Chapter 729: It's too ugly to laugh, change it!

Originally, the refiner wanted to make a shoe with the function of 'sword control', which could 'fly with shoes'. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but in the end he failed, and only made a super weakened version of the sword control technique, which became the 'shoe slapping face technique'.

In fact, many monks have done similar experiments. It was the dream of many monks to master the 'flying sword, sword mastery, and flying technique' before the realm of the four grades - Master Tongxuan invented the semi-finished product of 'Sword Piloting', and Medicine Master invented the 'Gu' that turned people into hot air balloons.

After listening to the introduction, Song Shuhang felt that this face-slapping slippers were really interesting: "Shop, how do you sell these face-slapping slippers?"

"If you like it, I will give you these shoes at the purchase price, five third-grade spirit stones. The proprietress smiled brightly.

More expensive than Sixteen's shoes with 'levitation'?

However, it is still within the acceptable range of Shuhang: "Okay, then I want it." ”

The proprietress Ma Li wrapped the slippers for Song Shuhang - the finished slippers are also a pair. However, the slipper on the left leg is just a relatively strong and durable ordinary slipper. Only the right foot is a 'face-slapping slipper'.

Shuhang and Ah Sixteen left the store satisfied.

When he left the store, Song Shuhang turned his head and looked around.

Su Shi Ah Sixteen asked, "What are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for that Su Wenqu Daoist who knocked the two of us down just now. Song Shuhang smiled lightly and said, the attitude of the female store manager just now has changed significantly.

And Song Shuhang and Su Shi Ah Sixteen didn't bring the 'White Venerable' to the store together. The female store manager will suddenly change her attitude, and she must have received a 'voice into secret' from a certain Taoist friend.

Combined with the identity of that Su Wenqu Daoyou [son of Henghuo True Monarch]...... The one who transmitted the voice to the female store manager was him nine times out of ten.

Su Shi Ah Sixteen also smiled and nodded, understanding.

However, after looking around, Song Shuhang did not find the scholar with the knife.

"Well, let's go ahead with ours. "Song Shu Channel.

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An hour later.

Song Shuhang and Su Shi Ah Sixteen finished shopping at the store they wanted to visit, and the two returned with a full load.

At this time, the two sat on chairs in the square to rest.

In the center of the square, there were thirteen tall statues of immortals, and when Song Shuhang saw these statues, his heart was slightly clouded.

Su Shi Ah Sixteen stretched his waist and said, "The break of the movie is almost over, right? Are we going back to make a movie?"

"It should be about the same, I'll contact the Lychee Fairy and Senior Bai to see if I'm going back. Song Shuhang replied.

Then, he took out his mobile phone and prepared to make a call to Venerable Bai - hoping that Senior Bai had finished the activity of 'renting out flying swords'.

He pulled out his phone and swiped to unlock it...... At this time, out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw a bright red light flickering slightly on the 'Thirteen Tribulation Immortal Statue'.

The corners of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, and a bad premonition came to his heart.

Anyone who has read an infinite stream novel knows that the protagonists of an infinite stream novel can return to their daily lives after completing their tasks. When the next mission starts, you'll be caught in infinite space.

[I won't be arrested again and continue with the new exam, right?] Song Shuhang said secretly in his heart.

If you really want to arrest him again and take the make-up exam, it will be crazy! Because it has only been more than an hour since the last time he silently wrote "The Self-cultivation of the Sage".

You shouldn't be so diligent, right?

When his mind moved, he suddenly ...... His eyes went dark.

Beep Doudou, it's really coming again!

……

……

Song Shuhang's body tilted briskly and fell towards Su's Ah Sixteen. His consciousness was drawn into a large, black plaza space.

In the square, the statue of 'Daozi', the head of the thirteen tribulation immortals under the seat of the Confucian sage, exudes a faint light.

This...... What do you want to take again?

He turned his head to look around, and then there was a dull pain in his liver - he was the only one who was pulled into the space this time.

Su Wenqu and seven other Confucian disciples were not pulled into this space!

Pills, if you have to take the exam again this time, you will be dead.

"Yo, Shuhang friends, see you again. At this moment, a familiar voice came from the air.

Song Shuhang turned his head to look, and saw that the 'Bai Senior Two' was floating above his head, yawning. This time, the clothes on his body directly turned into a 'sleeping bag', and the whole person shrunk in the sleeping bag, only his eyes and nose were exposed.

After Song Shuhang saw Senior Bai's two, his eyes were happy: "Senior Bai, you are still there." "-Great, the most powerful cheat, Bai Senpai, is still there, so no matter what the exam, he is not afraid.

