Chapter 139: Please be smart

Ling Xu was holding the silver spear with a black face.

For the first time, he heard that someone was asking for a timeout before a fight, citing that he had not eaten breakfast.

Even from a distance, the aroma of barbecue still irresistibly penetrated into his nose. It's so hateful! He actually ate barbecue early in the morning! Ling Xu was resentful in his heart, the Council of Elders had been held all night, he hadn't eaten all night, and now his stomach was empty. But now he has to watch a bastard eat meat in front of him.

It's outrageous!

Stay and beat out all the stuff that this damn bastard eats in your stomach!

Mutter!

His stomach made an indistinct sound, and the surroundings suddenly fell silent, and Ling Xu's dark face suddenly turned red.

These guys must have a lot of ear power...... Damn it......

"Hey, son, if you're hungry, let's eat. Tang turned his face, raised the barbecue in his hand very friendly, and sent an invitation to Ling Xu.

"Who are you?" Ling Xu jumped like thunder, brushing the ground with the silver gun in his hand pointing directly at Tang.

"If you're not hungry, I'll eat them all. Don munched on the barbecue desperately while muttering indistinctly.

"Bastard!"

Ling Xu scolded angrily and rushed over, and before he could sit down, he pounced on the barbecue.

Half an hour later, Tang and Ling Xu were both full of faces, half lying on the ground, and their bellies were round like watermelons. Gu Xue and Murray looked sluggish, they couldn't understand the situation in front of them at all.

Not only did they not understand, but everyone watching the battle from a distance was dumbfounded.

"So satisfied!" Ling Xu couldn't wait to lie down at this time.

"That's life. Don's emotion wafted in the sun.

"Hey, don't think you're going to buy me off with a barbecue. Ling Xu half-propped his body, with an extremely comfortable expression on his face, and said lazily: "However, the Great Elder means to take Sister Xue back, don't stop me, I will treat you as if I haven't met you." ”

Murray's face changed drastically, with Ling Xu's prestige, he believed that no one would dare to refuse if he could say such a thing.

On the contrary, Gu Xue was quite calm.

"Stop dreaming. Tang also said lazily: "This is my territory, you come to my territory to shout, how can I be the boss in the future?"

Ling Xu didn't expect his overtures to be rejected, he sat up straight and looked serious: "Are you serious?"

"Nonsense. Don didn't even lift his eyelids, and his tone was so lazy that one couldn't help but wonder if he was asleep.

"Then there is no way!" Ling Xu stood up with a solemn expression: "The Great Elder's order, I will not disobey it!"

The battle intent in his body began to rise, and the silver spear pointed directly at Tang, and his tone became calm: "Come on!

"Hey, aren't you sleepy after dinner?" Don yawned, his eyes were filled with tears, and he said vaguely: "Sleepy...... I'm sleepy, get some sleep first......"

Ling Xu felt that he was going crazy: "If you don't get up again, don't blame me for being rude!"

"Half an hour, half an hour...... don't yawn louder.

"Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up and fight to the death! Only the victor ......is qualified" Ling Xu wanted to go up and poke a few holes in Tang's body, but his self-esteem as a master made him restrain him.

"Twenty minutes, then...... Otherwise, it will be ten minutes..."Tang's eyes were full of tears, and the strong drowsiness made him almost unable to open his eyes.

Ling Xu was simply angry!

He had never met such a scoundrel, but Tang was so powerful that the tip of his gun was almost stabbed into Tang, and Tang was still indifferent.

So sleepy......

Tang was really sleepy and couldn't open his eyes, and Ling Xu came to stab him, he didn't perceive the danger.

There was such a superb person in this world, Ling Xu was so angry that his teeth itched, but the dignity of a martial artist on his body made it impossible for him to do anything like a sneak attack.

Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a well, and his eyes lit up.

Tang's bucket was still in place just now, Ling Xu didn't say a word, flew to the well, put down the silver gun, picked up the bucket, and filled the bucket with a bucket full of water.

By the time he walked up to Don with the bucket, Don's snoring had already sounded.

You sleep so fast...... But hey, hey!

Ling Xu raised the bucket in his hand, and poured a bucket of water on it.

The biting cold well water drenched Tang, and Tang felt that he had suddenly fallen into an ice cave in his sleep, so he screamed and jumped up directly from the ground.

When he saw Ling Xu's triumphant expression and the bucket in his hand, Tang reacted immediately.

Tang suddenly exploded, pointed at Ling Xu and scolded: "I invited you to eat barbecue, and you actually poured water on me!

Ling Xu thought about it too, and suddenly felt that he was a little excessive.

Just as he was about to open his mouth to explain, Don had already pounced on him with a scream. Ling Xu, who was high-spirited, suddenly found that what he had in his hand was a bucket instead of the silver gun he was familiar with, and his face changed suddenly: "Wait a minute......

Tang, who was extremely angry, was in danger as soon as he came up

A whirlpool, like a flock of white birds, flew towards Ling Xu. This was not over, Tang's Tan leg drew staggered swords, and blasted towards Ling Xu without a head or face.

Ling Xu was busy dodging, but Tang, who was furious, attacked simply suffocating.

