ps: This chapter is a bit of a cardin, not very funny! Update later, haven't eaten yet!

.............. Time: 19:33 on April 6, 2020

Lu Ming looked at the screen, listening to what Wang Fatzi said, and blinked.

Lu Ming: "Sun Zai, is he famous"?

Wang Fatzi: "Yes, grandpa".

Lu Ming: "I didn't dream."

Wang Fatzi: "No".

"Does that grandson hurt?" Lu Ming said and patted Wang Fatzi's thigh lightly.

"It doesn't hurt". Wang Fatzi watched Lu Ming return honestly.

"What, it doesn't hurt"?

"That's right."

only heard a bang, and Wang Fatzi was directly punched by Lu Ming and flew to the corner.

Lu Ming looked at Wang Fatzi: "Grandson, does it hurt"?

Wang Fatzi got up from the corner of the wall and looked at Lu Ming with an excited face, why did he always feel that something was wrong there?

But he still answered Lu Ming honestly: "Grandpa, it hurts."

"It hurts".

"yes, it hurts."

"Hahaha, grandson, it seems that I haven't dreamed, I can still feel the pain" Lu Ming stood directly on the sofa and laughed, from now on, I Lu Ming will also have a bunch of fan sisters, when the time comes.

Lu Ming stood on the stage, and there were a bunch of fans under the stage: "This little Lori, I want it, take it away."

Wang Fatzi stood aside and was very anxious: "My grandfather! You are a big star now, you can't be like this!"

Lu Ming stood on the stage and looked at the little fans in the audience, and glanced at Wang Fatzi.

"Starting today, you will no longer be my agent, you can go! After Lu Ming finished speaking, he waved his hand, and several bodyguards came up and took away Wang Fatzi.

"Don't, don't".

Lu Ming looked at the little fans of Taiwan: "Little fans, no matter how many of you come today, your appearance is above 9 points, come to my room tonight, little Lori is preferred."

"Long live my husband".

"Long live my husband".

"Long live the national husband"!!!

Today's news: Lu Ming, the star of the recent fire, died young due to eating too many Liuwei Dihuang pills and love pills, which caused his body to be overdrawn!

"Grandpa, grandpa".

Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming, who was smirking, and patted his arm.

"Holy,". Lu Ming was so frightened that his whole body trembled with cold sweat, damn it, this is terrible.

Labor and management actually died in their own fantasies.

"Grandpa, you scared me".

Lu Ming sat on the sofa and looked at Fat Wang.

.............

"Grandpa, you eat that type of instant noodles".

In the 24-hour supermarket, Lu Ming stood next to the water boiler, one hand in his pants bag, and the other hand on the water boiler counter.

"I eat Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles". Lu Ming said to Wang Fatzi, who was choosing instant noodles.

On the big night, Wang Fatzi asked Lu Ming to accompany him to buy instant noodles, saying that he was hungry all the way.

At this moment, a beautiful girl came up.

"Girl, get hot water, instant noodles"?

"Hmm".

Lu Ming looked at the girl and smiled slightly.

"So handsome" the girl whispered, then opened the instant noodle box and took the instant noodles.

The girl accidentally got the boiling water and splashed it on her hands: "Ahh

"The girl didn't have burns, did she?" Lu Ming asked a little worriedly.

The girl lowered her head and shook her teeth and said, "Thank you, I'm fine."

Lu Ming turned his head and yelled in the direction of Wang Fatzi: "Grandson, the water here is not boiling, let's buy bagged instant noodles and go back to our own house to boil water and eat noodles."

"Ah, that's it, okay grandpa, by the way, grandpa, come here."

Lu Ming glanced at the girl and said, "Thank you."

turned around and walked in the direction of Wang Fatzi.

Leave the girl alone!

"What's wrong grandson". Lu Ming walked to the shelf and picked up a bag of instant noodles, put it in his hand and weighed it: "The amount is not enough."

"Yes, grandpa, I just want to talk about this, you look at the weight." Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming.

"Then let's stop eating instant noodles?

"It's fine, grandpa".

The two bought two boxes of quick-heating hot pot: "Grandson, I said that the water was not boiling, and the girl helped me try it just now."

Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming: "Grandpa, how did she help you try?"

"Boiling water splashed on her hand and she said it's okay, doesn't that mean it's not hot?

Wang Fatzi: "......... under admiration".

..........

This is a 24-hour unmanned supermarket, and there is a small restaurant in the back for people to eat.

The two of them sat there eating a small hot pot that was hot quickly.

"Hey, I'm also a famous person, I actually want to eat 9.9 self-heating hot pot, hey, I'm too difficult."

Wang Fatzi looked at his mobile phone while eating, and suddenly Wang Fatzi was stunned: "Damn, grandpa's news about you is all gone."

Wang Fatzi handed the phone to Lu Ming to see, and Lu Ming looked at the phone.

Damn, the heartfelt speech of labor and management is gone, and the whole video can't find any resources.

"Holy, what's going on".

........

Inside the big villa.

Shangguan Xue'er was lying on the sofa, holding her mobile phone: "I helped the divine doctor solve a problem again, but the divine doctor is really powerful, I am at least 10 kilometers away from the outer beach, and the divine doctor actually appeared there after 10 minutes, which is amazing."

Lu Ming: "I'm going to thank you,."

...........

Lu Ming looked at the phone screen with a bitter face.

Of course, Lu Ming knew who did it, Shangguan Xue'er, who made up her own opinions, closed her eyes and thought that it was all her, because she was the only one.

"Grandpa, have you offended someone?"

"Nope".

"Then why did the video suddenly disappear".

"I know why."

"No, grandpa, you have to know a little bit about the reason, don't you? I don't believe you don't know anything."

Lu Ming stood up and looked at the ceiling.

"Maybe it's because I'm handsome, it's intolerable."

Wang Fatzi: "........".

"Grandpa, seeing that you are so confident, you should know what is the reason?

Wang Fatzi thought that Lu Ming didn't offend anyone, but he didn't want to be famous, and he happened to know some computer hacker.

Hackers! Legendary characters! At least Wang Fatzi has never seen it!

Lu Ming looked down at Wang Fatzi and said lightly.

"Do you know what's more suspicious, grandson, as far as I know, there's a creature called a pig."

Wang Fatzi was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Why, grandpa, why pigs?"

Lu Ming glanced at Wang Fatzi meaningfully and said, "I don't know."

"It's not grandpa, the question was raised by you, you should know why?"

"I said I don't know".

"Grandpa, you can't know, you said it was a pig, but why are there more questions about pigs?"

Lu Ming looked at Wang Fatzi with shortness of breath: "Damn, you are a pig."

Lu Ming swore that he had never seen such a stupid person, and he was so stupid that he was home.

Ay.

Wang Fatzi: "Grandpa, why?"

Lu Ming: "..........".