Volume 1 Chapter 69: The Boss is Coming
Student Yun Xiaofan, score 2 minutes 05 seconds. β
Yun Zhongfei didn't care about his average or even low grades, and walked out of the examination room with a cheap face.
"Little brother, how is it! Did you give me a face? Mu Nianhan jumped over, hugged Yun Zhongfei's neck, and looked at Yun Zhongfei expectantly with an expectant look. (Readers see two expectations, do you think that I am blind and mistaken, and I have made two expectations, but in fact, it should be one expectation?Then congratulations, you all guessed wrong, I deliberately hit two expectations, the reason is also very simple, as you think, I am for the number of words in water, what? Just two words, what water? There is an old saying I don't know if you have heard of, called mosquito legs are also meat, is it better to talk than to ignore?) Hey, hey, hey, I'm such a calculating person, how do you treat me, I have the ability to use monthly pass recommendation tickets and collections to hit me, I promise not to fight back, just stand here, let you use monthly pass recommendation tickets and collections to smash me, at this time you should have a problem, why do I want to say twice that monthly pass recommendation tickets and collections, the reason is also very simple, and as you think, it is simply for the number of water words, as the so-called water word count has been cool for a while, the number of water words has been cool, I am happy, then you are not happyI don't know this, but I only know that if you give me a monthly pass recommendation ticket and collection, I will be more happy, cool to God, so do you want to see me go to heaven, if you want to see it, give me a monthly pass recommendation ticket and collection, come and don't refuse, please enjoy swaying the monthly pass on me, recommend the ticket and collect it, readers are greatly !!)
"You didn't do well in the exam, you can see for yourself. Yun Zhongfei pointed at the big screen guiltily, and kept giggling, which you used to hide the guilt and embarrassment in your heart.
Mu Nianhan saw the results on the big screen: 2 minutes and 05 seconds, he shouted in his heart, but he still endured the embarrassment in his heart, and smiled at Yun Zhongfei, "Haha, haha, what do you say about the test, it's okay, it's not good, it's not bad, my requirements are not high, so be it." β
Hearing Mu Nianhan say this, Yun Zhongfei's guilt became stronger and stronger, "This, it should be an abnormal performance...... I don't want to get such a low score, but my strength doesn't allow it. β
Mu Nianhan closed his head and said: "Forget it, your strength is not very important, anyway, in this school, you have me to cover it, you don't care about grades and strength or anything, if anyone dares to bully you, you just tell me, leave it to my sister to do, you are responsible for lying down, sister is responsible for taking the fly, showing you what is a high-end operation, and you are responsible for shouting and cheering me when you solve it, and you can be strong." β
Yunzhongfei scratched his head, "Okay, guarantee to complete all tasks!! ensure that you are on call, and ensure that you can strengthen your sister's momentum without limits, no matter where you are, as long as there is something I can do, as long as I say hello, I will arrive immediately, I am willing to be a cow and a horse for you, and I will go to the soup and go to the fire, what is on the knife mountain, what is the sea of fire, it is really just as long as I tell me, I will do it immediately, it is absolutely impossible to have the slightest hesitation, because I am a killer of my feelings, if there is something, just say it." β
Mu Nianhan: ......
"Your tone looks like you're covering me, what's the matter? You want to turn over and sing as a peasant, you want to rebel, you want me to be the boss. β
Flying in the Clouds: ??????
"No, no, no, my loyalty to my eldest sister can be described as heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon at the same time, there is no selfishness at all, I think the rebellion must be planned by the thief, I hope you are aware of everything, and you are still in the next innocence, I am loyal to you, how can I rebel? If one day I really want to rebel, I must be damned, the day hit five thunder out of the door and was hit by a car, buy things without a wallet, talk about girlfriend will be green, spend money to buy things must be counterfeit money, go out and step on shit, once you fall, the face must hit the shit, playing mahjong must not be paste, play ddz1234 no 7, I buy food must rise in price, I play chess must be pointed at, I dance square dance coins can not grab the C position, and can not keep up with the rhythm, today I will put the words here, my flag is here, the beginning of people, sex is good, withdraw I am a bastardγ β
Mu Nianhan: ??????
"Yes, Yun Xiaofan, this little word is neat and tidy, it's quite good at talking cannons, don't say it's quite rhyming, you can do it, shout cheers for me in the future, and when you are a cheerleader, you have to show this style, otherwise you are not worthy of being my little brother, although you are a little brother, but you also have the demeanor of a little brother, what kind of demeanor does the little brother have? β
Flying in the Clouds: ......
