Hearing Ivanka's opinion, Bangpu almost didn't jump.

"Yes, yes, yes, your father, me, and the old bump, who are you afraid of? I use Twitter to push them to death! I am especially confused by them!"

Speaking of the battle between the general and the media, this old man can be described as an unprecedented and unprecedented lone hero.

Because he was angry, he denounced all the 350 media outlets in the United States as the promoters of fake news, and everyone opposed it.

In this case, ordinary people have long been scared to pee, but the bump is still firm.

He fights the crowd with ten tweets a day.

Twitter, a new medium, is a media technology, that is, an information channel, which was actually born for the needs of fast food culture.

One of its key features is that it is easy to send messages and very fast to meet with the public.

Almost as soon as I finished writing it here, I pushed it a little bit, and it was immediately available to the public.

It is equivalent to a direct dialogue with the public, revealing pleasure!

It would be even more enjoyable if it was not the general public, but political enemies!

It's like peeing on the other party's head, and when you want to scold each other, you can scold it, and how to get rid of hatred.

In order to hit the general wind and fire, he felt that this method was the most suitable for him.

So, he made this kind of fast food his daily routine.

As a result, he has also earned the reputation of a Twitter president.

In fact, there is another key thing that hits off with Twitter.

In the eyes of others, it is dispensable, and it is simply life-threatening.

That's Twitter's unique byte limit!

Twitter has a rule that the maximum number of characters to tweet with its system is 140!

This pair is simply fantastic.

Even if he could allow 14 billion characters to be posted, he would only send 180 characters of information.

Because since he was a child, he was particularly disgusted with those long stories.

In writing class, he has never scored well, and above the passing mark is a happy event to celebrate.

When he became president, he approached more officials from the Ministry of Education and asked them to set up and down essays for students, for example, from elementary school to Ph.D., and the length of the essay should not exceed 1,000 words.

If it is exceeded, one character will be deducted!

His reasons are absolutely justified!

That is, the high level of learning is not in being verbose, but in the quality of the article!

Look at Lao Tzu of China, how powerful the "Tao Te Ching" is, it is only 5,000 words!

By the way, you guys listen, listen to how awesome that person's name is!

Lao Tzu is the first in the world, Lao Tzu is the first in the world, and it is difficult to name Lao Tzu if he is not the first.

I can't do it if I keep bumping, although I have the ambition to do this, but I am the first in the world?

In Laomei, there is not much hope.

That is, at home, gather a few children together, and announce that Lao Tzu is the first in the family!

Wait a minute!

Let's see if Ivanka is there.

If you don't have it, that's what you say.

If she is there, this is estimated to be greatly discounted.

She still has to go to Zhang Luo for many things, and it's better not to say this.

The old people are old and refined, and they can definitely carry it clearly in such a matter.

The secretary of education, who is more conservative and has some Democratic tendencies, will listen to the advice of the old people.

Not only did he not listen, but he also refused, not giving him the slightest room to maneuver.

In addition, he also clearly told Lao Bangpu that he wanted to come up with a new regulation.

This regulation is contrary to the idea of bumping Pu.

The basic requirement, graduating from kindergarten and entering the first grade of metaphysics, must pass the exam.

The exam includes literature, history, geography, mathematics, physics and chemistry, and one of the requirements for Chinese is to write a thesis.

Essay length, at least a thousand words!

If you don't meet the requirements, you will stay in the nursery class forever!

At the beginning, there are essay requirements for each grade in the future, and the number of words is increased by 1,000 words for each level of improvement.

Bang Pu touched his nose at the Minister of Education, became furious, turned around and left.

After I went back, the more I thought about it, the more I didn't know what it was like, and my anger grew.

So, he found Jack, the founder of Twitter, and after a little muttering, the two set a limit of 140 characters for Twitter's information capacity.

After finalizing this matter, Bang Pu calculated a bad breath.

In exchange, he made Twitter a dedicated channel for his presidency to release information.

In other words, his Twitter text message is equivalent to the White House's special place for press releases.

Here's the release of information, which replaced that White House press conference.

It is only when exceptional circumstances arise that a special arrangement is made for traditional press conferences attended by all journalists.