"Well, I've always been. Senior Bai said: "Then, I just slept in this space, and I woke up after I was full, and then I felt a little bored, so I pulled you into this space to accompany me through the connection between this 'Immortal Statue' and you." ”

Song Shuhang: "......"

The feeling of 'joy' in his heart suddenly sank into the eighteenth layer of hell - the culprit who pulled him into this space was Bai Senpai two!

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "Senior Bai, do you have anything to do with me?"

"Well, I remember that I had something I wanted to inform you about, and it was a very important thing. But I slept so comfortably just now that I can't remember. Senior Bai said with a confused face.

Song Shuhang: "......"

"Well, don't look at me with such a sad face, you must know that I am an old man, I don't know how many years I have lived, isn't it normal for people to have memory loss when they are old?"

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "That Bai senior, what do you have to do to remember something very important?" Hurry up and get this Bai senior, and then leave this space is the king. So, try to cooperate with the white seniors two.

"I really can't remember. Why don't you tell me a joke? Maybe when I'm happy, I'll remember something important?" said Bai Senpai, pinching his chin.

Song Shuhang: "......"

Bai Senior Two: "What, you don't know how to tell jokes?"

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "I can speak, you let me think about it!"

"Okay, I'll wait for you. "Shiro-senpai changed into a comfortable position in his sleeping bag.

Song Shuhang thought about it for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I remembered an interesting stalk." [Girl, give me a smile? Don't laugh, how about I give you a smile? hey, hey, hey?] Hahaha~~"

Bai Senpai's eyes widened.

"Well, that's a good joke, isn't it?"

Senior Bai nodded seriously and said, "Well, it's good, it's a great joke." Then I remembered a little bit - what I wanted to inform you about had something to do with your life. However, because of your joke, I was so shocked that I couldn't remember the specifics of 'that incident'. So, are you ready to die, Song Shuhang?"

"Huh?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened: "Does it have anything to do with my life safety?"

"Yes, it is not only about your life and death, but also about the safety of the lives of your companions. Bai Senior Two said seriously.

"Senior Bai, I was wrong, I shouldn't have told such a bad bad joke. Why don't I tell you another joke?" Song Shuhang hurriedly tried to make amends.

"It's late. "Senior Bai said.

"Senior Bai, the so-called things are only three, you have to give me at least two chances. "Song Shu Channel.

He felt that the white senior two was not joking just now. He really has a notice that is 'related to his own life safety' and wants to tell him.

"It's just three things? Bai Senpai reached out from his sleeping bag again and pinched his chin: "Okay, I'll give you a chance." Didn't you just say you were going to give me a smile? Then you can give me a smile, and if your smile satisfies me, I might be able to remember the 'things I forgot.'" ”

Song Shuhang: "......"

"Why, you don't even like to laugh?" said Senior Bai.

Song Shuhang squeezed out a smile.

"It's not pretty, it's too stiff. Change it to another one, and change it to an evil smile. "Senior Bai said.

The corners of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, and he squeezed out an evil smile.

"Ugly, change it to laughter. Senior Bai said again.

Song Shuhang took a deep breath: "Hahahaha." ”

The voice was so ugly that it was replaced by a wicked smile. Bai Senpai continued.

Song Shuhang grinned, trying to make his face make a wicked gesture.

"It scared me to death, the sinister smile was terrible. Replace it with a heart-warming smile. Senior Bai patted his chest and said.

Song Shuhang rubbed his face and smiled gently.

"Well, that's a nice smile. But it's not interesting, it's not as good as my smiling face. Bai Senior Two said disdainfully.

Song Shuhang: "......" - too bullying, in this world, you can find a few people who look like you!

"Another one, another girl's laughing, giggling kind. Bai Senpai continued.

Song Shuhang immediately refused: "Back to Bai senior, that's the cry of a chicken." ”

"What's that?" said Senior Bai.

"What the hell is that laughing!" Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain.

"You're boring...... Okay, the last one, let's have a cruel smile!" said Bai Senpai, holding up a finger.

It's simple to laugh, Song Shuhang wants to smile when he sees Senior Bai two now, this is a true performance.

"I'll go, your grins are terrible. I was so scared that I couldn't sleep for three days. Bai senior two exaggerated.

As soon as his words fell, Song Shuhang's smile became more and more hideous.

"It's stopped, it's okay. I'm very satisfied!" Senior Bai waved his hand: "Seeing that you are smiling so hard, let me tell you that interesting news -- your current location is near the Confucian Wanshu Mountain, right? According to my information, there is going to be a triennial Confucian event there, right?"

Song Shuhang nodded.

"So, are you ready for the crazy attack of the Nine Shadows? Bai Senpai smiled. (To be continued.) )