Chapter 10 Your Whole Family Is Engaged in Body Art!
Finally, the two of them were separated by the envy and jealousy of others, and when they parted, a trace of crystal liquid appeared at the corner of their mouths, making the shopping mall full of beautiful scenery.
"Hey, I said, can you two make out again?
"Oh, here, hehe, I'm sorry guys, I've kept you waiting. Gao Yi smiled at the elevator man, and then took Xue'er's hand and walked into the elevator.
Auntie looked at Gao Yi with contempt, "I really don't understand you young people, it's not like this in the open? At that time, I had to be sneaky if I wanted to fall in love, like you now... Tsk..."
Gao Yi looked at the postmodern style clothes and the very distinctive hair of this aunt with cold sweat on his forehead, and nodded sincerely while wiping his sweat, not knowing if it was hot or what.
“。 Auntie, you're right!", he said, glancing at Xue'er, who was standing next to him blushing. Seeing Gao Yi looking at herself, Xue'er rolled her eyes and pretended not to see it.
The aunt seemed to be very satisfied with Gao Yi's attitude, and nodded proudly, "That's it!
"Auntie, I don't know what you do?" Gao Yi has this benefit, respecting the old and loving the young, and he has absolute respect for the elderly. This is true in this life or in this life. In this life, under the stick of his father and under the slippers of his mother, Gao Yi has long remembered Huade.
After hearing Gao Yi's words, the aunt smiled and said, "What do you think I'm doing?"
Gao Yi was stunned for a moment, and after a careful look, he guessed, "Is it engaged in body art?"
When the aunt heard Gao Yi's words, she immediately became angry: "You are the one who engages in body art! Your whole family is engaged in body art!"
"What's that doing?" Gao Yi couldn't help but be a little embarrassed when he saw his aunt's reaction.
"I'm a performance artist!"
"Boom!" The people behind the two almost didn't fall to the ground when they heard Auntie's words...
"What's the matter, you're discriminating against profession! Be careful I'll sue you!" the aunt saw Gao Yi's expression of eating flies, and immediately pinched her waist and said.
"Uh... Don't you dare, don't you dare, I'm wrong, can't you, aunt?"
"You... You're mad at me! What do you call me?"
"Call you Auntie... What's wrong?"
"I... I'm not done with you! Even Xiaohua has to call me sister! You dare to call me Auntie! Am I that old? Ah? You give it to me, am I really that old?" Auntie's excitement far exceeded that she was a body artist.
"Who is Xiaohong?" Gao Yi said subconsciously.
"Xiaohong, Xiaohong is my granddaughter!"
"Ga?" Gao Yi was speechless, and his aunt's words frightened him for a moment...
Finally, it seemed like it took half a century for the elevator to reach the first floor. Gao Yi pulled Xue'er's head and escaped without looking back. Gao Yi was still running here, and the aunt in the back was shouting behind her ass
"Hey, I said guy, remember the phone, remember to find me if anything!
Gao Yi turned his head and shouted, "Got it... Ah, sister!" then turned around and ran quickly towards the outside of the mall, because he ran too fast and almost didn't fall, fortunately Xue'er saw the opportunity to help him quickly, otherwise he would really suffer.
What Gao Yi didn't know was that in the near future, this aunt who was engaged in performance art would also help him a lot, which Gao Yi didn't expect, as the saying goes, there are no absolutes in the world, and life becomes wonderful because of these, isn't it?
After the two hurriedly left the mall, Gao Yi saw that the aunt didn't chase after him, so he breathed a long sigh of relief, and it felt more difficult to deal with such an aunt than a dozen opponents.
"Whew... It's finally out..."
"Giggles, look at your embarrassed look!" Cher giggled as she took out a tissue to help Gao Yi wipe the sweat from her forehead.
"Hehe, this aunt is so tough, I can't resist it..."
"So I'm not strong enough, that's why you're bullying me all day long, messing around with flowers and grass?"
"Forehead ......"
"Yes, that's true?" said Cher to Gao Yi with a smile on her face.
"Gah?" Gao Yi realized that he had just been told by that aunt that he only knew that he said yes, and he didn't care about any problems. So he hurriedly explained
"No, no, Cher, I didn't mean that, I..."
"Okay, okay! Look at how nervous you are! Teasing you, hehe..."Xue'er saw that Gao Yi's sweat came out and immediately laughed.
Gao Yi immediately understood when he heard this, "Okay, you dare to scare me! See if I don't clean you up!" Gao Yi said and went to tickle Xue'er, Xue'er was so frightened that she immediately turned around and ran, giggling as she ran, leaving a burst of laughter.