In fact, this is a good plan for Lao Bangpu to kill two birds with one stone!

The first is that it saves a lot of time.

If you have a meeting, you have to make a plan, call the journalists, and wait for them.

Not only that, but also to serve these uncrowned kings well.

Those reporters are not satisfied, and they don't know where to go wrong with the report.

It's a drudgery that everyone complains about.

Lao Bangpu cut it off with a knife, turned passive into active, and didn't pee on you at all, are you still an uncrowned king of fart?

Second, this is a revenge on everyone who bumped Pu against them!

Those media were against him everywhere in the presidential election when he was in power, and now, I don't release news to you, what kind of do you guys, don't you like to report false news? What news do I give you?

If there is no source for the news, how can you have fun?

If you are willing to make it up, you can make it up yourself, and you are also a processing plant for false news anyway.

The old bump is a trick that is desperate, and it is vicious!

In the past, only a few journalists were disqualified from participating in the press conference, but now all journalists are not qualified.

In fact, Lao Bangpu's use of Twitter in this way has also been praised by Ivanka.

In addition to the above reasons, the most fundamental reason is that the information is accurate.

The president's news is reported by the president himself, and what other way is more reliable than this?

This source, however, is more accurate than the official channels, and it is simply accurate.

In fact, in this regard, Lao Bangpu also ate a lot of verbals.

I want to be on the spot, he is also the same as the general president, what he has done, he will not care when he is done, let those media process and edit the report, and convey it to the public.

But this president, although he has many faults, is not the kind of bureaucratic lazy.

On a whim, he actually wanted to see what he said and did under the pen of those uncrowned kings.

Of course, this is not that he has nothing to do, but he still cherishes his feathers and looks like he looks like in the eyes of the people.

He still thought in his heart, don't report himself as a superman who is two feet tall and ten waists wide.

It's okay to beautify it properly, but it's too much beyond common sense, and it's difficult for you to maintain your image in the future.

But as soon as he saw those reports, his face immediately turned black into Bao Gong Bao Zheng!

No, it's darker than Bao Gong, because he doesn't have that crescent moon on his head.

What he saw was a scandalization of the president on duty.

That is, he did a good job, and Leng said it was a bad thing!

He was originally white, but he was black!

When he arrived at this time, the chief writers of those media were ten times blacker than his heart could be detailed!

When he was angry and angry, a classic word blurted out!

“Fake nes!”

So, he annotated all the newspapers he had read, and wrote "fake nes" in two big red letters on all the newspapers he had read, and gave them to Ivanka to type them into a separate volume.

One of the conditions of this separate book is that they are not provided with any information from the official channels of the White House.

After such an exchange, there is only one media company left that has not been positioned as false news, large and super-large, and that is Wuliang Media Group.

Because the president of this group is Marilyn, there is only one major policy for her, that is, only Qiao Zhi is the head of the horse.

Qiao Zhi hurriedly evacuated, and the instructions given to her were to remain neutral, not to get involved in any party disputes, and not to stand out on their own.

All reports are neutral and objective, and never deliberately biased.

This principle, after Marilyn followed Qiao Zhi into the expedition, was strictly followed by the two vice presidents.

They may have other intentions in mind, but they will not do it for a short time, and who knows when their nominal president will return?

Also, the actual Emperor Qiao Zhi is even more fearful of them.

There is another one, the Moon Child, who is responsible for supervising them, is also eyeing them from the side.

Today, it is this unique and neutral media company that also published "Collision with Pu Xuan", which is nothing less than a clear behavior of taking sides!

In the eyes of the public, the camp against the collision with the general has one more general!

In Lao Bangpu's opinion, there is one more "fake nes"!

The bed was instantly determined, and the habit became natural in the hand, and the word "fake nes" was typed, and it was pushed with a little bit, and with a whoosh, it was a new Twitter message that spread all over the world!

The world also received it immediately!

However, there are only two words lonely, which is the meaning of me?

Could it be that this Twitter-obsessed Alzheimer's president has nothing to do with his mess?

People who are more concerned want to find out what is going on through other channels.

