"Doctor, is there any cure for Cha Da's disease?" asked Zhu Ciniang anxiously.

The white-clothed old doctor with white hair touched his chin and muttered, and said in a long time: "I haven't seen anyone yet, you ask me if I can be saved?"

"If you don't save it, you don't have to go!" Zhu Ciniang took out her mobile phone and looked at it, her eyes were red, "The manuscript fee can't be covered by the medicine fee, and the money hasn't been paid yet......"

"If it weren't for the fact that you were a woman, believe it or not, I'd beat you out?" the old man was furious.

"Facts! How expensive is it to see a doctor now! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars to go to the doctor......

The old man looked at the girl and sighed long: "Let's video! The cost is 50% off! You can pay by swiping the QR code." ”

Zhu Ciniang said weakly: "I don't have enough traffic." ”

The old man looked at her: "You have a grudge against him, don't you?"

"I mean, what's your crooked password?"

"mdmd666," the old man said angrily.

Zhu Ciniang smiled secretly and hurriedly entered the password.

After a while, a big bald head with a haggard expression appeared on Zhu Ciniang's mobile phone.

"Tea Da, this doctor is going to treat you. ”

"Am I still saved?" asked the bald man with a squint.

"Hair loss is incurable! This is a world-class terminal disease!" the old man picked up his pen and wrote two words, "Name..."

"Tea ......"

The old man raised his eyes and looked at the mobile phone screen seriously, and snorted softly: "Age"

“...... 18”

"Well, premature aging is obvious!" the old man said as usual, and asked again, "occupation?"

"Codeword's. ”

"Hmm, the one who wrote the web?" the old man looked up at the screen.

"Yes. ”

"Have you been feeling any problems lately?"

"The whole body is uncomfortable. The big bald man sighed.

"Lack of money?" asked the old man very calmly, "this is not helped! If you don't write well, you will have no readers, and if you don't have readers, you will have no income, and if you don't have income, you won't have money... There is no cure!"

“......”

The big bald head was angry and yelled: "Porcelain Niang, what kind of doctor are you looking for?"

Zhu Ciniang was also very angry: "I said doctor, how can you sauce purple! Is there such a stimulus to the patient?!"

"How else can I cure this disease from lack of money? You tell me that I have this disease too!" the old man put down his pen and asked rhetorically.

Zhu Ciniang's eyes widened: "Can't you ask something specific? We don't have a shortage of money in the tea hall, and there is money everywhere in the house! There are checks in the pillows!"

"Okay, you're amazing..." The old man looked at his phone, "You, what is uncomfortable, is it a headache or numbness in your hands and feet, or frequent urination, or a sore back?

"One of the strange symptoms is that the tips of my fingers are sweating. The big bald head raised his hands, "I usually don't think it, it's especially obvious when the code word is coded!"

"Well, the fingertips are sweaty, is it a lot?" asked the old man nonchalantly.

"I don't know myself, but it should be quite big, I have water with all the codewords, and the water is all in the book,......" The big bald head looked up at the top a little blankly.

The old man nodded knowingly: "You may have stones in your urethra...... Have you been constipated lately?"

"Stones?... No, I have to drink a lot of water every day. The big bald head looked flustered.

"Yes, the water you drink can't come out of your fingers if you don't go down, it's called functional compensation...... No constipation and no dry goods, it means that the moisture in the body is too heavy, I will prescribe you a medicine......"

"Don't be too expensive!" shouted the big bald head from the other side.

The old man slapped his pen: "Then you are still preparing to go underwater? I have kept your book for half a year! You have only been writing for two days! The title of your book has been thirty years old, are you really going to write until I die?"

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