Chapter 275: Little Sister, Are You Tired?
"If you don't want to die, just shut up!" The little sister's dirty face had a fierce look: "Tell you, I can kill several people with my own hands." ”
"Wow, little sister, you're so amazing! However, if you are so young, killing people is not good for your growth, and that mentality is really not a good thing. ”
"Child, just be happy and carefree to live a childhood, it's really bad for you to be like this!" Yang Xiaolei spread his hands and said sincerely.
"Can you shut up?" the little sister snorted, her voice trembling a little.
This big brother is so disgusting!
The whole thing is really annoying!
However, she can't really kill him, she is here to save people, not kill people.
Besides, she didn't dare to kill!
"Shut up, okay, brother, I'll do a magic trick for you!" Yang Xiaolei said with a smile.
Magic?
Who rarely sees your magic tricks?
Without waiting for her to refuse, Yang Xiaolei moved.
I saw that as soon as his neck turned and his head was lowered, why did he turn around?
The key problem is that the knife in her hand left Yang Xiaolei's neck.
"Click...", there was a crisp sound.
The little sister was stunned!
This... How is this possible?
The knife in her hand, except for the handle, the entire blade was eaten by Yang Xiaolei in one bite.
This...
The little sister was startled and couldn't help but retreat again and again.
looked at Yang Xiaolei with a frightened face!
"Are you a human or a ghost?" she couldn't help but shout.
Yang Xiaolei grinned, made a grimace, and said, "Of course I'm human." ”
"Hell!" the little sister turned and ran.
In her memory, no one could do this except ghosts.
"In broad daylight, how can there be a ghost!" Yang Xiaolei grabbed her arm.
However, the little sister was even more frightened and struggled frantically.
Yang Xiaolei shook his head, pressed his backhand, and held the little girl down with the simplest grab.
"Sister-in-law's wife, this little sister, come on, I think she's a little scared of me!" Yang Xiaolei handed the person over.
Hu Jingjing rolled her eyes, what you do, even if we can't accept it, let alone a child.
"Little sister, don't be afraid, we are good people, not bad people!" Hu Jingjing hugged the little girl and comforted her softly.
"Women, women are trouble! Little girls are no exception!" Yang Xiaolei shook his head and said, "Xiao Wu, have a glass of wine, I'm thirsty." ”
"Yes, Yang Shao. Wu Guowei held his head high, got a glass of wine, and handed it over.
"Can you bend down? I think you're stupid when I see your big and tall man!"
"Yes. ”
Wu Guowei agreed and bent down.
However, he still didn't understand in his heart, I'm tall, what does it have to do with me being stupid?
Is height and IQ inversely proportional?
If he doesn't understand, he won't ask.
He knew very well that it was not interesting to ask for himself.
However, he still hasn't figured out a thing, who is Yang Xiaolei?
This product has never been played according to reason.
Wu Guowei turned around and just wanted to leave, when Yang Xiaolei spoke.
"Xiao Wu, you stop!"
"Yang Shao, what do you command?"
"Do you know what it means to be ashamed to ask?"
"Yes. ”
"No, you don't know, the things of the ancestors, you haven't studied hard at all, I tell you, you are not responsible for yourself like this. ”
"I know you wanted to ask just now, why didn't you ask?"
"I..." Wu Guowei didn't know how to say it.
He didn't dare to talk nonsense, otherwise, I don't know what would happen to this thing's mouth cannon?
"Hey, I really can't figure it out, how did your education come about?"
"I'll tell you, tall people like to use their fists to solve problems since they were young, so when they grow up, they don't want to use their brains. ”
"As a result, you have become bodyguards, you look at a few of them, whether they are all very big, have a lot of muscles, but have no brains. ”
Gong Daqiang and the others rolled their eyes together.
We do bodyguards because we are strong, okay?
We are the strong, protecting the weak.
Who you say has no brains?
It's as if we're mentally retarded.
That is, you are the team leader, if you change someone, you will be beaten half to death, and you will see who you say has no brains.
Yang Xiaolei shook his head, didn't seem to see the expressions of a few people, and continued: "And those small people like to use their brains since they were children, why? ”
Therefore, they can only use their brains and use intelligence to trick people! They have been like this since they were young, and when they grow up, they will be intellectual talents. ”
"The so-called, those who work hard govern people, and those who work hard govern people, this is the truth. Look at me, I am the laborer, you are the laborer. ”
"So, Xiao Wu, you bend down more and learn to work hard, which is the right way! Otherwise, you will be like a few of them. ”
"Yes, Yang Shao. Wu Guowei closed his eyes, he had already held back.
As a result, I still didn't hide it!
How you want to preach, why don't you become a teacher?
The most suitable profession for you is a teacher, you can preach every day!
He could only think about this, he didn't dare to say it.
However, some people can't stand it anymore.
Xiao Xiao snorted lightly and said, "You have been reading for a few days, what kind of text are you dragging?"
As soon as Yang Xiaolei heard that someone answered, he immediately became interested.
"Confucius said: If you learn without thinking, you will be reckless, and if you think without learning, you will die. The key to reading a book is here, not how many books you read and how much truth you read. ”
"If you don't understand, if you don't understand, no matter how much you read, it's useless! The old peasant, he doesn't know a few words, but the truth of farming is one set and one drop. ”
"Xiao Xiao's wife, don't misunderstand the meaning of reading! For example, you read books every day, but how much do you understand?"
Yang Xiaolei's face was serious, as if discussing knowledge.
Xiao Xiao was speechless, the neuroticism of this thing is getting more and more serious.
"Then you just said that big people are big and brainless, so you are also more than 1.8 meters? Doesn't that mean that you are also a brainless person, so if you count it, a person without a brain will say something completely untrustworthy, then what you just said is nonsense. Xiao Xiao couldn't help but go back.
"NONONO!" Yang Xiaolei smiled, stretching out his index finger and wiggling.
"I... I am the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, hero and chivalry, I am Yang... Small... Light..."
Yang Xiaolei raised his head and raised his feet at the same time, intending to take a pose.
However, when his toes touched the ground, there was a sudden tingling pain.
His toes were connected to his heart, and he screamed out directly in pain.
"Wow, it hurts!"
"Poof..."
Yang Xiaolei fell directly to the ground!
"Hahaha..."The people in the room laughed.
"It turns out that you are such Yang Xiaolei!" Li Xian'er said with a sneer.
Yang Xiaolei got up in embarrassment, staring at Li Xian'er, glaring at her eyes with an angry face.
"What? You want to hit me? It's my hand, come and try to hit me?" Li Xian'er said indifferently.
Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei suddenly laughed, he bent over and walked cautiously.
"That's... Miss Xian'er, thank you for your hard work! Are you tired? Do you want me to give you food below?" Yang Xiaolei smiled very obscenely.