"Okay sister, promise to complete all the tasks, when I shout cheers with you in the future, I guarantee that the words are better than this, and leave everything to me! I want you to see my real strength, otherwise how can I be qualified to be your little brother, after all, your little brother is not good, not who wants to be able to be, even if you want to be, it is estimated that you can't look down on it, so your little brother can only be held by me, everyone else is a floating cloud, the position of the little brother is only qualified by me, everyone else is too vegetable, is not worthy of being your little brother. β
"That's right, I like this kind of sycophant, and I will be like this outside in the future, to show the principle that I don't accept the little brother easily, and once I accept the little brother, the little brother must be the dragon and phoenix among the people, let them know that my vision of accepting the little brother is extremely tricky, I don't accept the general little brother, let alone accept it, I won't beat you if I don't accept it, I won't look at them, and just like the little brother, you have the strength to shoot the sycophants, and the flattering little brother is the best. β
Flying in the Clouds: ...... What the hell is flattery, isn't it a derogatory term???? why did you use it directly on me????
"No, no, no, no, this bunch of words I just said is not sycophancy, nor is it flattery, I am just pure and pure, telling the truth, I am a young pioneer, the red scarf flutters on my chest, I can't lie, and too flattery This kind of thing, it's not a good boy like me, a good boy like me, I have known since I was a child to be honest and can't lie, so the big thing I just said is not sycophant or flattery is really the truth, you are really powerful, Sister Han is really awesome, you want to ask me why I only use this one adjective, because my heart has been deeply shocked by you, but I can't find any other adjective to describe your power in this word, my little brother has been completely convinced by you, and has completely surrendered to you, Sister Han is awesome!"
Yun Zhongfei has the strength to interpret what sycophancy and flattery mean at this moment. Although he himself called these truth-telling, it always felt a little strange, and it felt like he was flattering.
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"Host,Your EQ is suddenly high.,You're going to chat with your sister.,Is this to get out of the rhythm of being single??? I'm really pleased.,I used to think that there were a group of good-looking girls around you.,But you don't go up.,Just wonder if you're a man.,Is it a pseudo-man?Even suspect that you might like men.,You have the good of Longyang.,Otherwise, there are so many girls around you.,You don't even go up.γ Fortunately, today I finally saw the host chatting with the girl.,I want to cry now.,But I always feel that you're so humble.,I've been following her words.,And I've been praising him.γ Host, you have really changed, I feel that the two of you have a play~ You have to grasp the host, after all, the girl of this year is not easy to deceive, cherish it when you see one, maybe one day you will be deceived by others, at that time Suzhou you didn't even have time to cry, I wish you happiness~"
Flying in the Clouds: ......
"The system feels that there must be something wrong with your brain, I'm still a child, it's too early for me to fall in love or something. β
System:......
"How many times have I told you, I'm a system, you know the system??? I don't have a physical thing, so strictly speaking, I don't have a brain, I don't have a brain, why do I have a problem with my brain??? and you're still a child??? your family calls a 16-year-old person a child in high school??? if you really say that, then your brain circuit is really quite strange, I'm really drunk. β
"Why can't I be a child??? I'm not big, what's wrong with maintaining a childlike heart??? haven't you heard a sentence, don't you make people old??? not even old now, I said I'm a child, what's the problem? It's just that I'm tall and mighty, but in fact, I have a child's heart, I'm just a child, everyone is a child. β
System:......
"Hehe, I laughed. β
"What's so ridiculous about that? Is it wrong for me to say that I have a childlike heart? Shouldn't I have a young mind? If I have a good mentality, is there anything wrong with that? Am I right if I have a bad mentality? If everyone is like this, how much negative impact will there be in this world? On the other hand, if everyone has a good mentality, then the world will be full of a lot of positive energy, so I say that I have a good attitude is no problem, for the sake of the world, the system of your ideas is very problematic, a bite to deny my point of view, then what do you mean, you mean that you want to make the world full of negative energy, then your thinking is very dangerous, your system is not a good system, you think, once the world is full of negative energy, then the probability of crime will be higher, one day the world will be in chaos, then the culprit is you, so don't think cranky in the future, Because before you know it, you may become a sinner through the ages, no, it is a system of eternal sins, so you have to think about it in the future, and then leave yourself a way out, otherwise it is easy to block your own way, and in the end you can't do anything. β
System:......