't afford to fail!"

"The Killer" came out for round 3! He grimaced at me, and then he got so close that I was able to grab him and lift him up for a propeller spin!

I spun him around about forty or fifty times until I believed he was dizzy, and then threw him into the audience with all my strength! He landed on an old lady knitting a sweater about the fifth row of the stands, and she picked up an umbrella and hit him!

The problem is, the propeller trick also cost me!

The things in front of me are spinning, but I thought to myself that it doesn't matter, because the dizziness will pass after a while, and the "killer" has already been solved anyway!

I was just about to regain my balance from my dizziness when suddenly something tripped over my ankle!

I looked down, and damn it, it was the "killer" who had returned to the ring, and, having taken the ball yarn that the old lady was knitting, and tied my feet now!

I struggled to break free, but the "killer" circled me with a ball of string and wrapped me into a mummy!

It didn't take long for me to be tied hand and foot and unable to move!

The "killer" stopped, tied the yarn in a beautiful knot, and then stood in front of me and bowed as if he were a magician, and had just changed his trick!

Then he strode to his corner, took a thick tome, what seemed to be a dictionary—and walked back and bowed!

I was helpless! He knocked me at least a dozen times before I fell! I was helpless, I only heard the cheers of the audience, and let the "killer" sit on my shoulder and hold me down - I won the game!

Redhead and Tarzan enter the field, untie the yarn, and lift me up!

"Great!" said the redhead, "it's amazing! I couldn't have designed it so well!"

"Oh, shut up," Tarzan said, and he turned to me! "Uh," he said, "that's wonderful—you let the Killer defeat him with wit!"

I didn't say a word! I was so sad!

It's all gone, but there's only one thing I'm sure of for sure, and that's that I'm never judo again!

At the end of the race, we didn't need a taxi to escape, so Tarzan and I took the red-haired car back to Fertile City!

Along the way, the redhead kept saying that it was great that I lost to "Killer" like this, and the next game will definitely make me win, and everyone will make thousands of dollars!

The car was parked outside the apartment, and the redhead turned around and handed Tarzan an envelope with two thousand dollars for my race!

"Don't take it!" I said!

"What?" said the redhead!

"Listen to me," I said, "I must tell you something!"

Tarzan interjected: "What he wants to say is that he doesn't judo anymore!"

"You're laughing?" said the redhead!

"It's not a joke," Tarzan said!

"Uh, why?" the redhead asked, "What's the problem, Zhou Bo?"

Before I could answer, Tarzan said, "He doesn't want to talk now!"

"Well," said the redhead, "I probably know! You go in and get some sleep! I'll be here tomorrow morning, and we'll have a good talk, shall we?"

"Okay!" Tarzan said, and we got out of the car! When the redhead was gone, I said, "You shouldn't have taken this money!"

"Well, that's all we have now!" he said, and everything else was gone!

Entering the apartment, oh God, the cuckoo is gone! Her things are gone, leaving us with only a few clean sheets and towels and pots and whatever! A note was left on the coffee table in the living room! Tarzan found it first, and he read it to me!

Dear Zhou Bo,

I can't take it anymore!

I've tried to talk to you about my feelings, and you don't seem to care!

What you're going to do tonight is especially bad, because it's dishonest, and I'm afraid I won't be able to go on with you any longer!) )