"I'll wipe it!" Chu Ran let out an exclamation!

He didn't expect that even "Dream Chasing" was captured by these happy online sand sculptures.

Chu Ran shook his head and said, "No, I'd better go to the comment area of "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky" to watch it, maybe it will look more normal over there." ”

With this beautiful idea, Chu Ran opened the book review area of "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky".

You who protect eternity: "At the moment I was lying on the bed, suddenly a black shadow hit my head, I opened the camera to take a selfie, and found that I had an extra car wheel mark on my face, I am very scared now, because I don't know which old driver can drive the car to such a state." ”

Yu Liang: "Visually, it's another show!"

The world is so big, how did I meet you: "My guarantee, this comment area must be centered on teething sticks and a group of filthy demon kings as the radius, forming a large Akinayama Expressway." ”

Red, white, green: "Excellent reviews, excellent people, come and use our excellent brand laundry detergent." ”

"Don't scare children like this, there will be a particularly strong 13W feeling of pressure that will lead to cardiac arrest and sudden death, if there was no such thing back then, I would be 30 now...... It all started with a group of people driving in the comment area. ”

Ergouzi: "Hello, I'm a student, I saw your comment I'm full of blood now, excited to pinch myself an egg after I was sent to the hospital, why should I do this among doctors, I

I showed this comment to the doctor, and the doctor was so enthusiastic that he popped my other egg, and alas, it made my egg hurt very much. ”

Everything is fate: "Did Meng Po drink fake wine for you and make you drunk like this!"

Twenty years as a professional troll, I brought salt to myself: "In reality, I am inferior and cowardly, I dare not have a conflict with anyone, nor dare I repent of insulting others, for fear of being beaten." But on the Internet, the juice deity is high-spirited! the card is under the eyes, and the netizens are insulted, and I am the only one

If you don't give birth to me as a keyboard warrior, the squirting road will last as long as the night. The key is coming! The top of the immortals, proud of the world! With my keyboard, there is! The key of the great river is up! One key to cross the world! Break the red dust! Kill all the immortals! One key to cut nine in the hand! If there is no true immortal in the world? I am willing to hold the key and become an immortal!"

Something to burn paper: "On the Internet, you hit hard, but in reality you have just entered the first year of junior high school." ”

Meng Po came to a bowl of soup: "The rhyme of this pair is for everyone to read!"

Starry Sky Rainbow: "Although it is a flash in the pan, it has finally bloomed brilliantly, much stronger than those obscure, ah, sing praises!Ah, you are a real candle, burning yourself, giving him warmth and joy." ”

100,000 whys: "Brother, you came here to show off your literary talents, then you really came to the wrong place." I seriously suspect that you are a parallel trader now, so please come with us to the parallel market. ”

A stick fixed the mountains and seas: "Look at the comments in the heart area are pretending to be forced, then I can't bear it." When Shangjun'er got up, I took a bath with her at my first love's house, and her mother told her to eat, and I hid in the water without being discovered. ”

Big Fish: "Kindergarten First Love? ”

Urban Fierce Horse Man: "What the landlord said is not interesting. From the rest of the view, it is nothing more than a group of honest and stupid people, no painting skills, no intelligent ability, with a child graffiti pretending to be mysterious, at first glance carefully thinking about it is extremely scary, in fact, it is stupid to deceive the number of clicks and traffic, but also shows people with an unfathomable false appearance.

Or say: "Reason." ", with "Praise."

Attached to the remainder is one out of forty. ”

Brother's leg is not a leg: ", isn't it, now someone actually pulls up the classical Chinese, how can you make me a scumbag!"

Sister's leg pacifier: "What does this mean?"

Domestic 770 "soul eight questions

Key Master: Are you worthy?

Aunt Canteen: Do you want food?

Fortune teller, what are you?

Courier: What are you?

Shanghai garbage sorting aunt, what kind of garbage are you?

Have you figured out your positioning?

Barber: You look in the mirror and look at yourself, do you think it's okay?

District Security: Who are you, where are you from, where are you going?"

When the rain stopped, I felt like I could do it again: "Haha, image!"

is so poor that there is only money left: "On this sunny afternoon, let me tell you a story for your entertainment." ”

The person in the ear: "Okay, I've moved the bench and bought a bag of sour melon seeds for one dollar, let's talk about it, I'm fully prepared." ”

is so poor that there is only money left: "Yes, I asked the goddess to come out to eat, after three rounds of wine and five flavors, I was already slightly drunk, and I also mustered up the courage, I asked: "Hey, I, why do you girls like scumbags, isn't he fragrant to us honest boys?!" The goddess heard this, put down the mobile phone in her hand, and answered my question: "There is no why, in fact, there is only one reason." I quickly asked, "What is the reason?"

The goddess replied to me, "Because you don't understand the amorous!" Hey, this makes me angry! I immediately asked her, "Why don't we honest people understand the amorous feelings!" Seeing the goddess rolling her eyes at me shyly, I couldn't help but feel a little secretly happy in my heart. Soon, the goddess replied to me, "Then I will ask you a question, and if you can answer it correctly, I will take back what I just said." ””

was so poor that there was only money left: "I listened carefully, only to see the goddess: "There is no one in my house tonight, and when you come to my house, I will tell you why!" I stopped doing it at that time! As a man with a sense of justice, how could I do such a thing that takes advantage of people's danger, so I refused without hesitation: "If you want to stay here!"

I don't know what's wrong, the goddess suddenly rolled her eyes at me shyly, this time I didn't have the same secret joy as before, I felt that she was a little sarcastic about me, so I said: "It's nothing! waiter, pay the bill, let's AA!"

Half of the city fell into a wisp of smoke: "Hahaha, brother, you're not a story, it's a joke!"

Super invincible big eraser: "The sentence at the end of the upstairs that we are AA, I can see that my stomach hurts when I laugh, and I can only worship my brother with a sentence that is awesome!"

Qing Ci Ansheng: "Don't stay up more than two o'clock at night, eat only fruit for supper, start writing any homework at half the deadline, you can't just borrow books and don't read English, you can't just memorize them, and you can't just not reach your goals." Less gossip, less scolding, more fruits, more milk, no hypocrisy, no awkwardness, no depression, no complaining, no madness, no impulsiveness, no stubbornness, no crankiness, wanting to work hard, struggle. ”

…………

After reading the comments of netizens with the nickname "so poor that there is only money left", Chu Ran was laughed at again.

It's just that when Chu Ran looked at the comments next, his face instantly became ugly.

"I'm really sick cat, since that's the case, then I'm not welcome!"

ended, Chu Ran immediately posted a comment.

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