Chapter Ninety-Eight: Very Funny Bad Guy
Not far from the Affiliated Hospital of Jiangnan University Town, at a bend at an intersection......
Lao Zhou was very depressed today, and when he drove to the company today, he made a phone call on the way. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info was at a bend at an intersection, and suddenly a man rushed towards his car at a speed of 100 meters.
The frightened old Zhou hurriedly threw away the phone and exploded. Grabbed the steering wheel and twisted it, quickly turned the front of the car, and successfully avoided the galloping man. Lao Zhou secretly breathed a sigh of relief - its mother, it's too dangerous! Fortunately, the old man has good driving skills, otherwise you guy would have to hit the street today!
But before Lao Zhou's thumping heart could recover, the man suddenly fell backwards in violation of the laws of physics, rolled for three and a half weeks, hugged his legs in pain, and shouted: "Ouch! My legs, my legs have been broken!"
The man's screams soon attracted a crowd of onlookers who did not know the truth.
The crowd didn't know what to expect, and they didn't know whether it was the car that hit the person or the person who crashed the car, and there was a lot of discussion for a while.
Nima: Guy, you didn't hit the old man's car, okay? Did you hit the air wall? The old man is not a master of ability, and he doesn't have the skill of the air wall!
This is the legendary porcelain, right?
However, it is said that anyone who touches porcelain will go to the kind of famous car that is very rich at first sight?
Lao Zhou doesn't know anything, business is difficult these days, who cares what car you are?
Lao Zhou looked bitter and entangled and sighed. There was no surveillance nearby, and he didn't have any dash cam installed in his rotten car.
He felt in his pocket, and there was only a row of cards, a twenty-dollar bill, and two one-dollar coins.
Twenty-two yuan, it is estimated that you can't send away the man who is lying on the ground screaming, right?
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Song Shuhang happened to help the short-haired girl to the intersection, ready to stop a taxi here.
The two happened to witness the above 'whole process of the car accident'.
"This is a man crashing into a car, right?" said the short-haired girl lightly, and from her angle, she could see that the car had been avoided, but the man quickly crashed into it, and then fell to the ground and screamed.
"It's not a man who crashes...... It didn't hit it at all. Song Shuhang's eyesight is very good now, and from his angle, he can clearly see that the man didn't hit the car at all, he fell to the ground and began to scream.
"Oh, I know it's called touching porcelain. The short-haired girl glanced at Shuhang: "Do you want to go over and testify?"
This nosy good guy doesn't make a reason not to go up and help, right?
"It's useless if there aren't enough witnesses, and we don't have a video and there's no surveillance nearby. Song Shuhang shook his head, the man who fell screaming was undoubtedly professional-level, and the place he was looking for was very suitable for touching porcelain.
"Then it doesn't matter?" After thinking about it, the short-haired girl's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Why don't we go up and beat up the screaming guy on the ground?"
"Don't, violence can't solve all problems, it will only make the driver more trouble!" Song Shuhang hurriedly persuaded: "Look at me! You stand here and wait first, and I'll call a taxi for you later...... By the way, do you have any change with you?"
The short-haired girl's face froze and she shook her head.
"Then I'll borrow you first, and remember to pay me back when I have a chance to see you later. Song Shuhang took out fifty pieces from his pocket and stuffed them into the short-haired girl. Anyway, he just got a sum of ill-gotten wealth recently, and he has a lot of money.
Without waiting for the short-haired girl to reply, Song Shuhang had already strode to the scene of the car accident and squeezed away the crowd of onlookers.
"Jean, Jean!" he was now muscular, and quickly pushed through the crowd.
Then, he squatted down next to the screaming man and stared at the other party for a while: "Yo, it looks like he was hit badly." ”
The man who fell to the ground and screamed secretly glanced at Shuhang, and the screaming was even more poignant.
Song Shuhang coughed and shouted: "Master driver, you see that everyone has been hit like this, why don't you get out of the car and accompany tens of thousands of yuan." ”
The man who fell to the ground and screamed suddenly made up his mind - he was worried that this young man with beautiful eyebrows was coming to expose him, but he didn't expect this young man to give him a beautiful assist. He was suddenly overjoyed, and his screams became even more cheerful.
In the car, Lao Zhou touched the twenty-two yuan in his pocket and sighed silently. Holding the phone in his hand, he was ready to call the police first.
"Master driver, what are you waiting for, get out of the car. Song Shuhang said in his mouth, but a pair of hands were groping on the body of the porcelain man.
Touching the porcelain man, I feel that this little young man is a little wrong. This little hand keeps touching himself, can't he be a, will he take advantage of me? Eat my tofu?
Suddenly, goosebumps got on the porcelain man's body.
But...... He is a man with a lot of actor qualities, although he is not an official actor. But at this time, even if you are eaten tofu, you have to grit your teeth and survive.
The screams can't be stopped!
But soon, the porcelain man noticed that something was wrong again.
The clear-eyed young man reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet.
In there, you can hold all his current belongings, two thousand oceans.
This money is used to prevent himself from accidentally being hospitalized in the hospital - porcelain touching is also a very dangerous profession, and Wan Shang may be seriously injured and hospitalized if he encounters a road killer or a female driver. Then, what if the female driver has no cash on her, or encounters a road killer with a bad character, and simply escapes?
Nowadays, many hospitals recognize money but do not recognize people, what should I do if I don't have any money on me?
After all this nonsense, what I want to convey is that he has money in his wallet!
The young man with beautiful eyebrows took out his wallet, bulging, and very satisfied. Then, the young man smiled warmly at him. And then ...... The young man got up, ran away all the way, and was about to disappear in a blink of an eye.
The porcelain man came to his senses, and this girl actually met someone who took advantage of the fire to rob: "I'm fucking you an uncle!"
The porcelain man rolled off the ground and got up neatly. The lightning chased after him, and chased after him relentlessly: "Stop, you guys stop for the master, don't run!
The broken car that just touched the porcelain can knock hundreds of pieces if it dies. But I have a small 2,000 in my wallet. Don't lose the big because it's small!
The onlookers, who originally didn't know the truth, saw the man who was still screaming on the ground just now, but now they were chasing the young man with sharp legs and feet, like lightning. How can this guy's leg look like it's broken?
Lao Zhou secretly breathed a sigh of relief in the car, and the hand that pinched the twenty-two yuan bill also loosened. Thinking back to the young man with clear eyebrows, Lao Zhou sighed: "In these years, there are still many good people." ”
After sighing, he started his broken car and drove away.
On the other side, after watching the whole process, the short-haired girl couldn't help but laugh out loud on her tense little face.
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Song Shuhang ran 1,800 meters with the porcelain man with great interest, and waited until the other party ran out of breath, his face was pale and he was vomiting against the wall, and then he accelerated and threw the other party to the ashes.
He even had time to call a taxi and ask the other party to pick up the short-haired girl at the intersection. The driver's uncle went to pick up people very happily......
The porcelain man looked at Song Shuhang's distant figure in despair, and his heart was extremely depressed: You can run so fast, and you have dry hair to hang me to run such a long way?
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A taxi stopped in front of the short-haired girl: "Little girl, is it you who was asked by a guy to pull me just now?"
"Well, it's me. The short-haired girl pinched fifty yuan and sat in the taxi.
Well, it's funny, rotten good guy.
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