Song Mengcheng took a good shower, looked at his face in the mirror, and suddenly had a sigh of "life in the world, suddenly like a traveler from afar".

Song Mengcheng once read a poem by Emperor Wen of Sui Emperor Yang Jian, called "Banquet of Qin Xiao King Yu Bingzhou":

The red face is a few times, and the jade appearance is fleeting.

Once the flowers fall, the gray hair is difficult to get rid of.

Next year after the year, who has and who doesn't.

Even an emperor like Emperor Wen of Sui has such a sigh of life.

And today I almost died inexplicably at the hands of a few robbers, and when it was true, luck, and life.

In order to wash away the bad luck of this body, Song Mengcheng decided to give himself half of the wind and dust.

Of course, this purpose, he did not say.

I just made an appointment with my roommate and said that I would invite all the members of the 512 dormitory to go to the holiday beach for a swim, barbecue, and play for a day.

This proposal was supported by the dormitory, all members.

For no other reason, the beauties in swimsuits are too attractive.

For this trip, Song Mengcheng simply called Zeng Yongfang to help rent a bus in the travel company, and gave Liu Lei 1,000 yuan to buy barbecue materials, beer, drinks, and snacks.

"Xiaocheng, how many things do we have to buy here, can we finish eating?" Liu Lei took 1,000 yuan and was stunned there.

"There are 12 of us, no, it's 13, let Zhao Xudong call his girlfriend too. You inform the beauties of 512 that if they have good sisters, they will also call them together to create some opportunities for a few bachelors in our dormitory. Song Mengcheng said.

"Okay, leave this to me, I'll call a few more. Liu Lei put the money in the fart pocket of his jeans and said.

"I can remind you that the beauty called must pass the test. Song Mengcheng said seriously.

"What standard do you say, is it a flower-level, or is it beautiful or cute?" asked Liu Lei.

"The standard is that when you see this person, you can't be disgusted, the requirements are not too high, too beautiful, I'm afraid that the brothers in our dormitory, the strength is not allowed." ”

"Hahahaha, okay, promise to complete the task. Liu Lei replied with a laugh, turned around and went out to contact the 512 dormitory, as well as make a big purchase.

Song Mengcheng threw a camera to Han Li: "Ah Li, give you a chance to get close to the beauty, you study this camera, and you will be responsible for taking pictures of everyone when the time comes." ”

Han Li took the camera, his face was dazed, and he said, "It's a good thing to get close to a beautiful woman, but how can you use this thing?"

"Forget it, I'll teach you. Song Mengcheng said helplessly.

Han Li's life ability was so poor, he was simply a science and technology blind, Song Mengcheng was helpless, took the camera and turned it to automatic mode, and began to teach Han Li how to operate it hand in hand.

After teaching Han Li the simple operation method, Song Mengcheng told him how to take pictures in order to make his photos look better.

Song Mengcheng said: "After the camera is turned to automatic mode, the most important point when taking a photo is the composition, which is directly related to the quality of the photo. ”

"Xiaocheng, you wait, what do you mean by composition?" Han Li interrupted Song Mengcheng's words.

"The composition is, uh......" Song Mengcheng originally wanted to explain it professionally, but he was afraid that Han Li wouldn't understand, so he changed his way to explain.

"The composition is simply framing, do you see this LCD screen? When you shoot people, you shoot them wherever they look good. ”

Song Mengcheng pointed the lens of the camera at Chen Yongxu, who was sitting on the bed reading in the dormitory, and Chen Yongxu's picture was immediately displayed on the LCD screen.

Song Mengcheng said: "Look, if I shoot Chen Yongxu, if I shoot the background, his bed is so messy, it's not good-looking, you just shoot Chen Yongxu's upper body at this time, just give a big close-up, and the background or something is as faded as possible."

If we want to photograph both people and beautiful scenery, you should try to take full-body photos, and try not to have some superfluous or ugly things in the scenery you take. ”

Han Li said, "Xiaocheng, you go to the corridor, I'll take a picture of you for you to see." ”

Song Mengcheng walked out of the door and posed on the cement wall leaning against the corridor.

After taking the photo, Song Mengcheng glanced at the screen and said: "Look at the photos you took, this cement wall is all inclined and affects the beauty, and there is more ground, less sky and outside scenery, the whole photo is very incongruous, you come over and I'll take a picture of you." ”

Han Li also followed Song Mengcheng's example, leaning against the cement wall of the corridor and posing for a pose.

Song Mengcheng took a photo, handed it to Han Li and said, "You take a look at this and study it yourself." ”

Han Li took the camera, looked at it, and said with a smile, "It's much better than what I shot." ”

"Your task today is to learn how to compose pictures thoroughly, go around the campus and find a few beautiful women to shoot, but I will give you a suggestion, try to take close-ups when shooting beautiful women, the scenery is not important. Song Mengcheng explained to Han Li again.

