Text Chapter 45: Tell jokes without driving, drive without telling jokes
Looking at the cars that were parked almost against the green separation belt, Chu Qiankun deeply realized the warning motto told by the policeman Shu Huang: don't drive when telling jokes, don't tell jokes when driving.
Looking at Zheng Xiaoguang, who couldn't stop laughing, Chu Qiankun's eyes lit up, his heart burst with joy, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you move to the back, you are not familiar with the road into the city, I'll drive it." ”
Chu Qiankun had more than ten years of driving experience in his previous life, and he had been sitting in Mercedes-Benz for the past two days, looking at the steering wheel and having been itching for a long time.
"You drive, do you know how to drive?" Zheng Xiaoguang asked hesitantly, "How old are you, when did you learn to drive?"
"My dad used to have a car, and I learned from him. "Chu Qiankun is talking nonsense now, and he doesn't have to breathe at all, and he will come as soon as he opens his mouth.
"Oh, then you try, drive slower. Zheng Xiaoguang looked at the spacious road outside the car, and only occasionally did cars pass by, and promised to let Chu Qiankun open to see.
In his mind, Chu Qiankun would not lie to him, he would definitely be able to drive a car, and he didn't know if it was good or not, if it didn't work, he would stop it immediately.
This is also Zheng Xiaoguang, a nervous and unreliable person, who dared to mess around like this with his name as the third in Qingyun, and changed to any other driver, who dared to take the company's millions of Mercedes-Benz cars and give them to a high school student who does not have a driver's license and will drive it with a question mark.
The luxury car is good, it is very spacious inside, Zheng Xiaoguang is nearly one meter eight tall, and he easily moved to the back seat, and the famous \ organ has not yet sat down, Chu Qiankun scurried to the driver's seat.
Chu Qiankun's predecessor's car is an entry-level Buick Excelle, and he has never had the opportunity to touch a luxury car of this type of Mercedes-Benz in his life, and it is the first time in his life to touch the steering wheel, and he was still a little nervous when he first got started, but it was quickly replaced by a little excitement.
According to the driving habits of his previous life, he adjusted the lower seat and rearview mirror, naturally tied the seat belt, and then briefly observed the center console of the car, gently touched the steering wheel, felt the brake and accelerator on the sole of his foot, put down the handbrake, lightly clicked the accelerator, and drove up numbly.
Zheng Xiaoguang put his worries back in his stomach when Chu Qiankun adjusted the seat and rearview mirror. Seeing that Chu Qiankun is an old driver, there must be no problem driving. The steady start and smooth acceleration in the back proved his judgment.
He is a nervous person, but it doesn't mean that he has no sense of responsibility, and the necessary safety awareness is still deep in his mind, otherwise a person as strict as Li Zhijun, no matter how much he cares about him, he will not dare to put him in the position of driver.
Chu Qiankun, who did not have a driver's license, drove a Mercedes-Benz steadily, in a happy mood, as if the difference between the rich and the poor was in this car. As the old saying goes: take a Mercedes-Benz, drive a BMW, and he is eager to have the opportunity to drive a BMW and deeply understand the difference between them.
When the car arrived at the gate of Chu Qiankun's community, it was already half past ten in the evening, and fortunately there was no traffic police on the way into the city, so it did not cause unnecessary trouble.
However, according to Chu Qiankun's judgment, the Shanshui City traffic police in 04 will not check this kind of luxury Mercedes-Benz at will, and it is not the era of luxury cars in later generations. Although there are more and more wealthy people in this era, million-level luxury cars are still rarely seen in small counties.
Every luxury car of this level will represent either rich or expensive, so the traffic police who deal with vehicles all day long have enough eyesight and will not easily stop the car. Unless you commit a crime, then I'm sorry, the prince is guilty of the same crime as the common people, and the police will unceremoniously harmonize you.
After arriving home, Chu Qiankun reluctantly left the driver's seat and returned the car to Zheng Xiaoguang intact. It's too late today, considering safety, Zheng Xiaoguang is not in a hurry to rush back to Dongzhou, he will find a hotel in Shanshui City to stay for one night, and just go back early tomorrow morning.
Chu Qiankun asked Zheng Xiao to have breakfast together early in the morning, and invited him to taste the characteristics of Shanshui City.
Chu Qiankun, who turned around and was about to walk into the community, took out his mobile phone and made a call as he walked, telling the other party that he had arrived home safely and reporting to the other party that he was safe.
