No. 375, looking for someone who is destined!
No. 375, looking for someone who is destined!
Fang Yan once wanted to be a blockbuster, but he never wanted to become famous as a bird.
He is not a very open person, and he can swear to Avalokiteshvara Nyorai Buddha and the gods that he is still a virgin.
But why did this happen?
He stood naked in the center of the stage
The wind is blowing, and the buttocks are slightly cool
The crotch should be covered
Let's still enjoy it
It was an unforgettable evening
Because the pupils of every spectator are blooming with the same light as fireworks exploding
This modern poem called "Time" was not written by Fang Yan, but was written by a modern poet named Liu Xia Fan after the banquet.
This poem was first published in a newspaper's poetry anthology, and was later reprinted and published by countless media, and was quoted by online media, and became popular. After reading this poem, many people want to restore the story scene at that time, and more people want to search for who the 'he' who 'stands naked in the center of the stage'.
Yanashita became famous again because of this poem and became a representative of the Chinese avant-garde poets. And Fang Yan, the party----
The little virgin Fang Yan was really frightened.
The hot sweat on his body turned into cold sweat, sticking thickly to his body.
Because the heart of Tai Chi rotated wildly, the strength stripped the clothes off his body. Because of this explosion, the Tai Chi heart of his body finally regained its calm.
Ever since he had learned to bathe himself, no one but himself had seen him naked.
Of course, the battle between Ichiken Peak and Chiba Wars does not count. Fang Yan stubbornly thought that it was night at that time, and other people must not be able to see anything real----
However, this time is different.
The lights are bright and the crowd is crowded.
Everyone's eyes have only one focus, and everyone's smiles are so playful.
"When this kind of thing happens, everyone doesn't want to -----" Fang Yan's mouth opened, wanting to explain something, but the words he said were so weak.
Then, clutching his crotch and bare ass, he ran towards the outside of the clubhouse.
When I ran to the elevator door, I remembered that the elevator in the clubhouse needed to swipe my card to get down.
So he turned around and shouted: "Ye Fengsheng---- Ye Fengsheng, you quickly keep up-----
Ye Fengsheng Zhu Zidan They are still a little stupid, just now everyone played the Seven Heroes of Langya Mountain together, why did they start cosplaying naked crazy demons in the blink of an eye?
Even if you have a hobby in this area, you have to say hello to your brothers in advance, don't you?
The fat on Ye Fengsheng's face kept twitching, and he said to the brothers: "Which one is this?" Anyway, I don't care what you think---- I won't take it off with him this time." ”
"I don't take it off either. Zhu Zidan shook his head with a serious face.
"I'd rather die than take it off. Ruan Jing said with a serious face. "If you take it off, you won't have a face to see people. ”
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A man in black walked over, looked at Fang Yan and said, "Sir, we will have all the spare clothes---- if you need it----"
"Yes. Fang Yan interrupted him and said, "Take me to change my clothes." ”
"Please follow me. The man in black said.
Fang Yan didn't follow him, but trotted in front of him.
After running a few steps, he felt that this was not complete, and then covered his crotch and retreated behind the butt of the man in black.
"You go fast. Fang Yan said. "I'm in a hurry. ”
The man in black had to speed up his pace, and an evil smile appeared on his face that Fang Yan couldn't see.
Fang Yan left, but the banquet scene exploded.
"Oh my God, that kid---- that guy named Fang Yan, he just ran naked?"
"Is this to celebrate? To celebrate his victory over the general's order? What a villain's triumphant face? How could he do such a shameful thing? Such a person is really not a qualified gentleman----
"Oh my God, I forgot to take a picture---- did you take a picture----?
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The general turned to look at Li Guoqiang and asked, "What is this for?"
Li Guoqiang's expression was solemn, and he said in a deep voice: "This kid is too cunning, he doesn't play cards according to common sense, and he looks crazy on the surface, but everything he says and does has a deep meaning---- otherwise the general order will not suffer a big loss in his hands." He actually ran naked in public, sacrificing so much, his intention must be not small---- what he wants to do, I still don't understand for the time being. ”
The general sighed and said, "This is really a guy who --- treat himself like a piece of mud." It is indeed not a lucky thing to meet such an opponent. No wonder my brother missed repeatedly---- this time, my brother should have fallen badly, right? ”
Li Guoqiang smiled and said: "At this time, the last thing he needs is comfort ----"
"So I didn't go back. General Xing said with a chuckle. "Fang Yan's kid has a saying that makes a lot of sense, I used to pretend not to care about many things, but now I really don't care about those things---- I really don't care. ”
"That's because you figured it out. Li Guoqiang said.
