Chapter 6: You're Awesome
As the saying goes, wine is a friend, smoke is a friend bridge, a hearty sauerkraut fish down, six people like brothers who have been together for a lifetime in their previous lives, when they came out of the hotel, they began to hook their shoulders and call their brothers to drink.
"Hehe, I can't see it, Brother Wen doesn't drink a drop of wine. Cao Lei said. Cao Gongzi really didn't have a wasted name, as soon as he sat down in the private room, the number of times the waitress poured water increased significantly, and after a meal, Yue Wen also had an alias that belonged to this small circle.
"I haven't touched a drop of wine since I beat my mother's womb. Yue Wen's face was not red, and his heart was not beating.
Cao Lei still didn't believe it, "It's still a good man who doesn't smoke or drink?" brothers, have you drunk enough?
Although Hei Ba didn't think the name was good, he couldn't stop the enthusiasm of his brothers, he came up and hooked Yue Wen's neck, and said with a smile, "Cao Gongzi is handsome and doesn't pay for his life, and people are also atmospheric, okay, the brothers will give him this opportunity." ”
Biao Zi also smiled and said, "After eating the barbecue, I invite everyone to practice and celebrate the expansion of our Taiwan Association." ”
Cao Lei didn't drive either, and under the dim street lamp, several people ran towards the barbecue stall.
The baby sighed, "Wen, you won't stay here for long, you will definitely have to go back to Qinwan in the future," he pointed to the lights like stars twinkling in the east, "The development zone is a big countryside and a big factory, when can it be like Qinwan." ”
Yue Wen looked at Qin Wan on the opposite side with a smile, as gorgeous as fireworks, his heart was warm, what was that senior sister who was as gorgeous as fireworks doing now?
Sitting down in front of the barbecue stall, Cao Lei began to order the dish as if he was saying cross talk to report the name of the dish, "Twenty skewers of mutton, twenty skewers of pork, ten starfish, and ten squid,...... Twenty more strings of silkworm chrysalis. He winked at Yang Yong, who picked up a clam skin and threw it at him, but Cao Lei smiled and dodged it.
When the large cup of Qinwan draft beer was served on the plastic table, the brothers raised the wine and drank it dry, and Hei Bayi wiped his mouth, "Cool, go all over the world, eat well, drink well, or let's Qinwan." ”
"Well, it's okay for a woman in Qinwan," the silkworm chrysalis said with a sneering smile, "Come, Master Cao, report to the organization, have you succeeded?"
Yue Wen and Hei Ba were a little puzzled, and the baby explained, "Gongzi Cao is chasing the daughter of our secretary Jiang." ”
As soon as they heard this, Yue Wen and Hei Ba both came to their senses, and Hei Ba slapped his fat thighs, "Is it the one in the district criminal police team?"
Cao Lei looked at Hei Ba contemptuously, and said, "Police flowers and police grass, a natural match, you, in the next life!"
Hei Ba was teased, but he said in the tone of the king of his daughter's country, cocked an orchid finger, and leaned on Cao Lei's shoulder, "Brother Lei, I don't want to be in the next life, I just want this life." ”
The entire barbecue stall suddenly fainted, and Yue Wen smiled, "I'm spitting, Heiba, do you still want people to eat it, can you keep a low profile?"
Hei Hachi showed his white teeth in the light, "However, I think Cao Lei must be fine." ”
Cao Lei looked at everyone and praised, "Look at people's black eight, people look black, but their eyes are bright." ”
Hei Hachi smiled slyly, "I don't think you're handsome, I just think that everyone women, but you stones! ”
Everyone looked at Cao Lei, and there was another burst of laughter, and the table next to him laughed and coughed, and the barbecue stall owner laughed so hard that his hands were hot, blowing on the side of his mouth, and turned around, "Young man, talk about one more and give two cups of draft beer." ”
Cao Lei was not annoyed, "Brother is the thunder of thunder, not the Lei of the three stones." ”
Hei Hachi continued, "That's even more powerful, the thunder in the sky, and you're not afraid of being struck by thunder?" Everyone laughed again.
Cao Lei smiled and picked up a glass of beer and poured it over, "Don't be jealous, brother, this is called talented, go to the Public Security Bureau to inquire, who doesn't know my suave Cao Gongzi?"
