Chapter 1151: The Bird Eats Donkey Meat Comfortably, Envying the Cantonese (Explosion 1)
Those birds took matters into their own hands and flew down to eat donkey meat, and even the birds and monsters had no way to stop them. [with _ dream]ā
If it were something else, and the birds and monsters were talking, they would still listen, at least not willingly.
There is only one exception, and that is when the birds have the opportunity to eat donkey meat.
At that time, no matter who it was, as long as it affected them to eat donkey meat, they would definitely be in a hurry.
Even the birds don't work.
This is because these birds prefer to eat donkey meat, which is why they don't live anywhere else, only here.
In fact, the mountainous area of Pingpeng Mountain is divided into two, and the plain below the mountain and the gentle slope at the foot of the mountain are the territory of those wild donkeys.
Halfway up to the top of the mountain, the steep place is occupied by birds.
The two have maintained a delicate relationship of friend and foe.
Because they like to eat donkey meat, they provide some protection for those wild donkeys.
That is, foreign enemies are not allowed to invade this territory and cause harm to wild donkeys.
This is necessary.
Otherwise, although these wild asses are slightly stronger than the "Qianzhi donkey", where are those tigers, leopards, jackals, bears, foxes, and pigs the opponents.
Especially the kind of strange snake in the nearby mountains is the natural enemy of those wild asses, as long as they encounter it, they will never be able to escape with a bite.
However, no matter how powerful those snakes are, they are no match for the birds.
It was definitely one thing and one thing, and those snakes had to immediately hug their heads and run away, otherwise the long mouth would immediately break off seven inches of vital point.
However, this kind of protection of the bird is essentially only a protection measure for its own food in the condition of the jungle.
This protection is removed as soon as they need to eat donkey meat themselves.
However, the birds are also orderly, and they do not eat indiscriminately.
For example, they don't eat foals that are not yet able to walk.
Nor will they hunt down young donkey foals who are still young and not very strong.
At the same time, they are open to those pregnant female donkeys.
In addition, they also have preferential treatment for elderly and frail wild donkeys, and do not eat them.
In fact, they don't wait for the wild asses to get old, they eat them long before they get old.
They are also particularly interesting when they hunt wild asses.
It is a flock of wild asses suitable for food that are gathered together by the birds and let them escape in the wilderness.
These birds, who want to eat donkey meat, fly in the sky and chase them.
Then he picked the wild donkey that ran at the front, killed and ate it.
It's like merit-based admission.
This trap has always been like this, but the wild asses just can't see through it.
They always thought that the wild asses that ran slowly would be eaten, and if they ran fast, they would be able to escape.
So when it comes to this moment, each of their wild asses is desperately trying to escape to avoid the fate of being eaten.
I never thought that it was because they ran fast that they were eaten, and some birds insisted on their selection principles.
It is not known why those birds chose the wild donkeys to be eaten.
Probably because the fastest wild donkey is stronger, and the meat is stronger to eat.
This is the relationship between the two, and it is also the daily feeding method of the bird, with only one exception.
That is, when those wild asses die due to other circumstances, those birds must be eaten as soon as possible.
Anyway, those wild asses don't eat their kind.
Although these donkeys are wild donkeys, they are not carnivores, just like those raised donkeys.
Since the dead donkeys were their food, today the birds had a great opportunity to feast.
There were more than 100 dead donkeys, providing them with a wealth of donkey meat that they had never experienced before!
Of course, the wild donkeys that lie there and still not die, and the birds that are also counted in their food.
Not only the birds, but even the wild asses, all have the same logic.
Even if the wild donkeys are lying there and cannot escape the danger like other wild donkeys, then they are no different from dead donkeys.
Not to mention that you are injured and will die, even if you are weak, if you don't have special care, you will inevitably be eliminated by that kind of life and death environment.
It is also based on this common sense that the hundred wild donkeys have naturally become a delicious meal for the birds.
If those wild donkeys were not dead at this time, Zhang Yuan and they were at war with the wild donkeys, or were invading the territory of the wild donkeys, the first thing these birds would do was to attack those expedition members.
This is the responsibility of those birds to protect their food.
But now time has passed, and the expedition team is moving too fast, and before the birds can do anything, more than a hundred wild donkeys have died on the ground.
