332. Year-end inventory seventh
When the convoy arrived at the 'gate' of the Telecommunications and Polytechnic University, it was found that the entry and exit had become much stricter than yesterday.
Although the school did not publicize the "wild ball", when the convoy drove to the football field, the old hooligan was stunned in the car: it was crowded with people, all around and around the football field.
Although it is impossible to broadcast live on TV, in order to leave such a precious "documentary", many TV stations, even the TV station in Xiangjiang, have rushed to come. The school had no choice, so it invited armed police to guard around the stadium, and there was an armed police officer standing every five meters around the stadium.
The old rascal himself really didn't expect it to be so popular!
After the car was parked, he and his group of more than 20 people were surrounded by cameras, reporters, armed police, students and teachers, and walked across the track and towards the stadium.
Of course, reporters asked, such as, Mr. Li, will you participate in the national football team, will you participate in the sports team to represent the country in the next Olympic Games, will you accept apprentices, will many thrilling scenes in your movies really be filmed on location...
The old rascal had to laugh and laugh, I can't answer you now, play football first!
So a head of the propaganda department of the school's party committee said, don't squeeze it, play football first, and then answer your questions after Mr. Li is done.
Of course, the school football team of the 'Jiaotong University' University knows that it will not win this time, but "the emphasis is on participation"! If Li Yifan really became a "flyer" on the court, then this official "wild ball" would be famous.
What about the old rascal, of course, before coming, it has been decided, and the emphasis is on cooperation, but it is absolutely necessary to "perform", otherwise I can't live with the audience, and the strong buddies will definitely "regret it for life".
So, the old rascal began to change his jersey, and the uniform was prepared by Brother Qiang in advance: the No. 10 jersey!
The original number 10 was replaced by 101.
During the five-minute warm-up before the game, the old rascal ignored the chirping of the camera and the cameraman next to him giving him a close-up...
The referee's whistle sounded!
Suddenly, there was a roar and horns around the stadium, just like an official ball game.
But I listened to the audience around me and kept saying, "Flyer, flyer!"
"Jump up, jump up!"
"World 'waves', world 'waves'!"
Of course, the opening remarks should be 'fine' color, after the old rascal gets the ball, he immediately runs with the ball, passes, of course, will definitely be obstructed!
The old hooligan directly came to the ball with both feet, rose from the ground, crossed several players, landed seven or eight meters away, stopped, and then ran a few steps, picked up the football, picked up 3 meters high, jumped two meters, and volleyed 'pumping' and 'shooting'!
The world 'wave', the football draws a curve in the air, with a whistling sound, towards the ball 'goal'!
The goalkeeper was a little scared, he felt that even if he could block the ball, he would definitely have to suffer the "unforgettable pain of impact"!
Obviously, he couldn't block it, and the ball came straight into the top corner and fell into the net!
Less than half a minute: 1:0!
This is what the audience wants, whether it is their own or the opposing player's want, and the reporter and the "camera" want this effect!
Then, the old hooligan just cooperated with his own players, passed the ball to them, created opportunities for them, and the audience, after ten minutes or so, began to shout again: "Come one, come one!"
What about the old rascals?
Stand in your own penalty area and serve instead of the 'goalkeeper'!
"World 'wave', world 'wave'!"
Of course, the old rascal is not a god, this "world 'wave'" deviated, crossed the opponent's ball 'goal', flew outside the football field, flew over the heads of the spectators outside the stadium, flew out, flew more than 30 meters before stopping!
The old rascal, of course, did not use all his strength!
The explosive power of his 'legs' has reached more than 2,000 kilograms!
At this time, that network of heat is dense all over the body!
Although it deviated and the audience let out a cry of regret, the game still went on!
Then almost every 10 minutes, the audience seems to have a tacit understanding, and they will shout: "Come one, come one!"
It's hard to disobey the public!
At the end of the first half, the score was 5:0, and the old hooligan scored three and created two chances for his teammates!
Then rested, the old rascal came to the two 'women' and the bodyguards, took the 'hair' towel, wiped it, and took a few sips of pure water.
Energy is conserved, and the energy paid by the old rascal on the field has exceeded that of the strong buddies several times.
Where does the old rascal's energy come from? From the food he eats, of course, but only a small part, most of it comes from the heat flow of his body.
What the old rascal didn't know was that since he could breathe "finitely" in the water;
Then, he can also absorb "some kind of energy" on land, unconsciously;
This kind of energy, the old rascal could not feel now, and the chick who always said in front of him, and understood naturally when he should understand, did not tell him.