Kurohachi laughed and hurriedly got up and dodged over, but not a drop of beer was wasted, and it was spilled on one person.
The baby and the silkworm chrysalis stood up from their seats, with anxious expressions on their faces, just like elementary school students who didn't finish their homework, Biaozi's eyes were much more honest, and Cao Gongzi was even more busy accompanying him.
Yue Wen recognized that it was none other than the one who was splashed, it was the big head in front of the street on the first day of the report, and the people in the rivers and lakes called the big bad wolf.
The big bad wolf held his handbag and carried a bag of barbecue, looking like he wanted to leave, he brushed the beer on his body, just wanted to attack, and pressed it back, "Forget it, forget it." He raised his leg and wanted to leave, but stopped again, "Xiao Hongmao?" he said to Yue Wen with a smile.
Yue Wen was stunned for a moment, and immediately remembered his name made up, but the big bad wolf was very righteous and auctioned out two hundred-yuan bills, "Boss, this is my brother, this table is mine, brother, you use it slowly." With that, he shook his huge head and walked towards a Mercedes-Benz SUV.
"Damn, riffraff have bigger hearts than you!" Black Eight watched the car go away and laughed at Cao Lei.
"Xiao Hongmao?" the baby asked puzzledly, or the silkworm chrysalis reacted quickly, "Little Red Riding Hood!"
Everyone looked at the big bad wolf who got into the car, and then at Yue Wen, they all suppressed their laughter, and they all blushed and had thick necks.
After a short break, the baby was surprised, "Hehe, Wen, okay! The big bad wolf pays for you, you know each other before?"
"One side. Yue Wen broke a five-star, "He introduced himself as the Big Bad Wolf, then I had to call it Little Red Riding Hood." ”
Everyone snickered again, and Hei Hachi asked, "Wen, you have been a squad leader, you must have a girlfriend, you must have a girlfriend, and I will explain it to everyone honestly." ”
Yue Wen looked at him, and then looked at the faint lights in the east, "Look at you like a leader, after reviewing this and that, isn't it, Gongzi Cao?" Cao Lei responded violently, "In Qinnan District, it is also a transfer student." But in the next sentence, Yue Wen still said it proudly.
"Little junior sister, the same level?" asked Hei Ba as he refused to finish, and asked after him.
"Wrong, Senior Sister!" Yue Wen didn't care.
Heiba's saliva was about to flow down, "It turns out that Wen is still a royal sister control, when will I let my buddies refer to it!"
", aren't you so hungry and thirsty! Go home and practice with Teacher Cang," Cao Lei stood on Yue Wen's side, "Let's go, there's no place to make holes anyway." ”
"You go, I'll finish these bunches. Yue Wen didn't want the big bad wolf to pay, so he made an excuse and was calculating how to return the money to the big bad wolf.
Hei Ba stuffed the lamb skewers into his mouth as he walked, "I can figure it out, why do you guys love to play billiards." As soon as the words fell, the baby slapped his head several times one after another, and several pests responded with a swarm of pests, and five people chased and whistled away.
Yue Wen slowly sent mutton skewers into his mouth, but heard a screeching brake sound from the street, and then six people jumped out of the car, and the leader walked the most quickly, but it was a young man with yellow hair and tattoos in the back, and he was jumping around with muscles and momentum.
"Who splashed my eldest brother with beer just now?" Sven gritted his teeth, his eyes roamed around the barbecue stall, Cao Lei had left, and everyone's eyes were on Yue Wen.
There were many timid people who quietly stood up to pack and check out, and a middle-aged man walked too quickly, and "pulled" the plastic tables and chairs into a piece.
A middle-aged man passed by Yue Wen's table and reminded in a low voice, "Young man, don't run yet!"
Yue Wen looked at him gratefully, without words. He wasn't pretending, but a few people had surrounded him, and he really couldn't get out.
Many locals are standing far away, watching the funeral is not afraid of the funeral, China has been indispensable since ancient times.
"The lad is going to be beaten!"
"Alas, I look like a student, waiting to be cut!"
"These people are ruthless, the day before yesterday, the sixth who sells pig's head meat was beaten by these people and his teeth were lost. ”
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"Was that you just now?" Before Yue Wen could explain, he felt that his hair was being grabbed, and then, his face was hot and painful, and he couldn't help shouting, "Hey, light, can you not slap your face?" "I was beaten, but I had a smile on my face, and my heart was on fire.
