"Have you heard, Fanzi? ”

"What?"

"Ye Zi'an's guy last night was punished. ”

When brushing his teeth, Wang Fatzi vaguely recounted the news he saw in the group, Ye Zi'an last night was undoubtedly the protagonist of the whole school, this guy was miserable and the listener cried, and the listener was sad.

"Haha, what kind of sin is it made, unlucky to be like this, I watched the latest video released in the class, it is said that the surname Ye was used by the nurse in the hospital with the wrong medicine, and his face was swollen like a pig's head. Wang Fatzi laughed gloatingly.

Lin Fan smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame.

He knew that there was still half a day before the end of Ye Zi'an's tragic life.

"Knock knock. ”

There was a sharp knock at the door.

"Who. Wang Peng shouted impatiently with a mouth full of toothpaste foam.

"Hurry up and open the door, I want to check your dormitory for illegal high-power electrical appliances. A shrill female voice came in.

"Ahh When Wang Peng heard this, he was so frightened that he quickly spit out the saliva in his mouth, washed it as quickly as possible, and urged in his mouth: "Hurry up, Afan, hide the induction cooker." ”

In order to protect the circuit and prevent fire, many universities have clearly stipulated that the so-called high-power electrical appliances cannot be used, especially induction cookers and Xiaoice boxes, but when you go to college, who doesn't want to play a hot pot with friends in the dormitory, or occasionally cook some porridge to improve the food or something.

There are basically one or two high-power electrical appliances.

Therefore, the irregular dormitory inspection every month has become a matter of great deal for college students.

Hide your electrical appliances in advance, after all, it is the responsibility of all residents to protect the common property of the dormitory.

Only this time, Lin Fan and the others were not able to detect it in advance, and when they packed up the electrical appliances and were about to hide them under the bed, there was a sound of the key being played outside the door.

Click.

A dormitory manager aunt with eyes and over forty years old pushed the door in, followed by several students assisting the building management, and the students carried several illegal electrical appliances in their hands, basically induction cookers and electric kettles.

"It's over! This old woman is notoriously stern, and when she gets off, her electrical appliances will definitely be confiscated, and she will have to deduct a bunch of conduct points. ”

Wang Peng was holding a newly bought induction cooker in his hand, and he wanted to cry without tears in his heart, if it was the administrator of other dormitories like illegal electrical appliances, he would turn a blind eye and give a verbal warning.

But this aunt is notoriously scathing and likes to make things difficult for students the most.

The dormitory aunt pushed her eyes and said coldly, "You bought these electrical appliances?"

Lin Fan was holding the induction cooker in his hand, and he was a little weak-hearted, so he had to nod awkwardly.

"Okay, pay attention in the future, the school won't let you use these things, you know. Auntie glanced at Lin Fan, pushed her eyes hesitantly, and said casually.

Lin Fan: "........"

What's the situation? That's it? Don't confiscate the appliances, Don't punish me?

Lin Fan couldn't figure out the situation. It seems that the snarky aunt decided to let him go.

The key is that he is still holding illegal electrical appliances in his hands.

It's like being caught and stolen for something wrong, and then acquitted.

Unexpectedly, even the students who assisted next to her were surprised that this stern dormitory aunt would open up to a student, or for the first time in history.

didn't have time to think about it, Lin Fan timidly flashed aside with an induction cooker and made way for the passage, and the dormitory manager aunt took a few people into the dormitory and checked around.

"What's your name. Auntie's eagle-like gaze locked on the fat man carrying the kettle, and this time the tone was obviously not as friendly as just now.

"Wang, Wang Peng. The fat man saw that Lin Fan was not punished at all, and secretly rejoiced that the dormitory manager was in a good mood today, but he was frightened enough by such a cold sentence.

"This is your bed?"

"Uh-huh. ”

"Sanitation is not done well! Mess, what does it look like!"

After the dormitory manager finished criticizing, she directly scratched the roster without saying a word, and without even thinking about it, Wang Peng's conduct points were deducted again.

"Auntie, this ...... I ......, "Wang Peng is really about to cry, the double standard is too obvious, obviously Lin Fan's kid's bed is also a mess, why do you choose to ignore it."

Everyone's beds are messed up, why do you want me!

The fat man wanted to roar and shout, but he didn't dare.

"Get it done in an hour. The dormitory manager aunt ordered undeniably, and looked at Lin Fan intentionally or unintentionally, and her tone was also gentle when she spoke, "You should also pay attention to this classmate, the bed should be as tidy as possible, understand." ”

The tone of the previous sentence was quite cold, and the latter sentence was gentle like a trickle, so differential treatment made several students next to him look sideways, looking at Lin Fan's eyes as if to say: "You kid, what does it have to do with the dormitory manager!"