Han Li just didn't have much contact with things, so he didn't have enough experience, so he wasn't stupid.

This afternoon, he took a lot of photos to show Song Mengcheng, many of them were still good, and Song Mengcheng also helped him point out some advantages and disadvantages.

After lunch the next day, everyone gathered at the West Gate, and the bus had already stopped there and waited.

Several beauties in the 512 dormitory and their friends got into the car first, and Chen Yongxu helped Liu Lei carry the barbecue materials.

The car was about to start, and Zhao Siyu shouted: "Master, wait a minute, I still have a friend who hasn't arrived." ”

Three minutes later, Zhao Siyu opened the car window and shouted at a girl: "Hurry up, hurry up, you're just one of you." ”

The girl got into the car, trotted briskly, got into the car and said "I'm sorry." The girl in the seat next to Zhao Siyu was still apologetically saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late." ”

"It doesn't matter. ”

"You're not late, it's too early. ”

"Beautiful women can be forgiven even if they are late. ”

Everyone in the car comforted the girl who had just gotten in the car.

The car started, some people chatted quietly, others leaned back in their seats and rested with their eyes closed.

As the contact person of the event, Liu Lei is naturally responsible for the atmosphere.

Liu Lei walked to the position behind the bus driver, stood on the railing, and said loudly: "Welcome to the holiday beach trip, let me hear your screams." ”

Everyone is young, and they are very cooperative with this kind of heckling.

Both boys and girls screamed "whoa", and those who leaned back in their seats to sleep were also cheered up.

Liu Lei continued: "First of all, we have invited the four new beauties to introduce themselves, and everyone applauds. ”

"I'll do it first. The girl who was late took the initiative to stand up: "Hello everyone, my name is Wang Huimin, from Taiyuan, Shanxi, in Class 2 of the Chinese Department." ”

Another girl also stood up: "Hello everyone, my name is Liu Fangling, I am from Zhanjiang, and I am also in the second class of the Chinese Department. ”

"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Shengnan, a local. ”

"Hello everyone, my name is Lin Zhaodi, and I am also a local. ”

After everyone introduced, Liu Lei said: "Let us welcome again with warm applause." ”

Song Mengcheng thought that the names of Chen Shengnan and Lin Zhaodi were very interesting, and they were both Hainan natives. From the name, it can reflect the seriousness of patriarchy in this place, a "winning man" and a "Zhaodi" all come from the parents' expectations for their sons.

Liu Lei continued to increase the heat and said loudly: "Today is our collective outing, and it is a pleasure to play, and each of us has a talent show, okay?"

"Good!" everyone applauded in agreement.

Liu Lei said: "Let me announce the rules, I will find someone to start with, and then the performer will designate the next performer, who should I start with?"

"I'll do it first. Chen Shengnan took the initiative to stand up.

"It's really a winning man, and sure enough, the woman doesn't let her eyebrows. Gao Weiqiang said with a smile.

"I'm going to sing a song to everyone, and it's called 'Yesterday Once More.'"

This song is a song sung by the famous American band Carpenter, composed in 1973, is a nostalgic style track, once shortlisted for the Oscar centennial golden song, although nearly 30 years have passed, it is still a song that everyone, especially English students, likes to sing.

Basically, the students in the bus will hum a few words.

The final climax is almost done by everyone singing together.

The next step is the designation of performers, but most of them are random, but they almost maintain a convention that girls designate boys, and boys designate girls to perform happily.

The performances are mostly singing, poetry recitals, or jokes.

It was Zhao Siyu's turn to perform, and after Zhao Siyu grew a song, he formulated Song Mengcheng as the performer.

Song Mengcheng said: "I can't sing songs, I can't be poems, I am the legendary Song Mengcheng who can't do this, I can't do that, so I decided to tell you a joke." ”

"Okay!" Zhao Xudong learned Uncle Benshan's voice and slapped him.

Han Li and Chen Yongxu also howled, "Okay!"

Everyone laughed, and Zhao Siyu said, "Don't make trouble, Xiaocheng hasn't started talking yet." ”

Another burst of laughter.

Song Mengcheng said: "With everyone's active cooperation, my joke is over. ”

A few girls stopped doing it, and said one after another: "No, this is everyone adjusting the atmosphere, you can't count it as what you said, if you can't talk about it, you have to talk about one." ”

Song Mengcheng smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll talk about one." ”

"On the first day of school, the class asked to introduce themselves. A male classmate walked up to the podium and said, "Hello everyone, my name is You Yong, I am from Beijing, I love to play chess!" After speaking, he went down, and the next one was a girl, who walked up to the podium shyly and introduced herself nervously: "I ...... My name is Xia Qi... I love swimming."

After a pause of seven or eight seconds, everyone laughed, and Zhao Xudong learned the woman's voice and said, "I like to swim." ”