It is said that people are not in vain. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Everyone has gone through that period to a greater or lesser extent, only some show it and some hide it in their hearts. That is, the difference between open and dark sass.

Song Shuhang was a little young and old, and that period came and went faster.

So when I was in the second year of junior high school, the boys around me were still trapped in the dream of martial arts, superman, and immortal, waving the eighteen palms of the dragon descending and superman transformation all day long. Shuhang has long lost hope for these.

The laws of physics in this world are so precise that it is impossible for a human being to leap three stories high, to slap a golden dragon with both palms, and to fly with his underwear out!

But he still likes Xianxia novels, Superman movies and the like, maybe deep down he still hopes that one day Superman, aliens, immortals and the like can appear in front of him, right?

I know it's impossible, but I'm looking forward to it inexplicably, this is a unique talent of human beings, right?

Song Shuhang smiled and closed the group chat window, but he did not quit the group.

He felt that the people in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group were very interesting, and the chat records in the group that made people feel very shy just by seeing them, if you look at them from the perspective of a bystander, they were unexpectedly interesting - so before the group owner kicked people, he was going to dive first, look at all kinds of interesting chat records, and pass the time when he was bored.

On the computer screen, the movie continues, as if it were a horror movie. All kinds of thriller plots are not interrupted, this movie is the pinnacle of genius horror film directors, it is said that many uncle-level characters have been scared to cry, and many people say that they are too scared to go to the toilet alone.

It's a pity that Song Shuhang still didn't feel anything terrible, and after pulling back the progress bar and looking at it for a while, he yawned again, slowly changing from a sitting position to a lying position, and his eyelids became heavier and heavier......

If that genius director knew that his film was only capable of that, he would cry, right?

In a daze, Song Shuhang had a sweet dream.

It's a very cool dream, and it's beautiful. There are immortals, there are supermen, there are various fairyland lands.

How many people have dreamed of immortality, moving mountains and seas, and fighting with swords in the world? It's just that as they grow older, reality shatters their dreams, and people can only hide their dreams in the bottom of their hearts and don't think about them anymore.

Dreams are dreams after all......

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The next day, Tuesday, May 21, at 1 a.m.

In the chat group, the group owner Huangshan Zhenjun finally went online.

As soon as he came up, Beihe Sanren came up and asked, "Zhenjun, who is the one you added yesterday called 'Shushan Pressure', and where did you practice?"

"Didn't you communicate with her yesterday? That's the daughter of an old friend of the deity in this era, it seems that the qualifications are good, and she is already the peak of the third grade at a young age, and she is about to enter the fourth grade innate, which is amazing. Huangshan Zhenjun laughed and replied.

He was only born in this era, and his age is estimated to be less than forty? This age is already the peak of the third grade, and he is indeed a genius. Beihe Sanren nodded secretly, but the other party's road number is still very strange, no matter how you look at it, 'Shushan is under great pressure', it doesn't feel like a road number.

Beihe Sanren was still thinking about it, but Huangshan Zhenjun suddenly said: "Huh, the road name of the daughter of an old friend of the deity is not called 'Shushan is under great pressure'." In other words, this book mountain is stressful and hairy?"

"......" Huangshan Zhenjun is embarrassed.

It's not a hairy thing.,It's the unknown human you added yesterday.。

He asked tentatively, "Zhenjun, you can't be the wrong person, right?"

"Wait for the deity. ”

A moment later.

Huangshan Zhenjun sent a string of cold sweat expressions in the group: "It's really wrong." The number is only one digit in the middle, and the deity loses 8 to 9. I didn't expect the deity to make such a big mistake. ”

Beihe Sanren laughed and said: "I'll just say, no matter how much you integrate into modern society, no one will set your own Taoist name as 'Shushan is under great pressure'." ”

Huangshan Zhenjun continued to send a string of cold sweat expressions.

Then he hurriedly operated and pulled his friend's daughter back into the group.

Group message prompt: 'Lingdie Island Yu Rouzi' has joined the Jiuzhou No. 1 group.

