264 special services delivered to your door
"Bang ......"
There was a knock on the door, which woke up Shen Lang, who was drunk and half-asleep, and scolded in his heart: "Who, so annoying!
Walked over and opened the door of the hotel room, and there was a woman standing outside the door with heavy makeup, looking down at a piece of white meat, and wearing a short skirt under Qi B, two big white legs are really tempting!
Shen Lang's eyes lit up, and the wine woke up half in an instant!
"Damn, luck isn't so good! Come to Kyoto to stay in a hotel and have this kind of sexual encounter!"
Suddenly, Shen Lang forgot that it was Long Jin'er who lived next door.
"Sir, do you need any special services?" said the woman with heavy makeup, scratching her head and making a coquettish voice.
"it!"
Shen Lang suddenly felt like he was poured from his head by ice water, and he was completely disinterested, he originally thought it was an erotic encounter, but how did it turn into a deal!
"Handsome guy, do you want to have fun, my skills are very good!"
The woman with heavy makeup was about to walk into the room as she spoke, Shen Lang subconsciously stopped, and the woman was sprayed with a shoddy and slightly pungent perfume that made Shen Lang almost want to sneeze, but now she lost the slightest interest, and deliberately quipped,
"What's the price?"
"Fast food 300, dragon 800, overnight 1800!"
"What is fast food?"
Listening to the terminology of women's profession, Shen Lang was really confused!
"Little handsome guy, pretend to be garlic! you know!" said the woman with heavy makeup with an eyebrow.
"I really don't understand, just tell me!"
"Death, you just say you want to tease people!" Hongchen, a woman with heavy makeup, whispered hot air in Shen Lang's ear and said temptingly: "Fast food is just once, you can't kiss your mouth, you can't say I love you;
The one-stop service is ice and fire, poison dragon, roaming, if you still like to play COSPY, flight attendants, nurses I can do it all!"
Shen Lang's eyes lit up when he listened to it, and he frantically made up the picture in his mind, so he was really a little tempted!
Shen Lang could no longer hold back the evil desire in his heart, and was about to open the door when a silver bell-like voice sounded next to him,
"Shen Lang, what are you doing!"
With Long Jin'er's voice coming into his ears, all of Shen Lang's distracting thoughts were all left behind, followed by a big change in his face, cold sweat slipped from his sideburns, his teeth were fighting, and he didn't know how to respond for a while.
On the contrary, the woman with glamorous makeup was experienced, her tone changed, and she said in a questioning tone: "Isn't this 809 on the 37th floor!"
Shen Lang reacted suddenly, pretending to be impatient and said, "Miss, this is not the 37th floor, this is the 38th floor!"
"38th floor?" The woman's acting skills are really more realistic than the actress, and she even looked at the end of the corridor, and then pretended to be embarrassed and said: "I'm sorry!
"Eh, be careful when you go out! Fortunately, you knocked on the wrong door of my room, if you knock on the room of those perverts, what will you do!" Shen Lang said with a serious lesson.
"Yes, yes..."
The woman with heavy makeup apologized and turned away, and the moment she turned around, she couldn't help but be shocked when she saw Long Jin'er's delicate face like a porcelain doll, but she also had a little pride in her heart, and thought to herself: "No matter how beautiful you look, it's not like I almost got into your boyfriend's bed!
When the woman left, Shen Lang pretended to be calm and said to Long Jin'er: "Knocked on the wrong door." "
"Did you really knock on the wrong door?"
Long Jin'er looked at him suspiciously, fortunately, Shen Lang was also the one who went to play a supporting role, and said without hesitation: "Didn't you hear everything? What do you think it is?"
"I... I also for you is... Called..."The more Long Jin'er spoke, the thinner her voice became, almost inaudible!
"What's it called?"
Long Jin'er glared at him angrily and scolded: "Knowing the consultant!"
"I really don't know!" Shen Lang pretended to be dazed, and after a while, he suddenly realized: "Oh, you think it's that!"
Long Jin'er nodded shyly.
Shen Lang pretended to be angry and said, "It turns out that I am such an unbearable person in your mind!"
"I'm sorry, I'm wrong!"
"Humph!"
"Don't be angry, okay!" Long Jin'er handed over a thermos cup and said, "I saw that you drank too much with Grandpa Zhou tonight, and you didn't know anything on the way back." I specially made a cup of ginseng tea for you to decant the wine, and I just saw it.
I promise, I won't think about you again in the future, so you can forgive me for once!"
Shen Lang clasped his hands to his chest and pretended to be still angry, Long Jin'er apologized again and again for a while, and then he took the thermos cup and said: "Don't do this next time! It doesn't matter if you think of me like this! Someone else is a girl, knowing that being treated by others as a special profession is a special profession, how uncomfortable do you say others are!"
"Well, I won't be thinking about it anymore!"
The two stood at the door and talked for a while, and after Long Jin'er returned to the room, Shen Lang quickly closed the door, and intuitively felt as if he was soaked in the rain. shouted in my heart, "I don't dare to move my mind next time, it's too scary!"
......
The next day, the two booked a ticket to fly back to Sioux City in the evening, and they went to Houhai to play around during the day.
Although it is daytime, there are also many singing artists and performances near Houhai
The statues are motionless, there are street singers, and there are even open-air cross talk.
As long as it is a place where the performance is exciting, it is always crowded.
Not to mention, although he is a street artist, the songs he sings are no worse than those of celebrities; because he is not in the theater, there is no scale at all, and the meat jokes are funny to everyone, which is not worse than Lao Guo's words!
Long Jin'er was eating rock sugar gourd while following everyone straight, smiling so much that her lips opened, and Shen Lang took the opportunity to secretly take a few photos and send them to the circle of friends!
"Ding..."
The circle of friends just sent it, and it received Wu Xiaoxuan's reply to the complaint, ", Lao Tzu is tired and tired in the company, you accompany the beauty to eat, drink and have fun! If you don't bring a box of Kyoto roast duck back, I will break off friendship with you!"
"Ding..."
Wu Xiaohui just finished complaining here, and Deng Keren also sent a comment: "Our brother has been working overtime every day recently, and he has lost several pounds." If you don't pay me a limited edition LV bag, I'm not done with you!"
After reading Wu Xiaoxuan's message, Shen Lang originally had some little guilt, but when he saw Deng Keren's complaint, he thought to himself: "I believe in your evil!
(End of chapter)