However, before they could do anything, another Twitter message followed, this one was sent by Ivanka.

This is Ivanka's follow-up post behind Bump's Twitter message.

The content of the post is very simple, just one sentence, "The above-mentioned 'fake nes' qualitative refers specifically to the immeasurable media company "Collision Pu Xuan". ”

Immediately afterwards, Ivanka issued a notice on behalf of White House press director Sanders, officially canceling the concession of all journalists under Wuliang Media to enter the White House.

Their credentials for entering the White House to participate in press conferences are the only fruits of other media outlets that oppose the collision with the White House after they were barred from entering the White House.

Well, now that it's all right, the White House has become a no-go zone for such an uncrowned king.

These media are only now understanding that no matter how good they are, they are only uncrowned kings after all, like the real king of the president.

Just when everyone saw that Ivanka and the White House press director explained and supported each other one after another, Lao Bangpu tweeted several times in succession, like an automatic rifle shooting at high speed.

The second tweet said: "Wuliang Media is a fake company!"

Ivanka originally wanted to give her father a suggestion, the first "fake nes" in order to grab the time limit, just go out, she made up for the loopholes, and she can get by, don't worry about the followers, plan and act again.

But it was her father, the first in the world to have a quick temper, where could he hold it, and immediately fired at the company that caused the accident!

As soon as this cannon is fired, it will never come back, and this time it is by name!

However, to say that people are fake companies, it seems too reluctant to rely on a qualitative political paper just now!

If this is pulled up, it is estimated that there will be endless troubles.

But at this time, it's too late to regret it, so I can only bite the bullet and look at Ivanka's adaptability.

In short, you can't do nothing, it's too embarrassing.

Fortunately, Ivanka was in a hurry, and a big patch was immediately put up.

She repeated the same trick and tweeted: "Exactly! The company that publishes false news nails itself to the pillar of shame of the fake company! Especially against the president, the crime is added to the crime!"

Ivanka's argument is not invincible, but at least it can be invincible.

Once that immeasurable media sues him, it can be a lawsuit and dragged into endless and lengthy procedures.

One is the most authoritative president in the world, and the other is the largest media company in the United States, which is estimated to be the largest media company in the world.

So, I put everything else on hold and just watched the excitement.

This may seem like a no-brainer, but it's far from it!

This kind of excitement is their biggest business at present!

Because any news in the world is not as newsy as this bumping fight.

Moreover, they rebroadcast the content of the tweet while watching it, and of course, by the way, they also found out the cause of the tweet.

That is the "Begging Pu Xuan".

Everyone is cunning and cunning, and when they see this, they can't help but be full of surprises.

This thing, not to mention the violent temper of Bang Pu, has to be anxious for anyone.

Even if you can't kick a fart with three kicks, the honest head has to be annoying to be in a hurry.

Just by virtue of bumping Pu on weekdays, he still does two or three pushes to do things, and this time it is estimated that it is another Twitter explosion!

If you don't seize such an opportunity, it will also set off a little storm, what qualifications do you have to engage in the media!

So they transferred all the elite soldiers and strong generals one after another, and the soldiers were divided into two ways, one for intelligence and the other for commentary!

Engage in the situation in a timely manner to track the new movements of the two sides of the fight, and strive to be inseparable from them.

Those who engage in comments use clever tongues to describe the psychology, words, and trends of the struggle between the two sides.

After a period of bustling rebellion, three or four hundred media outlets focused on the president and the immeasurable struggle.

At this time, Washington's article is impossible to think of if it is not famous.

In the blink of an eye, the whole world is studying "Seeking Collision with Pu Xuan".

If you don't study it, you don't know this important point in the United States, don't you feel outdated?

Even shameful!

In this way, Bangpu's reputation is once again famous!

However, it is still too early to say whether it is good or bad.

Because the struggle between the two sides is still in a state of stalemate.

The final effect depends on the outcome of the struggle between the two sides, and who can prevail in the end.

Of course, if one side is completely defeated, there is no need to evaluate the consequences, because the consequences are already self-evident.

As soon as everyone was ready, the third bullet of Bangpu was already discharged.

"Washington is a fake copywriter!"

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