Chapter 796: Funny Little Fat Man
When the little guy finished singing the song and jumped down and ran down, Fang Yuan hurriedly greeted her and hugged her in his arms.
"Little baby, you sang so well. Fang Yuan said as he sat her on his lap again.
"Of course. "The little one was very proud.
"Her talent for singing is definitely inherited from me. Lan Caiyi said with a smile next to him.
"Yes, my mother's singing is super good. Fang Yuan nodded in agreement.
"I think it's better for me to sing better. The little guy retorted.
"Children can't be proud. Fang Yuan lightly pinched her little face.
"Sister Xinxin's singing is really good. Xiao Shan said with some envy beside her.
Doudou also nodded in agreement.
"You two sing very well, but you are still children, and you still need to continue to learn, and you will definitely sing better and better in the future. Fang Yuan encouraged beside him.
While they were talking here, Du Tianhao came on stage and it was time for him to perform the show.
He is also the only one who does not perform singing and dancing.
"I ...... I'll tell you...... Say a cross talk. The little fat man was also a little nervous and stammered.
"Son, don't be afraid, say boldly. Lin Qiaoyun encouraged from the audience.
"Yes, you're a man, there's nothing to be afraid of. Du Yutang also came, and sat next to Lin Qiaoyun to cheer him on.
and Du Tianhao's grandparents also came.
The three generations of grandparents and grandchildren are simply carved out of the same mold, just the size of the size.
Perhaps because of the encouragement of his parents, the little fat man finally calmed down a little.
Then he said, "I...... I'll give you a cross talk, call my mother. ”
"Huh?" Lin Qiaoyun in the audience suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Everyone should know my mother.
My mother's favorite thing to do is to go shopping for clothes, buy a bunch of them.
My mom couldn't buy some good food and fun, saying I was wasting money.
Isn't she more of a waste of money?
And every time she buys clothes, she is afraid that I will be mischievous, and always says that she will take you to buy food when I finish buying this one, but one after another.
She doesn't know, she has a serious crisis of confidence right now, and I don't trust her very much anymore.
And she always thought she was very thin, so she never ate a lot of delicious food that my dad cooked, and as soon as she ate it, she couldn't wear the clothes she just bought, and then she started yelling to lose weight. ”
Everyone in the audience couldn't laugh, but Lin Qiaoyun didn't stand up to stop his son, but covered his face with an embarrassed face.
"And I don't think my mom loves my dad anymore and doesn't love me. The little fat man said with a serious face.
"Why?" said the audience laughing.
"Because my mother likes to be thin, she yells to lose weight when she grows a little bit of flesh on her body, of course, she has never lost weight, but what do these behaviors mean?"
"What does that mean?" everyone in the audience cheered happily.
Even Fang Yuan laughed and asked, he never thought that this little fat man would be so interesting.
"It means that she likes to be thin, I look like this with my father, can she still love us?" It is impossible to ......think about it?" said the little fat man, and reached out to pinch his little belly.
Everyone in the audience was already laughing.
Lin Qiaoyun finally couldn't help it, and wanted to get up several times, but he was stopped by Du Yutang, and he also extended a thumbs up to his son.
The little fat man's grandparents are even more happy.
The little fat man actually wanted to say something, but looking at Lin Qiaoyun's gritted teeth and glaring, he was afraid that he would offend his mother too hard.
So he hurriedly said: "I feel that my life is threatened, so my cross talk is finished." ”
"It's okay, we protect you. The audience shouted.
"I don't believe my mother, I still believe in you. The little fat man said a word to the crowd, and then hurried off the stage.
Everyone in the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter again.
"Qiaoyun, what your son said is great, don't beat him like this, if you want to beat him, you have to wait until you get home and close the door. The crowd roared.
For a while, the atmosphere of the party reached **.
The little fat man is also very smart, and after getting off the stage, he squeezed directly into his grandfather's arms, but he didn't make eye contact with his mother.
That look really amused everyone.
"Thank you, Du Tianhao, children for bringing us such wonderful stand-up comedy. The host said on stage.
Then I couldn't help but laugh myself.
"Next, we prepared some light meals, as well as some small games to guess lantern riddles, and we will give you some small gifts, please participate enthusiastically. ”
With the voice of the host, the evening performance finally ended.
Start serving food for everyone to eat.
Du Tianhao didn't dare to share a table with his mother, so he came to Fang Yuan, plus Xiaoshan, Doudou and the little guy, there were four children at once.
The others looked at it, but fortunately they all ran over.
At the last round table, except for him and Lan Caiyi, the others were all children.
However, a few little guys were very familiar with Fang Yuan, so naturally they didn't have any scruples, eating and drinking heavily, chattering and talking.
His appetite seems to be much better because of this, and the little fat man is not affected at all, and he is also very big-hearted.
After dinner, everyone participated in the lantern riddle game again.
Lan Caiyi is a master of guessing puzzles, not only won the little guy the little rabbit lamp, the little fish lamp, but also Xiaoshan and Doudou got the lights they wanted.
The happy time always passed quickly, and gradually the crowd dispersed in twos and threes, and Fang Yuan also led the three little ones home.
Although Fang Yuan is very good here, Xiaoshan and Doudou still want to return to their mother's side.
So Fang Yuan could only ask Liang Feibai to send the two of them back.
And of course, bring their harvest tonight.
Watching Xiao Shan excitedly carry the rabbit cage out, Fang Yuan glanced back at the orange curled up on the sofa, it seemed that it had been completely forgotten.
But now that there are more and more animals in the house, this is not a good thing.
There were two dogs, a cat, a chicken, and now a rabbit and a duckling, and if this continues, the house will become a zoo sooner or later.
So think of a way!
Of course, Fang Yuan decided to find a way not to think about it himself, and waited for Fang's mother to come back tomorrow and let her think about this problem.
"Okay, the little rabbit is going to sleep at night, don't toss it anymore, hurry over and go to the bath and sleep with your mother. Fang Yuan said to the little guy who was still teasing the little rabbit.
"Dad, can I take the little bunny to sleep with me at night. The little one came over and asked.
"Of course not, you take the little rabbit to sleep, so where do I sleep?" Fang Yuan asked speechlessly.
"You can sleep underground, no, you can sleep on the sofa, the house is so big, can there be no place for you to sleep?" said the little one.
"Yes, I have a way to do it, do you want to listen to it. Fang Yuan smiled evilly.
"What a way. The little one asked happily.
"You can sleep in the hallway outside the house at night, won't you be with your little rabbit?" Fang Yuan deliberately teased her.
"Okay, okay. The little guy said excitedly when he heard this.
"Uh......"
Fang Yuan was joking, but she took it seriously, and she was very excited.
That's not how we talked about it that day!
How do you make people take the following words?
"Okay, don't tease the child, how can you sleep outside, come with me to the bath. Lan Caiyi walked over and said.
"But I think it's good to sleep outside. "The little guy is innocent.
"There are a lot of mosquitoes out there that will bite you all over the bag. Lan Caiyi pulled her into the bathroom.
"What bag, red envelope?"
"Yes, red envelopes. ”
"Wow, I want a red envelope. ”
"Are you a fool?"
"Hee-hee, I'm Mom's little fool...... Wail...... Quack ......"
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PS: People are not very comfortable, the whole body is sore, and I will have a chapter today, sorry.