The nurse trembled and hugged me as a newborn to show my father who was lying on the hospital bed, my father with deep sunken eyes, as if he was shocked, this forehead is so big, is it the forehead of the birthday star, has this complexion been bombed by artillery battles, black is okay, black is a piece of east and west, such a handsome father was born a miserable me, this is a genetic mutation.

The patient in the next bed couldn't help but laugh and whispered, "It's the first time I've seen something like this." Rub, don't go, tell me clearly, is the quality of people so bad now. How do you speak, don't look at me now, I curse you to meet interns every time you get a needle.

Dad raised his hand and touched my face with difficulty, wanting to say something, the nurse leaned in to listen, said he knew, Dad slowly closed his eyes, the nurse saw that it was wrong, this is the rhythm of the dog, and immediately asked someone to carry my dad into the emergency room, the bell rang for a while, and he still didn't come back. His eyes never opened again. At that time, it was the season of rice fragrance.

I have to make it clear: my dad was by no means scared to death.

My father left us a small firecracker factory, because of this firecracker factory, I was born to be the richest man in town. It's just that this rich man is a bit ugly.

I sprinkle spicy strips everywhere, and I still have friends in elementary school.

I hid under the big metasequoia tree in front of the school building and shouted, "Preserved eggs, hurry up and lead!"

A lean one-meter-five child, with a cigarette in his hand, his legs trembling and motionless.

"You can run after ordering, and I'll buy you 10 packs of spicy strips after ordering. ”

The child trembled and lit the lead, and then looked at the lead motionless as if it had been pointed.

I rushed over and pulled him by, and before I could run two steps, there was a "bang", and we instinctively threw ourselves on the ground, but fortunately we were blocked by the bushes, and slowly got up, watching the big squirrel behind me run to the treetops, thinking, I didn't blow it up.

I'm called Wang Cannon.

He's called Predator, the nickname I gave him.

I picked up the cigarette he had not yet extinguished, and smoked it in style, looking at the window panes shattered by the cannonballs, as if nothing was happening.

A boy who likes to make small reports said, "What the hell is blowing up the window pane again!"

I glared at him and said, "Get out!"

The richest man just spoke, and he ran away.

I heard the head teacher shouting: "Wang Cannon, I want to call your parents!"

I shouted as I wanted, and I shouted, "Go and scream, don't worry! My mother won't scold me." ”

A little girl of the same grade, blushing from the sound of firecrackers, stood at the door of the class angrily, gave me a blank look, and walked back to the classroom.

I shouted, "Yo, I'm still white, I'm so fat, do you eat pig food?"

It didn't take long for a faint cry to be heard from that class. I felt a little satisfied, and I took two more puffs of my cigarette.

"How many times have this been, you can educate your children well, we have changed more than a dozen window panes. The head teacher said.

My mother bowed and apologized: "I'm sorry, teacher, I'll let someone change the window pane, and I will definitely educate Wang Cannon well when I go back..."

Before my mom could finish speaking, I said, "Hmph, educate me well, when have you ever taken care of me!" My mom immediately pulled me out of the office and motioned for me not to speak. I was even more angry: "You don't have time for parent-teacher conferences, come and listen to the old witch criticize me, you have time, every time!"

My mother went into the office and apologized to the head teacher and dragged me straight home. Sitting in a private car, I opened the window and felt the envious eyes of passers-by, I actually liked this feeling, the feeling of being the richest man in the town is so cool, and the feeling of being the richest man in the world is not so cool to God.

When my mom got home, she said, "Cannon, mom has time today, let's play games together!"

Miracle! Since I can remember, my mother has never played games with me, I was surprised and surprised, very uncomfortable to run to get the Xiaobawang game machine, skillfully turn on the card insertion, and give my mother a handle.

"The one on the left is up and down, the one on the right is shooting and jumping. You're dying, run! Press left, left, not right, you don't distinguish between left and right! You're dead again! We won't be able to beat this level, it's all your fault. "I was happy to see my mom clumsily press the buttons, even though I didn't pass the test. The mother looked back and smiled contentedly and said, "It's better for my son to play." Let's do it again. ”

The secretary suddenly came in and said, "Mrs. Wang, the factory needs you to come over." My mother looked back at me and said, "I'm very busy right now." ”

Secretary: "An out-of-town customer who wants to sign a long-term supply agreement needs to see you immediately. The mother sighed: "Son, wait for next time." ”

I dropped the handle, ran out of the room, and said, "I'm going with you." ”

My mother said: "It's dangerous in the factory, you can't go over, I don't say anything about how naughty you are in school, but I don't agree with going to the factory." ”

I watched their car go away, secretly rode a bicycle and ran to the house of the preserved egg, the preserved egg was punished by his father, but I couldn't resist the temptation of 10 packs of spicy strips, and rode with me to the firecracker factory. We were both skinny and slick from the gutter into the factory and expertly slipped to the back of the office, and I watched from the corner of the window as my mom was polite, confident and not arrogant in explaining our products to customers. We slipped from the gutter to the workshop, grabbed some fireworks from the staff's desk, and immediately slipped back.

