On the road, Li Pi was still apprehensive.

"Second brother, let's sneak away from the coffin, will he not be angry and do something, right?"

Li Xian has been familiar with this broken three wheels in the past few days, holding the steering wheel with one hand is quite chic, and in the face of Li Pi's worry, he waved his other hand casually: "It's okay!"

"How can it be okay, you look at the sister-in-law who smashed the coffin out of a pit yesterday, and almost used a crutch to fight with her! We didn't say hello, we pulled the coffin out, and the master must not die in a hurry at home?"

Death?

Li Xian snorted, almost laughing like a pig.

Others don't know, but his heart is clear;

Li Daoyun entered the Taoist temple when he was young, and learned some things like Zhou Yi gossip there, and the whole person was chattering. In the early years, when I didn't break the four olds, I could still flicker a little extra fast with this skill. But since the beginning of that catastrophe, this set of things has not seen the light of day.

Speaking of which, there is another episode, in the winter of 68, when the catastrophe developed to the most vigorous, the neighbor's sheep were lost, and the old man had to calculate which direction to look for.

The old man was a horse bandit when he was young, and later voted for Jiang, for fear that his father would be beaten into the cow, ghost and snake god because of feudal superstition, Li Youyi was anxious to push Li Daoyun into the ditch, and since then he has been given the title of "Li Dad".

From here on, Li Daoyun, who can't go out to calculate for others, has used all his skills on himself, and he will calculate his longevity every day when he has nothing to do, and every time he calculates, the deadline is approaching.

That's why I prepared the coffin early and was ready to return to the West at any time.

However, Li Xian came back from behind, and he clearly knew that the old man had lived to be ninety-six! He had already entered junior high school, and the old man finally slept to the Western Bliss without a mouthful of phlegm.

Proper life is over.

In the past hundred years, the person who may have lived the longest is Li Daoyun.

At that time, when the old man was at the funeral, he passed by and set off firecrackers to ask the old man for his life - a real joyful funeral.

And before that, the old man boiled three coffins,

Now seeing that Li Pi is worried that the old man will be angry, Li Xian really doesn't worry at all: "Fourth, just put your heart in your stomach." He lives a long life!"

With bursts of black smoke spewing out of the exhaust pipe of the tricycle, Li Xian calmly looked like a sloth.

......

When he arrived at the Forestry Bureau's Cadre Rest House, Li Xian happened to see a long line approaching him.

Seeing the filial son spirit flag, Li Xian slapped his thigh: "Damn, I'm a step too late!"

That's right, one of the purposes of his visit this time was to sell the coffin to the old cadre who died while it was hot to make a small profit.

When Li Xian came, he was already convinced that if he caught up, this coffin would definitely sell for a high price.

But now it seems that there is no play.

People are out of the way. Can't you stop the funeral procession now and say to the old man, "See if you don't sleep well, I'll change your bed", right?

If you do that, I'm afraid you'll be beaten.

Li Pi watched the funeral procession go away, and there was a big stone in his heart: "Second brother, you can't sell this, let's go back quickly, the provincial master is in a hurry." ”

Li Xian parked the car on the side of the road, feeling very melancholy, but it was definitely impossible to go back.

Where is this?

Dry retreat!

The people inside are all old cadres, old and rich, I like it here!

"Plan B!GO!"

Li Xian made up his mind, let Li Pi look at the car, and walked straight to the compound of the dry rest house.

Xu is that there are people at the funeral today, and there are many people coming and going. Unlike that day, when the girl named Zhiye came in with his talents, the doorman didn't pay attention to Li Xian, so he let him in directly.

As soon as he thought about the high-roller who took out a hundred yuan ticket that day, Li Xian heard a "huh".

When I looked up, wasn't it the Zhiye girl that day?

Wang Zhiye was carrying a warm pot, and frowned when she saw Li Xian walking towards her.

"You...... You are...... That walnut peel seller, right? Why is it here again?"

Seeing this "small trader" dressed in dirt and scum appear in front of her, she was very curious.

Seeing an acquaintance, Li Xianle said: "Beauty, working here?"

Wang Zhiye did not answer the question directly, but asked rhetorically, "What are you doing here?"

didn't know the identity of the girl in front of him, Li Xian didn't dare to say the true purpose of his trip, "Oh, I'll sell something." ”

"What's that?"

"Hmm...... Something that can be used by everyone, and can only be used once in a lifetime. No, you're in charge of security here?" Li Xian smiled, this girl was too vigilant.

Obviously, Li Xian's statement, which is similar to a brain teaser, aroused Wang Zhiye's great interest.

Something that everyone can use, and can only be used once in a lifetime?

What is that?

After thinking about it for a long time, Wang Zhiye didn't expect that something was so important.

"Why are you so pretentious? You're just talking about selling something, right?"

Li Xian lost the patience to play dumb riddles with this little girl, and gave the answer directly: "Coffin." ”

Hearing this "mystery", Wang Zhiye was stunned for a moment, and then her face was full of anger: "You are sick, right? What kind of coffin do people come to sell? Hurry up!"

Don't blame Wang Zhiye for being angry, a group of old people in the dry rest house just sent away an old man, so they couldn't help but feel a little sentimental.

It is good to say that the rabbit is dead and the fox is sad, or it is good to say that it is nostalgic for being in old age. Anyway, the atmosphere was very depressing, and Wang Zhiye coaxed it for a long time before a group of old people just coaxed a little smile. At this juncture, someone came to sell the coffin, isn't that adding blockage?

Seeing that the little girl threw the pot on the ground and came over to push herself, Li Xian stopped: "Hey? Why are you so unreasonable? Of course, selling coffins is a good time to win people, and when people die, I will go to the cemetery to sell them? First, if I don't rush, second, I won't summon spirits? Besides, the coffin has to be measured in advance, and no one knows when to drive the crane west, right?"

This dispute has attracted the attention of a group of elderly people in the activity room. Hearing that Xiao Yezi had a conflict with others, a group of old men couldn't care about being sad and hurriedly walked over.

Wang Zhiye saw that the old people were alarmed, and she became even more anxious: "Why do you have a dog's mouth so well! You speak so badly? Go, hurry up and let me go! Otherwise, I will call the doorman!"

As soon as he heard this, Li Xian was stunned,

This place is not easy to enter, today is a fluke, if you are really kicked out, then it will be difficult for you to come in again.

He immediately changed his tone and discussed: "Girl, you are like you, from the moment people are born, it is a process of running towards death, and birth, old age, sickness and death are all natural laws.

When he was a child, he babbled and pestered his toddlers, worked hard to learn cultural knowledge when he was a teenager, and reflected the value of life in his middle school to serve the society. To what stage, what to do.

In this old age, while enjoying the joy of family, we should also consider welcoming the final end openly and objectively. What's so bad about that?"

When the old people who had just arrived at the two of them heard this novel remark, their hearts moved slightly, and they were even more thoughtful.