"Hey, I'm still a little sister, hehe, my brother likes it! Just listening to the sound makes people's hearts tickle!" Yang Xiaolei muttered, his hands crossed his waist, and said.

"Women are, I tell you, women don't have privileges, if you hit me just now, in case you cause a fracture or something, it will cost at least 50,000 yuan. ”

"Okay, I won't bully you, for the sake of me not being injured, take 10,000 yuan to compensate me for my mental loss, and this matter will be over. ”

The figure on the ground, unresponsive, motionless.

"Hey, don't play dead in the middle of the night! I tell you, I'm the best at catching ghosts, especially female ghosts. ”

"I often get bored at night, so I say, Wukong, catch two female ghosts for the master to play. ”

"Hey...," Yang Xiaolei shouted.

However, the dark shadow on the ground did not move at all.

"I'll tell you, being motionless is the eighth king, do you want to be the eighth mother?" Yang Xiaolei shouted again.

The sound echoed in the alley, but the black shadow on the ground still did not move.

Looking back and forth, Yang Xiaolei was speechless, it was almost ten o'clock in the evening, and there was not even a ghost shadow around, but this situation suddenly appeared, a little weird!

Yang Xiaolei narrowed his eyes, and he began to retreat gradually...

That's right, instead of stepping forward to take a look, he slowly retreated.

He was bent up, staring at the dark shadow, ready to break out and flee at any moment.

In Yang Xiaolei's life principles, one of them is that you should never be too curious.

As the saying goes, curiosity kills cats!

In the movie, I don't know how many times this kind of thing has been played.

Yang Xiaolei leaned against the wall, but his spirit did not dare to relax at all.

He raised his head and looked at the courtyard wall beside him, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, in case it didn't work, he climbed over the wall and walked away.

The environment here is very familiar to him.

You can climb into walls, rush into other people's homes, and at least see people.

People are social animals, and one person will be very scary when facing some things, but a few more people will not be afraid.

Just like people are afraid of ghosts, when a person walks, he always thinks that there is a ghost behind him, and he can even hear the sound of footsteps.

Yang Xiaolei used to be like this, every time he walked alone at night, he was running, and he would run faster and faster.

He always felt that following a ghost behind him was very fast, and the faster he ran, the faster the ghost would chase.

However, when he got home, he was not afraid of the lights when he saw them.

Or, if there is someone with him, he will not be afraid at all, and often shouts, come a female ghost, make my brother happy.

Strange, you say, isn't it strange?

Just when Yang Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief, the black shadow on the ground suddenly moved.

Yang Xiaolei was frightened, and immediately stretched out his hand, ready to climb over the wall.

I was still secretly lucky in my heart, but fortunately, Lao Tzu was smart and had no curiosity, and it was really a trap.

However, what he never thought of was that this sentence had just flashed in his mind, his arms had just been raised, and his shoulders were sinking.

A fragrant wind rushed into his nose, and on his neck, there was a cold thing.

"Be honest, move and I'll cut your neck. The cold voice is very special in this dark alley.

Yang Xiaolei was also trembling, and hurriedly said: "I won't move, I will never move, I won't move if I am killed, don't worry!"

"I'm sorry, little sister girl, next time I walk at night, I will never call you out to play again?"

"Female ghost, you say I'm a female ghost?" the cold voice sounded again.

"Little sister, are you cold, are you still human?"

"Hehe, I'm a female ghost, Lord Yama asked me to kill you. ”

"Miss Female Ghost, you really can't lie!" Yang Xiaolei straightened his waist, stood up straight, and his voice was much louder.

"Miss Female Ghost, have you just become a ghost? Let me popularize common sense for you, the ghosts who ask for their lives are bull heads and horse faces, they are all human bodies, one has a bull head, and the eyes are like copper bells. ”

"The horse face naturally has a horse head, and it is also a white horse's head, which is very white, so it is called a horse face. ”

"Shut up for me, say more, I'll turn you into a ghost right away!" the female ghost was stunned for a moment, and said viciously.

However, Yang Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief.

"Little sister, it turns out that you are human, then I will be relieved!"

