Chapter 133: Go back to your own house and find your own mother
"Shut your pig's mouth, shall we make friends?"
Summer has always been a player who speaks amazingly and mutters for two seconds to amplify his moves, so when this sentence came out of his mouth, it naturally surprised everyone.
Of course, the ability to attract hatred is also quite terrifying, directly attracting all the hatred values of Wang Nima to Li Zimeng.
Wang Nima first put a shocking look at Summer, but his rank was too low, and Summer's rank was too high, and this shocking look was directly missed by Summer.
Wang Nima didn't give up, and then saw that after the cooldown of the taunt skill bar was completed, he directly taunted Xia: "Boy, who are you? Do you know who my dad is? You dare to scold me?"
Seeing that Wang Nima is like a common villain in novels, the first sentence is that do you know who my dad is, and he smiled slightly: "Anyway, your surname is Wang, I know that your father is not Li Gang, and I didn't scold you, I just want to make friends with you." ”
"Make friends, do you call others pigs?" Wang Nima's face was very ugly, and his tone was very serious, it seemed that if Xia Xia didn't give him a reasonable explanation, I was afraid he would be angry.
But for the summer who had just beaten Wang Nyima and his father, Wang Nyima's angry expression, he didn't have any waves in his heart after seeing it, and even wanted to laugh a little.
He coughed and said, "You're wrong, I said you're a pig, not to scold you, but to praise you." ”
"Huh?" Wang Nima was so angry that his face turned the color of pig liver, and when he wanted to say something, Xia Yi raised his hand: "Let me ask you, is the pork fragrant?"
Wang Nima was stunned, "What do you mean?"
"I ask you, is the pork fragrant. ”
"Incense?" said Wang Nima.
Xia said: "Is the pork head meat delicious?
Wang Nima swallowed: "That's right. ”
Xia said: "What about the pig's head, it's delicious, and the pig's trotters are also rich in collagen, and it's also beautiful, are you right?"
Wang Nyima said: "My favorite food is pig's trotters. ”
"That's right. Summer clapped his hands: "What else is the pork kidney, the kidney, the pork liver is bright, the pig intestine and small intestine are all delicious, etc., etc., etc...... Pigs are all treasures, they are simply the treasures of the world, so why are you scolding you when you say that you are a pig? I am praising you. ”
After Xia finished speaking, Wang Nyima stood there and was directly stunned.
Seeing this, Summer added: "You said it yourself, what I said is right, do you have anything to refute me?"
"No!" Wang Nima Muna shook her head.
Xia said: "That's right, then I said that you are a pig, do you think I am scolding you?"
Wang Nima shook her head: "You're not scolding me." ”
Xia said: "Pigs are full of treasures, I said you are a pig, are you praising you?"
Wang Nima looked at Xia, and suddenly he stretched out his hand: "Thank you, I misunderstood you just now." ”
Summer said: "Yes, you misunderstood me just now, I said that you are the best thing in the world, you are not happy, you know how sad you make me......"
Summer said that he was wronged there, so that Lin Congcong and the others, who were stunned on the side, all glanced at each other, and secretly said in their hearts that Summer is simply terrible, this is simply a drama spirit Oh no, the king of actors is alive.
"Don't talk about it......"
Wang Nima, who was being brainwashed by Summer Balabala, suddenly shouted, then hugged Summer and patted Summer on the back hard: "You moved me, I was moved to tears." ”
Summer pushed Wang Nyima away: "Don't cry, you should be happy, from today onwards you have to face up to your identity and tell me, I am a pig, I am a big fat pig." ”
Wang Nyima raised his hand: "I am a pig, a big fat pig." ”
"Poof......
Lin Congcong and the others on the side finally couldn't help it and laughed, and Li Zimeng could see his stomach even more when he laughed.
Wang Nyima said angrily: "What are you laughing at?"
Li Zimeng said: "I laugh at you for being stupid, you actually said that you are a pig, and you are so happy." ”
Saying that, she came to Wang Nima's side and patted the other party's shoulder: "We have known each other for many years, and I kindly told you that if you are a pig, I am scolding you, and my boss will pit you." ”
Summer was a little speechless: "Hey, how did you rebel." ”
Li Zimeng said: "Boss, Wang Nima's IQ is already low, and it is not right to bully fools." ”
"Poof. Xia also smiled: "Okay, then you can sell melon seeds to Wang Fool later." ”
"Okay. ”
Li Zimeng nodded, and then said to Wang Nima: "Nima, listen to me, be a person again, don't be a pig, he is cheating you." ”
"You're cheating me. ”
Unexpectedly, Wang Nima directly retorted: "What's wrong with being a pig, the whole body of the pig is a treasure, I will be a pig, I am a pig." ”
"Uh. ”
Li Zimeng looked confused.
Wang Nima said: "Li Zimeng, are you jealous of me, envy me for being a pig?"
Li Zimeng was speechless, and then said angrily: "No one cares about you, if you like to be a pig, be a pig, stew you sooner or later, and eat pork." ”
Then Li Zimeng came to Xia and said aggrievedly: "Boss, this person is really interesting, his IQ is really in arrears." ”
Summer said, "He still has to thank me." ”
"Thank you. ”
At this time, Wang Nima Chong Xia said: "Thank you, it was you who made me find the reverse of life, it was you who made me redefine myself, thank you, your great kindness I will never forget." ”
"You're welcome, you're welcome, we still have something to do, let's go get busy first. ”
Xia waved his hand, and then took Li Xingmeng and others to quickly slip away, and Wang Nima returned to the venue where he held the event after Xia and the others left.
His subordinates, seeing the happy smile on his face, couldn't help but ask, "Boss, what makes you so happy?"
Wang Nyima said: "Someone told me it was a pig today, so I'm happy." ”
His subordinate almost fell on the leg when he heard this.
Wang Nima said: "Why, why don't you seem to be happy for me, I said that you are a pig, are you not happy?"
"Can I tell the truth, boss?" said the man.
Wang Nyima said: "Say." ”
The subordinate said: "You are my boss, you say I am a pig, I am happy, but ......"
The subordinate paused for a moment, and then said, "But if you are not my boss and dare to call me a pig, I will directly kill you." ”
"Pig, boss, that's a pig, I eat pig food every day, I sleep after eating every day, and sometimes I hit the wall when I walk, that's a stupid pig who scolds you, boss. Wang Nima was originally happy, but after listening to the words of his subordinates, he suddenly came to his senses as if he wanted to be enlightened: "Trough, what you said makes sense." ”
"It's not a good idea, he's really scolding you, stupid pig. The subordinate blurted out in a hurry, and Wang Nyima slapped his subordinates in the face angrily: "Who is the stupid pig scolding, who is the stupid pig......
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