The Funny Nobel Prize is awarded at Harvard University in Massachusetts, USA.

At half past five p.m. U.S. time, personnel slowly entered the Sanders Theater.

At this time, the whole theater was still in a hurry, and the sounds of conversation from all over the place gathered together to make a noisy vegetable market.

It's not serious here.

So everyone was very relaxed, some were eating snacks, and some were standing up and taking pictures around with their phones.

As the award ceremony officially began, the scene slowly quieted down.

A gaffer who wears only panties and looks like a sculpture is holding a flashlight to illuminate the speech, looking a little funny.

But don't underestimate anyone here, not even the gaffer.

Although this person is here to be funny.

As the hostess counts down, a figure covered in a white cloth is lifted like a boot ceremony, revealing a man wearing a target and a helmet.

The strange appearance drew a burst of 'good-natured' laughter.

This is the opening dish of the funny Nobel Prize, so use the paper airplanes in your hands to fly towards this live target.

That's right!

It's paper airplanes again!

However, Chen Xiao didn't have a chance to fold the plane this time, because at this time he was holding a rope with a group of people in the audience, preparing to show up.

Everyone else is also the winner of the Nobel Prize for this funny one.

What is it called?

It's called a grasshopper on a rope!

Another countdown is over, and the field is getting cheerful.

It's not as shocking as the Annecy Animation Festival, but it's just as much fun.

One by one, the colorful planes flew to the stage and flew towards the live target, although everyone had prepared more than one plane in advance, but none of them hit the bull's-eye.

The live target triumphantly provoked the audience on stage.

"Hey...... These planes are clearly not well folded. ”

Chen Xiao felt regretful, if he came, maybe there was hope.

Soon an old professor came to the stage, sweeping the floor with a mop, mainly sweeping the messy paper airplanes on the ground, and his low-key appearance could not attract any attention.

But people know that this is the real hidden sweeper, the real Nobel laureate.

"Let's welcome our most special guest of the year, thank you. ”

Music plays in the background.

Chen Xiao walked up to the stage together, and then sat on several rows of seats specially prepared on the stage.

In the front row are professors like Nobel laureates, and they sit behind them.

Chen Xiao looked at the audience, and Bai Yiyi sat in a position in the center.

He waved his hand at Bai Yiyi, and Bai Yiyi also shook his hand.

Then the host introduced the prize of this Nobel Prize, a simple certificate, an inferior and wonderful trophy, and ten trillion in cash.

That's right, ten trillion cash was distributed on the spot.

It's domineering enough, but the money is Zimbabwean currency, a currency with a heavily inflated currency.

Ten trillion yuan is equivalent to about 0.18 yuan.

That's a lot of money!

THE WINNER OF THE CHEMISTRY PRIZE IS A SCIENTIST FROM AN ISLAND NATION WHO DISCOVERED THAT A 5-YEAR-OLD CHILD CAN PRODUCE 500 ML OF SALIVA A DAY.

The scene also showed how saliva is measured: eating bananas.

Since it was difficult for 5-year-olds to bring over with them, I found a few 25-year-old children.

Then everyone on stage has a banana in one hand and a cup in the other.

Following the instructions of this 'Nobel laureate', chew the banana and spit it into the cup, and finally measure the increase in mass to calculate the amount of saliva secretion.

The atmosphere was very joyful, and the audience laughed from time to time.

You think it's an awards ceremony?

No, it's actually a talk show.

Just as the 'Nobel laureate' was preparing for the live demonstration of the final weighing session, the minute had arrived.

A little girl in a floral dress ran up to the stage and shouted at him, "Please stop! I'm so annoying......!

The 'Nobel laureate' made a mess and gave his bag to the little girl.

The little girl took it: "Thank you, but please stop!

Can only give bananas again.

"Thank you. ”

The little girl took the banana again, but shouted in a louder voice, "Please stop!

“OK，OK！”

Seeing that he couldn't bribe this little girl, this person could only pack up his trophies and props and leave.

Later, except for the awards that could not be performed with props, basically everyone who came on stage to accept the award would bring props to demonstrate on the spot.

But each time it would take more than a minute, and then the little girl in the floral dress would be kicked off.

The audience can't be happy, it's more interesting than watching talk shows and sketches.

Chen Xiao watched the performance for a while, and now it was his turn.

He went on stage, received the trophy, then took out a speech from his clothes, stood in front of the microphone and said a little jerky: "Aiya." ”

At this opening, everyone in the audience was blinded, you look at me, I look at you, I don't understand what this thing is.

Is this Chinese?

It doesn't sound like it, but it's not English or French either.

When Chen Xiao's language creation brief appeared on the screen behind him, someone reacted, this may be elf.

“Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo......”

Chen Xiao didn't mean to stop, he was still talking about his speech little by little.

But it was awkward off the field, and no one could understand what it was about.

The more I didn't understand, the more curious I became, but now that there was no one to translate for them, it was very uncomfortable.

As time passed, the more Chen Xiao spoke, the more he spoke, the more confused the people in the audience became.

Soon a minute was up, and the little girl in the floral dress ran to the stage on time: "Please stop!

Chen Xiao smiled at the little girl and nodded: "Hantanyel??。 ”

As expected, the little girl didn't understand, but this did not affect her work, and shouted at Chen Xiao: "Please stop!

I don't care, you have to go anyway.

“Mauya nin aváni??。 ”

Chen Xiao said the last sentence to the audience, and then left with the trophy.

So far, the audience still hasn't understood even a word he said.

As soon as Chen Xiao returned to his seat, a physics prize boss next to him couldn't wait to ask: "Brother, what do you mean, can you tell me again?" ”

"Absolutely. ”

Chen Xiao took out his speech, and then handed it over: "This is my speech, and now it belongs to you." ”

After receiving the speech, the man had the iconic black greeting on his face: "Is this your newly invented language? I can't read it, can you write a translation?"

Chen Xiao patted him on the shoulder: "Have you ever heard such a sentence, learning more language is one more way out, you can study the meaning of it yourself, if I tell you the answer, there will be no surprise." ”

"One more way out?"

The man said, "Brother, there is nothing wrong with this sentence in normal words, but what is the use of learning the elven language well, do you use it when you travel to the elven kingdom?"