"yes. Figured it out. The general sighed. "This kid has taught us a lesson. ”
On the big screen in the room, Fang Yan was playing a picture of Fang Yan walking quickly in the clubhouse with his crotch covered.
The girl in red giggled and said, "Teacher Fang's figure is not bad." ”
----- he looks in a good mood as well. Said the handsome man standing behind him.
This is not a room, but a fresh and elegant flower room.
The four sides of the flower house are made of transparent glass, and you can see the dark world covered in ice and snow outside.
It's windy and snowy outside, but it's warm like spring here.
Red and yellow flowers bloom brightly, and butterflies dance among the flowers.
In the middle of the flowers, there sat a woman in white whose age was indecipherable.
Her facial features are not stunning, but everyone who sees her will think she is good-looking.
I think her eyes are good-looking, I think her eyebrows are good-looking, I think her mouth is good-looking, I think her movements are good-looking when she speaks, I think she looks good when she is thinking deeply, and I think her every word and deed is good-looking.
Some women rely on their faces to win, and some women's temperament kills everything in seconds.
For music addicts, for music madness. This is one of the seven idiots of China.
Although her song made the children outside cry and wet their clothes, she did not come forward to meet anyone from beginning to end.
"Master, are you unhappy?" asked the boy in white beside him.
"Something strange just happened. Le Idiot said.
"What's weird?"
"Somebody made my tune. Le Idiot said.
The boy smiled and said, "Master, how can anyone play with your tune? This piece you played is a new work, and you don't even have a name----
"I felt his presence. Le Idiot said. "It's a --- musical resonance. ”
"There is such a thing. The boy said. "I don't feel it at all. Master, what are we going to do?"
Le Idiot thought about it again and again, and said, "You go and invite him over." I'm going to talk to him. ”
"But, Master, I don't know who he is?"
The music idiot frowned slightly, and said softly: "He must be a person who likes music." ”
"Master, many people like your music. ”
"He must have been a very tasteful man. ”
"Master, I understand. You know, I'm stupid, there are hundreds of guests out there, I'm afraid I won't be able to find him----"
This question made the music idiot also very difficult, and said: "He should be a little older, and there are some experiences that young people don't have--- you go out and say that I am looking for someone who is destined, and everyone must have some reactions." Based on everyone's reactions, you can determine who I am looking for. ”
"Master, I understand. The boy said.
The boy in white left the flower room and walked straight to the banquet hall.
The charity auction is about to begin, and the guests present have gathered without leaving.
The clear eyes of the boy in white scanned the audience, and there was no way to determine who was the person who resonated with the master. He just said, "Ladies, gentlemen-----
No one paid attention to him.
Who cares what a child is shouting? They were all discussing Fang Yan's streaking incident.
"I'm Letong, the apprentice of Le's idiot. The boy in white was a little angry and shouted at a loud voice.
Sou----
The name of a man, the shadow of a tree. As soon as the name of the musician came out, everyone stopped talking.
They looked at the boy in white with surprise in their eyes, and thought, what is the apprentice of the idiot --- him to do?
Wang Xiaoya, as the host of the party, walked quickly to Le Tong's side and asked, "Little friend, are you a disciple of the water family?"
"I'm not a child. Le Tong said dissatisfiedly. "I'm an apprentice of Le Idiot. ”
"Okay, you're not a child. Wang Xiaoya said with a smile. "Then tell me, is there anything you have to do?"
"Master asked me to come out and find someone who was destined. Le Tong said.
"Destined for someone?" everyone's pupils lit up.
There are hundreds of guests present, who doesn't want to be a destined person for Mr. Le Idiot?
If you can meet Mr. Le Idiot, it will be a matter that can be famous in Yanjing--- the same style as Fang Yan's streaking.
Of course, the reputation must be much better than the former.
"Which one is destined?" asked Wang Xiaoya with a smile. I thought to myself, if I could be that destined person, it would be a wonderful thing that could be brought out and legendary.
"I don't know. Le Tong said frankly. "Master said that he and Master have a musical resonance---- should be a gentleman with a decent face, right?"
Does the music resonate with Mr. Svenile?
Many people shifted their attention to the face of the general line, because, after the sound of the music idiot, the general line recited an extremely appropriate lyric.
Is the general a destined person to meet?