White Lotus Lin Haven!

"Great God, aren't you drunk?"

"As the last student of the Mosquito Regiment, I still need more progress and learning to keep up with the footsteps of the great gods. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"White Lotus...... It would take a lot of courage to change the name to that – and it's rare that Weibo didn't reject his change on the grounds that it was 'completely out of line'. ”

The move of this name change is simply too big to say.

The hot search list quickly rushed to the first place of the day, not to mention, not to mention the scandal that the first-line movie star Shen Juntao was suspected of having a new relationship, but it did not overshadow Lin Haiwen's small name change. The angry Shen Tianwang has a bad brain, he has been planning to make public this suspected relationship for quite some time, because a movie he values more is going to be released in the summer, according to the rhythm, it is now a suspected relationship, followed by a suspected overnight stay, and then the woman was discovered, and the two parties avoided talking about it, and when the movie was about to be released, one came up on Weibo:

"(Love) is finally waiting for you. ”

"Me too. ”

The two sides began to enter the mode of showing affection - the current girlfriend may be able to have some vinegar and sea of laughter with his ex-girlfriend Ye Yijun, and everyone will be together.

But the teacher was not good, he released the material early in the morning, and where he thought that Lin Haven would change his name - he didn't even post a single Weibo, so he beat him to pieces.

"Made, you are a White Lotus, and Lao Tzu is a virgin. ”

"......" Shen Juntao's assistant, watching the king swearing, was so frightened that he was silent - he had never seen such a gaffe king, as for the virgin, hehe.

Of course, Shen Juntao was not the only one who was angry.

Such as Tianyun's Huang Zuowen, Hetian's Li Wensheng, in addition to Shen Juntao's ex-girlfriend and current Ye Yijun, and so many people who have been ravaged by Lin Haven, have never felt that the three words "White Lotus" are so dazzling and disgusting.

Phew!

Bah!

Phew!

In the chairman's office of Dunhuang Entertainment, Qi Hui listened to Lin Haven call Minister Luan to change his name, and the feeling of *** last night came to her mind again, and the last bit of unwillingness was gone-she opened Weibo and read Lin Haiwen's comments, which she couldn't read.

Those who scolded him, sarcastically mocked him, marveled, and didn't know what to say were good, they were all normal.

There is also a wave of people who firmly follow Lin Haven.

"I am the Ice Spring Holy Water of Changbai Mountain. ”

"I'm a marshmallow. ”

"I am pure snow. ”

- "What kind of cleanness and what kind of whiteness are you?"

"I am the water of the ice cap at an altitude of 5,100 meters in Tibet. ”

"I am the second White Lotus after Lin Haven. ”

"Third ......"

"Fourth ......"

Soon, the number of this white lotus is almost more than that of the owners of the lottery in the capital - looking up, it is all white lotus, and the Weibo ecology is simply clean.

The serious media didn't know how to report it, while the entertainment media giggled and got used to it.

"Lin Haven changed his name to 'White Lotus', which is suspected to be in response to hype questions. ”

"White Lotus? Lin Haven changed his Weibo nickname, and this is the reason. ”

"Take stock of the memorabilia of Lin Haven's fame, is it a white lotus, or a black rose?"

Such a wave of national entertainment has covered the business of Cheng Yangyue's statement, if it weren't for the fact that there is still a "righteous keyboard warrior" on Weibo. After Lin Haven changed his name, in so many comments, I can occasionally see some justice.

"With all these bells and whistles, Lin Haven still came out and took two steps and made it clear. ”

"If your heart is not empty, why bother with moths?"

"When did Lin Haven not even dare to show his face, and used his means in this kind of corners. ”

"Ling Ci hyped things, please stand up and make it clear!! It was cool to scold people at the beginning, but don't be bad now. ”

After waiting for a few hours, at about four o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Haven was updated - this was the first update with the nickname "White Lotus Lin Haven". It should be said that the domestic entertainment industry and the Internet public opinion circle are paying attention to Lin Haiwen's Weibo, and one by one, the editors and poops are staring at his Weibo, looking forward to his update.

The editor of Weibo Entertainment is one of them, as the official entertainment media of Weibo, they have many privileges, but most of these privileges are invalid in Lin Haven. For example, Shen Juntao's hype must be done with them in advance, and if there is any new material, it must be given priority. But Lin Haven is not like this at all, Weibo Entertainment not to mention taking the material from Lin Haven in advance, sometimes you even have to think about it, if we follow this material, will it provoke him.

It's also aggrieved.

So now, the editor of Weibo Entertainment is only looking at Lin Haiwen's homepage like everyone else, looking forward to being able to brush up on a piece of hot news - as long as it is Lin Haiwen's own post, then it will definitely be no problem to follow up.

Until more than four o'clock, the F5 brushed by the editor is going to explode, hey, let him brush out one.

Long microblogging.

A long microblog with a lot of words.

The editor was excited for a while, this must be a response statement, after Lin Haven changed his name to White Lotus, he responded positively to the controversy for the first time - the titles quickly appeared in the editor's mind, as a journeyman, the editor of Weibo Entertainment is still very competent, and the crazy rotation in his head did not affect him to click on the picture.

"Ai Lian Said"

The flowers of water, land, grass and trees are very lovely. Wei Wen Siqing loves chrysanthemum alone, since Zhao Jin, the world loves peony very much, and gives the lotus to love the mud without staining, and the water is clear and ripple without demons...... Lotus, the gentleman of flowers, also ......"

In just about 100 words, it can be described as a pearl of words.

The original Zhou Dunyi is the ancestor of Confucianism and a philosopher, so this argumentative essay is written extremely concisely, and it is not an exaggeration.

Among them, the words "out of the mud without staining" have since become the Song Dynasty, and the Chinese people say that the gentleman is synonymous, which has a far-reaching influence.

Even though the editor of Weibo does not have any literary literacy, he can also see that this 119-word "Ai Lian Said" is good, and Lin Haiwen's attainments in ancient literature and ancient poetry have long been recognized by the world, and it is not uncommon for him to see this kind of good article on Lin Haven's Weibo.

However, a sense of absurd conflict inevitably appeared in his mind.

I feel uncomfortable, as if my head is being turned back, but my body is turning forward, sad, I want to die.

It's obviously an entertainment drama that is about to beat drums and gongs, but how can it suddenly become a matter of supporting things, and the ancient civilization is so high-minded and boring. It's like you're jerking off.,MMs are about to reveal the blood-pumping parts.,Suddenly,Your mother's phone called.。

Unspeakable embarrassment.

"Made, sooner or later, it's not too late, now it's time for you to get into the literati game, fuck it. ”

......

Dunhuang, Lin Haven smiled and said to Qi Hui, who was full of questions:

"Talking to ghosts, talking nonsense to people, saying businessmen's words to literati, and speaking literati words to businessmen -- this is the second trick of beating Lao Wang Ba to death with random punches. ”