"I bought a watch last year......"

Zhang Fan @ everyone on Weibo, where does this sentence make those people stupid. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info They are all blinded and don't know what this sentence means.

"Brother Fan, what does this mean?"

"What does it have to do with them when you bought a watch last year?"

"The great god will answer ......"

"What the hell does that mean?"

The people who watched the excitement didn't know what this sentence meant, and even those anchors didn't know what it meant.

"Zhang Fan, what happened to you when you bought a watch last year? What is there to show off when you buy a watch?"

Ah Biao replied directly.

"Your IQ is in arrears, please recharge ...... in time"

Zhang Fan's reply made everyone laugh all at once.

"Haha, it's funny to me, it turns out that scolding people can still be scolded like this?"

"It's a long time to see......"

"Haha, this sentence can be understood......"

"Favorites......

The people who watched the excitement were amused, they had seen such a scolding war there. Ah Biao was even more angry by this sentence, and his face was red and his neck was thick.

"You're a fucking ......"

Ah Biao replied angrily.

"You're a well (considering your IQ problem, with the answer: it's two horizontally and vertically.) ”

Zhang Fan's reply made countless people laugh again.

"Haha, it turns out that the well can be understood like this......"

"I've seen ...... for a long time"

"It's really a ...... that swears without swearing"

Netizens were lively, but Ah Biao and they were angry and their livers hurt.

"You are the two, and your whole family is the second ......"

Ah Biao continued to reply unwillingly.

"You're an X+2>4 solution!"

replied again to the five-body throw that had already made netizens admire, and Ah Biao was even more embarrassed by this strange scolding tone and didn't know how to answer.

"Haha, I know this, the answer is two to positive infinity, Brother Fan is mighty. ”

"It's so ruthless, it's the first time I've seen such scolding. But Brother Fan, what the hell is the stalk I bought a watch last year? ”

"yes, what the hell is that? ”

"Haha, I see. Brother Fan is so ruthless, you take the first letter, and then associate ......"

"I'll go, haha, I'll go to your mother with an X, it's really ......"

"Haha, this is really a test of IQ......"

Zhang Fan's scolding words have really made everyone really insightful, scolding people without dirty words, but they can make people angry to death.

"Don't you talk, okay? ”

"Put your picture on the wall, ward off evil spirits during the day, and contraception at night"

"2B describes you, but people are not happy with pencils?"

"You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so coolly, and looking so defeated. ”

"You look so creative, you live so bravely!"

"You've been a hooligan since you were a child, and you didn't forget to look back when you were born. ”

scolded the war, Zhang Fan began to scold those people, and no one was spared. The people who watched the live broadcast were called admiration, Zhang Fan's scolding words, several times a minute, scolding people without dirty words and without duplicates. One person, directly scolding dozens of people speechless, is really a tongue war group Confucian.

"It's amazing, Brother Fan's scolding level is against the sky......"

"It's awesome......"

"I finally know what a shrew is. No, the ...... of the splash man"

"Cultural people, ......"

"From now on, it will be Brother Fan's brain-dead fan......"

Many players completely put the screenshot behind them at the moment, and at this moment they looked at Zhang Fan's Weibo, two hours, more than 300 classic scolding quotations, none of which were the same, such a level of scolding, smiling proudly.

"Hey, how lonely is invincible......"

The last Weibo made everyone laugh. Through the screen, everyone could feel the cheapness on Zhang Fan's face.

"Blocking ......"

"It is highly recommended to ban such anchors, and lose the face of the black hand......"

"Request for a ban ......"

Those anchors can't scold Zhang Fan, directly @Black Hand Official.

"Fuck, you still have to be shameless, you can't scold but use this method......"

"I kind of understand, these people are bullying Brother Fan is new......"

"What's the matter, that screenshot of A-Zhu, it must be framed ......"

"You can take a look, these people are all anchors of Long March Film and Television, it must be that Brother Fan has a conflict with the people in their company......"

"Really, fucking ......"

"I see......"

Netizens soon discovered that the people who scolded and fought with Zhang Fan turned out to be the anchors of Long March Film and Television. By this time, some people who understood already knew pretty much what was going on.

"Count nine in the middle of winter and look forward to spring, and look forward to the morning sun in the middle of the night. The flower looks forward to a large amount of money, and the idle second wife looks forward to the hooligan. The lone jackal looks forward to the female ghost at night, and the single old man looks forward to the aunt. Acting is looking forward to winning awards, and being an anchor is looking forward to dying together. ”

Zhang Fan's Weibo was updated again, and when he saw the content, countless people burst into laughter.

"I'm going, how ruthless?"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death......"

"Sure enough, the anchor is looking forward to death......"

"Damn, a group of people bullying one person, it's really insightful......"

"They must be jealous of Brother Fan, that's why they ...... like this"

"In the future, Brother Fan's brain will be a fan......"

Many people have seen the truth of the matter clearly at this moment. After knowing the truth, some people here didn't know Zhang Fan before, but now they have directly become Zhang Fan's fans.

In the room, Amo's face was extremely ugly. A group of people couldn't scold one person, and that Ba Pan slapped them even harder.

"It's late, and I will tell everyone a story at the end and go to bed. said that there was a couple in the Song Dynasty, who were very affectionate and were envied by the people of ten miles and eight villages. One day, when the man was seriously ill, he said to his wife, "Daughter-in-law, wait until I die." You're going to find someone to marry......"

When the girl heard this, she hurriedly said, "Husband, I am your person in life and your ghost in death." Even if you die, I will keep filial piety for you for the rest of your life. The man looked at his daughter-in-law, very relieved, and finally whimpered. ”

After the man left, the villagers buried him in a grand manner. After burying him, everyone suddenly saw his wife holding a fan and fanning it vigorously at the head of the grave. Seeing this scene, the villagers shook their heads one after another. It turns out that there is a local custom that after a man dies, he must wait for the soil on the grave to dry up before the woman can remarry......"

This is the so-called: everyone said that they were deeply grateful before they died, and after they died, everyone wanted to fan the grave. It is difficult to draw dragons and tigers, and it is difficult to draw bones, and knowing people and faces does not know their hearts. ”

Zhang Fan's Weibo is updated again, this is a small story. But after reading the story, everyone knows who the story is about.

The irony of this story is Liu Yizhu. When my husband was there, I showed affection, and at that time, I swore to each other. But not long after her husband died, he hooked up with other men.

"Awesome, Brother Fan, I completely admire ......"

"It's hard to draw dragons and tigers, and it's hard to know people and faces, but you don't know your heart, Brother Fan's words are too philosophical......"

"I didn't expect Brother Fan to be so level......"

"Brother Fan, we support your ......"

Many people were conquered by the last four sentences. And Liu Yizhu, who was reading Weibo, almost fainted with anger after reading this story. The previous thousand words were not as ruthless as this story. This story directly nailed Liu Yizhu to the pillar of shame.