There was a squirrel in front of the school building, and every time I passed by, he would bark twice defiantly, as if to laugh at my appearance, and I always felt that the squirrel was saying, "What is coming, what is coming!" At that time, I thought, put the cannon on the tree and set it on fire, and the squirrel curiously crawled over to sniff it, and the cannon exploded at this time, and it was killed. The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard. I don't know why I have to fry squirrels, maybe to get attention, maybe to be bored, but certainly not because I hate it.

I'm like the squirrel, the world is as empty as if I'm alone, and every now and then I call twice to get someone's attention.

The next day, Pidan and I arrived at the school with firecrackers, only to find that the squirrel had been killed, and the man had tied his body to the school gate. I fought with the squirrel for over a year, and when I saw its corpse hanging on the school gate, I actually cried, feeling like a Tom cat who saw Jerry's corpse. No more squirrels squealing twice as I pass by the metasequoia trees.

I always wanted to find this person, and then scolded him happily, until 10 years later, I found him, and at that time, I was not as good as the squirrel in his eyes.

Finally, when I entered junior high school, my big forehead disappeared, but my skin was still as black as if it had been blown up by a cannonball. I smoke, drink, burn my head, fight and skip class, I am a bad boy in everyone's eyes, as the richest man and the school bully, no one dares to call me anything anymore.

I was a bully at school, and everyone stayed away from me in school, except for a little fat man, who would stand up and criticize me every time I did something bad, and she had a good voice.

The principal has the habit of checking the post every day, and his face will basically appear on the rear window glass at the same time, so I discussed with the preserved egg to surprise him. It happened that the septic tank was not far from the back window, and then we put a big flower cannon in the septic tank, pinching the time, and the preserved eggs were lit.

The little fat man ran over: "It's you, you made the school stink! You have to apologize to your classmates and the principal!"

"Who did I say? It turned out to be a little pig! Someone will come to clean it up in a while, classmates, I'm afraid they are happier than me!" After saying that, the friends behind him burst out laughing.

Chubby blushed and walked away in a huff.

When I was in high school, I probably ran out of ink in my body and started to fade. My friends around me talked about girlfriends, and I also talked about one, a girl of the same level who has a good figure and appearance, at that time, in order to prove that although I was naughty, but I was not stupid, I actually started to study hard, and as a result, my grades soared, and I became the third in the class, the one behind me, just chubby, every time she saw me with my girlfriend, she would go away quickly, I found that she worked harder, and finally one day, she became the second.

At that time, I found that I really liked the feeling of seeing my ranking rise, and I felt that learning was like fighting monsters and upgrading!

I didn't have so much time to go clubbing on the Internet after studying hard, and my friends from junior high school gradually moved away from me. Only Pidan will walk with me every time he comes home, and there is a lot of schoolwork in high school, and there is a lot of communication between him and me. High school is like a fast-moving train, and at this speed, you can't enjoy the beautiful scenery on either side.

On the eve of the college entrance examination, Chubby suddenly asked me, "Which university do you want to go to?"

Although she always asked me to apologize, I didn't resent her, and I told the truth: "Aerospace University!"

"Oh!" she bowed her head and walked away, which confused me at the first question. At this time, Chubby can no longer be called Chubby, because she is no longer fat. I can't call it anything, if you want to call me handsome, it seems that I have inherited not only my dad's property, but also my dad's appearance.

My girlfriend thinks I don't care about her, and she also comes to me to break up with me that day.

She said a lot of things, how to worry about being scared together, saying that there is still a long way to go, we can all meet better people, saying how I don't care about her, and finally she said: "Let's break up!"

I didn't hesitate, and I didn't have a superfluous expression: "Okay!"

She didn't guess that I was so decisive, but she was very surprised, she said, "We have been together for so long, you are so decisive!"

I still didn't have any extra expressions: "yes!"

She choked on my words, and said intermittently, "Okay! you have to give me money." Sort of..."

Before she could finish speaking, I: "Okay!"

She cried, cried heartbreakingly, and made me feel so unforgiving.

Sometimes, falling in love is not because of love, but because everyone has talked about it, and I am the only one who has no face.

I think I hurt her, though only by holding hands and kissing her.

In the college entrance examination, I played extraordinary, and the three-word name of my Wang Cannon gave me amazing luck, and I was admitted to the University of Aeronautics and Astronautics.

My mom was so happy, she hadn't been so happy in a long time, and I even thought she was numb and emotionless. But this time, I saw her weak side, and I saw her holding a picture of my dad, putting it to her heart, and wiping her tears with one hand.

After so many years, she should be very bitter!

I've always wanted her to scold me twice, and I've done so many bad things, just to make her scold me!

My mom never scolded me because she felt she owed me some company.