Looking at Chen Yang's smiling appearance, Xuanyu's face muscles trembled stiffly twice.

Hit your sister!

He really didn't expect Chen Yang to be so able to fight.

Xuanyu can be regarded as able to fight, although the previous words have a braggart component, but his attainments in national art are really not ordinary.

In previous years, Taoist temples organized exchanges, and the juniors and young people of various Taoist temples competed, and Xuanyu almost pressed those Taoist priests to fight.

Even the master said that if he practiced for more than ten years, he would not be forty years old, and he would dare to be a grandmaster.

Who knew that today, in this Taoist temple that doesn't even have a name, was beaten by a Taoist priest who was younger than himself!

And it was a crushing failure.

His head hadn't turned a little bit.

Why did you lose?

Why did you lose so badly?

"Your master taught you how to fight?" Xuanyu shook his hands and rubbed his chest.

The numbness has not disappeared yet.

"Hmm. Chen Yang nodded.

The master has taught, but what he has learned is actually average, purely for physical fitness.

The system is really still very good, and under the empowerment of Daigo, although he can't live forever, his kung fu is really hard.

"It's strange, your master can teach you so well, why haven't I heard of it? Who is your master?"

Xuanyu sat down, grabbed the melon seeds and asked.

Chen Yang sat next to him and said, "The common name is Lin Yangxing, and the road number is now empty." ”

For the Taoist priests of the old man's generation, the Taoist name was generally given directly by the master, and it was rarely linked to the name of the layman.

"Why do you feel a little familiar?" Xuanyu thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out where he had heard it.

simply didn't think about it, and asked, "By the way, how did you practice this trick?"

Chen Yang said: "There are wild boars in the forest, so if you have nothing to do, you will hit them, and after hitting them for a long time, you will naturally practice them." ”

"Can you do this?" Xuanyu was a little surprised.

Chen Yang was also amused when he saw that he really believed it.

"Buzz~"

The phone vibrated and took it out to see that it was sent by Yan Qing.

"Dao Chief, some people on the Internet say that you are a liar (knock angry). ”

Then send a link.

Chen Yang clicked on it, and it was a Weibo.

An entertainment blogger posted pictures and text.

"A few days ago, there was a circus that overturned halfway, two lions and a tiger ran up Lingshan, and an irresponsible newspaper actually advertised an anonymous Taoist temple on the front page. ”

The picture below is a screenshot of the report of Lingshan Metropolis Daily on Chenyang Taoist Temple.

The content is probably that there is a Taoist master in the Taoist temple who helped the police subdue the three-headed beast.

Among them, a lot of words are used to describe Chen Yang's subdued beast, which makes people feel that this Taoist priest is a professional beast trainer.

In order to avoid being said to be superstitious, although the words and sentences are exaggerated, they do not involve any magical spells.

Chen Yang clicked on the comments below, and Yishui was all scolding the newspaper and Chen Yang.

"In order to be famous, do whatever it takes. ”

"I, Zhao Ritian, can overturn the tiger with my bare hands!"

"The photo of the little Taoist riding a tiger is really majestic, this photo is eighty yuan, right?"

"It's not ugly, it's just crazy to be angry. ”

"Anyway, there is a Taoist temple on Lingshan Mountain? I am a native of Lingshan District, and I have never heard of it. ”

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a fine, the little Taoist priest will commit a crime against the wind, and report it for a wave!"

Chen Yang's face is dark, is there something wrong?

If you don't believe it, you don't believe it, as for scolding, look at that tone, how superior you are.

"Daoist, have you seen it? These netizens are really too much!"

Chen Yang: "Donors don't have to be angry. ”

"The Taoist has a really good temper, if you want to change me, you will definitely register the trumpet and scold those keyboard warriors to death. ”

"By the way, Daoist, have you always been in the Taoist Temple?"

"Yes. ”

"Then I'll go to the Taoist temple with my friend in a few days to make incense. ”

"Okay. ”

"Then I'll be busy first, and you'll be busy too, Dao Chief. ”

"Okay. ”

"Oh, there's good news. Yan Qing sent another Weibo link and said, "Dao Chang take a look, I'll go and get busy first." ”

Chen Yang clicked on the link, and suddenly the pictures with spicy eyes hit Chen Yang's eyeballs.