Yang Xiaolei said, his hand suddenly grabbed behind him, and after touching the female ghost's body, he patted it.

"Look, the young lady is really a human, and ghosts have no body. Yang Xiaolei said triumphantly.

The female ghost was stunned, what kind of brain circuit is this guy?

Didn't he know that a knife was being put around his neck?

This bastard dared to touch her buttocks and patted her?

This thing is really looking for death!

The dagger in his hand, with a slight press, Yang Xiaolei only felt a chill in his neck, and a clear pain came into his mind.

"If you want to die, I'll fulfill you!"

"No, no, no, young lady, I was wrong, don't kill me, I'm a poor person, I have an eighty-year-old mother, and a child born less than three months old, Aunt Heroine, spare my life!"

"Shut up!

"Shut up! Shut up, not a word. Yang Xiaolei coaxed again.

The female ghost snorted lightly, and suddenly whispered: "Carry me home, be honest, otherwise, I will kill you!"

Yang Xiaolei didn't say a word, he directly stretched his arms back, hugged her buttocks again, and with a force of his arms, he lifted the person up.

"You..."Behind the scenes, the woman only said one word, and immediately shut up.

's own buttocks were offended again, and Li Xiaojuan had the heart to kill.

Over the years, she has not killed one or two.

However, she is now seriously injured and must find a place to heal, so she can only endure it.

"Hey, the young lady now, she really knows how to play, in the middle of the night, she wants me to carry her, which one is this playing, is Zhu Bajie carrying his daughter-in-law?"

"No, she has a knife, it seems that there is something wrong with this woman!"

Yang Xiaolei didn't say a word, carrying Li Xiaojuan behind his back, there were more ideas in his mind, and he even made up countless plots in his head.

However, his attention was soon diverted.

Because, he discovered a strange thing, Li Xiaojuan on his back was very dishonest.

Her body seemed to be unstable, dangling on his back.

He could clearly feel that there were two lumps of flesh on his back, which were very elastic and shaking, making him a little unsteady when he walked.

Suddenly, his eyes widened and he stopped.

He remembered, and he understood what it was.

"Flying to Yanfu!" Yang Xiaolei was immediately happy.

He recalled it, and immediately determined in his heart that these were two super big steamed buns, big, soft, and full of elasticity.

Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei was called a beautiful woman in his heart.

After thinking about it, he parted his legs and walked out of a strange step, a very exaggerated figure-eight step.

With the pace, his upper body, shaking that is called a terrible.

Feeling the friction behind him, Yang Xiaolei was secretly happy in his heart.

What about the Heroine?

What about knives?

If you dare to provoke your Grandpa Yang Xiaolei, I will take advantage of it and make you regret it!

With great pride in his heart, Yang Xiaolei silently cracked his mouth, and the thief snickered.

This pace is also what he learned from film, and it is known as the pace that his six relatives do not recognize.

Yang Xiaolei watched the movie at the time and was very impressed, this pace is majestic!

At that time, he had been practicing for several days, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today.

Li Xiaojuan on her back was a little puzzled, what is the situation with this guy?

What's going on?

It felt like a boat, shaking and shaking.

Yang Xiaolei's careful thinking, she naturally didn't know.

"What are you doing when you walk well?" Li Xiaojuan said in a low voice.

Yang Xiaolei ignored her and continued to hurry, but the amplitude of that pace was a little smaller.

However, after less than a minute, Li Xiaojuan found that the shaking was even worse.

She was already seriously injured, and she felt like she was about to throw up.

Dizzy!

"You give me a good walk, do you hear?" Li Xiaojuan roared.

Yang Xiaolei still ignored her, but his pace was much more restrained.

However, Li Xiaojuan just breathed a sigh of relief, and her body shook again, still shaking very much.

"Can't you hear me talking?" Li Xiaojuan became angry.

"Answer me!" Seeing that Yang Xiaolei still ignored her, Li Xiaojuan was furious.

Yang Xiaolei coughed dryly, and said angrily: "You women are so strange, you told me to shut up? Now you want me to speak? Do you want me to speak, or don't let me speak?"