848. How should I chat with my girlfriend

Li Dan told Li Xiang that the first episode of "Tucao Conference" had 20 million clicks and broadcasts in 24 hours, although it was in a number of variety shows, it was a very good result for a freshman program.

He specially called Li Xiang to report the good news, Li Xiang said: "Don't be complacent, this is the beginning, the first episode is good, but it's just good, it's still early to get fire, if you don't advance against the current, you will retreat, the first episode has attracted everyone's attention, and the quality of the next episode must be guaranteed, otherwise the on-demand volume will not only not rise, but may also drop significantly." Especially as a creative director and host, don't get carried away, stay humble, don't think you're a wolf when you're a husky, and eat dog food if you can't hunt. Got it?"

Li Dan said: "Understand! Although your words are ugly, the truth is this, that is, it makes me want to come and beat you." ”

Li Xiang said: "So at this time, I can't let you come over, keep this momentum, you can go further, and go to the next level, by the way, has the sponsor been pulled?"

Li Dan said: "You're right, if I want to slap you in the face, I must speak with my grades, and I can't subdue you physically, so don't worry, I won't go to you to fight, but in the afternoon I will go to block Hongying Kindergarten, Dou Dou is your sister, I will punch you twice and take two breaths." The sponsor has not been pulled yet, but some merchants have taken the initiative to contact them. ”

Li Xiang said: "Dou Dou is also your sister, if you can do it, just go." What kind of business? Hurry up to make sure, without sponsors, a show can't go far, and it can't always be paid by Penguin Video. ”

Li Dan said: "Dou Dou is my cousin, it's your own sister, punch her, she loses 1,000 points of blood, you feel distressed 800 points, I feel distressed at most 600, in the final analysis, I earned it." I don't like that businessman, who sells diapers, can this make them famous? In the future, if I say, 'Welcome to the "Tucao Conference" named after Dou Dou brand diapers, I can't make people laugh off their big teeth? I really don't know what this businessman thinks, he even thought of naming "Tucao Conference", is it really me who is too popular?"

Li Xiang said: "It may be that they think that you are talking like pee, which makes people feel (shhhhh ”

Someone on the other end of the phone was calling Li Dan, Li Dan said: "I have to accompany Xiao Mu to the library, this girl has been crazy recently, reading and studying at home, and always running to the library when she goes out, which has rejuvenated the second spring of learning." I hung up, I received your congratulations and admiration, thank you, Li Xiaoxiang. ”

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Li Xiang opened Weibo, reposted "Tucao Conference", and forwarded it on Douyin, although Li Dan is cheap, but he still needs to help.

He saw a lot of private messages on Douyin, most of which came to ask what the background music in the "Can't Speak" advertisement was, and when the sound source would be released.

The song "Can't Open Your Mouth" has been recorded, but Li Xiang doesn't plan to upload it now. He found a video from his mobile phone, which was the story of the teacher at home last time, "The Little Princess Defeats the Villain Dragon", the teacher is the little princess, and Dou Dou is the villain dragon.

He thought about it, and posted the video to Douyin's account with a wicked smile, writing: Teacher Xiao Li has started to tell the story, knock on the blackboard, sit down, don't talk! The story is called "The Little Princess Defeats the Villain Dragon", who is the one who plays the Villain Dragon?

This account has only posted two pieces of content now, the first is an advertisement for "Can't Open Your Mouth", and the second is "Little Princess Defeats the Villain Dragon".

As soon as he sent it, he clicked on it and watched it by himself, laughed, and left a message for himself: My sister spoke vividly and interestingly, and my sister acted miserably, and I was going to enroll them in an acting interest class, and children who are interested in being accompaniment, please raise your hand.

Not after he sent it out, he saw a message that showed "The person you follow", which read: I, I, I~ with a little monkey and a raised hand emoji.

This is Huang Youyi's little fool.

Li Xiang immediately sent her a private message: "Filial piety is commendable, love will be born over time, sister-in-law will like you, come on." ”

Huang Youyi: "I am the little princess, and Master Dou Dou is my little scholar." ”

Li Xiang: "Sister-in-law will turn her face with you immediately." ”

Huang Youyi: "I secretly didn't tell them that I was a little princess." You're my little scholar. ”

Li thought: "I'm still young?"

Huang Youyi: "You're a cautious boy. ”

Li thought: "Why am I careful?"