Zheng Xiaoguang didn't drive away immediately, took out a cigarette and stood outside the car to satisfy his hunger. looked at Chu Qiankun, who was walking towards the community and making a phone call, and vaguely listened to the word "sister".
Such an ordinary and ordinary word, but it ignited the fire of gossip in his heart, and the fire of gossip buried in his heart when he picked up Chu Qiankun in Dongzhou and got into the car was ignited again, and the flame was brighter and more fierce than before.
Looking at the back of Chu Qiankun walking into the gate of the community, Zheng Xiaoguang felt that this kid was not easy to deal with, he was a good gag player, and he didn't leak anything when he spoke and did things. I definitely can't ask anything if I talk to him, and it's easier to go back to Dongzhou to set up the tone of Su Da Beauty. Anyway, it is certain to blackmail the pancake fruit for a week, if you dare not confess honestly, you will expose it, expose it ruthlessly, and let him know the character and character of Qingyun Laosan.
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Chu Qiankun did call Su Suyuan, kissed someone before getting in the car, and then ran away shamelessly, no matter what Su Suyuan's attitude towards him, whether he would be angry with himself, whether he would scold himself, he should also call the other party because of his feelings.
Chu Qiankun was ready to be scolded, so after the phone was connected, he didn't give Su Suyuan a chance to speak, and quickly said into the microphone: "Sister Su, I'm home, and the journey is safe." Thank you for your hospitality, and next time I have the opportunity to come to Shanshui City, I will invite you to a special meal. ”
...... , Chu Qiankun said a lot, and then quietly waited for the woman opposite to go crazy.
Things didn't go the way he thought, though.
Su Suyuan listened to him quietly, and waited until he finished speaking, and after a long while, he replied gently: "It's good to arrive safely, I will come to Shanshui City to find you, and I will definitely slaughter you, you are a millionaire now." ”
"Now that you're home, let's rest early. I've been with you in the past two days and I've accumulated a lot of documents, and I have to deal with them quickly, so I won't talk nonsense with you, good night. After saying that, he simply hung up the phone.
Chu Qiankun looked at the phone blankly, his head was a little confused, Su Suyuan didn't get mad, and his tone was very gentle, such a magical thing happened, is it ......?
Early the next morning, Chu Qiankun fulfilled his promise and invited Zheng Xiaoguang to breakfast, and after eating breakfast, he also took a ride that was not on the way, and Zheng Xiaoguang drove around Shanshui City to send him to the school in most circles.
Poor Zheng Xiaoguang really ate the most characteristic breakfast in Shanshui City in the morning: a bowl of salted soybean milk, a fritter, three buns, a total of more than 4 yuan.
It takes a taxi from the place where breakfast is eaten to Shanshui No. 1 Middle School, and the starting price is five yuan, and the money for eating this breakfast is not enough to take a taxi, and what makes people laugh and cry is that the taxi is Pousang, and Zheng Xiaoguang drives a luxury Daben.
Therefore, when Chu Qiankun got out of the car, the depressed and heartbroken Zheng Xiaoguang slammed the accelerator to the end, drove the Mercedes-Benz as a plane, and rushed away, leaving a puff of green smoke for Chu Qiankun.
Hao didn't care that the other party ran away after eating, and after wiping his mouth and not recognizing his six relatives, Chu Qiankun jumped into the school with cheerful steps. Chu Qiankun's mood today is very comfortable, because now the person who walks into the school gate is no longer the poor dick Chu Qiankun, but the multimillionaire Chu Qiankun, this little neck, this waist pole, how can it be so straight and straight!
Chu Qiankun, who had been arrogant for a long time, suddenly found that he was walking alone at the gate of the entire school, the morning of March was still cold, there was not even a sparrow around, and no one appreciated his heroic posture.
Without the appreciation of outsiders, the straight waist bent instantly, and the mood changed sharply from joy to sadness. Chu Qiankun had no choice but to comfort himself: People, you must not be shy, a man like me who is bound to shake the earth is still more suitable for a low-key profile.
In the classroom of the third (1) class of high school, the top students are still sitting in their seats early and studying seriously, working so hard every day, as long as they are not stupid, it is impossible not to be a top student.
Chu Qiankun disappeared for a day, and when he appeared in his seat, he didn't attract anyone's attention. took a set of math problems and the MP3 with "Red Cliff Drunk", tiptoed to Wang Xinyan's side, and whispered: "Wang Xinyan, if Ouyang Duxue comes to class, you tell him, I'll wait for her in the playground." ”
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