This name is in line with the painting style of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group, and a strong Xianxia atmosphere comes to the face. The stressful name of that book mountain is definitely a strange thing mixed in.

As soon as the newcomer joined, the three waves of the crazy knife immediately appeared: "Yo, the new Taoist friend is a fairy, take a photo, report the three measurements!

Crazy Knife Sanlang has been diving for a long time - although he is a goldfish, his memory is longer than three seconds. Yesterday he had already been reminded, so in order to avoid being too old, today he carefully dived to observe the situation.

Hearing Huangshan Zhenjun say that the new fairy is the daughter of a friend, and the cultivation is the third grade of the day after tomorrow, the three waves of the crazy knife are relieved. is not a 'senior' level character, he can play as much as he wants, and have a good time.

There are very few newcomers in this group, and he is so ruthless.

As soon as Sanlang spoke, Huangshan Zhenjun's face suddenly darkened.

"......" Lingdie Island Yu Rouzi entered a string of colons, and then faintly sent another sentence: "Since the time is not early, the old man's daughter has already meditated and practiced on time." Her number is that the old man is hanging up for the time being, waiting for Huangshan Daoyou to join the group. Cough...... I have long heard that the three waves of Taoist friends in the Jiuzhou group are suave and suave, and they can speak well, and it is better to see than to hear. Sanlang Daoyou, the old man appreciates you and invites you to drink another day. ”

The three waves of the crazy knife were suddenly embarrassed, but they flirted with the girl but met the girl's father, and there is nothing more shameful in the world. He really wanted to find a hole in the ground to get into.

Fortunately, this senior seems to have an easy-going personality, and he brought this matter with a light sentence.

Then, the senior said hello to everyone online in the group, asking everyone to take care of their daughter in the future. Then, he dived and hung up.

Seeing the senior leaving, Crazy Dao Sanlang breathed a sigh of relief, and said happily: "Fortunately, it seems that this senior is not a person who can't make jokes." Maybe when the time comes, I can talk to Miss Yurouko herself. ”

"......" Huangshan Zhenjun.

"......" Beihe scattered people.

The pharmacist rarely popped up again. He is a man who cherishes words like gold, and he rarely speaks, but this time he rarely typed four words: "Ask for more blessings." ”

Sanlang wondered.

But the pharmacist, who cherishes words like gold, obviously won't explain more.

"Look at the new Humanity prefix. Beihe Sanren explained, if you don't die, you won't die, why will Brother Sanlang never understand this truth?

"Prefix Spirit Butterfly Island?" the three waves of the Wild Knife didn't seem to react yet.

"Yes, Lingdie Island! plus it's a senior, don't you think of anyone?" Beihe Sanren prompted.

After a while, the three waves of the Crazy Knife suddenly realized, and brushed a series of 'kneeling' expressions in the group: "Is it the needle and needle Spirit Butterfly Venerable?"

Venerable Spirit Butterfly is a powerful senior, he is good at everything, upright and chivalrous...... I just like to talk about all kinds of trivial things with people, and I have reached the peak on the road of calculating. Others are calculating, he is already calculating!

The corners of Beihe's mouth twitched: "I didn't remind you like that!"

Huangshan Zhenjun sighed, he really couldn't stand it anymore: "Sanlang, my old friend is just hanging up, but he hasn't gone offline yet." ”

Other words...... The chat history may be seen.

No, it will definitely be seen!

Huangshan Zhenjun really can't watch Sanlang continue to die, how to say that he is also a junior in his group.

"I'm rubbing, finished bird. "The three waves of the Crazy Knife seemed to see the future in the near future, and the Spirit Butterfly Immortal Venerable came to visit, and then all kinds of scenes of abuse to him. His eyes were moist again, and this time it seemed that he had caused more trouble with a senior senior?

Sanlang suddenly screamed: "Zhenjun, please help me intercede!"

Huangshan Zhenjun gave an indifferent back expression.

The people in the group no longer paid attention to the barking of the three waves of defeated dogs, and calmly changed the topic.

Beihe Sanren asked the group leader: "Zhenjun, how to solve the 'high pressure on the book mountain'?"