Even the aunt herself wondered why she was so polite to the young man in front of her, it seemed that when she looked at him, she felt like a spring breeze, very kind, and her mood suddenly improved a lot, and she didn't want to say that she couldn't lose her temper.

"I, I understand, Auntie walks slowly. Lin Fan replied with a strange expression.

"Hmm. The aunt withdrew her gaze and led the students to the next dormitory.

"It's not scientific! Say, did you have any ulterior secrets with the old woman? Wang Da Fat felt that he had been discriminated against, and pointed at Lin Fan and asked depressedly.

Although the dormitory aunt is not a university teacher, she is responsible for supervising the daily life of the students, and to some extent has more power than the teacher, and the punishment depends on the mood of the dormitory manager.

The fat man is now as uncomfortable as swallowing a fly.

"No way, this is fate. Lin Fan patted his friend on the shoulder in fear and smiled.

Only he knew that most of the reason why this happened was because he had swallowed a charm fruit.

Now he has not fully mastered the Devil Fruit ability, perhaps because of this, the fruit ability will be activated unconsciously, thus silently affecting the people around him.

"Dog, you have a problem, a big problem. When eating at noon, Wang Peng looked at Lin Fan, who was obviously a meal at the same price, but had one more boiled egg than himself, and said.

"You're the problem. Lin Fan replied angrily, and at the same time bit down half of the braised egg.

It smells so good!

"Why do you eat half as much as I do? Wang Peng was indignant, "Why can you always receive special treatment today, Lao Tzu is envious, jealous and hateful." ”

"You want to know why?" Lin Fan said vaguely with half a braised egg in his mouth.

"Why?"

"Appearance is justice!"

"Go!" Wang Peng waved his hand with disdain.

Strictly speaking, Lin Fan is not handsome, his appearance is probably above the average, he can barely be called a handsome guy, but he has not yet reached the point of being the best handsome guy, let alone relying on his appearance.

"But it doesn't seem to be the same anymore, Fanzi. Wang Peng stared at Lin Fan's face, and after careful observation, he said: "There is an indescribable feeling, although the appearance has not changed, but the temperament exuded by the whole person is completely different, there is no previous dick silk smell, especially the eyes, how to say it, there is a sense of profundity of the starry sky, which catches people's hearts." ”

"Poof. ”

Lin Fan sprayed rice, "Damn, you won't fall in love with me, don't disgust me, fatty." ”

"Fuck your uncle, praise you for two sentences and make you stinky. ”

Talking to friends every day, in fact, Lin Fan is quite beautiful in his heart.

Because of the fruit of charm, this morning, from time to time, there will be female classmates peeking at him with shy eyes, and some trivial things in life can clearly feel the benefits of high charm, and there is an illusion of a winner in life.

In time, when you have a better ability to develop the fruit of charm, you can start an open life, and it is exciting to think about it.

"Wow, what's the situation!"

"Huh?"

"School flower, school flower has come to the cafeteria to eat. ”

"Where is it, where is it, it's really Qin Yulu, my goddess! ”

Suddenly, the cafeteria exploded, and everyone's eyes focused on a girl at the door, the school flower Qin Yulu.

Long hair shawl, clear and bright pupils, curved willow eyebrows, long eyelashes trembling slightly, fair and flawless skin revealing a faint red pink, thin lips like rose petals delicate and dripping, Qin Yulu's appearance is like a spring breeze blowing through the lake with a circle of ripples, which makes people's hearts fluctuate.

The eyes of the male animals in the entire canteen were shining, and their saliva was about to drip onto the plate, Qin Yulu was so popular among boys, it was inevitable that some girls would be dissatisfied.

"Cut, isn't it just that you have a good figure, your skin is a little whiter, and you look like a fairy, what's the big deal. ”

"In terms of figure, the old face is not inferior to her at all. ”

A girl who looks five big and three thick, wears heavy makeup, and has a tonnage of more than 200 pounds said that she did not admit defeat, and at the same time did not forget to mention the two lumps of meat on her chest.

"Hey, please, eldest sister, you can always collect your magical powers. ”

"It's like, I vomited all the food I just ate. ”

"Although they are all 36D headlights, can the aesthetics be the same when mounted on a tank and on a sports car? ”

Many boys were disgusted by this pretentious woman, and they couldn't eat lunch.

"Hmph, a scumbag with no vision. ”

The pig girl brushed her hair, her waist trembled, and she stood up and ran.

"Mom, this Zhu Bajie is finally gone. Wang Peng's face was sweaty, and he turned to look at Qin Yulu with an idiot's gaze, and muttered in his mouth: "There is no harm if there is no comparison, and it is really good-looking Qin Xiaohua." ”