Huang Youyi: "You warned me not to be at the same table with boys during class. ”

Li Xiang: "That's the truth. ”

Huang Youyi: "How is this the truth?"

Li Xiang: "From elementary school to junior high school to high school, the same table has always been a boy, and it has always been Li Dan, which simply ruined my youth, and when I got to college, the boys in the dormitory were always the first to sit next to me, saying that I recruited girls to like, and everyone would look at me wherever I sit, and girls who don't like me may fall in love with him." So, I don't sit at the same table with the girls, and you can't be at the same table with the boys. ”

Huang Youyi posted a string of laughing emojis, writing: "How many times did you fall in love when you were in high school?"

When Li Xiang saw this sentence, he immediately felt a faint murderous aura between the lines, and replied: "You keep calling me stupid, I admit it, I am indeed stupid, because you are my first love, I don't know how to make you happy, clumsy." ”

Huang Youyi hid in the room and snickered for a while before returning: "You hesitated for 10 seconds just now, tell me what you were thinking for the past 10 seconds." ”

Li Xiang: "I'm thinking, you were the first to reply to me, everyone click in and take a look, hey, Huang Youyi, why did she interact with Li Xiang so actively, is there a hidden secret? Everyone will definitely be suspicious like this." ”

Huang Youyi: "Everyone will think, hey, Li Xiang is not chasing Huang Youyi~ Huang Youyi is a national girl, how could Li Xiang want to eat swan meat." ”

Li Xiang gritted his teeth and replied, "Li Xiang has already eaten swan meat." ”

Huang Youyi replied with a bloody knife.

Li Xiang replied again: "I still want to eat after eating." ”

Huang Youyi: "Dream it!"

Li Xiang: "I want to eat for a lifetime, so that I can have a lifelong dream." ”

Huang Youyi: "Pinch your face to wake you up quickly." ”

Li Xiang: "The day after tomorrow, I will go to Yuezhou, send you my face, let you pinch it, and pinch it as much as you want." ”

Huang Youyi sent a happy little girl's expression, and then replied: "Really?

Li Xiang: "Absolutely don't fight back, anyway, it's you who is distressed, besides, I can't beat you." ”

Huang Youyi: "Hmph!"

Li Xiang looked through Douyin's message and wrote: "A lot of people have left messages, and sure enough, I found you, asking if we know each other." How can I answer so that I don't get beaten?"

Huang Youyi made a laughing emoji, and then wrote: "You just say that I am your little sister." ”

Li Xiang: "It's too much~ It's too much! You are only 18 years old this year, and I am 19!"

Huang Youyi: "I'm going to be 19 soon." ”

Li thought: "Isn't that 19 yet, I'm already 19, call brother." ”

Huang Youyi: "Then you will reply to everyone that I am your idol and you worship me very much." ”

Li thought: "You want to be beautiful, I only worship myself." ”

Huang Youyi: "Stinky beauty, then do you only love the shadow in your water?"

Li Xiang: "There is no doubt about it...... I only love you. ”

Huang Youyi paused for a moment, hid in the room alone and snickered for a while before replying: "That's it, I'm your idol, go and reply, I'll limit you to 1 minute." ”

Li Xiang immediately replied to everyone: "I especially like volleyball, the Chinese women's volleyball team is the pride of the whole people, and Youyi is my idol." ”

He looked through everyone's messages, and in just a few minutes, the comparison had exceeded 400,000, there were 50,000 messages, and the number of forwards, which had never been high, had reached more than 10,000.

"Is the teacher's nickname Xiao Li? Sure enough, he has the demeanor of a little teacher, and he speaks in a colorful way. ”

"It turns out that the teacher's name is Teacher Xiao Li, and Teacher Xiao Li's story is good, but it is too gentle. ”

"It's not gentle at all, Dou Dou was beaten and rolled on the ground, screaming again and again. ”

"Dou Dou is a drama spirit, don't worry about her. ”

"As soon as Dou Dou rolled, I couldn't help but laugh. ”

"Cute and beautiful want to take it away. ”

"How can you be so cute, and come and go. ”

"It's so pretty. ”

"It's 10,000 times better than Li Xiang. ”

"Compared with his sisters, Li Xiang can't see it. ”

"Not only good-looking, but also cute and quirky. ”

"In the future, please don't post anything else on this account, just send it to the little sisters. ”

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