I still have such a great ability to affect your IQ? Okay, since you're going to pretend to be confused, there's no need for us to talk about it. You came all the way to see me, and it stands to reason that I should do my landlord's friendship and invite you to a meal. It's just that we are eating prison food here, you must not be used to it, please take care of yourself, goodbye!" Lu Yao finished speaking, and put the microphone.

"Wait!" Fang Fang immediately raised his left hand, which was hanging his handbag, and slapped the glass wall twice in a hurry, and asked anxiously, "Can I eat with you?"

"Yes, are you willing to eat prison food?" Lu Yao asked.

"As long as I can eat with you, I'm willing. Fang Fang said happily.

"Not to eat alone with me, but with us big guys in the prison barn. If you really like to be in the company of our prisoners, come in, and I'll organize a welcome ceremony first. Lu Yao said unhurriedly.

Fang Fang came back to her senses, her eyebrows straightened, her eyes widened, and she scolded angrily: "Lu Yao, you bastard! Do you want me to go in and go to jail with you? Your conscience is really bad! It's so bad!"

"Hey, hey, just now you kept saying to me that you are willing to do everything for me, even if you pay with your life, why do you change your face when you turn around? You come in and go to prison with me, it's better than paying for your life, right? Okay, don't raise your eyebrows and gnash your teeth, you go back and think about it, I'll wait for you inside. After Lu Yao finished speaking, he immediately buckled the microphone, turned around and walked towards the door.

Fang Fang, who was extremely indignant, stared at Lu Yao's thin back with hatred, his eyes as if they were about to spew sparks and turn Lu Yao into ashes. When Lu Yao's back disappeared behind the door, a sinister sneer appeared on her little face.

Lu Yao returned to the prison and had lunch not long after. After the pheasant brought the rice bowl to Lu Yao, he sat directly opposite Lu Yao, and while eating, he asked: "Big brother, it's good for your big boss to go to prison, eating and drinking is similar to outside, and you can meet relatives and friends at any time." It's not like us, who have been in prison for a year, and no one has come to see us, like a lonely ghost. ”

"You're talking about you and the bat, right?" Lu Yao asked, swallowing a mouthful of food.

"Yes, yes, it's just the two of us. The pheasant nodded in response.

"What about your family? Don't they know you're in prison here?" Lu Yao asked.

"Our family is in a very poor mountain village in the mainland, not to mention that they don't know that we are in prison here, but they do, and they don't have the money to come and see us. The pheasant replied.

"What about your former friends, as far as I know, there should be a lot of people in your line of work, it can't be you and the bat, right?" Lu Yao asked.

"Alas, the people are pushed down, and the trees are scattered! The bats and I used to have bosses, but we haven't seen them since we were caught? They didn't send us a dollar in, and when I thought of it, my heart was full of tears!" the pheasant shook his head and sighed. Then he buried his head and pulled a mouthful of rice without chewing, and swallowed hard. Maybe there was too much food, I swallowed too hard, and I rolled my eyes a few times, and I almost choked.

Lu Yao nodded and said, "When people live in this world, they always have to make a few close friends. Let's just talk about me, although there are many people in my family, dozens of people of all ages and children, but they live very scattered, some in their hometown, some in Yunhai City, how can they often come to see me? They come here for a long distance, it is a poor mountain and bad water, and it is not only inconvenient to bring the elderly and children, but also very dangerous, right? During the time I was imprisoned, my family only came to see me once, and the others were friends who came to see me. Just now, a female friend from Yunhai City came to see me. ”

"Your business is so big, you must know a lot of female friends? Big brother, we haven't seen a woman for more than a year, can you tell me?

"You really want to know?" Lu Yao asked vaguely as he chewed on his meal.

"I really want to!" the pheasant replied excitedly, nodding his head. The bald head and the other guys also came around with rice bowls, looking at Lu Yao with blank eyes, only the bat was still curled up alone by the toilet and buried his head in eating.

After Lu Yao ate the food in the bowl unhurriedly, he took the paper towel handed by the pheasant, wiped his mouth clean, rinsed his mouth and drank two sips of tea, and then said unhurriedly: "The female friend I saw just now is beautiful, it is definitely not blowing, and it is not inferior to today's popular female stars." Hey, which female celebrity do you think is the most beautiful?"

"Qiu Shuzhen! The Qu Doudou she played in "The Best Friend", wow! The body of the water snake waist is soft and boneless, the charming goose egg face is as delicate and cute as a baby, and the lips that can breathe fire at any time, and the pair of long legs that are not worth the life of the fascinated person, woo wow! It is simply a stunner in the world, so beautiful!"

The bald head blocked the food in his mouth with the fat palm of his right hand, and said with a fluttering eyebrow, and the two bean-sized eyes kept the thief light. The other guys were nodding their heads like roosters pecking rice. looked at Lu Yao with a look of adoration.

Lu Yao stared at the dozen guys with an exaggerated expression, and asked in surprise: "Just now, did you let the wind go?

"Big brother, even if we let the wind out, it is impossible for us to see the people outside, there are still three walls between the sports field and the meeting room!

Lu Yao sat up straight and said solemnly: "Yes, the portrait of the female friend who came to visit me just now is exactly the same as Qiu Shuzhen. ”

"Wow, big brother, your good fortune is not shallow! Tsk! It's good to be a big boss, beautiful women revolve around you. Big brother, can you tell me the sweet words you just talked about, let's quench our thirst!" shouted the bald head excitedly.

"Do you really want to hear it?" Lu Yaoxue asked with his bald head squinted his eyes.

"I want to think about it so much! Let's tell us a live review of your love story with that beautiful woman!!, big brother, let's start talking!" the bald head and the other guys began to heckle.

"Yes, see how impatient you are, and I'll grant your wishes. Sit down, everybody, and don't stand and drool around. You've all eaten garlic and smoked to death!" As soon as Lu Yao's words fell, more than a dozen guys were already sitting around him, and even the bats that had been curled up next to the toilet were sitting on the periphery.