Chapter 96: Cultural Fighting or Martial Fighting?

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"Captain!" another agent begged Miao Yingyang excitedly, "This guy is too arrogant, if we don't teach him a lesson, where will we put our face in the future?"

"Yes!" another agent pouted, "As the so-called law does not hold the public accountable, let's go up together and beat him for defamation, what do you think? I really can't stand it!"

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Miao Ying also clenched her fists and rattled, eager to beat Zhao Yu up now. However, after all, she is the leader of a team, and after seeing Zhao Yu so arrogant and arrogant, she became more and more suspicious in her heart, this Zhao Yu may have come prepared, either with a camera or a bugging, if she really rashly beats him, maybe it will cause trouble to herself.

However, seeing Zhao Yu scolding herself for being a shrunken turtle and saying that her serious crime team was a bunch of garbage, how could she swallow this breath?

Finally, the overlord Hua Miaoying smashed the desk with her fist, and everything on the desk jumped more than a foot high, and scattered down!

After knocking on the table, the agents who were excited and eager to test just now suddenly quieted down, and they didn't dare to come out. Everyone knows that Miao Renfeng is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!

"Zhao Yu, don't deceive people too much!" Miao Ying said viciously, "I'll let you die an ugly death today!" Say, what about martial arts? What about Wendou?"

"Hahaha......" Zhao Yu saw that the plan had succeeded, so he laughed out loud and said, "This is a bit of a hero among the children! The winner is the king, and the loser is the villain! Life and death are fateful, and wealth is in the sky!"

"What about Wen Dou?" Miao Ying asked again.

"Wendou is a little more complicated, there are many methods, such as betting, learning samples, and eating meat!" Zhao Yu began to popularize his knowledge of the rivers and lakes again, "I won't say anything about bets!

"What bullshit!" Miao Ying frowned, "If you want to take off your pants and pee on the spot, do I have to learn it too?"

"Nonsense!" Zhao Yu roared, "You are a professional, if you do a backflip 720 degrees, then I won't die?"

"How do you compare that?"

"You can also break a boulder on your chest, lie on a nail board, and pierce your palms......" Zhao Yu saw Miao Ying cross his arms, showing a look of boredom, and said, "It's better than eating meat! For example, the goldfish in the tank, the toad in the pond, and the rat in the hole! Let's eat it raw on the spot, whoever can eat it will win!"

Hearing Zhao Yu's words, the detectives were faintly disgusted and showed bitterness.

"You...... Can you still say something human?" Miao Ying was so angry that her willow eyebrows were upside down, and her apricot eyes widened, "You are already crazy to the extreme, do you want me to call the mental hospital?"

"No need, my six psychiatrists have already been injured by 7 of my nerves, you can save your worries!" Zhao Yu smiled uncontrollably, "Captain Miao Ying, since Wen doesn't dare to come, then let's have a good fight! Big deal, let's sign a life and death certificate? I was killed by you, it has nothing to do with you, okay?"

"You!?"

Miao Ying trembled with anger. She really wanted to fight Zhao Yu again and teach this arrogant a good lesson. However, as the captain of the serious crime team, once she really does it with Zhao Yu, even if she wins, she will be full of blood. In the future, when the leaders know, there will be no good fruit to eat from her!

"Why? don't dare?" Zhao Yu copied a stool like a scoundrel, sat down with his ass, and raised Erlang's legs, "If you don't dare, then admit that you are a turtle with a shrunken head!"

"Hmph, don't be arrogant!" Miao Ying said fiercely, "Another day in a different place, I will definitely teach you a good lesson! However, today is the International Day of Dog Lovers, and I am worried that others will say that I abuse dogs......!

Miao Ying finally found a ride on the skin of her mouth, and the detectives hurriedly laughed.

"The shrunken-headed turtle is the shrunken-headed turtle, this doesn't dare to compare, that doesn't dare to compare, what are you......"

"Isn't there still a bet?" Miao Ying interrupted Zhao Yu abruptly, her eyes flashing with a sharp light.

"Bet?" Zhao Yu first pretended to be tight, and then smiled not very confidently, "Okay...... Say, what are you betting on? Oh...... However, there are rules to betting!"

Miao Ying observed the subtle changes in Zhao Yu, and became more confident in her heart, so she asked, "What rules?"

"The probability of making a bet must be one to one, and it must be approved by both parties before it can be made!" Zhao Yu introduced, "For example, if you ask me to guess what color your bra is, then the odds of me guessing it must be very small! So, you can only let me guess whether your bra is red or not? Or, whether you wear a bra or not, etc.? In short, I must have a 50 percent chance of guessing right! This is called fairness and justice!"

As soon as Zhao Yu said this, the gay men at the scene all unconsciously swept their eyes to Miao Ying's chest, and Miao Ying suddenly turned red and wrapped her jacket tighter.

"Throw the dice to guess the size, draw poker cards, as long as the probability is one to one, you can bet on anything! However, if you are willing to bet and lose, no matter what bet you make, you must agree to both sides!" Zhao Yu said again, "However, there is another rule, then bet that there is a difference between the host and the guest!"

"Host?"

"If I come to you, I will be a guest, so if you make a bet, you have to put it up to me! If you agree, you will bet, and if you don't agree, you will be pulled down!"

Miao Ying thought about it, since the bet must be agreed by both parties, so why don't you listen to what he wants to fight first?

"Okay, then you say! What do you want to bet on? What if you lose the bet, what if you win?"

"Hmm......" Zhao Yu pretended to ponder, "or ...... Bet on cell phone signals!"

What the?

Zhao Yu's proposal surprised everyone at the scene, and they couldn't keep up with Zhao Yu's thinking rhythm at all.

"That's it!" Zhao Yu took out his mobile phone and said, "I know qigong, and as soon as I do it later, all the mobile phone signals of your entire police station will be blocked by me......!" I don't have enough skills, so I'll just last 5 minutes!"

What the!?

Zhao Yu's words surprised everyone again.

"Look, what did this guy kick in the head?" whispered to one of the agents, "isn't this typical neurosis and paranoia?"

"yes!" said another, "what did he think of himself?

Miao Ying also didn't believe Zhao Yu's words, but she thought more than others. She was wondering if this Zhao Yu was really prepared? Was his high-flying and domineering appearance just now used to confuse people?

But after thinking about it, this is the police station, and if you want to block all the mobile phone signals of the police station, it is not only a matter of needing a high-power shielding instrument, isn't this simply a fool's dream!

"Captain Miao Ying!" Zhao Yu still pretended to be crazy and said stupidly, "You just bet, believe it or not, I can block the signal, I win, you can open the net, let me interrogate that Liu Pengfei!"

"Hmph!" Miao Ying snorted coldly, "What if you lose?"

Zhao Yu made a gesture of please, which means you can come!

"Hmph!" Miao Ying snorted again, "If you lose, you will kneel in our office, kowtow to us and admit your mistakes, and then call me - grandma!!"