Su Shi Ah Qi said: "Do you want to kick it out? After all, it's just an ordinary person, and it's not easy to participate in the chat between us." ”

"Ahem, since it was mistakenly added by the deity, it can be regarded as a kind of fate. Let the deity count a hexagram and see what to do. Huangshan Zhenjun replied - the main thing is that he suddenly added the other party to the group, and now he will kick it, isn't he very faceless?

So at least count a hexagram as an excuse to kick people out.

In this way, he shows his tall and strong character.

Second, not long ago, he suddenly became very interested in hexagram arithmetic, and after studying for a month, his forehand was very itchy. No matter what you do, you like to count a hexagram.

After that, he started the hexagram with a copy of "Tang Poems and Song Ci" beside him, stretched out his hand to flip, and ran the secret technique of divination. The power of the underworld extracts a poem and forms a hexagram.

This time the hexagram went very smoothly, Huangshan Zhenjun has learned the hexagram technique since he learned it, and he has felt so much for the first time!

He looked at the results of the hexagram with a happy face.

And then......

The face of the true monarch of Huangshan sank like water.

Huangshan Zhenjun's face turned stinky.

Let's look at the hexagram: I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and I wish to be a branch on the earth.

I have the impression that this poem was written by a poet named Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty, which is very classic, and is often quoted to describe love?

Suddenly, Huangshan Zhenjun felt that his whole person was not good.

Your sister is a winged bird, your sister is Lian Lizhi! I would like to be Lian Lizhi, and the deity might as well hang on the southeast branch!

Could it be that he is dignified that Huangshan Zhenjun wants to perform a life-and-death and earth-shattering love with the male gender 'Shushan is under great pressure'? This can't help but remind him of Long Yangjun during the Warring States Period in China - he suddenly felt like swallowing a cockroach and was disgusting.

"This must be that the cultivation of the deity hexagram is not enough, after all, it has only been studied for a month...... Therefore, the deity should calculate another hexagram! Yes, it must be so!" Huangshan Zhenjun once again operated the secret method of hexagrams, and the power in the dark turned the "Tang Poems and Song Ci" again.

Another line of poetry was drawn.

This time, the hexagram secret method is running super smoothly, and Huangshan Zhenjun feels good about himself, and he definitely hit!

He looked at the hexagram.

And then......

Zhenjun's face turned pale.

Hexagram: "If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight!"

Twilight, uncle!

"The deity really doesn't believe in evil!" Huangshan Zhenjun once again hexagram.

This time it feels even better, Huangshan Zhenjun feels that his hexagram cultivation has reached its peak at this moment!

This time it's a must!

He looked down at the hexagram: "Suddenly looking back, the person is there, and the lights are dim." ”

“......”

"Take a deep breath, take a deep breath. Huangshan Zhenjun calmly closed the Tang and Song poems, and looked at the sky melancholy at a forty-five degree angle - what a melancholy feeling!

Then, Zhenjun calmly tore apart the hardcover version of Tang poems and Song Ci in his hand, and nodded vigorously while tearing it: "The deity really has no talent in hexagrams, and he is not born to be a hexagram master." Therefore, the hexagrams calculated by the deity must be wrong!"

He threw aside the torn Tang poems and Song Ci, and secretly swore in his heart that he would never use his hands to tell fortunes again!

The fragments of the hardcover poems were thrown aside, and Zhenjun typed in the group: "That book mountain is under pressure...... Let's keep it for now. The deity just calculated a hexagram and found that he was destined for the deity, and it was not an accident that he would join the group, but an inevitability! ”

Zhenjun prevaricates with all kinds of hexagram words, and as for the result of the hexagram, he will definitely not reveal half a word if he is killed!

Damn, even if there is fate, it must be a bad fate!

"Then keep it, anyway, I guess he will leave the group soon. What is the result of the true monarch hexagram?" "Beihe Sanren had heard that Zhenjun was learning hexagrams, so they were very curious about what this senior had calculated.

"......" Huangshan Zhenjun: "What, you continue to talk, I am in a hurry to go down in advance." ”

After that, he quickly went offline, leaving Beihe Sanren with a blank face.

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