However, the old rascal 'touched' his belly at this time, and smiled at the two 'women': "Hehe, breakfast is almost finished!"
During the intermission, of course, the reporter ran up to ask questions again, but of course he was persuaded by the bodyguard team and the head of the propaganda department.
The second half began, and as soon as the audience came on, the audience shouted tacitly: "Come one, come one!"
The old rascal shook his head, smiled, and brought them one.
In the second half, of course, there must be a high 'tide'!
What kind of goal is the most 'exciting' on the pitch?
Of course it's not a world wave, it's not a corner, it's not a free kick, it's not an own goal!
It's a goal that has passed five levels and six generals, and has been blocked from the penalty area, and then has been passing the ball to the opponent's penalty area, and then crossed the opponent's 'goalkeeper', and then gently kicked the ball in!
The old hooligan did this at this time, although the ability of the school-level football team was remarkable, but the old hooligan went all the way, and when he finally scored, he suddenly reached a high 'tide' off the field.
In the second half, the audience seemed to know that such an opportunity was rare in the future, basically every 5 minutes, they shouted to come, what about the old rascal?
I used the ability to fly on the grass, of course, only 3 meters in one step, I used the ability to pull onions on dry land, of course, the highest time was 5 meters, and I used the ability to turn heels in the air, of course, I didn't use all the "skills"...
Of course, when the score reached 12:0 and the game was near the end, the players of Telecommunications and Polytechnic University seemed to have a tacit understanding, no longer worked hard, and let the opponent score a goal.
12:1!
The referee began to signal: one minute of extra time!
"World 'wave', world 'wave'!"
Such a voice sounded outside the stadium again!
Although the world's 'wave' is not the most 'exciting' goal, it is the most "eye-catching" goal.
Everyone inside and outside the stadium fell silent, and even the opposing players stopped and watched the old hooligan stand in his own penalty area.
"Auntie's 'milk', 'milk', it's too far, boss, I can kick so far, but I may not be able to enter the 'door', help! The last one, call it a perfect day!"
Then, three or four seconds of vertigo!
Since being transformed, the old hooligan's "vertigo" time has also changed from the original maximum of "more than ten seconds" to "three or four seconds"!
Inside and outside the field, people and machines have "seen" such a scene: I saw Li Yifan or Mr. Li or Boss Li retreat four or five meters away from the ball, and then run forward, and then slammed the 'legs' and kicked them violently!
I saw the football jump up and "whistle" in the air!
In less than a few seconds, suddenly, a roaring shout sounded!
Absolute "world 'wave'"!
If you don't enter the 'door', it's not called "the world's 'wave'", it's called "jerking off".
Perfect Finish: 13:1!
The old hooligan scored 6 goals and created 5 chances for his side!
The game was over, and reporters flocked to it;
And those questions were asked.
The old rascal knows that if he doesn't send it well, he will definitely chase after him.
"Hehe, I won't participate in the national football team or other track and field national teams, these competitions are for normal people, hehe, do you think it makes sense for me to jump 5 meters casually to compete for the Olympic high jump gold medal?"
"Do you think you would enjoy watching a ball game like this a few times, and if you see my performance on TV every few days in the future, will football still be interesting?"
"If you want to watch it, go watch my movie, in the movie, my performance will be more 'fine' than just now! ”
"I'm sorry, I don't accept apprentices, I don't accept apprentices before the age of 40! I'm not old yet, I don't want people to call me teacher or master or something! Hehe, I don't even have a baby!"
"I'm sorry, I'm not going to be in the Olympics, I hope you understand, such a gold medal doesn't mean anything to me, and it doesn't mean anything to the country. As long as everyone knows that human potential is unlimited, it would be fine. Hehe, I also hope that in twenty or thirty years, decades, or hundreds of years, our Olympic athletes will be better than me..."
"Oh, you said Lanyin Investment, it's not mysterious, maybe it will be listed in the future, and when it is listed, everyone will know. ”
"Hehe, you said I have 20 billion US dollars, I really don't, but 20 billion yuan is now!"
"Do charity, I will, I will continue to do it, help people in need. Hehe, but some people don't write to me to ask for money, that's useless, give money or not, Lanyin Charity will investigate!"
"Oh, donate money to build a library like Mr. Shao, of course, but take your time, starting next year, we will support 2 to 3 schools to build libraries every year, not only libraries, but also scholarship programs!"
"Will you go to Xiangjiang to open a branch of Lanyin Investment? Hehe, yes, you wait for the news, but not too fast, not too slow!"