"Your face is not much stronger than Sun Wukong, do you think you are Tang Seng?" Sven Guy smiled when he saw this person being beaten, hehe, he was also a musculent person, but he was even more rampant, and he spoke in a northeastern dialect, "You old Niu B, you can talk about it yourself, what should I do?" He kept pointing at Yue Wen's head with his index finger.
"Brother, you say, you can do what you say. Looking at this group of bullish people, Yue Wen put away his thoughts on explanation, pretended to laugh, and stood up.
"Hehe, it's very eye-catching...... , You poured wine, in fact, it was my eldest brother in the face, and it was our brothers in the face, do you know?
"Then lose the money," Yue Wenming confessed, this is not to find face, but to ask for money, he is worried about how to return the money to the big bad wolf, "Boss, give him two hundred yuan." ”
The boss was quite familiar with these people, and quietly took out two hundred yuan and handed it over.
"It's only two hundred, my eldest brother's face is worth two hundred?" Sven didn't give up, but the crowd around him burst into laughter.
Yue Wen pretended to be stupid, "Big brother, how much do you say you have to deal with your face?"
"A thousand. Huang Mao's face was full of pimples, and he shouted arrogantly from behind.
"A thousand? It's a bit expensive. Yue Wen took the leftover lamb skewers and walked to the barbecue stall, there was a barbecue grill in front and an electric freezer on the left, and he was no longer attacked on all sides. A few people only thought he was going to be hot, and they didn't be vigilant, in their eyes, this person was a master who suffered and suffered.
"You entertain us, you think it's a pig's face!" Sven reacted immediately, and the surrounding crowd erupted in laughter, making his face flushed, Yue Wen also saw clearly at this time, there was a red birthmark between this person's eyebrows, which may be the Erlang God himself.
"Zhou Jun, cut him!" a stout young man shouted, the formed muscles were about to bulge out from the tight shirt, and several people happened to surround Yue Wen in the middle.
Before Erlang Shen, who was known as Zhou Jun, made a move, a thin and tall water snake rushed up, splitting the face was a slap, and he wondered why this person roasted all the mutton.
Suddenly, Yue Wen made a move, he tilted his head to avoid the attack, but the blackened mutton skewers stabbed the door of the water snake's waist, and in the green smoke, the water snake's waist screamed, knocking down several plastic tables one after another.
said that it was too late, Yue Wen put the spice box on the face of the water snake waist with a "horn", and the water snake waist was like entering the spice shop, "Ahh
"Erji, what do you say you can do?" Huang Mao was furious, "I have to pinch out his egg yolk and roast it today."
Yue Wen listened to his words so filthy, and he hated it even more in his heart, but he smiled evilly, picked up the small shovel on the barbecue grill, shoveled a few pieces of red-hot charcoal, and threw it at Huang Mao.
"Mom," the yellow-haired monster screamed, busily patting his clothes, there were not many clothes in summer, just a piece of cloth, and in a blink of an eye, the red charcoal burned the skin, and the air was filled with a strange smell of burning, and the yellow-haired hair was also burned, so anxious that he lowered his head and bent over, jumping around.
"Brother, I still have business. "The barbecue stall owner was in a hurry.
Yue Wen just replied, "They will pay", and the muscular guy forced forward again. Yue Wen hurriedly scooped up a few more pieces of red charcoal, "Look!"
The strong guy hurriedly hid, but nothing flew over, and just as he was about to step forward, Yue Wen shouted again, so frightened that he danced again, but there was still nothing flying.
"Mackerel, he's playing with you, kill him. Zhou Jun shouted loudly.
Salted mackerel suddenly became vicious, not many people dared to tease him in the past few years, who can't shout when they meet, brother, he roared and just wanted to make a move, but a shovel of red charcoal was sturdy and slapped in his crotch.
The big pants are not made of iron, and the root of life is even longer than the flesh, and the salted mackerel can't care about being hot, and screams, "Ouch, ouch, it's too lacking in virtue, mom, it's burning me," he took a few steps back, sat on the ground with his butt, and didn't care about the heat, and was busy pulling the charcoal that was in close contact with the flesh.
"Take off your pants, take off your pants. "A fat guy is in a hurry.