In this way, the birds' hazy sense of responsibility is overcome by a strong appetite, and meat eating becomes their main goal.
Zhang Yuan and the others were waiting solemnly, preparing to meet the new wave of wild donkeys, when they saw a large group of vicious blue birds flying over, heading straight for those dead donkeys, of course they would not interfere, they were in the original high place, standing by and watching.
The new group of wild donkeys did not expect to see their own kind there, and those birds that were also friends and enemies were biting there, and seemed to be eating very happily.
Although they have no sympathy or anything like that, and they will not go up to rescue those wild asses that have been bitten, some rabbits and foxes still have sad feelings, so they do not continue their menacing, but stop and watch there.
Those birds were really bold, and under the watchful eyes of the two sets of care, they ate unaffected.
Those wild donkey spectators, just to see, there is no movement, and there is no action.
But Zhang Yuan and the others watched those birds eat a feast of wild donkey meat, and their mood fluctuated.
It's infuriating that those stinky birds are too unscrupulous, and where they are delicious, they will peck them open with their long beaks, and then eat them with relish.
It just so happened that Zhang Yuan's team had a group of Cantonese fellow villagers, with a total of ten people.
I don't know if they entered the expedition together, originally they were fellow villagers, or if they came in and found their fellow villagers together, because they had the same living customs, they got together.
What hard-working, brave, hard-working, intelligent or other advantages not to mention, there is a characteristic is that it is delicious, and now they are significantly different from others.
One of them is called Ah Da, surnamed Wei, and Wei Ah Da is the leader of this group.
However, his name is hardly called, but he is called "a ghost eater".
For food, Cantonese means gluttonous.
He has a brother called Ah Zhong, which means the second child, so he is on a par with Ah Da at the level of gluttony, and his Wei Ah Zhong's name is also called by no one, and they all call him "for eating cats".
That is, the meaning of gluttonous cat.
For the two of them who eat ghosts and cats, seeing those birds eating wild donkey meat reminds them of the delicacy of their hometown, and they can't help but drool.
In the hometown of these brothers, there is a traditional dish, called "live donkey 100 eats", that is, a whole donkey, the whole body, all cooked at one time, a total of 100 dishes, each of which is delicious.
They only have such a bacon feast once a year.
Don't think about it!
First, such good donkey meat is scarce.
Second, it is very tiring to cook such a donkey meat feast!
Third, each dish has unique requirements, and after completing it according to the requirements, the head has lost a circle.
If you do it once, the head is estimated to be greatly reduced, so small that it is not as big as a donkey's ball.
For the ghost eater and the cat, when I saw such a good donkey meat right in front of me today, the emotion of missing "a live donkey to eat a hundred things" exploded irrepressibly.
For the cat-eating cat, Ah Zhong said to the ghost-eater: "Big brother, I'm so uncomfortable! Such a good thing has been ruined by these savage stinky birds!"
For the ghost eater, Ah Da also said angrily: "It's not! The real tyrannical thing! Unforgivable!"
There was a string of.
Seeing my brother flowing, my brother's harazi also began to flow.
Those birds didn't care about the feelings of those people, and the one who led the way took the lead and pecked at the eggs of the wild donkey.
The next moment, the two greedy guys screamed.
"Oh, it's too much, they actually took out the donkey's whip, how unreasonable!"
Probably from a different angle of observation, at first they thought that the bird was going to peck eggs, but it was not, it turned out to be running for the donkey's whip.
The bird's beak was long and hard, like a knife with bull's ears, but it was longer, and it took out the whole donkey whip in one bite.
The wild donkey, which was on the verge of death, let out a terrible scream, stretched out its legs, and died completely.
Not to mention that it had been seriously injured before, even if it was healthy, it would not be able to resist such an injury.
A dying wild donkey, no one cares how to end his life, only two foodies and their other eight companions, there is a very heart-to-heart expression.
It's all a heart-wrenching look.
For the sake of the ghosts, while crying out, he rebuked: "Do you see? Do you see it? What good things those stinky birds have done? Don't you be angry? Don't you have hatred for the enemy? Don't you envy and hate......