"When are you going to get married, haha, don't you ask this question, don't you see the two of them blushing? When you get married, I will tell you, I'm still young, I'm only 19 years old!"
"Alas, do you think I will become a Xiangjiang person? Why do you want to separate the Xiangjiang people from the Huaxia people? The Xiangjiang people are also Huaxia people! No matter what, I will not become a foreigner, don't worry!"
"Greenyn Real Estate, hehe, don't ask me this question, I don't care about Greenyn Real Estate!"
"It's TVB again? I've said it a few times, and I won't buy it for the time being. Hehe, as for whether to acquire it in the future or not, it depends on the situation!"
"This is not a toy, and we will announce the results of the 'bed' in the middle of January next year. Of course, if there are protective forces that don't want us to sell this electromagnetic needle in their sphere of influence, I can't do anything about it. It's a shame that good things can't be shared. ”
"Yes, yes, but let's talk about the specific results of the 'bed' when we are covered with 'dew', of course we can't cure all diseases, how can there be such a good thing in this world, the effect of strengthening the body is absolutely there! We have never said that it can cure all diseases. ”
"Hehe, Lanyin Investment's salary is okay in China, but it is still far worse than Wall Street, I hope that outstanding talents in China will hand me a resume." ”
"Hehe, will you come to colleges and universities to hold job fairs, I'm sorry, because Lanyin Company has just been established today, so all the recruits are with work experience, next year, in October next year, we will go to excellent colleges and universities across the country to hold job fairs!"
"Will I take a break from school because I'm busy with work? I really can't say this, I can only say that I will try my best to take every exam. ”
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After surrounding the old hooligans on the field for an hour.
The old rascal scratched his head and said depressedly: "Okay, big brothers, big sisters, grandpa's, 'milk', let me spare me today, and I will have a chance to answer your questions in the future, let me go to dinner!
Of course, the old rascal said so, and the uncrowned kings laughed and let him go.
Leaving separately, Lao Liu hooligan beckoned to Brother Qiang outside the crowd, and this guy immediately drilled through the crowd and squeezed in.
"I won't eat at noon, let's do it in the evening!"
After saying that, the old rascal reported a very affordable and high-end restaurant, so that the players who participated in the ball game today, including their own or the opponent's, on the field or on the bench, coaches, referees, as well as the Propaganda Department of the Telecommunications and Polytechnic University who presided over the game today, the Youth League Committee, the school's sports department, and the relevant people of the security department went to dinner in the evening.
"Okay, Lu Juan, you contact this Brother Qiang, after he reports the list, you contact the hotel before 4 o'clock in the afternoon, if there are not enough tables in this hotel, change it. ”
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Then, head to the convoy!
In the Audi A8, Lu Mei drove the car, and the three old hooligans sat in the back seat.
The old rascal said: "I can't participate in this kind of competition in the future, this is the only time!"
Wang Zixuan smiled: "I see that you are very happy on the field!"
Yang Damei's 'female' said: "Hehe, husband, I took a lot of beautiful photos of you today!"
"Boss, if you really go to the national football team, it will be fine!"
"Damn, Xiaomei, how many times have I said it? If you don't go, you won't go! Fortunately, boss, I am now a celebrity and a billionaire, otherwise I would have been kidnapped by the Huaxia Academy of Sciences to do human body research! No, after I go back, let Lu Juan recruit 20 more bodyguards, and I have to send 10 to Jiangning!"
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After returning to the villa, I took a "cold water sprinkler", then soaked in a "warm tub", and finally enjoyed a fruit feast.
In the words of the old rascal, my husband can't eat big fish and big 'meat' at noon, he has to keep his belly and eat it at night...
When the two 'women' heard this, they opened their eyebrows and laughed.
This is the old rascal, although he has become a billionaire, but he still feels very "amiable"!
The deeds of the old hooligans shouting "brother and sister, grandfather, 'milk', 'milk'" also came...
No one laughed at him, but everyone felt that this "idol" was more worthy of respect!
Of course, the two 'women' will not attend this dinner, and the old rascal brought 8 male bodyguards...
Brother Qiang, the list provided by this product has about 100 people, far more than the players, coaches and referees of the football teams on both sides.
The presidents and secretaries of both schools, many deans and college secretaries of telecommunications and polytechnic universities have come...
Some players even brought 'girlfriend' friends, making the 'female' and 'sex' of the dinner party reach more than 20.
At this dinner, there were 10 tables, but the old rascal asked each table to bring 12 bottles of Wuliangye, which was twice as much as planned.
This dinner overturned more than 60 people!