When the two of them were tired of playing and were about to rest, four people suddenly came out of the side, Gao Yi looked at their black suits and understood, these people were watching the scene near the mall, and when I thought about it, I knew that it was Lei Yun's little ghost, although I don't know what his name is, but it must be his ghost. However, it is a little strange, why don't they wait for themselves to do it as soon as they get out of the mall, but wait until now? If they think about it carefully, they will understand, presumably if they do it at the entrance of the mall, they are afraid that it will not have a good impact? After all, the mall has just opened, and this kind of problem on the first day will definitely affect the development in the future.
The four of them came to Gao Yi and Xue'er, and said, "You two, come with us, our eldest brother wants to see you." ”
As soon as Gao Yi raised his head, his younger brother was immediately stunned, why is this person so familiar, it seems that he has seen it somewhere, but he is talking about whether it is big or small, seeing so many people every day, it is normal for some to be familiar, so he didn't think much about it.
"Who is your eldest brother???," Gao Yi said suspiciously.
"Cheetah, who is the cheetah?" One of his younger brothers immediately asked. But then he hit his head.
"Ouch, brother, what are you hitting me for?"
"Grass, be quiet for me! Brother Leopard is the boss of our big brother!"
"Gah, Boss, Boss, Boss, Grass! Then how dare this little kid call Brother Leopard's name directly? Let me clean him up!"
"Smack~!" the little brother hit his head again.
"Brother, why are you beating me again? I didn't say the wrong thing. ”
"Didn't you listen to the eldest brother, don't do it yet! If you dare to do it, don't say that the eldest brother cut you!"
After hearing this, the little brother shrunk his neck, "Hmm... Cut me, brother, you didn't tell me about this when I was messing around..."
"Grass! There are many rules of the Tao, you just started the Tao, and there are still a lot of things to learn in the future! Learn more from your brother and me!"
"Oh, I know, brother... You have led me to the road, and I thank you eightfold ancestors. Ah, no, my eight generations of ancestors thank you!"
"Grass, it's all messy, stay honest with me. ”
"Oh..."
Hearing the conversation between the two, Gao Yi and Xue'er were already laughing back and forth, the baby got into Gao Yi's arms, laughing so hard that his stomach hurt, and Gao Yi laughed so much that tears were about to come out.
"Enough laughter, have you laughed enough? Come with us?"
"Okay, where are you going?" Gao Yi thought about it, what could happen to his own territory? Go and see, by the way, see what kind of virtue the little brother under his hand is.
These little brothers had obviously heard of Gao Yi's performance in the supermarket, and originally thought that there was a tough battle to be fought, so they all pinned the machete behind their buttocks. But I didn't expect the two of them to be so cheerful, and they agreed as soon as they opened their mouths.
"Are you willing to come with us?" asked the rookie brother curiously.
"yes, what's wrong?"
The younger brother ignored Gao Yi and turned to his elder brother, muttering in a low voice, "Hmm, brother, no, didn't you say that I'm afraid I'm going to see blood this time?"
"Grass, shut up, it's better not to fight! Do you think it's nice to break an arm and a leg?"
"Ahh ”
"You... You're mad at me! Didn't you listen to those security guards talk about this little skill? One slapped one by one, and two security guards flew away. You say, if it's you, can you be so ruthless?"
"Uh... It doesn't seem to work..."
"Grass, what doesn't seem to work? I can't even do it with your eldest brother, let alone you? You are a little clever, if you provoke this little one, I am afraid that we will not be able to see enough. ”
"Then why did the boss still let us come?"
"You know a fart, this is a test for us, give us a task to do it is to look up to ourselves, do you know it, what are we most afraid of when we come out to mix?"
"Afraid of what?"
"I'm afraid that the boss will ignore himself and let us fend for ourselves! As long as we have a task to do, we will have a chance to climb! Otherwise, we will have to be a junior brother for a lifetime, do you want to be a junior brother for a lifetime?"
A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, and a junior brother who doesn't want to be a boss is not a good junior brother. ”
"Huh, where did you learn that sentence makes so sense?"
"You forgot, I've read too high!" the little brother said proudly, holding his eyes.
"What if you went to college?
"Oh... I was wrong..."
"Okay, don't be verbose, let's go quickly, otherwise the eldest brother will be angry in a while!"
"Oh. ”
"Two, let's go?" said the little brother who came over and bowed to Gao Yi. That posture seemed to be that of a eunuch in the Qing Palace in the previous life, and the person next to the angry almost kicked his feet to relieve his anger.
"Damn, we're all in the underworld, how can we be so low-voiced? Alas, forget it, as long as we can bring people here, forget it, this guy will be good in the future!"