A non-Cantonese player next to him looked confused, but also more realistic, and asked, "Big brother...... Brother, why is it that Big Brother is so jealous?"
For the cat, the cat saw that the eldest brother was so angry that he was uneven, and he helped, "Or they spoiled the good materials of the 'fried money meat'! The eldest brother does not say anything else, but the most famous one, and when I heard the eldest brother make that dish within a radius of a hundred miles from my hometown, everyone flocked to it! I will reveal a secret to you! My sister-in-law from Yanguan Eighteen Townships, it was because of a plate of 'fried money meat' that came to the door, do you say it is powerful?"
When everyone heard this, what else was there?
Everyone has heard a lot of various love legends and countless true love stories, but it is the first time I have heard of fried money and meat as a matchmaker.
This matchmaker is simply too strange, enough to shock ancient and modern China and foreign countries.
The eldest brother was angry, and when he saw that this younger brother had led everyone into the ditch, he said angrily, "Shut up! You are a melon baby, you dare to arrange your sister-in-law! ”
When everyone hears it, huh, there's a story here?
Otherwise, there were many sisters-in-law disciplining the brother-in-law in ancient times, and it could be extremely rare in later times.
Although he is not afraid of the eldest brother for eating cats, he is like a mouse seeing a cat to his sister-in-law, and he immediately softened, "Big brother is merciful, don't tell your sister-in-law!"
Apparently he was just scaring his younger brother for the sake of the ghosts, but when he saw that he was instigated, he laughed and dismissed it: "Count you as a clever boy! I'll keep an account for you first, and then next time, I'll settle the account with you! Also, don't ignore the facts, I obviously spent two plates of 'fried money meat' to succeed, why did you count one less plate? Do you want to belittle the cost of my eldest brother's beauty?"
I saw that you only gave my sister-in-law one plate, although it was relatively full, could it be that you stole the other plate for her when there was no one?"
"What nonsense are you talking about! That plate is to bribe your sister-in-law and her parents! The old couple ate half of my plate of good dishes before the green light was given, boy, you learn to order. ”
"I see! I said that the second elder's eyes lit up when he looked at you, just like he was looking at 'fried money meat'. ”
"You kid can't spit ivory out of his mouth, only money and meat can gag your mouth. ”
For the cat, he grinned, "Those who know the little brother, the big brother also!"
The two of them were bickering, and their eyes were fixed on the birds that had eaten their money, and their Adam's apple wriggled violently.
Only then did people know that the bickering between the two was originally diverting their attention, otherwise, those saliva would have washed away the flat mountain under their feet.
The two of them focused on money meat, and they are obviously the best gourmets in Cantonese, and they strive for excellence in choosing food.
But the other eight people, although not as delicate as these two brothers, have a stronger thirst for food.
Their eyes were fixed on the movement of the long-beaked birds, and they wished that they would become the long-beaked heads and take a bite first.
Among their less elaborate diners, the donkey meat on their bodies is all delicious.
"Wow! Donkey belly! Okay, red around the donkey's belly!"
"Yay, donkey's hooves!
"Ahh
"Duh! Donkey large intestine! Woohoo! braised large intestine!"
At first, they also followed the greedy brothers who were yelling, and when they listened to it, they felt that something was wrong.
Huh? Why is it all braised in the braised method?
Although the first series of Cantonese cuisine does not rule out the cooking skill of braised food, the main focus is light, and braised is just an auxiliary technology, when will you use this?
The more attentive ghost asked suspiciously, "Brother, are you a Cantonese dish?"
The man said angrily, "It's not Cantonese cuisine, but you dare to doubt my authentic Cantonese cuisine?"
For the cat, he also reacted, and said, "You are the style of Northeast pot stew! ”
The man's old face turned red, but fortunately he was originally a red-faced man, so he didn't show it.
It turned out that he came from the Northeast, so he didn't feel very comfortable with the lightness of pure Cantonese cuisine, so he mixed it with the Northeast style braised food.
"Lao Tzu has been in Guangdong for three generations, and the dishes made by Lao Tzu are not Cantonese cuisine, but you are rare and weird!"
He is brutal, and he is even more exposed, which is the fierce style of his hometown.
The crowd burst into laughter, and finally succeeded in diverting attention from the donkey meat.
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