Lin Haven is undoubtedly the protagonist of this annual meeting.

Starting with Jeff Koons, there are constant mentions of him, references to source classicism, references to Black Dragon Pond, mostly negative, and occasionally positive. Lin Haiwen's table is also constantly baptized by the gaze.

But he himself is very accustomed to this kind of attention.

"I'm sorry," Lin Haven smiled with a few people at the same table, "Look at everyone's faces is a little unnatural, is it rare to be stared at so intensively? ”

"It's fine. ”

"It's a rare experience, but that's okay. ”

"It's a bit unaccustomed. ”

Everyone is still more polite.

Of course, there are also less polite ones.

"Mr. Lin should have listened more to what those people had to say, and I think they are all right. ”

Lin Haven smiled and nodded: "Mr. Clark is right, thank you for mentioning it." ”

"......" Clark didn't expect Lin Haven to be so good at talking, he actually scolded Lin Haven on the Internet, but he was not the main general, he was involved in Jeff Koons's time, but he was also scolded by Lin Haven, did he forget?

Dimon and Larry also looked incredulous.

For a few moments, there was silence at the table. Dimon and Larry are wary and confused, Clark is confused, others are better than less than one thing, and Lin Haven is looking at this and that with his eyes open.

"Huh?" Lin Haven blinked and let out an exclamation in confusion.

Dimon looked at him with a slight shake.

"Isn't the culture of the United States different from that of China?"

"Of course it won't be the same, but what does that mean?"

Lin Haven looked at everyone: "In China, when I am modest, others should express their attitudes according to the actual situation, isn't this the case in the United States?"

Actual situation, expression of attitude?

Everyone was confused.

"Hey, it seems that there is really a cultural barrier, you Americans, Westerners, the brain structure is probably similar to the rectum, right?" Lin Haven frowned, a little disapproving: "If you didn't sit at the same table with me, would you have been able to pay so much attention? Enjoy this feeling of being the center of the world? I've always been in the spotlight, it's nothing to me, but as you said, you rarely have this kind of opportunity, don't you feel the need to express your gratitude to me?"

Damon:......

Larry:......

Clarke:......

All:......

"Especially Clark, obviously I told you bitterly on Facebook last time, I remember that it seems to suggest that you go back to your mother's womb and rethink, is it going to experience your miserable life, right?" Lin Haven pondered, his memory is not covered, Clark can be here today, he is a fish that does not slip, how could he not remember: "As a result, you don't seem to have gained anything? Isn't this a waste of my original guidance?" I have dealt with you politely and against my will, and you don't even know to apologize to me?

Especially today, you are still so ungrown, you actually think that those people's words are reasonable, my God, did you have someone to burn the hot pot in your brain?"

What is hot pot?

Phew, what does hot pot do to me!!

+500 for the wicked from Seattle Clark.

+300 for the wicked, from Larry, New York.

+100 for the wicked, from Damon, New York.

Wicked +200 from ......

A table, all at once, it's all over, oh yes.

Larry threw a color at Damon: How could it be such a person?

Dimon replied to him: I also knew about it, but I am not surprised, am I?

After thinking about it, Larry felt that Damon's eyes made sense, and it was indeed not surprising that Lin Haven was this kind of person - it was really crazy.

After Clark reflected, he wanted to say something, but he didn't have time. After many people bombarded Lin Haven, finally the chairman of the annual meeting, Che Berry, wanted Lin Haven to say a few words,

"Many of today's speakers, as well as in the course of discussion, have mentioned a person's name, and that is Lin Haven. In my memory, there seems to have never been an artist who has ever seen this phenomenon, and I believe that speaks volumes about the achievements and influence that Mr. Haven Lin has, whether he is universally recognized or not, but this cannot be denied. Today Mr. Gerhard Richter, Mr. Gaspee Jones, has Mr. Lin Haven for us, so I am very lucky, I think Mr. Lin Haven should have something to say - actually, hehe, I thought that Lin Haven would indicate in the discussion session just now, but he was obviously very calm, so, Mr. Lin, does your husband have anything to say?"

This question blocked Clarke's words that he wanted to squirt out - it was like an old constipation that had been drilled out of his head and sucked back again, it was too sour.

Vomit~~

Lin Haven smiled and looked around: "I will always be disturbed by some unimportant little things, I'll go over first." ”

After he finished speaking, he paused, and sighed again: "When I come back, I will continue to teach you Chinese etiquette." It doesn't matter, the United States has a history of two or three hundred years, and you can understand it if you don't understand etiquette. ”

Then he stepped forward and went to the stage.

The people at the table were shaking.

"Damon, are you with him to learn Chinese etiquette?" Larry looked at Damon, Lin Haven came with him, and he has been introducing people to Lin Haven, so he was naturally caught by Larry and sarcastic.

“…… We have some cooperation," Dimon is not a native American, so he forgets his American citizenship at this point: "And I do have a lot of interest in Chinese etiquette." ”

Larry nearly choked on him.

"Can you imagine what he's going to say?" Larry looked at Lin Haven's back.

"Yes. ”

"What?"

"Recite the Bible. ”

“……”

The table was completely silent.

Of course, Lin Haven did not recite the "Scolding Bible", he nodded to Cheberg, and smiled slightly in the eyes of the audience: "I didn't expect that the first time I participated in the annual meeting, I became the focus of attention, I am a relatively low-key person, more shy, so for everyone's praise, especially the name, so solid praise, I feel very embarrassed, you see, my face is red." ”

I didn't see it.

"So just now, there are actually quite a lot of people from different spectrums, who have expressed their own opinions, such as Jeff Koons who said that I have a great influence and extremely high artistic achievement, such as Nice Taki who said that I have a great subversive significance to the art of the past 100 years. Then Professor Terry said that my source classicism is a great art school beyond the imagination of reality - I myself accepted all these beautiful words, and you can see my face, it is red, very embarrassed, and reluctantly accepted. So I especially hope that in the future, you will not praise me so face-to-face and praise me directly, as a Chinese, our etiquette really does not allow this. ”

“…… Is this teaching you Chinese etiquette?" asked Daemon expressionlessly.