Ling Xu's figure was not too stable by the flying bird vortex, and the fine Tan leg sword had already occupied his field of vision. In desperation, he subconsciously raised the barrel in his hand.

The barrel is smashed in an instant!

The sharp knife light swept past the tip of his nose, cutting a streak of blood, which frightened him into a cold sweat.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Ling Xu desperately wanted to stop.

Tang didn't mean to stop, the offensive was like a raging storm, smashing down his head and face, attacking fiercely on the one hand, and scolding on the other.

"Be kind to donkey liver and lungs! I invite you to eat barbecue! You actually pour water on me!"

"I'm getting tired of living!"

"Tell you, the guys who dare to drench me will all be beaten like dead dogs by me!"

"You are doomed to die today! you are destined to repent for the rest of your life for the actions of this bastard!"

"Despair, bastard!"

......

Poor Ling Xu, all his kung fu was on the rotten silver and red tassel gun, and he was unarmed, struggling in the attack of Tang's storm.

A completely one-sided battle!

When Ling Xu was slapped by Tang and directly slapped to the ground, then Tang's fist smashed down like a raging storm.

In just a dozen seconds, Ling Xu's face had been completely deformed.

This, this, this......

All those who watched this battle were already like clay sculptures, stunned by the scene in front of them that completely subverted their perceptions.

That's Ling Xu, silver gun Ling Xu!

The guy who was beaten like a pig's head......

The guy who was ridden underneath him......

The guy who had no power to fight back and could only wail......

Old, what the hell is going on?

Tang beat him wildly in one breath, and the breath in his heart finally came over. Poor Ling Xu had been completely beaten beyond recognition, as if he had been trampled by a group of giant elephants.

Tang stopped, looked at Ling Xu under him, and asked viciously, "Do you accept it?"

"Dissatisfied, have the ability to ......," Ling Xu retorted angrily.

Tang Er's words were no, and he was beaten with a fat blow on his head and face, Ling Xu's words came to an abrupt end, and the raindrop-like fists hit for thirty seconds before stopping.

"Convincing or not?"

"Dissatisfied!" Ling Xu was extremely stiff: "You have insulted the dignity of a martial artist......

Tang Xie was born from the side of his guts: "Ah, eat my barbecue, and pour water on me, are you still qualified to be a martial artist?"

Without allowing Ling Xu to refute, Tang was beaten up again for two minutes.

Tang didn't use real force, he used brute force completely, but with Tang's brute force, such a fist hit his body, and it hurt to the bone.

"Convincing or not?"

Ling Xu was silent at this time.

"Aha, don't squeak?"

Tang began to beat wildly again, his fists smashed into his flesh, and there was a crackling sound, so painful that Ling Xu's expression was distorted.

"Then I'll strip you naked and stay up. Don was feeling a little tired, too, but he had a solution.

Ling Xu said angrily: "You can't be humiliated!"

"What a fart?" Tang sneered, and his hand began to touch Ling Xu's trouser belt.

Ling Xu panicked suddenly: "Hey, hey, you can't be like this, you can't be like this!"

Tang turned a deaf ear.

Ling Xu was completely panicked at this moment, and when he thought that he was naked in front of the whole city, he suddenly felt a chill, and finally gave in: "Obey!

Tang suddenly triumphed: "Hahahaha, you have already served, don't you have nothing to do?"

It's humiliating!

How can there be such evil people in the world?

I really shouldn't have taken on this task......

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses......

Ling Xu was inexplicably sad and indignant: "Boss......"

"Hahahaha!" Tang immediately changed his expression, immediately jumped off Ling Xu's body, pulled up Ling Xu, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and helped Ling Xu pat the dust off his body very affectionately: "From now on, we are a family! Come on, let's continue to eat barbecue!"

Barbecue......

As soon as he heard these two words, Ling Xu almost burst into tears.

His whole life was planted on barbecue, and Ling Xu swore that he would never eat barbecue again in the future!

He went to the well with a tiger face and picked up his silver spear, and when he saw the blue nose and swollen face reflected in the well, Ling Xu's face darkened.

Bastard......

"Hahahaha, sure enough, I don't know each other!"

Tang's gesture of goodwill, Ling Xu turned a deaf ear, and sat down beside Gu Xue, holding the silver spear with both hands.

Gu Xue, who had always been very calm, looked at Ling Xu's sad and angry face beside her, and suddenly felt pressure rushing to her face. Suddenly, the figure in front of him flashed, and Tang also sat down, playing haha: "You drench me with water, I beat you, and we are even!"

You're just going to beat me up?

The corners of Ling Xu's eyes jumped, and the temperature around him plummeted. Gu Xue felt even more pressured.

After half of the battle, the Gu family guards who were watching the battle suddenly found that Ling Xu was sitting motionless, and he didn't even mean to do it again.

This, this, this......

The guards who came with Ling Xu suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and they ran back and reported to the Great Elder. After a while, he ran back sweaty.

"Lord Ling Xu, the Great Elder urges you to hurry up and ......"

Ling Xu, who was speechless, raised his eyelids and said in a muffled voice: "Please report back to the Great Elder, Ling Xu can't follow left and right in the future, please ask the Great Elder to ask for another master." ”

The audience exploded at once.

Don froze.