Take a closer look, isn't this Fayuan Faliang?

The two of them were naked, photographed from multiple angles, and the text was covered in various detailed annotations.

Including where they came from and what their names were.

The accompanying text said that the two were going up to the mountains to poach, but they were chased by wolves and had no clothes left.

Chen Yang snorted, not thinking anything funny.

It's not that I'm worried about dying on the mountain and affecting the Taoist temple, one old black is enough for them to die a few times.

Exiting WeChat and opening Weibo, Chen Yang immediately registered a new account and named it "I am a keyboard warrior".

Xuanyu saw that he was fascinated by playing with his mobile phone, and asked curiously: "What are you doing?"

Chen Yang didn't raise his head: "Do you have a mobile phone?"

"Yes, I am a Taoist priest, not a savage. ”

"Do you want to play Weibo?"

"Don't play. ”

"Do me a favor. ”

"You say. ”

Five minutes later.

The two of them used the account they had just registered to leave crazy messages under the comments of that entertainment blogger.

"This little Taoist priest is so handsome. ”

"I've been to that Taoist temple, and the little Taoist priest has real skills. ”

"Upstairs, the mouth swallows feces, it stinks, the little Taoist priest provoked you?"

“......”

The netizens who were replied also reacted and quickly fought with the two.

I have to say that the combat effectiveness of Chen Yang and the two people is still relatively weak, and they were scolded by netizens for doubting their lives after a while.

Swear words can't be scolded, or in other words, the accumulation of swear words is too small, and there is a shortage of words in the stomach.

In the end, staring at the screen with red eyes, I almost smashed my phone.

"These bastards are too bad!"

"If you have the ability, you will be positive, what kind of ability is it through the network cable, in front of me, I will overturn it with one punch!"

After scolding a few words, Xuanyu said, "By the way, why are we scolding them?"

Chen Yang told the story in a few words.

After hearing this, Xuanyu was surprised: "You can still subdue the tiger? Really, why do I think you lied to me?"

"Isn't there a picture, you can't see it?"

"How much is a group photo? Eighty? You're cheated, I only spent thirty dollars last time. Xuanyu took out his mobile phone and showed him the fit between himself and the tiger.

Chen Yang darkened his face and said, "I'm going to chant the scriptures, don't bother me if you're fine." ”

In the evening, Chen Yang was about to pick vegetables, and Xuanyu ran over.

"I'll come, you go to the courtyard to rest. ”

Entering the vegetable garden, Xuanyu suddenly noticed something different.

The vegetables that grow are clean and spotless, and they look appetizing just by looking at them.

Chen Yang picked two tomatoes and two vegetable melons, hesitated, picked another vegetable melon, and said, "Your fever is not complete, eat less at night." ”

"I'm fine, I'm very hungry right now. My body is like this, the more I eat, the faster I get better. ”

He pointed to the beans: "Pick some beans and eggplants, I'll stir-fry the vegetables and make you stewed eggplants with beans at night." ”

"Just enough to eat. Chen Yang turned around and was about to leave, but was pulled by Xuanyu and said, "Pick one, I didn't eat last night, and I drank a few bowls of porridge today." ”

Seeing that he was selling miserably, Chen Yang had no choice but to pick two more eggplants and a handful of beans.

Dinner was made by Xuanyu, and Chen Yang burned the pot.

I turned my head halfway through, good guy, this kid's saliva is almost flowing into the pot.

Xuanyu's cooking skills are indeed top-notch, but they are only a little bit better than Chen Yang's nails.

Looking at the table of dishes, Chen Yang served the rice, and Lao Hei also served the table.

"Dinner. ”

grabbed the chopsticks, and as soon as he finished speaking, one person and one snake had already begun to sweep wildly.

Chen Yang immediately joined the battlefield, he knew too well how delicious the vegetables grown from these seeds were, a little slower, you don't even want to lick the plate.